Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 16th, 2020

selfbankt Exclusive. pic.twitter.com/yFcsKQ7oMP

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@_midofo_ @aleeb88 I’m going to bed, being two hours ahead. But Robert Fripp’s “Exposure” should perk up your lazy household.

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@aleeb88 Well it wasn’t a huge mystery. :P

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This is a shame because I’d liked to have watched it, but it’s difficult when every three or four minutes you want to punch the presenter.

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@_midofo_ @aleeb88 Best to leave the TV off and listen to your choice of music.

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MapsCats This just hurts my heart. People are going to die for beer and haircuts and tanning beds. pic.twitter.com/49XxHkf2BL

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@aleeb88 @_midofo_ [Cough] I couldn’t possibly comment.

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No I have to turn that off because A Certain Person is so annoying that I want to start smashing furniture. And I d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…97

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@MichaelSmyth_ We were all young and naive once, Michael.

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SHUT UP YOU STUPID FACILE CUNT.

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sovietvisuals Cheburashka Soviet toy, 1980s pic.twitter.com/YdQVVTvRy7

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Sausage of Death?

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pixelatedboat That guy was lying, there is a rule that says a dog can’t play basketball twitter.com/yahoosports/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I suppose it’s a bit late to join in?

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@_midofo_ Wot? Lol. Noted for later enjoyment. :)

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@R_Chirgwin @sylmobile I have no idea what any of this means.

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Oh is there a Eurovision thing on?

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“Virgin Australia domestic Reward Seat and Any Seat bookings have re-opened for travel from 1 September 2020,” says..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Im

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Well I suppose that’s one way of putting it. twitter.com/Gizmodo/status…

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jxeeno you know things are getting back to normal because patrons of Reddit are complaint about public transport again

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@Scottludlam @SnarkyPlatypus To be fair, that country only “controls” Australia’s defence and foreign policies beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GR

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HartWexford Why? That’s the literal definition twitter.com/oawright1/stat…

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PaulbernalUK “Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.” twitter.com/stevebakerhw/s…

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@JustJimWillDo It’s always the vibe of the thing.

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If you like this podcast, or just find it non-terrible, you can always support it with dollars or your currency of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pP

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm His Plague Diary 9” stilgherrian.com/edict/00105/

Also on Spreaker spreaker.com/user/skankmedi… and Sou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rA

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Recording finished. Mix and posting about to commence.

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Sat plan, updated: The “may poke at some podcast pre-production for tomorrow” part turned into completing the podca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g1

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I still think this is pure magic. twitter.com/PhilippineStar…

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This is definitely a metaphor for something. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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@werriskneebone @SeanBradbery Thanks. :) I need to polish it though. Like a well-formed turd.

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@NewtonMark Thanks, it’ll go into the podcast. Also this. :) twitter.com/nycjim/status/…

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@NewtonMark @garthk @jeamland Talking to the “designer” they asked “Is there a hashtag?”
“No hashtag.”

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I’m leaving this for a while now. I have things to do.

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This is… well, I like it. It’s not the correct answer, bur I really like it. twitter.com/LizDolphinfluf…

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I see where this is going. Bu at the time I was just dumping out a few images rather than trying to connect up the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sd

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I’ll hook in a couple more of these replies, but I think I’ve made my decision — based as much on what I think I mi.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uj1

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@niltiac You’re right, but I also know how atrocious my writing can get when it descends into a scribble to get my thoughts down.

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OK everyone I am going with “complexity” as the word, but improving the line in the next draft. And I’ll consider s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sK

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This is excellent poetic imagery, @niltiac, but I know I wasn’t thinking relationships. :) Very good but. twitter.com/niltiac/status…

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@jodiem Can’t taste it before opening it. :)

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Oh I definitely like this! Maybe another line about honesty should go in before we get to mortality?

Look at how I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mi

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I’m leaning towards “complexity”, but improving the line to something like:

The aftertaste, such complexity! twitter.com/joannejacobs/s…

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Less confident than 15 minutes ago. :) But still moderately confident. The sequence is clearly meant to be sight, s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zn

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We’ve got “peat” in the previous line, so I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure the line ends in -ly or more likely -ty. twitter.com/i386/status/12…

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I’m not sure this would work as far as meaning goes… twitter.com/joannejacobs/s…

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@SeanBradbery Yeah it’s a total shambles and I should be sent back to primary school. :(

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Another person sees “complexity”, and now that I think about it I was indeed tasting complexity. This is good… twitter.com/nephstar/statu…

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It is indeed missing a line. I was wondering why it was suddenly fitting into the tweet!

