Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 24th, 2020

JonathanPieNews People like Trump is the reason they have to put ‘do not eat’ on sachets of silica gel.

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This bullshit is going to run for days isn’t it. twitter.com/NBCNews/status…

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Some people are saying they want to choose both. No. Fuck you. Make a choice. It’s what the Diggers would have done. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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… and in the distance, the sound of a thousand chickens cluckingtwitter.com/AdamBandt/stat…id

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stefanstern No imagination those corporate lawyers. twitter.com/business/statu…

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ej_australia Many new migrants don’t know that the newly arrived residents waiting period for JobSeeker, Special Benefit and oth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K7

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POLL: Who are more tedious people around Anzac Day? The jingoistic performative patriots or the disapproving perfor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6Y

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup It also has transport hub called Paradise Interchange.

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@je_au @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark Meh close enough. (I can’t remember and I can’t be arsed checking.)

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@glengyron @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus You may be be thinking of the USD 60 Yellowtail in Ho Chi Minh (which I did..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I9

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Next episode is out. “1945: Japan Joins the Allies | The Indonesian War of Independence Part 1”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8i

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I have a bad feeling about this. twitter.com/NYT_first_said…

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@_midofo_ Ah there should ice. And more gin. (The one shown here may have more than 2x gin.) twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Histreepix Excited crowds gather at the premiere of the French remake of Mrs Doubtfire. Paris, 2020. pic.twitter.com/SXviRixIMA

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@baxters @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus It looks quite nice, from the photos I’ve just found.

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mickyluv7 This is fucking glorious. 😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/allqiLpZdN

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @baxters They had instant coffee at Swan Hill, which was nice.

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dafengcao Such a beautiful photo with amazing details via FORTRESS-45 pic.twitter.com/Szu2whw3bL

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A Lexus commercial is telling me that they understand my needs, even if I just need to hear a voice on the other en..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rU

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@JustJimWillDo I’m starting to suspect it might not be 100% genuine anyway.

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jonkudelka Starting to suspect Donald Trump’s a bit thick.

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This is still the very best pitch received today. pic.twitter.com/rzecR4Z2sy

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@manindotblack You can look up that one for yourself.

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Should anyone care, I’m doing another of these podcasts on Sunday. That’ll be 40 days in isolation for me, so after..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UW

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@SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark It’s probably one of the few things keeping Mildura afloat right now. That and the Twen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AY

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@reselsnark Just ask yourself a question using the first three words of that tweet.

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Mildura, eh? “Flying school for Chinese pilots reports racial abuse, laser pointer attacks and jammed radio signals..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eX

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@kels_316 @Pollytics You’d make an excellent Italian mayor.

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@_midofo_ Go for it. You have reason to. Enjoy.

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Even in America things are getting serious. twitter.com/dumb_body/stat…

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Somehow this is John Howard’s fault.

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@spottytwit Not that I’m doing this silly ritual, but I don’t even HAVE a milk jug.

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MrMMarsh Turned on BBC1, caught the end of Big Night In. Ending with a song by Andrew Lloyd Webber (£6m tax avoidance scheme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vj

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jeamland The perspective we need? pic.twitter.com/ek9QGUoDDh

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I choose to not have wine tonight.

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@spottytwit “Milk jugs painted with poppies”? WTF?

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@paulwallbank Now I know that’s not the correct answer, but nice try.

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@strikhedonia01 @abcadelaide @johncoyne14 @ASPI_org Thank @abcadelaide and the other stations for digging down into the news a bit.

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joshgnosis They’re both-sidesing injecting disinfectant? twitter.com/nytimes/status…

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SnarkyPlatypus COVID-19 gave the federal Coalition some policy direction lol

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NEW BLOG POST: “Talking COVID-19 tracing apps (again) on ABC Adelaide” with @johncoyne14 et moi (20m32s)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8q

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@abcadelaide @johncoyne14 @ASPI_org And… the radio spot is done. That was all quite interesting so I might post the recording a bit later.

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@jpwarren @abcadelaide I’ve written it down now, so I won’t make this mistake again.

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@abcadelaide Also in this conversation will be @johncoyne14 from @ASPI_org. He recently wrote this. aspi.org.au/opinion/should…

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@bastardsheep Oh fuck, you’re absolutely right. This will be terrible.

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@munin I ranted about this (briefly) in my last podcast, or maybe the one before. There’s a phone app so if it’s wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gC

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whereisdaz Pete Evans’ company fined for alleged advertising breaches.
$25,200 for alleged breaches of the Therapeuti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UW

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This whole driveway bullshit has become an actual thing and I am astonished.

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@JohnBirmingham Wow. “Thankfully, the government’s contact tracing app will be brought to you by same government wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Op

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oz_f This exchange is incredible. An African-Australian explains the horrible consequences of political racism and the f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oP

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@abcadelaide Around 10 minutes to go. Well, probably slightly more. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I gather FaceTime works much better though.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It would, for you and for many people. Maybe we should gather for Zoom drinks or something soon.

