Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 26th, 2020

trentyarwood The word you’re looking for to describe closing the borders to keep the filthy forrens out is either “racism” or “germ panic”

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trentyarwood Because I’m one of those people,

Quarantine is what you do to people without symptoms and not known to have a cond..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HR

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jonkudelka Old one about barbecue day. Still stacks up, unfortunately. pic.twitter.com/6SmUpsMkn3

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fesshole I once caught the dog trying to eat one of my brother’s wank tissues. The semen solidified into the fur around her..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cH

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@upulie Tell me more about this gin powder.

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Histreepix Mr and Mrs Arthur Measures operating the progress of time from their spare room. Chertsey, 1911. pic.twitter.com/wEBc9AcdEb

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Wolfie_Rankin You may laugh but one day he’ll be a big boy who’ll eat your crew and wreck your ship. I will love and care for him..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ht

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nicolathorp_ I changed my mum’s autocorrect whilst we’re on holiday in Germany. She just texted this to the cat-sitter: pic.twitter.com/drrg5G9swS

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@christopherneal They are. And also around 5x the price.

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@souriceaux More importantly, to whom would that evidence be provided?

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BangXiao_ The ABC has confirmed up to 100 Australian children are trapped in epicentre of Wuhan. All o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3J

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The livestream will be at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ and on @spreaker apps from 9pm AEDT on Saturday. Is there anythin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oV

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Contributions hit $500 mid-week, so that’s one hour. If they hit $1000 that’s two hours, and so on. The total curre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pF

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REMINDER: Next Saturday night there will be a special LIVE episode of “The 9pm Edict” with a dramatic reading of va..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F7

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Don’t forget that last Sunday there was a podcast, which also had sausages. But different sausages. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 504: A quiet lead-up to Australia Day, with sausages” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/50… Covers 20..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BP

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DavidRDHeath “Save our shit buses!!!” is the cry from the antitram lobby which is going bonkers in this area. I’m sure they thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M3

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nataliereed84 Periodic reminder that this famous nazi book burning photograph was them burning the Magnus Hirschfeld library, whi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fm

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Blowing your nose on the imperial flag is a nice touch too. twitter.com/LittleBitsHist…

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@SnarkyPlatypus We have discussed this before, you know.

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yuwaalaraay I hope someone checked in on Karen today? This might have been too much for her.
pic.twitter.com/petOBC2vkF

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I don’t think we’re going to get any substantial rain at @bunjaree tonight. Not unless it’s really late and really pathetic.

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JamesScullin @tanya_plibersek “I don’t think Canberra needs to be mandating what happens at school assemblies.” - Tanya Plibersek, 2017

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@SnarkyPlatypus And in Japan there’d be a drinking game centred around the venom.

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doctorow Town Hall (1972-74) in Iserlohn, Germany, by a Team around Ernst Dossmann germanpostwarmodern.tumblr.com/post/190461828… pic.twitter.com/8qAsfyg3iH

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Rover829 Reuters: U.S. STATE DEPARTMENT SAYS THERE WILL BE LIMITED CAPACITY TO TRANSPORT PRIVATE U.S. CITIZENS ON FLIGHT LEA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ga

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Rover829 Reuters: U.S. STATE DEPARTMENT SAYS MAKING ARRANGEMENTS TO RELOCATE ITS PERSONNEL STATIONED AT THE U.S. CONSULATE G..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vl

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smartbrain Potential carriers of to be transported to Australia.

There, fixed it for you. twitter.com/HKWORLDCITY/st…

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johnb78 This is some bad juju pic.twitter.com/5eXQ0SxoGZ

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @manindotblack @rohan_p Yeah this bit was fascinating. Some other emails had links to the pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z9

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @manindotblack @rohan_p I only joined the other day but they put out good material quite qui..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5J

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @manindotblack @rohan_p I can confirm. I’m pretty sure I’ve eaten snake when hiking. I’m pre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z3

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @manindotblack @rohan_p The Science Media Centre put out some packaged quotes the other day which discussed that.

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @manindotblack @rohan_p FFS those bastard jerkbirds are everywhere!

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nwjerseyliz Dudes on Twitter who are offended at “white male rage” trending…it was a skit about Academy Award voting, not abo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mU

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @manindotblack @rohan_p And now they’re about to do it with whole cities. [Nods.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @manindotblack @rohan_p Wait. How much money do our universities make from “overseas student..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rE

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @manindotblack @rohan_p She’s got a point. Look around you. Do you see any cows? No. So wher..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D3

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@aggerchez @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren Yeah I’d assumed it would be what the young people call a “rea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eo

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@dobes @manindotblack @rohan_p Fuck this is awesome. But I don’t think she’s well. What think you, @SnarkyPlatypus?

