Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 20th, 2020

I’m going away now so I can sleep myself into a perfect new Aerobics Oz Style physique.

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SatansJacuzzi my brain: don’t say the two genders don’t say the two genders don’t say the two genders don’t say the two genders d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X4

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@SuperCroup I’m not sure but I think I saw it on TV once. It might have been a horse though.

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Bah! You have no idea what the kangaroo’s motives were. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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Jane Fonda! Urban set! youtube.com/watch?v=8ibF4T… The whole DVD seems to be there too.

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@Sheeds_au There was definitely and bunch of competition aerobics on TV back then but I don’t remember who hosted t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uf

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@dobes @TheNehad It is indeed perfect and worthy of @jpwarren’s attention. Thanks, @TheNehad.

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Apparently we have to go back into the past. twitter.com/Channel10AU/st…

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HartWexford An expert on roasting dads? Is that a real job? twitter.com/newscomauHQ/st…

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trentyarwood I’m getting pretty sick of the politicians now having joined the techbro legion in their reductionism of contact tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bw

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ChryslerReal Let me know when you see it pic.twitter.com/GocQ5oiMZa

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@skwashd Cool, this is just the sort of item I was thinking of adding to the rate card. Give me a couple of days to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cY

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williamvercetti france SNAPPED 🇫🇷 pic.twitter.com/VuJtvOvARj

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GordyPls I saw this and while I am sometimes derisive of explaining complex concepts with cartoons, this is a masterpiece. twitter.com/jonmarksearle/…

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BetootaAdvocate Virgin Australia Set To Change Their Name After Being Fucked By Coronavirus: betootaadvocate.com/headlines/virg… pic.twitter.com/8IVzM0eMlB

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Is it worth mentioning that I’m available for podcast production and consulting services? I should probably put together a rate card.

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Also, they have the Focusrite Scarlett Solo Studio 3rd Gen Complete Recording Package for AUD 499…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KD

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Further to this ridiculously long thread on podcast production basics (you can start at threadreaderapp.com/thread/1249199…) he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hA

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@HazFly How many Ansett staff would still be with Virgin, I wonder? I guess it could be quite a few.

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@seamus @cameronwilson The Project has footage of me doing a dummy-spit straight into the camera. “How dare you, I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mu

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@seamus @cameronwilson I too am the subject of file footage.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There appears to be a staff super fund and occasional reunion events.

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@seamus @cameronwilson Yes, you have to be a walking expert before you can be a typing at the computer expert.

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Wondering what happens if Virgin Australia goes under? Relive some history! ansett.com.au

“Welcome to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0S

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“Phil Gaetjens could appear before Senate inquiry into COVID-19 response” themandarin.com.au/130967-phil-ga…

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“News Corp Australia has confirmed to Telum Media that it will launch a newswire service, NCA NewsWire, with a prop..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nZ

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@DavidRDHeath @SnarkyPlatypus It’s 20%. Here’s the chart I saw at Forbes the other day. pic.twitter.com/IcjqkAxWu4

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If you haven’t checked it out yet, here’s the latest episode. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, remainder: Cook some pasta like the good white person I am; ponder aloud some different podcast ideas for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zm

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cameronwilson I;m Thinkin Bout Thos Redang pic.twitter.com/EzMSt1MQRJ

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josephlongo_ RuPaul as fracking rigs: a thread pic.twitter.com/n4ykDplfT1

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@brettrann Well these are important questions and I’m the person to answer them!

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@GreenJ @kels_316 @dobes @NewtonMark @rohan_p Hey look, you gotta offset the cost of these things by doing a civili..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yj

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@kels_316 @dobes @GreenJ @NewtonMark @rohan_p Ah, the CIV is the civilian version. “Application: Company PR vehicle..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SQ

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@kels_316 @dobes @GreenJ @NewtonMark @rohan_p I wonder how much they cost. Way more than they’re worth, obviously.

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@kels_316 @dobes @GreenJ @NewtonMark @rohan_p So they’re from Canada, and they have “Gurkha” as a trademark. pic.twitter.com/GrypuYLbZ4

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@rohan_p @dobes @GreenJ @NewtonMark I had not seen this, and now I am in my happy place.

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@dobes @GreenJ @NewtonMark @rohan_p Yeah it’s his standard thing now.

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MatthewBevan Sad to report that Novak Djokovic has played in his last Australian Open twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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@erstkate You name has been reported to the appropriate authorities.

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@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p Also, imagine the Alex Jones unhinging that will follow.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I saw those rumours too. Interesting days.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The two biggest shareholders right now are Singapore Airlines and Etihad.

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@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p I know I’ve said this before, but America is fucked.

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callapilla Breaking news from Ben Butler: Virgin Australia is expected to go into administration shortly theguardian.com/world/live/202…

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@juhasaarinen I know it’s not that, because I know this one. :) A combination of weather on my mood and Annoying Side Effects.

