Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 28th, 2020

stilgherrian KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON YOU STUPID CUNTS.

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “AI and disinformation join nukes in the race for armageddon” zdnet.com/article/ai-and… Contai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3y

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stilgherrian “Here’s A Running List Of Disinformation Spreading About The Coronavirus” buzzfeednews.com/article/janely… As usual, @BuzzFeedNews is on the case.

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I’ll retweet some shit and then go.

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I’m going away now, but wouldn’t it be wonderful if it topped $1000 overnight, guaranteeing a 2-hour livestream on Saturday. Just sayin’.

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stilgherrian Anyway look the total for this thing is now at $816.83 so that’s less than $200 more to turn it into a 2-hour podca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fj

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ByClare Astonishing statement from Sport Minister Richard Colbeck. Following great scoop by ⁦@andrewprobyn⁩ revealing which..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xJ

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It just occurred to me, though it’s doubtless occurred to many others, that the United Federation of Planets (UFP)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iO

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snurb_dot_info Ants and termites have better traffic management than Sydney or Melbourne. twitter.com/neurosocialsel…

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glengyron I mean… stopping at red lights seems like an ok rule? twitter.com/7newssydney/st…

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Oh right. Scott Morrison is doing the National Press Club tomorrow. npc.org.au/speakers/the-h… This will be hilarious…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rs

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DataTfNSW Calling all app developers, innovators and startups! Join us on 6 Feb for the Waverley Transport Innovation Challen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ls

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oz_f Great read. The more journalists who tweet an article about the “problem with writers today” the more you can be gu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F8

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Dull literalism will be the death of our species.

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arizclint Question:

If you purchase an over-priced P2 mask, yet still become a zombie, do you prefer the bullet, blade, or spade???

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jonkudelka Walkley to the first journo to ask Scotty if he had a relaxing break tomorrow.

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ACT_ESA Take a look at this vision from our Firebird 100, the Specialist Intelligence Gathering (SIG) Helicopter.

This foo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pj

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SwiftOnSecurity Why didn’t he already have a name twitter.com/spectatorindex…

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christineburns If this report, with its huge data sample, had arrived at the opposite conclusion then you can bet that it would ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z8

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buckleup Parliament House looks so insignificant under that enormous smoke cloud. twitter.com/amita_bansal/s…

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SwiftOnSecurity IT is a make-work camp for people who are so far behind the curve that they don’t realize they’ve invented their ow..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3R

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ginarush Hoo boy. Turns out Bettina Arndt has never been a clinical psychologist. Her own book says she was one for 35 years..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kk

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@Laurie_Garrett @snurb_dot_info From Wuhan, and only the British citizens evacuated.

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jonkudelka Come on Bridget, blow it all to hell. Preferably a couple of hours before deadline. Cheers, all the cartoonists.

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@SnarkyPlatypus This means my livestream will be up against one of the finals. :(

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Oh great, now we have to watch out for hypnotic slime moulds. twitter.com/neurosocialsel…

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@JustJimWillDo How long did it take you and your well oiled apprentice to complete the activity?

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davidallengreen The Times thinks the European Court of Justice is in Strasbourg and puts this as a headline on its front page pic.twitter.com/VhI4MSGUAZ

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@danaminter No, I didn’t realise they’d opened. Thanks.

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It’s going to be a hot day on Saturday, so I’m open to suggestions for what to drink while reading conspiracies. Is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0E

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“Here’s A Running List Of Disinformation Spreading About The Coronavirus” buzzfeednews.com/article/janely… As usual, @BuzzFeedNews is on the case.

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Anyway look the total for this thing is now at $816.83 so that’s less than $200 more to turn it into a 2-hour podca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fj

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@LovelyCorrine Hahahaha in a minister’s office? Are you drunk?

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lucyamorris yeah piss off tim pic.twitter.com/d9TIeKZwiO

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lukebuckmaster This is how Guy Rundle describes Andrew Bolt in his book 50 People Who Stuffed Up Australia 😅 pic.twitter.com/3og3LWETTR

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NSWHealth 2/2 Further, there is no such entity as the “Department of Diseasology Parramatta”.