“Complexity” is a good po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dK

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Still, writing a poem about whisky while drinking whisky that ends up being illegible is on-brand for poetry, whisky, and me. Trifecta!

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Wow this opens up that whole line for reinterpretation! Maybe I should just write a whole new line to go in there. twitter.com/BrianSniffen/s…

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@strikhedonia01 Fun, isn’t it! My handwriting has degenerated so much over the years.

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Sure, it’s either “rhinoplasty” or mastectomy”. Yeah nah. twitter.com/ajblain/status…

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Maybe if I have a whisky it’ll come back to me.

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I started going with the words being “of the <something>” and accepting that I wrote “of teh” but who can say?

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I think the reference to Orbital’s “Belfast” is just the music that was playing at the time. It should be outdented..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ds

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HELP ME READ MY OWN WRITING! What are these words? Think poetically.

The heft of the glass
The glint of the light..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6b

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mondomascots Gansho-kun, a lump of coal with with some derelict buildings as a hat, is the mascot of Gunkanjima, a spooky abando..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5F

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@Kxyne I’ve never read nor seen any of her work, but somehow this doesn’t surprise me.

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tripgore A Priest giving social distance blessings with a squirt pistol and what, I’m assuming, is Holy water. 2020 folks. pic.twitter.com/iDnYs33hs9

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robn 15yo just asked if she could hop onto my Animal Crossing profile to borrow some money so there’s another angle of “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lx

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@oberonsghost @SatPaper He certainly has that level of bitterness and the sense that he personally suffers so much.

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HappySinger But… But her emails? twitter.com/VoteBlueIn2020…

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profsarahj No idea 🤔 twitter.com/drcharania/sta…

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@MatthewBevan It’s more a Greg Hunt thing for me.

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Paul_Karp It’s impossible to be nostalgic for the inferior George St cinema. You’re mourning the loss of your youth, being ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…31

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“Rock band Devo selling energy dome face shields for coronavirus protection” cnet.com/news/rock-band… pic.twitter.com/IPEqsSx1QC

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Cryptobros are trying to explain it all to Ms Rowling. Because of course they are. These people are like slightly d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vj

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@kels_316 The worst that can happen is your vehicle exploding.

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@j2dk @danilic Although, sadly there IS a video glitch coinciding with the word. Watch his lips slowly. And news re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h8

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dannolan By purchasing giphy I guess Facebook siezed the memes of production

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@j2dk @danilic This is all excellent advice, and thanks for the confirmation.

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“How Covid-19 energised conspiracy theorists” by @SquigglyRick thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/media/202…

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SatPaper This week’s cartoon, by @jonkudelkasatpa.pe/cartdbe35

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@danilic If that’s an edit that’s very good. The -ies at the end of countries sounds different from the -ts at the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7Q

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This continues to be an excellent analogy for cryptocurrencies. twitter.com/Theophite/stat…

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Sat plan, an outline: Slow start with fried rice; minor chores; lazy day overall, but I may poke at some podcast pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1w

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ApostrophePong Smile! @ Columbia Heights instagram.com/p/CAOi3V_g-8V/…

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@Davelennonabc @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup That I hadn’t heard, but it seems a reasonable second part to the strategy.

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@paulkidd Yes. In the Aftertimes. Unless I can figure out how to make it essential work travel.,

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@paulkidd OK we stop there because that’s offensive to actual flogs.

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Btw this is a photo of Banchō in Haymarket, which as you might imagine is a Japanese whisky bar. It’s very good…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ma

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clapifyoulikeme Every so often I remember that “helicopter” is not made up of “heli” and “copter” but of “helico” and “pter” and I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L4

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If this flag moves in the wind then it’s proof the Moon landings were fake. twitter.com/bpolitics/stat…

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I might try this. Morrison should try this. twitter.com/firstdogonmoon…

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@johnmcternan I think the problem here, though, is that no one knows who Senator Cash is. @joshgnosis

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davidgerard If you could put two flies crawling up a wall on the blockchain, I bet crypto day traders would bet on fly futures cointelegraph.com/news/forget-bt…

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joshgnosis This is gonna end up as a Tiktok lip sync.

pic.twitter.com/GtobLnwT3z

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@_midofo_ If only more people did. It’s an honesty thing.

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Saturday. A sliver of red is how it starts. Saturday.

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