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JoshFeldberg This Scot waking up in the wrong house is the best thing I’ve seen all year. Can’t stop laughing (via Reddit). pic.twitter.com/2fqO6M65WN

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chaser Just remember, Australia Day is followed by Un-Australian Day, which is celebrated by unsubscribing from the Austra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d6

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I think for @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren and I this seems like an solid recommendation. twitter.com/oz_f/status/12…

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How come the New Year’s Eve fireworks were disrespecting the bushfire victims and firefighters but the Australia Day ones aren’t?

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elle_hunt 169 years since Tolstoy bought the unnecessary horse pic.twitter.com/Z9u1dzqIxr

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AlysiaJudge WAS SHOOTING HIS MOTHER NOT ENOUGH pic.twitter.com/UyweyWYYIE

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@aggerchez @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @OzKitsch @dobes That’s another whole rabbit-hole of videos to go down.

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 There must be a party at the Embassy tomorrow. You could gatecrash that.

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CaseyBriggs For the 60th year running, the Australian of the Year has been announced. twitter.com/9NewsAdel/stat…

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CillizzaCNN Does she know how to party or what??? twitter.com/shanegoldmache…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @OzKitsch @dobes I’m not sure which I like most, the kangaroo hop dance of the lead sing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EZ

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KT_So_It_Goes he’s so close to getting it twitter.com/bennyjohnson/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ApostrophePong I’m not planning to go down there any time soon. :) Also, 12 years ago.

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@DrRhysPockett @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 I have some kangaroo steaks so I think I’ll have one of them rather than he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7b

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IMPORTANT AUSTRALIA DAY DISCO MUSIC. youtube.com/watch?v=0BCobo… This is a must-watch, patriots! Ping @OzKitsch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K1

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My now-traditional Australia Day avatar is from a photo by @ApostrophePong, part of his series of images from Austr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tf

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_ClaireConnelly Having a normal one. twitter.com/JanJanbirk/sta…

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NewtonMark I’d just like to take a moment to observe India’s Republic Day on January 26th, while on this day we have BBQs, a p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uk

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@ConcreteGannet Thanks, this is the list I was trying to find but I forgot it was a BRW thing. Some of this is quit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mh

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@cafuego These are important facts, though I think that photo has been tweeted many times before now.

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BlogsofWar Devin, startled, yanked the curtains closed. twitter.com/AgathaChocolat…

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GissiSim This isn’t scary at all. twitter.com/manyapan/statu…

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jeamland “Hey babe, can I show you my…” pic.twitter.com/uRadP6nSRF

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Looking forward to today’s weather in the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/u1madtjlNM

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Australia! Australia! Australia! Australia! Australia! Australia! Australia! Australia! Oh FFS.

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Sunday. Rectangle. Cream. Rattle. Blue. Sunday.

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@ApostrophePong Hahahaha God bless America. Next week is going to be very interesting indeed, in the US where you a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5k

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decolonialatlas Despite colonialism.
Despite genocide.
Indigenous people are still here.
This is still indigenous land.
All of it…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…24

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@ApostrophePong And can I just say, I can hear your Thai laughter at “civil war”. ;) No, I don’t think it’s that.

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@ApostrophePong I’ve already called it as four more years, but I think a civil war is a way off.

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@ApostrophePong Sure, but it’s still not clear how this will play out. Enjoy!

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@ApostrophePong @ANAO_Australia Anyway, you have your own circus in DC right now. ;) You realise you’re there in a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…26

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@ApostrophePong @ANAO_Australia That and the denialist fire response. The world is watching now.

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@ApostrophePong @ANAO_Australia Obviously I am one of those weird people who reads audit reports, but yeah it is co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5E

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@ApostrophePong Where to start? Deputy leader of the Nationals, Bridget McKenzie, approved grants to local sports g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ak

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@ApostrophePong Yeah it’s pretty fucked. And we lost three of the US firebombers the other day. twitter.com/danielsutton10…

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@ApostrophePong Have you been following the sports grants controversy?

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@ApostrophePong Things are very weird here right now. Morrison etc are trying to deny everything, but everyone from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nU

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@franksting @SnarkyPlatypus You need to do more muting. These people are bad for your soul.

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@franksting True. Koels are solitary. So I dunno wtf is going down.

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@ApostrophePong It’s so less acceptable than my Rat avatar. But here we are.

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Now that it’s Australia Day it’s time for my traditional avatar courtesy @ApostrophePong. pic.twitter.com/FoJYYQpAF4

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