NSW Health would like to a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NR

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NSWHealth 1/2 @NSWHealth has been made aware of a social media post that is being widely circulated warning people to not con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5m

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I want to know a LOT more about this Mini-Pig Cafe, @baxters. twitter.com/baxters/status…

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“Take a Rollercoaster Ride Through a Duck’s Vagina in Virtual Reality” (12 Sep 2018) vice.com/en_au/article/… twitter.com/ReneeStephen/s…

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Pro Tip: You don’t have the flu, it’s just a cold.

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People do know about duck penises, right?

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“Nearly all it took for scammers to walk away with a cool $1 million in cash — meant for the startup from the inves.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IzT

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IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO CONSIDER AND THIS IS BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THE PENIS THING. twitter.com/neckspike/stat…

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That Kenny bloke can’t have fucked a dog because he’s too busy being part of a centipede.

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SnarkyPlatypus China is about the size of Australia. Imagine if there was a virus outbreak in Brisbane and you were quarantined be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pc

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skinnylatte There are a lot of thoughts on the eating habits of a nation from people who’ve never left their town

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@rohan_p @dobes @joelwerner @ashabeeeee I am rubbing myself with a filthy $20 note as we speak.

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More (health) security theatre, but it’ll help calm the white townsfolk. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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How good are spreadsheets!

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“AFP and NSW Police used Australia’s encryption laws seven times in 2018-19” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/afp-an…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “AI and disinformation join nukes in the race for armageddon” zdnet.com/article/ai-and… Contai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3y

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NITV BREAKING NEWS: The Minister for Indigenous Australians Ken Wyatt has advised Josephine Cashman that her membership..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oz

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jpwarren I’m going to be on @3RRRFM Anti Future tonight talking about surveillance. rrr.org.au/explore/progra…
Tune in and be as horrified as I am!

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hondanhon This is an amazing realization: all online multiplayer first person shooters are “just conferences calls with occas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XO

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@jonoabroad In a bull market, the bulls impale puppies on their horns. It’s all very ugly.

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@jonoabroad I know. The kittens get thrown off the top floor of the ASX, where they’re eaten by bears.

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains fake news, deepfake news, and atom bombs.

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realslimgracie you bitches can’t even spell charcuterie! pic.twitter.com/eJ16AJYYX3

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dctrjack Unreal scenes in Sydney CBD. Line up down the street for masks from Chemist Warehouse. pic.twitter.com/I1qcBBOXr6

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KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON YOU STUPID CUNTS.

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@trentyarwood I have good facts, Trent. The best facts.

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… but look at a graph of the All Ordinaries for the last year and it’s that bit there. Fuckin’ drama queens…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rt

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The headline says “tumble”… twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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burgotastic Rare misstep by Jacinda Ardern, announcing the election for the 150th anniversary of the Prussian siege of Paris. V..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…He

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fictillius Fucking hell people are ignorant and stupid pic.twitter.com/7ZmUe7MBtY

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@rohan_p @dobes Excellent. This one goes straight into the podcast, even if so-called “doctor” @trentyarwood thinks..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uF

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s3rioussam Tech has disrupted by inventing… handkerchiefs? They’ve discovered handkerchiefs. pic.twitter.com/HWrgmY5hmG

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stegersaurus i was playing who wants to be a millionaire on the plane, this is art pic.twitter.com/qCdLJui69a

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@SnarkyPlatypus My guess it’s a troll (old sense) seeing how stupid a message they can write and still get it to spread.

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TheNTNews IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO RIDE A PADDLE BIKE THROUGH A DRIVE THROUGH BOTTLE-O SHOULD YOU REALLY EVEN BE DRINKING?
ntnews.com.au/lifestyle/vide…

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jpwarren 🚨 ANAO Report Klaxon 🚨 twitter.com/ANAO_Australia…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Airminded Most of the wagyu beef in Australia comes from Queensland, I think.

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@DrRhysPockett @Airminded @SnarkyPlatypus @trentyarwood Also, it’s a conspiratorial troll. Check the wagyu beef and Red Bull comments, etc.

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@Airminded @SnarkyPlatypus Know anyone at the Bureau of Diseaseology in Parramatta, @trentyarwood @DrRhysPockett?