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Mesut_Ausil oh great, even oil is a nazi now pic.twitter.com/wREENTdkff

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jasonhickel This is remarkable: 170 Dutch academics put together a 5-point manifesto for economic change after the C19 crisis,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r0

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dobes Voted off NRL Island twitter.com/ESPNAusNZ/stat…

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@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost Our friends in St Petersburg have a lovely sense of humour.

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@moylecroft For most people that soon passes.

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MeredthSalenger For the protesters from doctors and hospitals: pic.twitter.com/qRFY3klYy8

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@erstkate Well, you get MY thanks at least.

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@manindotblack @WarrenDonnolly @dobes That’s a whole separate question. They’re all kinds of news. The first one is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zq

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Counterpoint: Content quotas are a lazy way to ensure the creation of a farmyard of cheap copycat programs whose ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bp

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@joneaves People who’ve been working from home for three weeks and suddenly have ALL THE LIFE HACKS for people to follow.

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@joneaves This is actually the start of quite a good idea.

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@joneaves I have, but I thought it was a bit meta. It’s really just a one-line joke and the rest is padding.

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@manindotblack @WarrenDonnolly @dobes But it’s not just processed. It’s manufactured. It’s planned in advance, reso..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jG

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glennwsmith This is a photo of President Johnson in 1968 about the time American deaths in Vietnam reached 40,000, the number o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BW

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Creating a podcast will not make you feel better about yourself, trust me.

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Oh dear. People have been taking this an a genuine inquiry into their creative urges rather than a sarcastic commen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7j

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@manindotblack @WarrenDonnolly @dobes Is it? It’s a perfectly good description. News widgets (stories, columns, hea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8B

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@dobes Look it’s all good, tell the truth, but yes.

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@WarrenDonnolly @dobes Settle down. All news is manufactured, in a workshop called a newsroom.

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“Frydenberg says Canberra will not bow to threats from Google and Facebook” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/fryden…

I pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0c

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FrankLuntz This sequence is a thing of beauty. pic.twitter.com/KlEIoSCv3b

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TheOnion ‘I Can Still Cook This, Right,’ Asks Woman Holding Up Writhing, Screaming Potato With 8-Foot-Long Roots..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hG

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Oh. I’ve just been sleeping for another four and a half hours. I guess I needed that.

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Has anyone thought of starting a podcast?

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tracyalloway How many crypto people are rebranding to coronavirus-related tech?

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@riskybusiness I think it should be rendered as Goople. Three letters each, and hat-tip to Ms Paltrow’s Science.

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best_in_dumbest Be the “Ham”
in “Shaming” pic.twitter.com/bIu1J5GdHg

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“McDonald’s apologizes after restaurant in China bans black people” nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/mc…

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@Tabberfield @perryrich53 @RyanMur34334311 @BillKristol Once again, you can drop me from this thread thanks.

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vacant3rdman Got some pics of @Space_Station as it passed over Sydney an hour ago. Think this is as good as I’m going to get han..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mg

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It’s Monday, so I begin with @theharryshearer’s “Le Show” pca.st/6amhagt9

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kvisleis Sorry, what… pic.twitter.com/xMxW1UOZ29

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cameronwilson imagining the same, jittery person who’s stayed up all night reading about coronavirus asking all these questions pic.twitter.com/D0JTgeBamr

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Further plans, such as they are, may be found in the Weekly Wrap. If you can’t be bothered reading it, then check t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AG

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Mon plan, an outline: Slow start with fried rice and podcasts; write for @zdnetaustralia, ideally, but we’ll see ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4e

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botandy mile high memorial Covid-19 arch constructed from the bones of essential workers

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It’s a very drab day in the Blue Mountains today, and yes @CARROT_app I might well have a bit of a cry. I think it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ov

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@jpwarren We can probably therefore work out the likely dates.

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@expectproblems @NewtonMark @jehankanga I quite like the Vickers VC10 because the rear engines gave it that long fu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HJ

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@expectproblems @NewtonMark @jehankanga Well that one is a Mk.1 so yeah not good unless you specifically want them to fall apart in the sky.

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After seeing the quotes this morning from various Australian government ministers I’m forming the impression that t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ah

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glengyron « What we do is a Team Australia moment and I think Australians will embrace this » said the Markov chain. twitter.com/breakfastnews/…

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@NewtonMark @expectproblems @jehankanga There’s something quite wonderful* about British design of the immediate post-WW2 years.

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@NewtonMark @expectproblems @jehankanga Yes, there’s also that. Well done everybody.

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officialthedave Attenborough you sly dog pic.twitter.com/tZObCd4hzL

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@expectproblems @jehankanga @NewtonMark “A device called an Elephant’s Foot could be fitted under the centre of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kM

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@jehankanga @expectproblems @NewtonMark I particularly like how the passengers board. And the undercarriage, where..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J0

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frankieboyle Campaign to get Big Ben to bong when we reach a million dead

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Well, @smolrobots, this is how it’s worked in Australia for decades, and it hasn’t caused any probl… oh wait…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rq

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Forgive me, I made a podcast last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Monday. All holes are to be placed at the correct height, as laid out in the relevant standards. Monday.

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