Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 30th, 2020

PulpLibrarian Happy everybody! It’s crazy man… pic.twitter.com/EAv8AIZQzo

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I too have a new Action Ring feature. twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/…

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fesshole Whenever I go into a supermarket and see those battery recycling tubs, I wonder how many of the batteries were used..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jl

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@ChrissieM Temperature is an artificial social construct, like art or gravity.

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thejuicemedia The Government has made an ad about the global response to the pandemic, and it’s surprisingly honest and informati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gS

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jason_a_w Prue has repeatedly been asked for her political opinions on network television twitter.com/macsween_prue/…

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AnthonyCole68 Gutted Warren Mundine isn’t being touted for 😔😔

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@DevinNunes How’s the whole cow thing going, Devin?

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@jpwarren @firstdogonmoon Chickens are not very smart, in my experience.

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I am of the opinion that the apparent temperature does not need to be as low as -3.5C but here we are.

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@firstdogonmoon @jpwarren So it’s the age-old question, “Why didn’t the chicken cross the moat?”

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HelenaDix Absolute HILARITY from @lampard_bari and @hewwagner
I think I need to re-work my approach to cadenzas.

**Warning:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hd

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AyoCaesar “Criticise capitalism while owning an iPhone? You are like little baby, watch this.”

- Friedrich Engels, factory owner.

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@PaulbernalUK @MyDoncaster Well, these ARE important stories, and obviously I’m glad for the Emu Wars to be more widely known.

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youwouldknow “And over there is the dogging car park. I’m not allowed there anymore after the Incident.” pic.twitter.com/gPt3vem6RD

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For some reason @MyDoncaster in the UK is explaining the Emu Wars of 1932. twitter.com/MyDoncaster/st…

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@BrandDNA This, Sir, is what we call a failure of imagination.

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@TwitsForMiles Well I don’t need a drone to tell me that.

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According to this exciting* video the first Environmental Impact Statement (EIS) for “Sydney Metro: West” is now op..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cv

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“Jamie Oliver’s roast potato method” sounds like another sex technique that’s doomed to failure. twitter.com/BrandDNA/statu…

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stilgherrian Bank uses drones to commence spraying the cities. Which phase of The Plan is this, @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark? twitter.com/Westpac/status…

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stilgherrian “An Australian bank wants to spray disinfectant from drones in schools and aged care” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/an-aus…

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HartWexford She had to sing Mister Mistoffeles twitter.com/dailytelegraph…

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“Services Australia says not prudent for myGov to handle 3 million concurrent users: Surge capacity does not enter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IZ

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“Home Affairs says Australia likely next to sign CLOUD Act arrangement with the US” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/home-a…

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@PeteDotAscian @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus We could get the Westpac drones to lay down some DDT.

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@baxters A wish for the world’s shittest genie!

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EamonnONeal Stone Hinge pic.twitter.com/3TBLX4xFO1

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@SnarkyPlatypus @R_Chirgwin Seems to work though. Like @Susan_Hennessey I’m loving that it’s called the Patriot Plu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0c

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@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Apparently it creates the appropriate CO2 and moisture gradient to simulate a mammal an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ts

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@FrKarlSinclair Which just goes to show how innovative I am!

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Whaddyareckon, @R_Chirgwin? Or maybe @SnarkyPlatypus needs one of these for the balcony. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Thanks to @Susan_Hennessey and the @RatlSecurity podcast I have just learned of the propane-powered Mosquito Magnet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jC

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@R_Chirgwin At least we’re not in the blizzard zone.

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diannaeanderson My friend who is a nurse just posted this image about why we should wear face masks and … I love it. pic.twitter.com/TnYnC38OxX

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@twcau The parking space for his Telstra grunt truck has already been marked out.

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@johnallsopp One shock-horror revelation at a time. :)

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Reminder to Techbros: One key reason that the Australian government’s COVIDSafe app doesn’t use the Goople API is t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gp

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timescanner EYELASHES CURLED INWARD LIKE A RECORD NEEDLE ON YOUR IRIS REPLAYING THE THINGS YOU’VE SEEN IN DREAMS

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FXMC1957 USA No.1 on this day in 1969: The Fifth Dimension - Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In youtu.be/oPK7ZF6jfJE via @YouTube

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bearing in mind that Wed night is comedy night… I’m still open to this being a parody “with his t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IM

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StanDevia While Saint Jerome was in isolation from the Black Death in 382 he updated the Bible with some new chapters or some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yi

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@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe this is exactly the tonic the nation needs.

