Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 14th, 2020

One phrase did come to mind: “Semen like yesterday’s custard.”

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Mind you, imagine how it would end. What would it sound like? How would it smell?

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The sound of using a plumber’s friend on a blocked drain plus a cat coughing up at furball, combined with the scent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OZ

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That’s enough shitposting from me for now. I have a complicated thing to write tomorrow. So I’ll leave you to imagi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VV

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DavidParis If a grandparent chooses a hug that will infect and kill them and then half a dozen other residents in their retire..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…th

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stilgherrian Normal Person: “Shit, there’s an explosion of anger and criticism? What did I do wrong? I’d better fix that.”

Narc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BX

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stilgherrian I’m upping my prediction of Eight More Years to Twelve More Years of the Trump Dynasty. twitter.com/tribelaw/statu…

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stilgherrian Oh wait. I hadn’t realised that previously there had been…

“Das Leek”
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“Das Bad”
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stilgherrian This is a remarkable piece of cinema. You can hardly tell where they had to add in a couple of extra shots. twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/st…

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“This Galaxy was discovered in 1826 by James Dunlop in Parramatta, NSW,” though it was demolished in 1881 to build..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ml

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earleyedition Who is Greg Jericho? pic.twitter.com/SqHLG68mBV

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NickBryantNY The two Americas in split screen…. pic.twitter.com/Mi6IfJkXg4

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mathaiaus The human centipede that is Australian political journalism is never more evident than when one of their one writes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q5

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mathaiaus Journalist 1: your granny must die
Me: hey why don’t YOU die?
Journalist 1: [quote tweet] and there it is 😞
Journal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d1

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mathaiaus Journalists are happy enough to let coronavirus to snuff out our parents and/or grandparents but the minute we tell..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8V

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Histreepix Trainee ghosts. Maidstone, 1954. pic.twitter.com/UYXaja0odv

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EdConwaySky Here is the story of today’s @ONS mortality statistics in a single chart. The worst week for UK mortality (all caus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UA

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@jonathonio Well, the bin is trash, and she is trash. A match made in heaven. Or at the dump.

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@sylmobile Oh wait. They’re the people? I thought they were more trees or shrubs.

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julieannhayes A flock of Greg Jericho. pic.twitter.com/B0qw3VsfTm

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@sylmobile Awww… I love the two hearts too. Thank you!

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Rottoturbine *loud booming voice*

I am Uhlmann. Who is Greg Jericho? pic.twitter.com/tyhHasmW0T

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jamesglynn don’t they live together? she should be easy to find twitter.com/skynews/status…

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This is what we call Personal Growth. twitter.com/clint_jasper/s…

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TheStellaPrize We are delighted to announce Jess Hill’s investigative work of nonfiction, See What You Made Me Do, as the 2020 Ste..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sE

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@noreasonspec Dunno, but the Indian Pacific is usually booked out at least a year ahead, and often longer.

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NewtonMark Softbank’s Vision Fund exists to turn some of the world’s most obnoxious tech-bros into millionaires by giving them..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6i

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@_midofo_ @aaronpk Pffft! Corporate life is bullshit and people should know better.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @PointZeroOne As you know I don’t eat chicken’s feet. I’ve seen “Alien”.

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GordyPls *SCREAMS INCOMPREHENSIBLY*
*FIRES AK47 INTO THE AIR ONE HANDED* pic.twitter.com/bH10I2JBCr

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fesshole As a young teen I found a jar of strychnine in a neighbour’s shed. Hollowed out some Maltesers and tried to poison..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bL

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lornaaaa_xo Absolutely not get fucked straight off. Scum. twitter.com/sunpicturedesk…

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matttburke Five years today since the brand account fuck up of our age. pic.twitter.com/zhkA5beNDR

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MuhammadLila Looking for a contrast?

The President of the United States spent the day using social media to blast the media.

