Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 17th, 2020

stilgherrian Peter Dutton demanding more transparency from other people is a bit fuckin’ rich. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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stilgherrian New ABC “Rear Vision” episode: “What happened to the NBN, Australia’s ‘information superhighway’?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DQ

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ATTENTION: “Deathcult: Shit-posting as a service! (The Return of Alien Side Boob by @JohnBirmingham.) aliensideboob.substack.com/p/deathcult-sh…

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@Honxqp @dobes @rohan_p Well there’s my weekend chaos sorted! :)

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stu_bot3000 Imagine getting the brief to write some copy on a fucking bin bag and then smashing it out of the park like this. S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gB

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ATTENTION: “Deathcult: Shit-posting as a service! (The Return of Alien Side Boob by @JohnBirmingham.)aliensideboob.substack.com/p/deathcult-sh…

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MalwareJake “typically trafficked in bulk by air or sea” - as opposed to what? Teleported to the EU?

I mean, I guess rail and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eJ

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NewtonMark THERE IS NO TRACING APP. IT DOES NOT EXIST. IT HAS NOT BEEN WRITTEN. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DOWNLOAD. IT IS 100% SPECU..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1T

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LackingSaint got to be honest, it’s starting to feel like we’re just doing things we feel like doing and saying it’s in support..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yk

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@Sheeds_au There’s more of that about that people realise.

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This looks like an excellent recipe. twitter.com/yesimhotinthis…

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samdylanfinch They once started talking about manatees and said, “I love their stupid fucking eyes so much.”

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samdylanfinch I have no context for this one because I don’t understand it:

“You can’t fake death. Like a breakfast sandwich.”

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samdylanfinch When I asked Sleep Peter (for fun) if they would rob a bank with me in the morning, they said, “Yes.”

I replied, “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qY

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samdylanfinch Hello this is a Twitter thread that I will be periodically updating with things my boyfriend has said in their slee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7O

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stilgherrian “Five ways a COVID-19 tracing app could make things worse.” policyoptions.irpp.org/magazines/apri…

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Talking to the newspapers.

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nickschadegg sorry but i have to give points to gideon here. this prank owns twitter.com/asfarce/status…

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NewtonMark Easy to point out that @annikasmethurst won her case about the government abusing search and surveillance laws just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…15

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@SnarkyPlatypus There is word about that it’s overloaded.

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Whatever I eat, the plan from here is to eat the whatever it is I decide to eat, then drink wine, then watch “Withn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…46

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1petermartin “Some are even threatening to sell their houses!” twitter.com/DrCameronMurra…

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So fucking sick of economists right now.

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Pondering what to do for dinner. I’m feeling quite lazy but that may change.

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@SteveMolk He is an annoying hypergnome who shits me to tears. YMMV, obviously.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DrRhysPockett There’s a lot of people working VERY hard atm. :(

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@abcadelaide And… the radio spot is done. I might post a recording later.

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@abcadelaide After this song by Gotye. Sorry, I don’t pick the music.

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twisteddoodles Couples out walking: how to let people past at a good social distance pic.twitter.com/vxR00U5GKp

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@abcadelaide “Cellar Door” is one of the most beautiful words in the English language. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonaesth…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…il

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng I’ve had some thoughts about all this after Dutton’s spray today. I’ll say more in my ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…74

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“What can we do to help the wine industry,” asks @abcadelaide. I AM ALREADY DOING MY BEST.

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jendudley HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahahahahaha. AAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahaha.

No. twitter.com/couriermail/st…

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Hey @SBSOnDemand can we have a Thai cult movie feature? “Tears of the Black Tiger” and “Citizen Dog” for starters.

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus It’s also on Amazon Prime, I see, but not Apple TV.

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Essentially a spaghetti western parody. It’s heaps of fun.

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus It’s kind of a Thai western love story gangster movie comedy.

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus I know neither of these films. Which reminds me, I’ll have to see if I can find a subti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tU

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MsLods And I’ve even conveniently collated a list of useful resources on these issues. We aren’t starting from scratch.
T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7N

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MsLods Look forward to public engagement from the Attorney-General about appropriate privacy, security & technical safegua..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JX

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NewtonMark Australia’s national character is revealed very quickly when the PM says a surveillance app might be mandatory, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l8

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@SnarkyPlatypus At some point we should watch a movie together or something. With wine, obviously.

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MikeCarlton01 Lifeguard at our local beach:

ATTENTION. THIS BEACH IS NOT OPEN FOR SUNBAKING. PLEASE STAND UP AND PRETEND TO DO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bk

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jamie_agust Americans are literally begging to die for capitalism
pic.twitter.com/jTMXKJUD9A

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NitePep Time to show the fractal building of an ammonite septum (Madagascaran Argonauticeras besairei). @SHNB_BSHNB..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dd

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@cjlambert @abcadelaide NZ said this publicly before Australia did, yes. And a LOT of other countries have people looking at the technology.

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I’m talking about COVID-19 contact tracing apps on @abcadelaide at 1635 ACST / 1705 AEST. It’s at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…in

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@niltiac I didn’t, but for me the “could” was ambiguous. Meh. We’re all rushed every time. :)

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Australians have never come to terms with ferns. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Sigh. This is totally idiotic from Mamamia. But then of course it is. twitter.com/verbaliza/stat…

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dobes hheerrr, ddurrr

NBN cannot even upload a DDoS twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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@seamus @NewtonMark @dobes @joshgnosis @petermarxy I’ve been listening now, and yes it was lovely to hear the words “Sol Trujillo” again.

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@NewtonMark @dobes @joshgnosis It depends on whether @seamus @petermarxy and I can get you in the mood.

