Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 29th, 2020

@PaulMcEwan6 Thanks so much. I’m literally getting into bed as we speak so I’ll deal with the paperwork in the morning.

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Hahaha it’s true, and thank you! That’s a 2-hour podcast now, and I promise not to hassle anyone about a third hour..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cY

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The phrase “Jared Kushner’s peace plan” has the same grammatical structure as “the dairy cow’s differential calculus”.

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pixelatedboat They said it couldn’t be done, but Jared Kushner managed to bring together Israel and Israel and come up with a pea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yK

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chaser Dutton visibly orgasms after issuing order to send Chinese migrants to Christmas Island chaser.com.au/national/dutto… pic.twitter.com/1tjfmp7iPS

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@kcarruthers No, it’s fine, I just want to get “home” and go to sleep.

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I wonder how much internet bandwidth is consumed by Grammarly adverts in podcasts and YouTube pre-rolls. Must be about 25 to 30%.

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@shipw @jpwarren @jplonie @TrainsInfo Yeah this whole thing is totally out of hand.

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It’s payday for some of you people so I reckon you know what you should do.

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stilgherrian The total for this dumb thing sits at at $816.83. For MOAR CONSPIRACY LIVESTREAM on Sat night go to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pe

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Correct. Eastern Browns love a bit of a swim. twitter.com/SandyHorne61/s…

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@JustJimWillDo I’m hoping the cops spot him and he gets some medical attention before he gets to wherever he was go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Re

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@JustJimWillDo There’s part of me which is still thinking I should’ve tailed him. There was a time th… anyway, another time.

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@JustJimWillDo Me too. He didn’t seem *too* worked up. He wasn’t interacting with anyone else, but he was clearly p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…80

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That was clearly a guy in psychosis about to launch into something violent. I hope it turns out to be nothing.

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OK, he got off at Parramatta. He said some other things that were even more concerning. I decided I’m too tired to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dl

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Uhoh. After repeating that last bit again, “I’m going to smash you.” Then after a gap, “ice got to get back. I’ve got to get back.”

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“I’m coming home. I’m going to tell you something. I need everything to be clean and tidy, quickly!” He repeats the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vz

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The train stops at a signal. “We’ve stopped,” he says. “This is where it all ends.”

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The way he is chewing his fingers is not reassuring.

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Sitting opposite me is a young guy who may not be on the same planet as us. He’s muttering to himself, and the last..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ot

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Home Affairs report reveals deeper problems with Australia’s encryption laws” zd.net/2RX6KzB

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@noreasonspec That well eh? I look forward to watching the video.

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@andnowsheisnot That’s true, it’s been a while since lunch.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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So how did Scott Morrison go at the National Press Club? Is the Coalition government saved?

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Right, where was I?

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Anyway here is a and we’re leaving Central now. Without gin. Without even clean drinking water. pic.twitter.com/7erm6cJPQR

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@TrainsInfo Anyway, apart from typos, I spoke about this in a previous podcast. Please fax me for details and I’ll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kq

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@TrainsInfo Exactly. These are the pricks, Delaware North, who reckon $11 for a beer is a think…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yg

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@TrainsInfo Anyway, @TrainsInfo, you please pass that on and then knock off at the end of your shift and drink heav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xl

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@TrainsInfo If TfNSW thinks a goddam crisps machine is how you should be feeding medium to long distance railway tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mP

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@TrainsInfo Exactly. I have expounded on this before. If you can’t turn such a magnificent building into a profitab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qr

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@TrainsInfo You should probably cancel their contract anyway because everything was so overpriced and they were obv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ke

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@TrainsInfo This is 97 kinds of bullshit and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Not the social media team, ob..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vy

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No need to answer, @TrainsInfo, just pass it up the chain. What the hell is wrong with you? It’s not even 8pm and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9H

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duckmaus I’m not going to spoil my commemorative Brexit tea towel by actually using it to dry crockery. I’m just going to in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cf

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dobes This is sensational, and deserves all our support.

ping @stilgherrian @jeamland @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WS

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Home Affairs report reveals deeper problems with Australia’s encryption laws@ zd.net/2RX6KzB

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At @LowyInstitute for their look at the year ahead in international happy happy fun times. myaccount.lowyinstitute.org/events/2020-th…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h9

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@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus Sorry. I was possessed by an evil spirit.