T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zn

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NathanaelB That’s an Undertaker. An Uhlmann is someone who supervises games to make sure the rules are followed. twitter.com/SezClom/status…

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thetowncrier This really sheds some light on the world:

“A woman in a long-term relationship with a 92-year-old German chandeli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5R

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Excellent jerkbirding from this jerkbird. twitter.com/stacejarman/st…

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becadroit On some level we are all Greg Jericho.

Except Greg Jericho. He’s probably someone else. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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JohnBirmingham Tasmanian Party Doctors is my new cover band.

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stejormur @GarethDennis @TurnipRail @railwaymuseum @RAIL Some crossover fun from Frankfurt for you pic.twitter.com/n9Bpvfohwx

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TimdeSousa There’s a lot of technologists out there with digital hammers looking for COVID nails. Just because you’ve found a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pq

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Another excellent addition. There’s really SO much you can do to improve your audio and video while spending zero o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iu

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JamColley So really, when millennials were copping it for saying “Kill all boomers” what they should have done is add “, for the good of the economy.”

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MsMountebank Hell of a way to admit you don’t know how to google. pic.twitter.com/HGIW5Tgjc4

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jpwarren When is Greg Jericho?

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Now playing: “Tokyo Cruise | 80’s Japanese City Pop シティポップ”, because I have no idea. youtube.com/watch?v=x2SxV4…

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rustyjacko @Adam_Creighton I’m going to keep asking until I get an answer: does the bow tie spin?

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EXCELLENT ADDITION TO THIS THREAD: “Tips and Tools for Improving your Remote Meetings and Presentations on a Budget..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vf

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metaphysics000 white people pronounce “phở” correctly one time and update their tinder bio to say bilingual

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snurb_dot_info Of course the more pertinent question is ‘who does Chris Uhlmann think he is ?’

(Inevitably, he’ll think it impert..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W7

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@jpwarren You can go mad fucking around with this stuff though.

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@jpwarren Oh cool. So if I open up one of the compressors, what Auphonic does is analyse the audio files and choose..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rr

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@jpwarren There’s a whole series of audio samples on the website explaining what each function does. You could do i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yh

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@jpwarren [Nods] I’m on macOS, but I use Rogue Amoeba’s Audio Hijack for the live mix chain, rough post-production..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xk

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@jonoabroad @manindotblack The Ooooolmunn? Possible answer: Because he’s a fuckwit.

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FXMC1957 The first photo of Abraham Lincoln as President (left) in May 1861 and the last, taken in February 1865 (right). He..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zk

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@SnarkyPlatypus K-pop is HUGE, although I know you know that. And then all then middle-aged white TV presenters go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7n

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@jpwarren Yep, that’s the way to do it. I do that in post-production software @auphonic. auphonic.com I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e4

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This is an incredible story. No, it’s not about technology. It’s about the human spirit, or something. twitter.com/gregjlewis/sta…

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“‘Human rights don’t have a best-before date’: COVID-19 lays bare rampant ageism” theglobeandmail.com/canada/article…

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IvanSemeniuk In case you missed it: A brilliant graphic shows the COVID-19 replication cycle and where drug may be able to inter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kb

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Rare photo of The Ooooolmunn conducting research. pic.twitter.com/0mQQlaLLFa

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MikeFitzAU @GrogsGamut @oz_f I am Greg Jericho.

Every other Tom, Dick and Harry is also Greg Jericho.

Except @CUhlmann, of course.

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RAF_Luton A photo taken earlier today for the of one of the B2 Stealth fighters making it’s way in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UP

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Since everyone is starting a podcast now, over the last two nights I’ve done a long thread on the gear and services..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8v

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dobes The Uhlmann doctine

✅ If a grandparent chooses a loving embrace that may kill them who are we to stop them?

