Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 24th, 2020

tomgara A man sued his employer for racial discrimination, settled the suit, took the settlement check to the bank to cash..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fq

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johnthelutheran I *love* this story from @Aiannucci’s interview in @timesredbox today: pic.twitter.com/KRQAZI7cOL

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@jpwarren I just spent way too long trying to make a pun on “string theory”.

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@crgentle @aDB Iridescent Green Christmas Beetle.

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@jpwarren That’s not how you spell “meal”.

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botandy wtf is this pic.twitter.com/CdoRT74GJa

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YiddishProverbs ‘For example’ is not the same as ‘proof.’ — Yiddish proverb

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I imagine you’re all always quite drunk because otherwise there’s no real explanation for any of this.

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So go to at least one of those links RIGHT NOW and contributed, before you sober up and realise what a fool you’ve been.

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You can help make this happen by going to stilgherrian.com/tip/ or for added benefits subscribe at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3C

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1. The livestream and podcast will definitely go ahead on the evening of Sat 1 Feb for at least one hour.

2. Only..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1U

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PODCAST UPDATE: The total contributions at stilgherrian.com/tip/ for this SPECIAL LIVESTREAM of me reading 5G and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ze

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@johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus Meanwhile YouTube is wanting to show me rather a lot of old episodes of “Top of the Pops”, so there’s that.

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@johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus Better for him. Worse for the rest of society. That’s my wish.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Happy New Year. May this one be a bit better.

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I’m sure it’s just a coincidence. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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Which one’s her mum? Bridget McKenzie, you’re a fuckin’ goose. twitter.com/elyasgarad/sta…

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Fri plan, sooky depression day remainder: A combination of sookage, shitposting, tweeting links as I clear out my b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yO

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Actually @SnarkyPlatypus may enjoy this advert’s portrayal of Australian diversity. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SuperCroup You must be able to. Ginger moustache, mustard cardigan, a perfect natural combination.

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From the same team at MOJO, “”C’mon Aussie C’mon” Australian Cricket TV Ad (1979) youtube.com/watch?v=2uBjJA… Such national identity!

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@JohnBirmingham Just finished RN Presents’ 8-part series “Myths of War” with Dr Mark Dapin. It’s excellent. Recomme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YM

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“Have A Go (Australian ad) 1970s” youtube.com/watch?v=-0Qd5c…

“A community announcement commercial encouraging all us..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iC

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@joneaves You’re too kind. Not about your mother, obviously, but thank you.

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@joneaves Oh so she did! Please pass on my thanks, she’s so very lovely.

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@bigbadave Hahaha a bit early in the year in any year.

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@bigbadave That’s certainly a fine set of things. :(

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@ChrissieM We’ve got a long weekend ahead. Let’s pace ourselves.

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@AnthonyODonne13 @jillethelmurray Mums can be great. Especially for Friday afternoon press releases.

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@AliaK I’ve already done that.

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It’s the end of Friday, but I don’t actually feel like a TGIF drink and I don’t feel like going into the village.

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GrogsGamut Nah. He’s added in a paragraph at the end that sticks to the current cuts but just talks about speed of transition…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zy

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joshgnosis Friday afternoon FOI dump. It was worth a shot. pic.twitter.com/aQ2blA08f1

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Yes, I’m always accidentally becoming a patron of all manner of organisations. As we all are. Good one, Senator McK..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kc

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Ageinvestigates BREAKING: Crown Resorts takes out the trash on Friday eve. Exec chairman John Alexander stands down. It was Alexand..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X3

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A_L_Waddington This is what happens when your Grandpa is a homicide detective and left to babysit 🤪🤦🏼‍♀️🤣 pic.twitter.com/FCnp08gw7j

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NewtonMark Auditor-General: “Bridget McKenzie has behaved corruptly, and has probably broken criminal law.”

Michael McCormack..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mK

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@MapCurator Now I’m curious as to what the Victoria-specific material is.

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@MapCurator And the main secondary school version is still a thing! jacaranda.com.au/atlas/

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@RealNickHodge @MapCurator What bastards. No wonder you fell in love with Margaret Thatcher.