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RadioFreeTom Technically, it’ll work twitter.com/willsommer/sta…

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@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus That’s only because your mob keep popping off way too young. You should have some consideration. [Ducks for cover.]

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AsteadWesley DC police used to handcuff children under 12 twitter.com/washingtonpost…

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains deeper concerns.

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jeamland A gentle reminder that my employer, @Yubico, is hiring!

Most interesting to me is that we’re hiring for people to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ja

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kjmci Schrödinger’s Bog: That any cubicle you walk into that has the lid down is both freshly cleaned and also completely..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sf

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SnarkyPlatypus @reselsnark @NewtonMark The coronavirus seems to have produced more contagious racism than anything else.

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Iridescent 1. Come from Greece
2. Have a thirst for knowledge
3. Study sculpture at St Martin’s College
4. Pretend you’ve got..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zh

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@expectproblems Yeah I got that impression. And something about baseball.

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(I didn’t really know who he was until his week anyway. I probably won’t remember him at all. Whatever.)

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Does it? How about we remember him however the hell we like? There’s no need for an Official Memory. twitter.com/SBSVoices/stat…

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There’s a mob of 50-70 sulphur-crested jerkbirds that live in a tree just east of Wentworth Falls. They’re heading..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ei

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People4Bernie Introducing Bérnié- The People’s Perfume

Find out more: thepeoplesperfume.com pic.twitter.com/RbVNcge5dp

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@jonoabroad No, I’ll be at the Lowy Institute for a thing there.

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I do wish people would sort out their toilette before getting onto public transport. It’s like getting the butcher..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CL

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They look like three newborn rats who’ve crawled in there to die. @SnarkyPlatypus twitter.com/carolduncan/st…

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REMINDER: Prime Minister Scott Morrison is doing the National Press Club today. npc.org.au/speakers/the-h… Watch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5q

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Yep, true quote. “15 Historical Complaints About Young People Ruining Everything” (15 Aug 2013)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ss

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mattwridley 1790: “The free access which many young people have to romances, novels, and plays has poisoned the mind and corrup..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ju

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ABCFactCheck A cohort of nearly 50 fact checking organisations from @factchecknet have been working in the past week to debunk t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YA

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@oberonsghost @dobes @bigjsl I could say something very cruel at this point.

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@dobes @bigjsl Is this about Ms Paltrow’s frontbottom again?

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “AI and disinformation join nukes in the race for armageddon” zdnet.com/article/ai-and…

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@garystark @joshgnosis @bigjsl It’s not like a drivers license. At least I don’t think it is.

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Oh now THIS is something for @SnarkyPlatypus to ponder. twitter.com/patstokes/stat…

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@joshgnosis @bigjsl My fails so far are two from two. I might hand in my Gay Card™ later today.

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joshgnosis Harassing parents, children at the library = standing up for the innocent.

Two people quietly holding up a sign at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mk

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Sports grants are the tip of the iceberg” pca.st/tik6v00q

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James_Dart 12.30pm: Catalans announce Israel Folau signing

12.49pm: twitter.com/WiganWarriorsR…

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@marcuskelson I’m generally OK with them too, but now when I’m being woken up that way.

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Wed plan: 0924 train to Sydney; write for @zdnetaustralia en route; errands; 1245 Lowy Institute “The year ahead”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eC

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@marcuskelson Not as quickly as a huntsman spider walking across your face.

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DevinCow A sitting member of Congress went on television and defamed me by saying I’m a foreign national trying to influenc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sm

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Acceptable weather for the Blue Mountains today, @CARROT_app, and I can’t believe it either. pic.twitter.com/Zc6xlkHsfo

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The total for this dumb thing sits at at $816.83. For MOAR CONSPIRACY LIVESTREAM on Sat night go to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pe

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dr_danielhunter A devil stole my chocolate! pic.twitter.com/saFaycbnLT

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Wednesday. A yellowing leaf. A laughing sheep. Everybody rolls downhill. Wednesday.

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