⛔ If..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xO

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glengyron Ping @CUhlmann for doing his part. twitter.com/robbiegibb/sta…

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KetanJ0 I for one am fully supportive of @GrogsGamut’s career pivot pic.twitter.com/49K3eQOMRz

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tomwalkerisgood well well well, look who’s come crawling back pic.twitter.com/LRpLIhi8gm

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JenAshleyWright Well, millennials finally stopped going out for avocado toast. Can everybody afford a house now?

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SteveMolk I am Greg Jericho.

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jonkudelka The Second Outing Of Grogs twitter.com/grogsgamut/sta…

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ParrotOfTheDay Little corellas (Cacatua sanguinea) as anthropologists, closely observing human activities from the top of a buildi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4j

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@realist I don’t think rebirth changes your parents, does it? Just your religion?

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@arielbogle And from the other day, “The Far-Right Helped Create The World’s Most Powerful Facial Recognition Techn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IB

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“Australian Federal Police officers trialled controversial facial recognition tool Clearview AI,” even though they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dc

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@realist Yes, analysis has shown that the best way to make your fortune is to choose wealthy parents. We have chosen poorly.

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FXMC1957 PHOTO OF THE DAY. 1912. The last known photo of RMS Titanic while it was afloat (1912). pic.twitter.com/RlN9fvXZCa

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It is my sad duty to report that the supposed cop from Uganda that we hear at the start of this podcast is now what..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JM

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@sylmobile OK, so it’s a hoax. Or comedy. Or a stunt. Or something. pesacheck.org/hoax-this-man-…

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@sylmobile He’s not the “Police Chief of Uganda”, there are photos of him online, but he’s certainly a local senior..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IB

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LydNicholas Delighted to have seen this shared around local mutual aid groups. Some pushback on the pressure to blame and moan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JL

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Normal Person: “Shit, there’s an explosion of anger and criticism? What did I do wrong? I’d better fix that.”

Narc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BX

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@CognitiveVerb @techoglot Ah! Yes. I was hinting at that, which you’ve picked up, but I took a different route from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qc

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speechleyish It’s increasingly clear Australian newspaper cartoons have made no progress in the last century or so pic.twitter.com/KGvuwuWwbn

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speechleyish Extremely Yellow Peril areas in this cartoon by @smh artist Andrew Dyson. As an Asian person I guess my question is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NX

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@CognitiveVerb @techoglot Ah, I see what you mean. I think we’re talking about different things, slightly. Still, w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QJ

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dobes Look at that black line ruining all the “mask culture” groupings.

Clearly the proper label all along was ‘bubble t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NN

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@CognitiveVerb @techoglot He blocked me ages back, so I can’t see the context, sorry.

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Not really. There’s some incredibly good deals available right now. And people invest in hope. A hope that this wil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CX

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World is fukt. I need a drink.

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@CognitiveVerb @techoglot Haha that’ll do it. Also, I am in a mood with that topic. It’s a hot-button thing for me.

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twisteddoodles I knew the 5G conspiracy theory sounded familiar. pic.twitter.com/keKXRtXXSM

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@techoglot @CognitiveVerb Individual tweets make more sense when you read the whole thread.

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Anyway, that’s enough about that. If you start being too critical of major news players they tend to be a bit sooky..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fu

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@CognitiveVerb @techoglot Sure, but the point stands. Why are we talking with non-experts?

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That manicured and coiffed glove puppet fronting the news has literally zero background in any of the fields they’r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…in

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Also, whenever you’re reading the news, remember the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect. epsilontheory.com/gell-mann-amne… pic.twitter.com/56bHMMyvk1

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So, if you really think there are “two sides” to this sort of thing, here are the two sides:

1. Experts such as ep..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S0

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And for the hard of thinking, that means that MY opinion on the length of the lockdown shouldn’t be published eithe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2a

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There is literally no reason for any reputable news organisation to publish his feelpinions on anything other than..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6A

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And then intellectually lazy and scientifically ignorant seat-warming narcissists like The Ooooolmunn scratch their..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qf

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“The lockdown is working but we need to continue,” say epidemiologists and economists. “On noes this is terrible [f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IH

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Stuck at home in Canberra, political journalists are struggling to find some sort of drama to re-tell. So rather th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U8

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Worth repeating: The vast majority of journalists are functionally innumerate and have almost no understanding of,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G4

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rgcooke Look at the replies to this. The same media cohort trying to overrule infectious disease experts can’t solve a year..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xc

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The Ooooooolmunn is kinda like a low-rent Mike Moore, isn’t he.

