Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 15th, 2020

I should probably go away now.

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There’s a good chance I don’t know what’s going on any more.

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bpmckeon64 The National Security Adviser and his chief lawyer had the same password? twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/st…

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@jxeeno One of James Bond’s lesser-known female companions.

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@drearyclocks She has a knack of looking like “OK, sleep now [flop].”

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@Ng88Mr Yeah he’s a real charmer.

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“Jared Kushner Reportedly Convinced Trump in March That Coronavirus Testing Was a Bad Idea” gq.com/story/kushner-…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ts

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stilgherrian Hey people administering websites n’shit! @wordfence has created a thing called fastorslow.com which does..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yk

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus And yet my ears survived that clip. I’ve been in room when Senator Cash has delivered a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eI

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yimmygee literally cannot stop thinking about the phrasing of this pic.twitter.com/o6sHrPCPu7

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stilgherrian Although this is a good point. twitter.com/jjmacnab/statu…

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stilgherrian IMPORTANT UPDATE. twitter.com/jjmacnab/statu…

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NewtonMark I seem to remember the same being said about The Tea Party, but they faded out and became a laughing stock as soon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iv

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I think I want to say honk.

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kjalee Oh my god, this is amazing. A German cafe is making people wear swimming pool noodles as hats to enforce social dis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…So

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@dobes The composition of the to-camera pieces in these docos is gorgeous. Ping @ApostrophePong. pic.twitter.com/slT547Aar3

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Watching Rich Hall’s “The Dirty South” (2010), with a clean-shave Rich Hall! youtube.com/watch?v=x_G2VO… Ping @dobes.

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@danilic I see what you did there. :)

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@JustJimWillDo I don’t know what “the Dart” means in this context but I know* that’a an arcade in Melbourne.

* Hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kb

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Sees someone retweeting a thread about when and how COVID-19 lockdown should end.

Sees no words in their bio like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NT

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RussianMemesLtd creepin into your heart pic.twitter.com/Ket3p6ijLM

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CatPurry9 This was via someone called Moreno Visini. It was titled “Dying Swan : Confused Pigeon”. 😂😂😂
(click for whole pic) pic.twitter.com/f3WPRDWmrH

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@SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 I haven’t got around to finding a local supplier.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 I am so putting on weight through the Quarantimes.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 I made some some of my signature kangaroo with red curry and lime etc. pic.twitter.com/oqwWECXplh

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@swearyanthony @kels_316 I know not of these rituals. @joshgnosis can you enlighten us?

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@swearyanthony @kels_316 A board member and director of National Press Club, says his own website. timshaw.com.au

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INTERESTING PROJECT from the Carnegie Moscow centre: “Pax Sinica: Decoding Chinese Inroads in Russia and Eurasia”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R6

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@kels_316 That’s the chap. One of Australia’s greatest cultural icons.

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@ChrissieM Oh right, the cops were making a cultural reference… [Rolls eyes]

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron SFG has been poking at cryptocurrency for a while, or at least some of the more “interes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xN

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This guy is the lamest Indiana Jones ever. twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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meakoopa i love that people are mad at Robert Pattinson for using his time preparing to play Bruce Wayne by becoming a beaut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jU

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LiamHammett 🙃 Make sure to rickroll people trying to break into your site pic.twitter.com/4cd80Pr9p9

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NewtonMark The lies are returning to the press conferences. Nature is healing. theguardian.com/commentisfree/… @firstdogonmoon

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Anyway I am not an arms dealer these days.

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@markthomasinfo See also “The Stoner Arms Dealers: How Two American Kids Became Big-Time Weapons Traders”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ma

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@markthomasinfo So yeah, the idea that an actor off Coro became an arms dealer is perfectly reasonable.

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@markthomasinfo Also good is the story of how he got an Indonesian general to admit on video that they’d illegally..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6i

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@markthomasinfo The title of the book comes from the time he was at an arms trade show and some prison restraints w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8q

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May I recommend @markthomasinfo’s book “As Used On the Famous Nelson Mandela” in which, amongst other things, he se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dc

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People are surprised, but becoming an arms dealer is a LOT easier than most people realise… twitter.com/Ned_Donovan/st…

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tifflovesoils When you are 24 and break into a 73 yr old’s house and threaten him and his wife with a knife and didn’t know he wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PF

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@FrKarlSinclair @SteveMolk Goddammit now I’ll have to watch your Mass. :P

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trouteyes BIRDS

Went for a walk
Saw a hawk
Squeezed its nork
Made it squawk

Saw a crow
Flying low
Where did it go?
I don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kp

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patstokes Ok. That’s enough fighting for one week, Twitter. Everyone out of the trenches, swap cigarettes and play soccer (1.5m apart at all times).

