Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 13th, 2020

Gorn. Because it’s time.

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baaaadscience “Murder Turtles” have spread to the US, scientists warn. pic.twitter.com/g6vJfJsxk7

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@Andrew_Adonis As an aside, isn’t “Labour Peer” an oxymoron, or at least an embarrassment? Forgive me, I’m just a c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P0

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@Andrew_Adonis No they don’t. Education can happen at any time. Stop being such a goose. (What is it with both UK L..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8G

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@Margarita890 Wow I knew America had its problems but… wow.

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As soon as someone says they’re an innovator I know I want to punch them in the face.

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NewtonMark “Sorry we’re late, the traffic was AWFUL.” twitter.com/pjlogue/status…

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nycjim To comply with social distancing guidelines, luxury restaurant in northern Virginia will have 1940s-era mannequins..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hn

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Stop_Trump20 What’s illigals?? pic.twitter.com/lxPSN8Np82

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@CosmicRami Fuckin’ robot hoons. Our contribution to the Solar System.

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@MsLods @kenmcswain @pmc_gov_au @political_alert So yeah he can use video conferencing or the damn telephone. You h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cZ

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MattGertz The president would like the number of coronavirus cases and deaths to be lower, and the solution is to try to use..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GG

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atticshape this girl on tiktok just bodied wes anderson in one minute pic.twitter.com/fFSpXI7Ddp

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@MsLods @kenmcswain @pmc_gov_au @political_alert Actually it might be a charter because there’s no flights. :)

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@Tomas__F @lhjh70 Anyway that was a strange morning and to be fair not that many people were hospitalised.

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incunabula This, with over 3k likes so far, is part of a peculiar Twitter genre: fake library photos.

This is not Umberto Ec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Il

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@dannolan Don’t get me wrong. I admire her work. But she’s in a different genre from me.

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@MsLods @pmc_gov_au @political_alert What sort of cunt “needs” to fly business class on a domestic flight?

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@Tomas__F @lhjh70 Well I don’t. Not even half of them. And I’ve thrown a bread roll at Jimmy Barnes.

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@dannolan Not true. When I eat lasagne I look nothing like that

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@NewtonMark Dutton did something dumb? Well that’s a first.

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@johnb78 I love me a literary reference. :)

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@MsLods @pmc_gov_au @political_alert Hahahaha. $6000 per week return flights to Canberra? Where from? The Moon?

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@jonkudelka Well that’s all there were. The ABC and the Antarctic Moon Nazis.

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@MsLods @SnarkyPlatypus The way they’ve found the cop whose job is was to surveille Cairns is just brilliant. I had..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eG

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@SnarkyPlatypus Wot? Oh man, she’s still with us and is on the recent ABC doco about The Dismissal. You really need to know her story.

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@techoglot That was Rogue Amoeba’s Audio Hijack.

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Remember, Australia is not racist because Junie Morosi.

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SnarkyPlatypus HE CHOSE AN ASIAN

I HATE RACISTS AND ANIMAL CRUELTY

🤣😂 twitter.com/helpmeskeletor…

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Fuck it I’m pouring a whisky.

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@GreenJ @LNLonRN @IanDunt Right, It’s reached that stage, eh?

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@GreenJ @LNLonRN @IanDunt Wait. Are they still letting you do this, @GreenJ?

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Ah, of course, it was this crew. It worked, @danilic, and please pass on my best wishes to the cast and crew.

(I k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FA

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@maryruth1234 @jeffsonstein Yeah I thought it worked. Once the credits are online I’ll thank the relevant people.

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@jeffsonstein @sylmobile I’ll ping you a link when it’s up on the internets.

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@jeffsonstein I think it’s going OK. Ray is being Ray (I’ve been on a show when he was guest host and he’s a troupe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XD

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@jeffsonstein So yeah Ray Martin is one of the greats of Australia current affairs TV, and now he’s fronting this p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PT

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“We are Australian” is such a shit song.

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WarOnTheRocks With a legion of opportunities to name carriers after other worthy Americans, the Navy has two carriers named after..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l6

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SnarkyPlatypus I repeat, COVID-19 has just reinforced how much of existing global economic activity is unnecessary

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@dfpiii @Herring1967 @frankieboyle Just quietly, Mr Porteous, that last episode was very good.

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@dfpiii @Herring1967 @frankieboyle I am happy to take responsibility for my own actions, and look comedians are fra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0T

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@dfpiii @Herring1967 No I tweeted with admiration a @frankieboyle line where he called @Herring1967 a cunt, so I th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fN

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MehreenFaruqi One Nation is heaping praise on Senator Keneally in the Senate right now & thanking her for her recent opinion piec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lV

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@Herring1967 This is very, very, very good even though, have I ever mentioned this, that @Herring1967 has blocked m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P7

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Mulboyne A bakery in Miyazaki is selling social distancing baguettes. sankei.com/photo/story/ne… pic.twitter.com/PgX20IKclc

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@jodiem @RobertSlonim We went for 17 minutes on Drive. That’s a long segment.