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@petermarxy Isn’t the timing exquisite! And completely by chance, I believe.

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Hey @dobes @joshgnosis @NewtonMark this is the one with all my centrist Tory knobhead thoughts. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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New ABC “Rear Vision” episode: “What happened to the NBN, Australia’s ‘information superhighway’?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DQ

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@coldsnacks @purserj @dobes @tacticalmaid Some people are just disasters waiting to happen.

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@purserj @dobes @tacticalmaid This looks like a great way to get yourself shot by police.

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meldrummo @kels_316 You can salute your special ANZAC bin sticker after the Last Post. pic.twitter.com/tyi3xveXHQ

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kels_316 fuuuuuuuck off pic.twitter.com/ot9J7Ci6Jb

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@purserj @dobes @tacticalmaid Grab me a couple, will you? “Front toward enemy!”

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I really should go for a walk up here some time. twitter.com/scottnich/stat…

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@aleeb88 @GordyPls Possibly me and @Pollytics from the other night? (And nah, it’s mostly cashed-up geeks thinking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ib

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Peter Dutton demanding more transparency from other people is a bit fuckin’ rich. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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ProfFeynman Schrödinger’s Plates:

The plates are both broken and not broken until you open the door. pic.twitter.com/vx0jagHZsh

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@oberonsghost Either a mistake, or wanting you out of the house for a bit of break’n’enter.

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I like the idea that the AFP would just email you to come in for a polite little chat. twitter.com/AusFedPolice/s…

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AusFedPolice

We’ve received multiple reports about a scam email claiming to be from the AFP Commissioner. This emai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…51

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imerincook If only the Australian nanny state could learn from the freedom loving Thai government twitter.com/GideonCRozner/…

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@random_pest @joshgnosis @rohan_p @dobes I don’t see much of it except for what’s posted here ironically, but then I don’t use Facebook.

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@dmflower Last month was a hell of a long time ago. :(

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“Five ways a COVID-19 tracing app could make things worse.” policyoptions.irpp.org/magazines/apri…

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@dobes @joshgnosis @rohan_p That’s beautiful, Josh. Thank you for your service.

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oneofthosefaces i can never delete this app ffs pic.twitter.com/mFxa0AoRf1

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@rohan_p @dobes You have too many questions of the wrong kind, Rohan.

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“Roughly 60 percent of the over 600 sailors [on the USS Theodore Roosevelt] who tested positive so far have not sho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E4

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@rohan_p @dobes I seem to recall that this brain genius is well into 5G.

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@carolduncan @Pollytics My advice to the reviewers, not the podcast producer.

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hansdickie If you weren’t sure of how bad things have gotten, Amazon is out of podcast mics.

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@carolduncan @Pollytics If you mean hosting platforms, I did have this section in my megathread but that’s all…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EE

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“Morrison says using COVID-19 tracing app a matter of ‘national service’” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/morris…

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@TimWattsMP @joshgnosis Here’s the press release per one of the local newspapers. pic.twitter.com/cCcbH6SmNV

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In the background is that the Grim Reaper with a shopping bag? twitter.com/archillect/sta…

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@kels_316 Most parody is completely shit. At least dezinformatsiya can be entertaining.

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MatthewBevan Here’s my 3 phase plan pic.twitter.com/Hbn91XzhtA

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Someone should DISRUPT THE STARTUP PEOPLE with a tyre iron to the face. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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Excellent! The government will buy a new smartphone for everyone who doesn’t have one! twitter.com/AmyRemeikis/st…

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I’m starting to read all this material from Australia to the UN, and from other countries, and I’m fascinated by do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hZ

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SwiftOnSecurity AMAZING!
Satya Nadella, CEO of Microsoft, announces economic stimulus for all Americans.
$150 value CD key for Wind..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eb

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@paulwallbank There’s so many possible responses to that.

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farrm51 After 36 years at News, moving to casual position at Guardian Australia has involved learning a whole new set of se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9A

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “‘No bare bottoms!’: Norman Swan weighs in on corona-farts” pca.st/kl3qxe34

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@jpwarren Rely… small businesses… admin. Right. We’re fucked.

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@ssharwood @Telstra Oh that’s OK then. As long as it isn’t anything unhealthy.

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We’re never going to get to the end of this bullshit, are we. twitter.com/jason_a_w/stat…

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dobes *laughs in Whirlpool* twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status…

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tfswebb having a normal one in the byron shire echo pic.twitter.com/BmR4U5Aanr

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast with @PaulBongiorno, “Virus economics: you and whose numbers” pca.st/9ap0w33e

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Watching a grey shrike-thrush beating some small critter to death before eating it. It’s about 4cm long. Hard to se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iX

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@misosusanowa Ah yes, I forgot that one, not being a parent. We’ve got a lot of that happening.

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MrDTJames 2020 just got a whole lot worse. twitter.com/variety/status…

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All news now:
1. The Plague;
2. Malcolm Turnbull’s Book of Grievances;
3. The Plague (Kill Old People);
4. The Plag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ml

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duckbytheoboe IMPORTANT: that insanely horny Sydney real estate video went online a year ago today.

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start, with sausages and despair; write for @zdnetaustralia; think about what happens next we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lu

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liubinskas @chaser @stilgherrian Another good one: pic.twitter.com/sMSjbukBYO

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dobes This sound a little dramatic.

“Singapore is surpassing 4,000 coronavirus cases - it’s time to bring in the robots”

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@MsLods @tamir_i Thanks, some of these were exactly what I was thinking.

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I guess Trump is doing another press briefing. twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/s…

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glengyron Invade Germany. pic.twitter.com/lejMDN5Z0E

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Friday. It is not always obvious when a donkey would improve the probabilities. Watch for the signs. Friday.

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