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Looking forward to reading this from @JohnBirmingham. pic.twitter.com/vfm6zvmx4i

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@dobes Well then. Cybercongratulations!

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@dobes Is this a troll or for real?

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@thegrugq Goddammit I wish I’d written that phrase.

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I don’t have any evidence either. twitter.com/Reuters/status…

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo @developerjack You can keep the leftovers in the fridge for sandwiches tomorrow, and then any..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz

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I’m talking about the (as yet nonexistent) COVIOD-19 contact tracing app on @abcadelaide at 1705 ACST / 1735 AEST…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qt

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@dobes @developerjack Chris, that’s a really shit musical selection.

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HappySinger If you can now sue for disappoinment, my exes have a windfall coming their way. twitter.com/FinancialRevie…

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Order an air strike on Pyrmont NOW. twitter.com/developerjack/…

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OK Australia Post I’ll plan around this. pic.twitter.com/B1RqLvSsbG

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TheOnion Lower Smog Levels Revealing Poorly Rendered Parts Of California bit.ly/3bzKKU7 pic.twitter.com/LaUAoIgCPS

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is slightly less excitement than I’d expected.

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@erstkate That’s what I thought too. Full size it’s not quite as good.

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richard_littler Scarfolk is a morons. pic.twitter.com/3rI2sxNJJh

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People who shout about not understanding why some course of action is being recommended, having spent zero fucking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SH

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@dobes If Mr Turnbull thinks that little exchange was “abusive” he seriously needs to get out more.

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And I could livestream it at scale.

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Me, acting alone, could give you lot so much goddam culture you’d bleed from several orifices.

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Counterpoint: “Cultural life” isn’t something that needs to be supplied to us by an “industry”. Cultural life is wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q2

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@SnarkyPlatypus You should remember the character Helen Bidou from “Get Krack!n” facebook.com/getkrackinshow…

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“Canberra has confidence in AWS’ ability to securely store COVID-19 tracing app data” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/canber…

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dobes This timeline is interesting

Dec 17 — Citrix: ‘We got a vuln’
Dec 24 — Defence: ‘On it’
Jan 20 — Defence: ‘Oh y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1Z

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@erstkate So people really could call you a cuntface?

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@oliyoung Not as ironic as IBM handing out USB sticks at a security conference which were infected with malware. zdnet.com/article/ibm-au…

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I found another of these sticks from 2012 with slide decks about Windows 8, Stuxnet, social media scams, and protec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gV

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Norton 360 promotional USB stick 8GB (2011 probably). Covered in rubber, so presumably it’s rugged. Alas, if it had..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wG

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patsajak Surprised to learn that selling vowels is not an essential job.

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REMINDER: “Bat bombs were an experimental WWII weapon developed by the US. The bomb consisted of a bomb-shaped casi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E8

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Fri plan, updated: Consider a chicken (considered); write for @zdnetaustralia (research and interview done, will fi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t4

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I might pick up this thing too, since I’ve been meaning to sort through the big bag of them clu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gz

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@jpwarren I do. And that one is very festive indeed, thank you.

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Morrison just spent something like a minute or more answering a supplementary question about sport, the answer to w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mr

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@kels_316 And do you begin them with “Hello, Sailor!”?

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@DrParnassus I can see the face of Groucho Marx.

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@nic_higgins There needs to be a bilateral agreement (there isn’t one with Australia). But people go all OMFG CLOUD..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QJ

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These briefings should take maybe a quarter of the time.

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Scott Morrison is such a shockingly bad presenter.

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geofflemon The Pope being schooled in theological biology by an account dedicated to bat PR is perhaps the best combination of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3E

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Getting cranky.

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Well yes. Amazon having the contract and being “an American company” doesn’t mean the data will be going to America..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9d

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The Australian Government demonstrating how it’s got all its ducks in a row. pic.twitter.com/ybKgvyVva1

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Oh. Right. I’m glad that the Australian government has all its ducks in a very straight row indeed. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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AlyssaMastro44 it may be just this simple. twitter.com/twpolk/status/…

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@aleeb88 All this is starting to affect my brain.

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StephanieCarvin Spare a thought for the @Clorox social media manager tonight, okay?

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Apropos of nothing in particular, at what age does one become a “senior citizen”? Asking for a friend.

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derridalicious in Sydney, real estate listings have started listing 1 or 2 weeks free rent… any landlord/agent who refuse to neg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3c

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“The Morrison government has knocked back requests from law enforcement agencies for ‘added capabilities’ in the Co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2n

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PajamaStew There is nothing I hate more than sitting at the beach late at night listening to the ocean as it rambles on and on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0t

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“Hungry galaxies grow fat on the flesh of their neighbours” scimex.org/newsfeed/hungr… Same for me.