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@jodiem @RobertSlonim Yeah I’ve had some people discussing with me privately the stats of all this. I wish we’d bee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6v

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@joneaves I just wear black to a funeral, as one should, but not a suit.

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Watching @Herring1967’s RHLSTP with Michael Palin, which I am watching. It is very, very good, despite the fact tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MR

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Pinboard I’m really hoping the X factor in the intensity of this disease turns out to be cat ownership or 5G

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@colourmeamused_ @SnarkyPlatypus Do tell. (Also I know an excellent Japanese bar in Haymarket.)

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9NewsSyd : Pubs and clubs WILL be allowed to open from Friday.

The same rules that apply to cafes will be require..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6Q

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think I know a pub that’s suits the rules.

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Thinking about the fact that I’ve never owned a suit since I left school.

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@visivoz @TrubbellAtMill I mean I’ll do it with half those costs.

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@paulwiggins I’m feeling optimistic about the show.

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VicUnions Has your boss tried to pull a move like this on you? Don’t keep quiet, report it to JobScammer like this worker at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3M

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Now that’s a phrase isn’t it. “Fuck me dead.”

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_tomcashman New podcast ep up with @aaronch3n

Sound quality and guest quality: 10/10 😎 pic.twitter.com/XExfoOD8ML

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9NewsSyd A Sydney ferry worker being fired has triggered the entire fleet to walk off the job in protest, with dozens marchi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uT

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I see that “At Home Alone Together with Ray Martin” is on at 2100 tonight. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @PortmanDoe “Jarring” could be drinking beer, as in having a few jars.

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus I like ‘em a bit more peppery, like tempranillo gets a good run here.

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abcnews : The Queensland Government is set to make an official bid for a stake in Virgin Airlines.

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merrittk What I don’t understand about celeb feuds is like. Why are you online. Go fuck some other beautiful person or buy a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vw

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Coyoteblog Someone said a rock rolled down the hill and hit a bathroom we operate and suggested we might not be able to open i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R9

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Seems reasonable, though a merlot is usually a bit soft for my tastes.

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NEW BLOG POST: “Talking the COVIDSafe app again on ABC Adelaide” with @RobertSlonim (14m12s) stilgherrian.com/conversations/… pic.twitter.com/SpNslmmtf0

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@RobertSlonim And the radio spot is done! I’ll post a recording shortly.

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@oberonsghost Must be all the gilt in the towers.

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“Coronavirus tests brought to Australia by Andrew Forrest at $200m cost to taxpayers not being used” theguardian.com/australia-news…

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What sort of idiot would imagine this sort of image would reassure Americans? Oh yeah. A Trump. twitter.com/EricTrump/stat…

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“Coronavirus tracing app COVIDSafe now fully functional, Deputy Chief Medical Officer confirms” abc.net.au/news/2020-05-1…

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@RhombusHatesYou @JustJimWillDo @theharryshearer I mean 1836 obviously. Three years after the compensation funds started to flow.

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@RhombusHatesYou The opposite. They advertised to them specifically for mine workers and agricultural workers respectively.

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its_willyu karens stay profiting off of inferior products for problems asians have already solved to perfection smdh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ac

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“Civil liberty groups dismiss guarantee on US not accessing COVIDSafe data” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/civil-…

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@DylangerDaly Appointed by the Attorney-General of the day based on feels and jobs for the boys.

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I’m talking about the COVIDSafe app etc yet again on @abcadelaide at 1705 ACST / 1735 AEST. Listen at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FP

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@DylangerDaly That said, the numbers relating to AAT-issued warrants are worrying. zdnet.com/article/how-th…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yk

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elzxbth I have no objections pic.twitter.com/ortSn71HNM

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@DylangerDaly Normally only a subset of AAT members can work on warrants, those cleared for security work and with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m5

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@NewtonMark @morebento @rohan_p @dobes @SuperCroup This is a totally 100% definitely Adelaide story. I’m glad I hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d3

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This is the correct analysis, yes. twitter.com/SuperCroup/sta…

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Correct, and this is how much of the “free” colony of South Australia was funded, begun in 1986…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nx

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@jeamland How come YOU get the end of times?

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Program for Thursday’s PJCIS hearing on the Telecommunications Legislation Amendment (International Production Orde..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xf

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“Government appoints first deputy chief ­medical officer for mental health” themandarin.com.au/133341-governm… The first, eh?

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Well if this is to cover Power’s costs in doing this work then he’ll be submitting receipts in order the claim the,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8D

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cameronwilson We’re told this isn’t a salary but to “cover costs” for approximately 6 months of work

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cameronwilson The Senate Committee has just been told Power will be paid $500,000 for his role. twitter.com/cameronwilson/…

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cameronwilson Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison announces that former mining company boss Neville Power will head the Nati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EP

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babyfurby1999 i asked god to give me a sign 🙏 pic.twitter.com/xojnrXyqlb

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New inquiry by the Joint Standing Committee on Foreign Affairs, Defence and Trade: “Inquiry into the implications o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cq

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RealKingResist I mean seriously…

This is the most accurate Trumpf impersonation I have EVER seen on Twitter. 🤣😆🤣

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I’ve decided that I need a bit of a lie-down. Back in a bit.