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dobes If only the government was hosting infrastructure on cloud providers some folk were losing their shit over, and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OF

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evcricket Everyone in Friends. twitter.com/RottenTomatoes…

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@raaahbin @NewtonMark @jonkudelka Bloody hell I step away from The Twitter for just a few minutes and look what ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NL

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Remember, folks, the Australian national anthem is “What About Moi!”. twitter.com/madconnaughton…

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NewtonMark This quote, and the chart which debunks it, are close enough together in the same article to fit on the same screen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6w

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@NewtonMark FFS, you and facts. You’re always with these fuckin’ facts!

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conor64 Seeing a Rolling Stones concert earlier this year would be like someone in 1962, the year the band started playing,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rC

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I was much more cool in the early 1990s.

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Old Techno Fans: Apparently in 1994 I interviewed DJ/producer Richie Hawtin (Plastikman, F.U.S.E.) at length for Fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ys

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@SnarkyPlatypus @TimeGhostTV I’m really appreciating the modern, more balanced historiography.

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I was once told that 75% of all shipping tonnage globally was the oil and petrochemical industry. Not in ship numbe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0l

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@SnarkyPlatypus Which reminds me, have you been watching the @TimeGhostTV Indonesia series yet? Three of six up now. youtube.com/watch?v=IkKJSR…

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I’m sorry about my followers, @NassimKhadem. They are idiots.

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@NassimKhadem @ScottFitzG Hence “originally” in the first bit. :)

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@NassimKhadem And, to go back to the story, this whole airline saga is fascinating. Thanks.

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@ScottFitzG No, “eyeing” is just another of those silly newspaper words, like “wed” as a very instead of “marry”, o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rq

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meadea Breaking in @dailytelegraph “Samantha Armytage has confessed to putting on weight during coronavirus”.

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Well I suppose it’s better than a party eyeing 20 virgins, like a debutantes’ ball. twitter.com/NassimKhadem/s…

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Kate_McClymont 👇⚖️💰🔬🗝️😳😎🤐👇 twitter.com/jc_cummins/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Just a tad. :) Consider it more a lightly spiced European winter soup, I guess. It is what it is.

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus I’m tempted to say that the Dutch curry soup is not a million miles from laksa.

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@franksting We live in strange and terrible times.

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Mulligatawny is the Anglicised version of the Tamil words for ‘pepper water’ or ‘pepper broth’. It..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ao

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@GregDAustin @NSWSES @abcnews @UNSWCanberra Thanks very much for the heads-up, Greg. Adding it to my calendar now… :)

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@upulie There’s a lot of it about. :(

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That IS interesting. I wonder whether Kasper will return in some capacity.

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Having a bit of a sook.

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Scamwatch_gov If you receive a text asking you to contact the @ato_gov_au in relation to a change in myGov details or early acces..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hd

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ajibarao it has become an entire spectrum 💀 pic.twitter.com/chFKke6hq2

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clint_jasper Has anyone taken a stunner seeding/planting/rain pic over the last few days, that you’re happy to be splashed across the abc?

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The Senate Inquiry into Centrelink’s compliance program is calling for new submissions, including supplementary sub..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BI

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lemonodor Teaching a neural network to come up with BBS names is one of the best things I’ve done. pic.twitter.com/nsXa8YSXuE

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AsFarce sydney cops went through a phase in the 1920-30s where they were like “just do your thing idc” when taking mug shot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R7

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Apparently it takes two years to figure out the answer is “No, they’re not.” pic.twitter.com/gqdglRRH4b

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The Australian Public Service Commission is on drugs. pic.twitter.com/NGztF3N6KM

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dekrazee1 Musk is the Trump of tech

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Fair point. I think. I don’t know that I even care any more. twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…

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That was a subtweet. Obvioiusly.

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White non-Italian people discussing how to make a bolognese sauce. Sigh. Adam Liaw was right.

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bruceknapik Always make sure you have a good email labeling system pic.twitter.com/PJMACNn6ya

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emhargreaves Flatmate ordered a £4 deck chair from @eBay for the garden. We thought she’d got a bargain. It just arrived……twitter.com/i/web/status/1…he

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adamliaw American recipes are always like

1 oz prime-grade meatsteak
42 fl oz cream-reduced Quam™️ (or mid-sodium)
1 monke..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…do

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Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. This one is livestreamed on Sat 9 May at 1100 AEST. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Having some 2-minute Dutch Curry & Rice Soup because as @SnarkyPlatypus knows I love authentic Asian food. pic.twitter.com/Ae2YIN7T8c

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This will definitely not be a debacle. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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So the Festival of Dangerous Ideas is happening online this year and I can hardly* wait. festivalofdangerousideas.com pic.twitter.com/OIIrgUh3Ep

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@Sarah_Alice_X You mean like the Journalists’ Code of Ethics at the MEAA? That sort of thing? Or just an old-fashio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…In

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Does it involve burning everything to the ground and starting again? twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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“An Australian bank wants to spray disinfectant from drones in schools and aged care” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/an-aus…

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CSS. That is all.