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emilycmulligan How’s Tory GetUp going …. oh pic.twitter.com/P9hNAUILCo

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BBCArchive 1932: The BBC’s landmark central London premises, Broadcasting House, officially opened. pic.twitter.com/tQWzEV2oxu

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Remember about 10 years ago when I could, you know, go to Melbourne?

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HEY EVERYONE! Do you remember about 10 years ago — or as we call it now 21 February — when Melbourne lit up its buitwitter.com/i/web/status/1…agSp

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MrTimDunn WHAT is the correct terminology for the various specific parts of a London bus stop?
Well. Andrew Colebourne has ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wW

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@JustJimWillDo @CptHollingworth @Sarah_Alice_X @expectproblems You can’t trust Russian shipyard workers. They probably sold it for vodka.

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@jonkudelka Has Skywhale interfered with you in some way?

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@GreenJ Iron and wine? Is that what housewives used to do on Tuesdays?

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FXMC1957 15 May 1953. Mike Oldfield was born in Reading. His work blends progressive rock with folk, and electronic new-age..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tt

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FXMC1957 15 May 1948. Electronic rock virtuoso Brian Eno was born in Melton, Suffolk. He rose to fame as the keyboard player..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zW

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@Derridian Yeah some of the old bloke clearly aren’t sure about this, but he’s made it possible yo drink to 10pm so hey he’s OK.

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So yeah, 6 O’Clock Closing only ended in South Australia in 1967. No wonder we had to find other ways to let off steam.

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It’s just gone 5pm Friday in eastern Australia, so you should stop work now and pour yourself a well-earned drink. pic.twitter.com/y3AgCCfZAR

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OwenJones84 Who wants to take bets that they’ll be a regular Times columnist in five years pic.twitter.com/FUo3p8XBzv

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OwenJones84 On the one hand, ‘walking disease vectors’ is a viciously grim homophobic slur, but on the other hand, it would mak..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U7

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@aacole42 @dobes @NuclearAnthro And now I’ve found a playlist of all (?) the Rich Hall documentaries. youtube.com/watch?v=x_G2VO…

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lukehgomes “We had a group of students present to one of our food banks on the weekend who hadn’t eaten for a week.” theguardian.com/society/2020/m…

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lukehgomes Weeraphan, who is helping coordinate free meals through Sydney’s Thai restaurants, sent me these photos of internat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…89

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@oliyoung @dobes It was a derelict bank. [Rolls eyes.]

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Well we’re slowly running out of boomers.

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes Either way, it is slightly disconcerting.

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New from @akira100p, one for basketball fans: “AKIRA100% Basketball/ アキラ100% × バスケットボール” youtube.com/watch?v=BJwyCU…

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@Kxyne Yeah I guess that’s how it’s got to be.

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If you mean broadcast TV:
Ray Martin

If you mean an older TV show I watched on the line:
Rich Hall twitter.com/ReptileDisfunc…

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Attention all Parents and Teachers, do not show this to your kids. But feel free to use it for your pointless work..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oz

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems I’ll take your word on that because I don’t click through to The Bad Sites.

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@burgotastic Chancellor is the president of the governing council. Chair of the board, effectively.

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@jeamland However I see that some of your followers simply don’t understand.

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@jeamland I guess I have to, don’t I.

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dekrazee1 As I chat with my friend I chance upon an idea for the times. A Tamagotchi sourdough starter pet!! For the rest of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TK

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johnb78 Just what we’ve always needed, the Auspol Broekn Party 💦 twitter.com/motorcymick/st…

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sarahcpr How to more cases than anybody in the world pic.twitter.com/VA9bPJiQ6i

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pac_watson As I recall the ONE month I worked for you I was told by your lawyers to deny physical therapy to workers so that i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B2

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@m0nty Hmmm. Not sure it would be Telstra in the 1990s, but I don’t suppose it really matters now.