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CanberraInsider Dame Edna Everage and Prime Minister Gough Whitlam, April 1974 pic.twitter.com/GMSZBCzENV

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@bastardsheep Well that’s some excellent* CGI work.

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@kels_316 Curiously enough, I knew who you were talking about before I took measures to see which blocked arsehat it was.

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johnmcternan Video shows no action for over a month from February 4th! twitter.com/therightmeliss…

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@SnarkyPlatypus How dare you complain about the finest jewel in the Australian government’s crown of technology!

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GrogsGamut And once again throwing out the line that the UR would have gone to 15% were it not for JobKeeper, but that it will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CZ

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Reminder: @TheDaVinciVirus is exactly the Really Good Litterature we need right now. twitter.com/TheDaVinciViru…

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R_Chirgwin It’s hard to see in this image, but there is green beginning to show in the Blue Gum Forest, which suffered badly i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4S

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datansw We have published a new dataset that joins the location and likely source of infection tables.

Check it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sy

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j_s_n_d off by one error twitter.com/kelseyhightowe…

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@sylmobile He has a point. He also looks like his face might explode at any moment. twitter.com/sehnaoui/statu…

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asherspira In Sydney, we are so obsessed with house prices, that it’s actually a shortcut tab on our news website.

Does that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3k

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jason_a_w He says that Fauci was in the lab that made the virus bla bla bla but you can tell that he knows he’ll never have that recipe again

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jason_a_w Listening to Alex Jones for the first time in a few weeks and I gotta say the poor little fella is struggling to keep up

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chriskennett we’ve got maybe a week until this thing becomes ‘Let’s Hunt The Elderly For Sport, They Love It’ pic.twitter.com/lBMpWU79xB

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I gather that The Ooooooolmunn is still a bit wrong in the head. Obviously he needs a bit of a hug.

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GordonsWord State sign on 309 north just north of Tamaqua Pa pic.twitter.com/DGgv5CqVtR

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rohan_p Big Clickhole vibes from this headline twitter.com/backupbear/sta…

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fictillius What a fucking idiot pic.twitter.com/gfnbeaumPh

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itjohnstone @mdavisqlder @whereisdaz Many such articles now appearing. Most are parroting the deeply flawed opinion pieces by I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pq

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patriot_snopes My Venezuelan Spanish teacher told me the three American stereotypes are: redneck, WWE fan, and cowboy.

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@ScottRhodie @havyatt I am going to keep dying on this hill.

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chaser “We should stop the lockdowns because people aren’t dying” says man who doesn’t seem to understand why people aren’t dying

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@havyatt Sigh. Another article conflating “wet market” with on-site slaughtering. A “wet market” is just a market t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JK

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“Q. How happy or unhappy are you with each of the following parts of your personal situation? Average rating (out o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A7

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“Q. Have you changed your behaviour in any of the following ways since the beginning of the Covid-19 outbreak?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qX

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“Q. To what extent are you concerned about these possible impacts of the Covid-19?” essentialvision.com.au/specific-covid… pic.twitter.com/7lucL3NWv1

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This week’s Essential polling is out, and as usual now it has lots of coronavirus-related questions…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RF

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@damana I can’t see WA caving in too soon, no. Good luck over there.

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Why flatten the curve when we could eradicate coronavirus?” pca.st/885abg3u

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jxeeno who takes the photos for @VictorDominello’s socials and why isn’t he in more stock photos? pic.twitter.com/J61bAxtY8O

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@NewtonMark @Pollytics @LapTop006 @dub2999 It’s a magnificent piece of engineering. Much respect.