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Airminded Excuse me but I hardly think the Bureau of Diseasology is in the habit of spreading conspiracy theories twitter.com/McElstuff/stat…

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@cryo_elite See? They didn’t teach you THAT in school, did they! A massive cover-up.

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus It’s like ringing a bell for a terrier with learning difficulties.

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@purserj Oh we’re well past that point already.

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That’s why the gold ran out at the end of the gold rushes of the 1800s. The Chinese hypernauts from the future suck..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…16

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is a common theme. Same kind of people who bleat “Islam is not a race” when persecuting random brown people.

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“The Chinese” are all outlets from a hyperspace wormhole.

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The creepy thing about “The Chinese” is that no matter where they are in the world they can infect each other with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6s

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@SnarkyPlatypus You may also be amused by the replies to this, although I have muted them and some of them have blo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eh

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redrabbleroz Your regular reminder that some Chinese tour companies promote the University of Sydney quadrangle as where Harry P..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sn

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@PeteLawler We’ve already done all those jokes.

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Somehow a travel agent has just managed to book me some accommodation a week in the past. I await the matching flig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3q

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@WarWraith @GordyPls Whatever the prime purpose, the fact remains that there are no sausages left.

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I have now eaten the sausages.

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Just released by @AICriminology: “Female perpetrated domestic violence: Prevalence of self-defensive and retaliator..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lm

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Just released by NSW @BOCSAR: Annual NSW Criminal Courts Statistics June 2019 bocsar.nsw.gov.au/Pages/bocsar_n… Includes an Excel file of the data.

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Listening to “50 Things That Made the Modern Economy: Tulips” (10 min) pca.st/z96e6r7o Attn: @dobes @rohan_p.

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NewtonMark Morrison’s concentration camps very efficient, because if victims set themselves on fire you don’t need to spend mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…To

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I am going to cook some sausages and you can’t stop me.

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Manic_Henry Random storm near Denman a few days has kicked the Spotted Marsh Frogs into gear and the boys are not wasting any t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PS

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@7ampodcast The podcast is now listing the rest of the politicians and senior defence people who’ve moved to defenc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XR

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Those two crimson jerkbirds are throwing crap onto my roof again. They are such messy eaters.

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@7ampodcast Some might say this is reason enough for launching a bribery and corruption inquiry. I couldn’t possibly comment.

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@7ampodcast As I noted, the chairman of Boeing Australia at the time was Andrew Peacock, the former leader of the L..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9W

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@7ampodcast Ah yes. “As minister for defence, Brendan Nelson controversially spent $6.6 billion on Boeing fighter j..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VQ

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WorldBollard *WIN A BOLLARD*

The most popular competition in the history of twitter is back. It’s the prize you’ve all been wai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QF

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Brendan Nelson’s gravy sandwich” pca.st/rnk1cy6o

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Well this means you could just drive straight through it and diffract around it. Brilliant! twitter.com/gths/status/12…

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Yes, this large boulder is definitely the size of a small boulder. pic.twitter.com/gEUfa4OUk9

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GretchenAMcC Today in “your capacity to understand the grammatical properties of language is not reliant on the meaning actually..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YI

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Tue plan, outline draft: Slow start (in progress though); write for @zdnetaustralia; certain administrivia; quiet e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fa

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TheNTNews WOMAN CLEANS HER WASHING MACHINE. JOURNALIST WRITES A STORY ABOUT IT. SUB EDITOR LABELS IT ‘MIND BLOWING’. CRAPTONN..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iB

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Overnight the total ROARED up to $766.83. Thanks you. Please contribute for a longer livestream at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gS

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I’m not sure whether I like today’s Blue Mountains weather or not. I’ll decide shortly. pic.twitter.com/NQ89j0hjsH

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beneltham For my international followers, this is what the aftermath of Australia’s forest fires looks like: twitter.com/vicemergency/s…

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I’m also enjoying the “China is not a race” experts. Apparently the problem is that I’m mislabelling their bigotry..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ix

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Amused by the number of people who are now both epidemiologists and experts in international logistics. Overnight U..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L8

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Tuesday. Bubbles emerge from a plastic rabbit. An unimportant man crosses his arms. It repeats. Tuesday.

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