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Guess who has two thumbs and just now, after weeks and weeks of smoke and dust in the air, suddenly realised why th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BH

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@MapCurator Oops, I just saw that it was a junior edition, and a Victorian edition. I think they tried to do editio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HJ

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Make that two generations of Australian generally, @MapCurator. It was so pervasive that when in the 1970s a TV qui..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kZ

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MattSainsb Mark Hamill is a global treasure. twitter.com/HamillHimself/…

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Pinboard The way the Hong Kong mask ban (imposed by emergency measure as an ineffective tactic against protests) has collide..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ws

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jplonie Freedom dollars. twitter.com/mikecarlton01/…

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theappeal BREAKING: Austin City Council approves a resolution that effectively ends marijuana prosecutions, fines in the city. twitter.com/GregCasar/stat…

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SuperCroup 😂👌 pic.twitter.com/OhdjdgtMbE

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UnicornaShawn Call me out if touch if you want but I like getting my calcium the old fashioned way, eating the baby whole. twitter.com/mynameisntdave…

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@NuclearAnthro @voltagex @funranium Well you wouldn’t want your bits to shrivel.

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mattmfm CBS News reports that GOP Senators have been warned by Trump team: “Vote against the president, and your head will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1a

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JennaGuillaume Kinokuniya Sydney just apologised because a “dating coaching company” was using their store for clients to practice..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y5

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FridaGhitis Fox News top legal analyst Judge Napolitano concludes Trump should be removed from office, “the evidence is ample a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MD

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Everything is going to plan, @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus. Or something. twitter.com/JeromeTaylor/s…

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@voltagex @jeamland @dobes @jpwarren Excellent work. And it’s true, I have no Bitcoin and trust no one.

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damiengwalter A dollar sign. twitter.com/DanielKennedyD…

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BoJack Horseman | Season 6 Final Trailer | Netflix youtube.com/watch?v=osY929…

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@mattcdef2000 @dobes Excellent pie-related jerkbird action. :)

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kim_weatherall Australian government’s own report card on its progress on open government. Note which ones are delayed….twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SNfN

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@voltagex Is… is that a RADIOACTIVE COCK RING?

Attn: @NuclearAnthro, for information on the count being shown.

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@JustJimWillDo I also had a rule that power tools could not be used after the, oh, third drink. Or maybe it was four.

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@akihheikkinen @CityPretzelDC @lauriechenwords Like, when passengers show their passport to catch a flight, post ab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…io

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lauriechenwords So it’s true: a Wuhan woman with mild fever symptoms took meds to bring her temp down, passed screening at customs,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ro

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@JustJimWillDo This reminds of the time, when I moved into a house with a severely overgrown garden, I held a “Gard..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MB

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Very much looking forward to @7ampodcast returning on Monday.

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bastardsheep If it’s dangerous driving why would it even pay any attention to the red light? twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH HIS CLAIM AGAINST BRUCE PASCOE DISMISSED PETER DUTTON HAS REFERRED KOALAS TO THE AFP FOR FRAUDULENT ACTIV..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PE

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flocorf Help I can’t stop being racist and my children don’t like it how can I convince myself it’s their fault twitter.com/loosewomen/sta…

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Wait, they were barely started doing anything, were they? twitter.com/DeptDefence/st…

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Pffft! I could so rock this look. twitter.com/TPythia/status…

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“Guardian Australia asked readers for the moments of Australian TV history they’ll never forget — for better or wor.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aBZ

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stilgherrian Oh Scott Morrison’s hands are so far up this he’s got shit stains on his shoulders. twitter.com/Boeufblogginon…

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BuildSoil this made me laugh pic.twitter.com/O3ZyWsgqz1

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@dobes @rohan_p Well you make sure you have a lovely day, $name.