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@techoglot You’re most welcome. There’s SO much of it on the Tube of Ewes.

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Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip. twitter.com/GeorgeCochrane…

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SuperCroup Gays get married in different outfits from each other challenge

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@damana Glad you’re OK. The “too sick to realise how scarily sick you are” thing is scary afterwards. Hope you’re taking to recombobulate.

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@teambuild3r @JustJimWillDo @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Where we’re going we don’t need no ethics committee!

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@teambuild3r @JustJimWillDo @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Maybe instead of spraying them with disinfectant you could paint-bomb them.

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New from @AICriminology: “Availability of COVID-19 related products on Tor darknet markets” aic.gov.au/publications/s…

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againsthimself Now entering “flinging feces to enforce social distancing” stage of the lockdown. twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark No need to hide any more. They’ve managed to convince most people it’s j..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eP

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Bank uses drones to commence spraying the cities. Which phase of The Plan is this, @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark? twitter.com/Westpac/status…

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santiagomayer_ I will never not laugh at the fact that Ben Shapiro blocked me for replying to his tweets with this video.

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jentaub ♥️ A lawyer’s letter that is better than chocolate pic.twitter.com/W4RwJHZXS2

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itsbirdemic Elon hasn’t been this persecuted since they ended apartheid in South Africa twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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Well I hope relatives aren’t just finding out via this tweet… twitter.com/alanfeuer/stat…

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sweetestplum The new smash hit song by Joe Hildebrand,
Everybody Knows. pic.twitter.com/lHLS6zLnBw

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SHamiltonian Australians need to learn this word. twitter.com/ProfBrianCox/s…

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travis_view A particularly strange sect of QAnon claims that the long-awaited Military Tribunals and executions of Hillary Clin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZM

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“Eden-Monaro MP Mike Kelly to resign, prompting by-election” abc.net.au/news/2020-04-3…

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Fivesandalives Elon Musk is trending and this image is as relevant as ever. pic.twitter.com/QuJTS5TWMo

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RudiEdsall We’re through the looking glass here people pic.twitter.com/o3NAh2IlQt

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MrTimDunn I should be in bed but I’m still up & awake looking at photographs of Utrecht signal box c.1957 pic.twitter.com/3CmCmaPYh6

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Another Reminder: “The Far-Right Helped Create The World’s Most Powerful Facial Recognition Technology”, i.e. Clear..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2n

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Reminder: Clearview AI is touting its face recognition service for COVID-19 contact tracing. You know, pull faces f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bc

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The source is the latest “A Rational Fear” podcast @ARationalFear. pca.st/0hghiqq8

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“Barack Obama’s team watched Julia Gillard’s misogyny speech whenever they were ‘really annoyed’ with Tony Abbott,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TU

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CT_Bergstrom “Genius” pic.twitter.com/Elpy4ECA7n

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oz_f It’s not clear from the tweet or the headline but the story actually says the government *doesn’t* believe the viru..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dA

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Well, @dobes, once more @davpope is batting it to the boundary. pic.twitter.com/bvFDWi8T1o

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id_gordon While Trump has been busy droning on about how well the administration has handled the coronavirus pandemic, we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ph

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Are kids and young people affected more badly than we thought?” pca.st/vugfy9aa

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Evangelical Christianity in the age of coronavirus” pca.st/jdmrwmla

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joshgnosis A little dramatic pic.twitter.com/lP6IGja1uS

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Thu plan, draft: Slow start, as has become normal this week, or indeed this year; update a client’s website; admini..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CW

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Miserable with a lot of wind: not just me, but also the Blue Mountains weather today. pic.twitter.com/QF6eUbvqlm

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CraigSilverman IT’S HERE!

The new Verification Handbook for Disinformation and Media Manipulation is online and avialable for fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…so

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MichaelDaventry Hey @britishmuseum, I *love* your mission to catalogue everything under the sun, but your claim to have found Turke..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KG

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@sleepingdingo I can never workout why the floor is sloping. This seems to be a problem in quite a few of my dreams.

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pointlesslettrs “Good news at last for Britain”

Over 26,000 people are dead pic.twitter.com/S2Afo7lRSu

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We’d tried to get the thing fixed but the landlord’s mother was still on holiday in Phnom Penh.

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What a weird dream last night. We had to pretend to berate an undercover police officer so as not to blow her cover..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cu

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Thursday. All the creatures are escaping from their jars. Thursday.

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