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Meaning that they weren’t before. Because Freedom, or something. twitter.com/alfred_twu/sta…

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CanberraInsider April 14, 1925: The ‘Big Brother’ child immigration scheme for British settlement in Australia was launched by the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2L

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parsfarce I wake up next to my beloved. Her emerald eyes glimmer in the morning sun. She turns to me, “HOW YA GAHN CUNT”. she is from Queensland

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Listening to yesterday’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Do animals get coronavirus? We answer more kids’ questions!” pca.st/wia66go7

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alexbhturnbull Nationalism comes at you fast @rgcooke twitter.com/simonjnicholas…

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snurb_dot_info 🎙 Here’s my radio chat with @JonoGul on @RNDrive yesterday about the corona - starts from about 1:42:00: twitter.com/QUTmedia/statu…

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “The other holes in Australia’s quarantine” pca.st/kb1c0bcw

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@R_Chirgwin Gotta stop those trees regrowing after the fires by hitting them with the 5G coronavirus, otherwise the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3l

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oneunderscore__ Just read a sentence so stupid my brain fell out and rolled down the street. pic.twitter.com/6OjTCxjfW9

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Tue plan: A relaxed-pace mix of story research and writing, interspersed with meals and administrivia ad libitum.

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RAF_Luton On this Day 1907 Flt Lt Harry “Smithy” Smith became the first pilot to break the sound barrier! his Mig 21 was carr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B6

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mjoneillnoise Ah, I always suspected that was the answer. pic.twitter.com/2RKYJnuCp1

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politic_sass Proposed new country when the United States is ripped apart by @realDonaldTrump

1. Canada acquires all areas mark..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kz

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fanfiction_txt Tai Kamiya, Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh defeated Hotsuma, Daffy Duck, and Scorpion in a six-man tag team match

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I’m upping my prediction of Eight More Years to Twelve More Years of the Trump Dynasty. twitter.com/tribelaw/statu…

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tribelaw “The authority of the President of the United States is total.” — Emperor Donald J. Trump, April 13, 2020, 6:58 pm. Gasp!

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alex Dude isn’t even a crypto-fascist at this point twitter.com/axios/status/1…

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rohan_p “This problem, coupled with the effects of the pandemic, has had a major impact on court resources, notably IT. As..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…me

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rohan_p So as a result of this privacy breach abc.net.au/news/2020-03-3… access to court files via the Federal Court portal ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q9

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Oh wait. I hadn’t realised that previously there had been…

“Das Leek”
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“Das Bad”
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This is a remarkable piece of cinema. You can hardly tell where they had to add in a couple of extra shots. twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/st…

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expectproblems This is a fact. twitter.com/HistoryMuppet/…

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@jeamland Well, @tveastman, I wouldn’t like to be Ivanka in this scenario.

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chrisinsilico Spot the difference. pic.twitter.com/2jsGSANSc5

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RadioFreeTom Excellent q from reporter: “You said the president’s authority is total. That is not true.”

Trump: “We’re going to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…68

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mmfa These CNN chyrons offer a persuasive rationale for why the network should stop airing Trump’s coronavirus grievance..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8R

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@nowimcarol @CptHollingworth All plants are Triffids, in the same way that all birds are Penguins. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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jonkudelka “I missed the lecture about graphs with curves.”

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jonkudelka If economists could just stick to being catastrophically wrong about economic matters as is traditional that would be a help.

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jonkudelka It’s okay some economist said the virus is no big deal.

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phbarratt Land of the free, home of the brave. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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The Blue Mountains will be quite lovely today. But don’t come here. Wash your hands. pic.twitter.com/9kjQzU8cqz

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Tuesday. Why is the car invisible? No one can remember. It is time to feed the piglet. Tuesday.

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