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@expectproblems @CptHollingworth Now your task is to identify the submarine class from that photo.

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@dobes @ashabeeeee You’d have to be bloody careful, that’d got sure. The potential reflection path would have to go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1R

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SICKOFWOLVES WOW ONE MAN HAS A TRILLION DOLLARS

JUST ONE GUY

ONE SINGLE LAYER OF SKIN

ONE AND A HALF GALLONS OF BLOOD

IT ON..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aO

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AndySlater NEW: Casino in Hialeah, Florida tests their updated poker tables. pic.twitter.com/VEQ6XuJZAO

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@m0nty What what? Which press conference was this?

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I don’t care what anyone says, Stuart Robert MP is the sharpest technology project governance official in Cabinet.

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@NewtonMark @davpope @dobes Stuart Robert MP will be right on it.

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Atom_Murray Until recently, @elonmusk’s biggest supporter on twitter was an alt-right youtuber who drank his own piss on video. This speaks volumes.

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Mr @davpope is very good again today, @dobes, and he even crosses over into @NewtonMark areas. pic.twitter.com/1155J96T6a

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tbridge777 @edbott I’m not saying Lindsey Graham would look better on fire. I’m just saying we should test that out and see.

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@RhombusHatesYou I don’t think we have any echidnas here at @bunjaree. At least I’ve never seen evidence of one.

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No echidnas were harmed in the making of this meal.

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This is brilliant, but maybe do it from 1.5m apart with a long stick. twitter.com/engineeringvid…

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ratemyskyperoom Move twigs to your right. My god, is that a fax machine? Raise camera a chest hair. 7/10 @JesseJackmanXXX pic.twitter.com/WyQ3iEJZ0f

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@NewtonMark I imaging that all hell has broken loose on Facebook.

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OzKitsch The last flight of Australia’s last WWII-era Sandringham flying boat, 1974. The planes plied the Lord Howe Island r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…If

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@mmaunder No no no, I’m saying FoS includes recommendationings. I have not recommended FoS because I haven’t really used it yet. :)

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Looking forward to today’s outbreak of brain worms. twitter.com/westconnex/sta…

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Listening to day’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Will coronavirus kill off birthday candles and choirs?” pca.st/yezmo8xy

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Back in black. Cough, cough,” with @PaulBongiorno pca.st/7wjqi3ht

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No sausages were harmed in the making of that TV commercial.

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1.2 Slovenian sausages per echidna. But echidnas don’t eat sausages either. Though I suppose they could tear them o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5j

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But I don’t think platypus eat sausages.

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Hey people administering websites n’shit! @wordfence has created a thing called fastorslow.com which does..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yk

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start with administrivia; examine the comms inbox and the writing backlog and the podcast not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U2

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Fri plan, background: It’s been a tiring week for a whole bunch of reasons, even if not terribly productive, and it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…82

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@stanleyward90 It is important that cockatoos are able to destroy your house.

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strom_m This would definitely make your time in hospital more comforting knowing your bed is a coffin twitter.com/telegraph/stat…

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ciaela Japanese Twitter user shares a solution for curious cats who like to come and bother their remote-working owners. “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fw

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@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @alexdante Ah yes, @jjmacnab always seems to be up to date on this stuff. Thank you.

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Here is today’s Blue Mountains weather. I can’t think of anything else to say. pic.twitter.com/XZGC6JvAHr

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burgotastic We definitely *will* be returning to an office though, because we’ve just renewed the lease for like 6 years pic.twitter.com/EV5dg3G8mw

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I do not have a photograph of the relevant seed pod, but here is a photo from Wikipedia showing the same action bei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0u

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Here is a yellow-tailed black cockatoo from 2012. pic.twitter.com/pbbN4tQGmt

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There’s a pair of yellow-tailed black cockatoos in a tree overhead eating from seed pods. Every few seconds there’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5b

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@aacole42 @dobes @NuclearAnthro Yeah the “mad scientist” trope was definitely a thing, though, and I guess we was l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tm

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Joshbal4 gee thanks @BBCNews pic.twitter.com/iGDqYPEiSA

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I don’t think he’s talking to me. :(

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jonkudelka It’s 3m long and can take your leg off with one bite. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Friday. Draw a circle for each occasion, and decide what to call them all. So many names! Friday.

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