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“Man-made CO2 may start to affect our brains by the end of this century,” so there’s that. scimex.org/newsfeed/man-m…

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Ex_spurt @NewtonMark Great look @TurnbullMalcolm taking a hashtag once used to point out the harm of casual racism and now u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fg

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NewtonMark An intelligent man who knows that, “words matter,” who “carefully stated” a message to defensibly carry the implica..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1W

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cstross Wish I played a musical instrument because then I could form a band and call it The Disease, thereby guaranteeing t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3a

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rohan_p Australia Post suspending next-day guarantee for Express Post pic.twitter.com/zuYWIvzxsC

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NicoleAuerbach The WNBA Draft was less than a week ago. twitter.com/AdamSchefter/s…

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jonkudelka So the cure for the virus is some sort of cure that should be introduced to the body in some fashion. Job’s nearly done.

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sarahcpr How to medical pic.twitter.com/0EDqJcy38p

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I’m trying to not pay attention to all this but hey sometimes conversations stand out. pic.twitter.com/eKxtvufQpt

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@BiellaColeman You’re welcome. (And yes it was terrible.)

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Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
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Baby sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AE

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ndrew_lawrence He forgot the word “brain” while bragging about how good his brain is pic.twitter.com/rfek3EEIjm

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And not just in Nice. Apparently in all of France. twitter.com/BiellaColeman/…

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@PSyvret @JohnBirmingham @PrincessMattie1 Was it some sort of squid-like process for propelling himself at higher speeds?

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Picketer Malcolm: “But that’s enough about me. Let’s talk about what you think about me.” twitter.com/beneltham/stat…

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HumanProgress You may consider teddy bears completely innocuous, but in 1907, these cuddly toys were labeled “horrible monstrosit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gg

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@brencarruthers JUST SHUT UP AND SEND ME MY £1,000,000.00 OF COCA-COLA MICROSOFT NATIONAL LOTTERY MONEY.

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StephanieCarvin Please just go back to designing killer robots. twitter.com/mobilesyrup/st…

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SUBJECT: ]][[…You won Coca-Cola 2020 National Lottery Prize…]][[ pic.twitter.com/yJsak42sop

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Shleeable “I work as a 5G tech, and realized I had accidentally set the towers to “coronavirus” instead of “make everyone gay”. My bad.” - OH

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PRO TIP FOR BROADCASTERS: If you have to interview someone with no warning, particularly a politician, there are th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s4

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@jeamland There had better not be nudity on this webinar.

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@kels_316 Mate, you can’t huff all of that at once.

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@jeamland Pretty much, but I really want the content.

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@dobes @kels_316 And it’s not that Tone is now on JobSeeker?

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@dobes That’s way better than this from earlier today. pic.twitter.com/8EYQJbEqwQ

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@oberonsghost The issue is supply chains. Contracts and logistics. And the difference between commercial and consum..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZH

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Dammit. The phrase “cashed-up and cosseted” has a much better rhythm. Always re-visit your drafts, folks.

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[Sits back to await the hate mail. At least after 11am once they’re finally out of bed.]

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“Salaried staff at tech giants” are some of the most spoiled and cosseted employees on the planet. Explaining how t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gy

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OMFG FILLING OUT TIMESHEETS THIS IS WORSE THAN HITLER. twitter.com/dmaguz/status/…

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@bigjsl @manaz_d @R_Chirgwin There will be at least two layers of money mules, and then another layer in another co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Li

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In case you’re not across it, and I wouldn’t blame you for skipping the idiocy, here’s Trump suggesting we inject p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yx

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To be fair, who doesn’t want to see Donald Trump sunning his perineum on the South Lawn every morning? I know I do. twitter.com/pixelatedboat/…

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So here’s a thing. People now have to issue these reminders when Trump speaks. twitter.com/chrislhayes/st…

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pixelatedboat Butthole sunning is coming back, folks twitter.com/abbydphillip/s…

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@plumrid @zdnetaustralia That would involve talking with people, so nah.

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast with @PaulBongiorno, “Malcolm Turnbull’s last word” (but will it be?) pca.st/2ftssb7i

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Fri plan, outline: Consider a chicken; write for @zdnetaustralia, including 1100 interview; poke at next week’s “pl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zl

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Is the answer “fewer think pieces”? twitter.com/gabriellecj/st…

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newsthump NEWS! Non-essential workers staying home forces Donald Trump to do his own hair and makeup bit.ly/3eGNH7v pic.twitter.com/8zzZiL4l4C

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charles_kinbote Boy the guy who discovered hygienic hand washing had a pretty rough journey pic.twitter.com/cCQRqlPVge

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markhumphries Shock jock Campbell Parkes DESTROYS Coronavirus pic.twitter.com/kl89T2xY6g

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seldo What really gets me about this exchange is that it was filmed by a friend of the lady getting arrested, and release..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cQ

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Yet another sunny day in the Blue Mountains today, and eventually the temperature will be reasonable. pic.twitter.com/GvhAODcTLj

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Friday. It’s quite possible that the tram is going the wrong way. Friday.

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