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@j_s_n_d I’ve heard anecdotes of people installing it only when they go out, then deleting it, so there’s a potenti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8i

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@AnyNameWillDo69 @Scottludlam Thank you for your detailed contribution. Knowing that you don’t care, and that you t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lC

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“COVIDSafe legislation enters Parliament with a few added privacy safeguards” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/covids… pic.twitter.com/yeAVZiefFz

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@moylecroft If it doesn’t have cyber it’s not an actual thing any more.

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@MsLods @dobes Hahahaha the Cyber Security Strategy 2020! Sorry. I don’t have much confidence in the government’s a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ut

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cxi WAKE UP SHEEPLE! pic.twitter.com/Qxx4x75XRZ

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Me on 4 May: “Australia’s COVIDSafe contact tracing story is full of holes and we should worry”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xc

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Now I know you won’t believe this, but apparently Scott Morrison’s pressure to download the COVIDSafe app was, well..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lj

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The full report of that inquiry into the deployment, adoption and application of 5G in Australia is at aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_….

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“Inquiry recommends Australia reviews 5G cyber supply chain risks” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/inquir…

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denhamsadler Hard not to see the government’s messaging around the app as a cynical play to increase downloads by deliberately o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SE

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denhamsadler The government has confirmed in the Senate that the easing of COVID-19 social restrictions is not linked at all to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wJ

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denhamsadler The COVIDSafe legislation is now being debated in the Senate and will soon be passed. @NickMcKim is up now, critici..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LP

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@ashabeeeee @rohan_p @VodafoneAU They should cut it off, for your own safety.

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Diamondback Python! Also please keep snake away from me @kcarruthers kthxbai. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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Well done you, the Canadian federal government. twitter.com/slavetothehat/…

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pixelatedboat By the way, the WWII vets licked toilet seats. They’re men, not cowards. Not licking toilet seats=enforced cowardice.

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@dobes Yeah, I am not a cyberbreeder.

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin This is why they’re out spraying the Mountains today. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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@arizclint It’s about the Ruby Princess inquiry. @SatPaper’s cover story from, um, Saturday.

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Maybe is they made some sort of warning beeping sound first, and had flashing lights. youtube.com/watch?v=c5anUu…

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Wouldn’t it be safer for the workers if the menus didn’t drop down? twitter.com/safe_work_aus/…

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ratemyskyperoom Historic Skype Rooms. The Battle of Britain. 1940. Princesses Margaret and Elizabeth. 10/10 @RoyalFamily pic.twitter.com/5qrDScKdJL

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RadioFreeTom I work hard on these jokes and this is what I get pic.twitter.com/iiUqrhCKvS

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Was coronavirus 50 years in the making?” pca.st/whzbrjo4

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HartWexford “Rescue that hiker” twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Australia’s worst coronavirus cluster” pca.st/uqzmb6sp

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@emelaarghh That’s also pretty common. Sigh.

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@oberonsghost @dobes @R_Chirgwin I also need to get a proper camera some time.

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@oberonsghost @dobes @R_Chirgwin Yeah there’s also a 4WD working the area labelled Tree Survey. Its about power lin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HL

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin Can’t talk. Heading outside for a Huffing.

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Why do people’s “unreserved apologies” never include the word “sorry”? Isn’t that the first word of an apology, or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hv

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OzKitsch All aboard the nutmobile with Charles and Diana, Queensland, 1983 pic.twitter.com/K4wnd5WbYh

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin Well there’s no need to spray that up here!

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin It diid the roads and houses on Saturday. Today it’s systematically spraying the entire area. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I was going to listen to the Parliamentary Joint Committee on Intelligence and Security (PJCIS) hearings for their..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…79

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Wed plan, Annoying Side Effects edition: Very slow start; an easy day of clearing out the comms backlog and such, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IL

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Look like the tree survey is continuing, @R_Chirgwin. pic.twitter.com/09NuAPYqEZ

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It’s a drab day in the Blue Mountains today and @CARROT_app’s advice is excellent. pic.twitter.com/sBkcBR3px8

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I’m agreeing with the people who think Pattinson did this to fuck with the interviewer’s head, and therefore I love..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s2

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glengyron Slack is tumblr for workers, yeah?

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I don’t need to use Slack.

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Hahahahaha I’m still in the weird dream, aren’t I. twitter.com/charliearchy/s…

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I’m starting the day in a very blurry state thanks to a solid series of weird and vivid dreams last night. Hurrah for Annoying Side Effects!

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@DylangerDaly There’s a lot of useful tools on the Parliament House website. The rabbit-hole goes very deep indeed.

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@DylangerDaly Btw, let me introduce you to ParlView, where anything that’s on video can be watched live or rewound..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5Z

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@DylangerDaly I’m still warming up at home. I’ll have to rely on Hansard tomorrow.

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Wednesday. A door that contains a window is never to be trusted, but a window that is also a door is always a benefit. Wednesday.

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