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ayyy_vuh Can’t believe cis people get free puberty

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reachrachelkahn we need democracy in the workplace to prevent absolutely insane shit like this pic.twitter.com/FUThHujgsv

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OctopusCaveman This question and answer are on a DVD copy of Shrek 2 pic.twitter.com/fvfs9Lj8Ze

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osbornep @abcnews Just noting that footnote 46 in the ANAO report says this: “The evidence available to the ANAO is that re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nj

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Fri plan, updated sooky depression day edition: Fried rice (eaten, it was nice); fuck it, that’s enough, I’m going..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SC

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Here’s another one. “<Client1> and <Client2> expand partnership to help enterprises seize the power of the cloud fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ld

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DapperHistorian This WW2 map of Ireland was produced to deter potential invaders… I guess it worked! pic.twitter.com/aT4aufqw1Q

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I’m sure this is definitely the best way to run a justice system. Guilty beyond reasonable feelpinion. twitter.com/nwjerseyliz/st…

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Press release just received: “<Client1> and <Client2> Team-Up to Help Clients Mitigate Third-Party Risk and Automat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8V

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JoshuaPotash Um, the people of Puerto Rico are carrying a guillotine to the Governor’s mansion right now. pic.twitter.com/uAeH1WoLcN

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@manaz_d @kcarruthers Up here we have these things open on a screen. :)

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lenoretaylor Sports grants: rugby club gets $500k for female change rooms but has no women’s team - because the women all left i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kF

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Having been on the boards of organisations that received government grants, I know that one normal part of the appr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jm

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@RatlSecurity @Susan_Hennessey Mind you, that recommendation by @benjaminwittes for the film “Gallipoli” should be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kw

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The @RatlSecurity podcast is always good, but this one includes a lot of good discussion on the (alleged) Bezos pho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aJ

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timdunlop Not just you. I think other racists are also over-reacting… twitter.com/amandavanstone…

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purserj Boomers are going to go apeshit twitter.com/jboitnott/stat…

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@GerardYvanovich No, it was already past us, and not overhead, well before that alert was issued. They move fast, and alerts date quickly.

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joshgnosis Yassmin was one of three who got that specific residency, and one of 27 who got an international development grant…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Io

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Fri plan, annoying sooky depression day edition: Fried rice; write for @zdnetaustralia; and that might be the end o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xh

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@OurNewHomecoach Or did you mean HRH Charles, Prince of Wales?

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@OurNewHomecoach Really? Michael Richard Pence, 48th and current vice president of the United States of America.

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@shermozle He certainly seems to be Sending a Message.

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@shermozle @guardianstyle Lol. Yeah I was looking for ammunition beyond my ancient memory. Most things I’m seeing a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5P

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Royalty does have its uses sometimes. twitter.com/snarkgrapefrui…

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@musevg @munin @SnarkyPlatypus @70s_party Well that’s just behind a bush, so I guess that’s what the parsley is for.

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@PollHereford @SnarkyPlatypus Exactly. Though my inner troll wants to make it sweet and sour sauce.

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@shermozle @guardianstyle Actually it’s a preference thing. AP Style (yuck!) uses spaces (good).

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@shermozle @guardianstyle That’s an American thing. There are spaces around em-dashes. I will die on this hill.

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@garthk Well 2% or more is transactions fees in and out, for starters.

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Here you go, @SnarkyPlatypus. It’s a… erm… a Shepherd’s Igloo. Or something. twitter.com/70s_party/stat…

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Also, I changed the Guardian’s en-dash to an em-dash in my tweet because — I have to say this -@guardianstylele is a crime against humanity.

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“Doomsday clock lurches to 100 seconds to midnight — closest to catastrophe yet: Nuclear and climate threats create.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EaG

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CaseyNewton It used to be fun to implicate your family members in unsolved crimes. But the novelty has worn off twitter.com/jyarow/status/…

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@owenhatherley @johnmcternan It’s beautiful. I get that it may be falling apart, which is a shame, but that’s a good’un.

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Also, the air is bad again. Also, I don’t like this display because the shortest lines are the ones to worry about…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ax

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On FFS, first a thunderstorm and now kookaburras. WHY DOES NATURE HAVE TO BE SO LOUD?

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Ah @expectproblems @CptHollingworth, the gleaming white interior of a spacecraft… twitter.com/astroengine/st…

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I hope the rain continues for a bit, but @rainparrot says only a few more minutes. pic.twitter.com/EqVTybh6cq

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Friday. The key word is inflatability. Friday.

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