Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 17th, 2020

@_midofo_ I love his work but he really needs some time outside now.

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MeOwOser I’m not pregna- OH SHIT! pic.twitter.com/5VPNaThE1f

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_midofo_ Crazy fucking druid professor twitter.com/DannyDutch/sta…

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Tim_Coronel all the Russian ladies twitter.com/angelajames/st…

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MurrayLeeA Some outstanding metapragmatic work happening here
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ratemyskyperoom The strawberries aren’t buying the Duarte dictatorial bullshit. 1/10 @attyharryroque pic.twitter.com/0JwrafD5TY

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KyleDodsonFunny hey seniors, if you’re really missing graduation sit in the sun wearing a shower curtain while someone reads from a phonebook for 3 hours

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mrchrisaddison I love this description, in which @Nigella_Lawson essentially pitches for us. We even had @MJMcKean sugge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f1

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reardon_shaun 99.9% of Daniel Andrews’ time at the moment is spent on looking after the health & safety of Victorians.
The other..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fj

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TheCoronas *updated bio*
The Coronas are a 3 piece band from Dublin, Ireland with the most unfortunate name in the world right now…

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SuperCroup I downloaded Nextdoor and it is living up to its promise. pic.twitter.com/V1EVTKhsGn

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tobikyere i was on a panel one time and i said “poetry is theatre” and a guy also on the panel said “or maybe… theatre is p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ph

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, this was a thing. I can definitely remember banana and dessicated coconut as a side dish. But..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GA

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@keith_the_cat That gag really hasn’t aged well, has it. :(

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@JonoH @SnarkyPlatypus Oh right! Well they’re cousins of some description, somehow. I’ve never managed to keep trac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N0

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@SnarkyPlatypus Premier of Victoria! That Dan Andrews?

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@SnarkyPlatypus I am enjoying this more than I thought I would. Light berry flavours, dryer than I’d have guessed…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…On

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@acidic @evcricket Yeah rinse it out under some water, day it for 24 to 48 in rice (and silica gel packets) and it’ll be fine.

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speechleyish A product of both colonisation and trade, no other food encapsulates the history of the Eurasian landmass as well a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YA

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@yabbie5674 @SnarkyPlatypus Accordions and tubas, so they can pretend to be jolly Bavarians for the tourists. They..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U4

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@yarrambat @SnarkyPlatypus OK, this is more than I wanted to know at this point. Still, a spunky Grenache Mataro Sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K4

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I’m going to try this wine from one of my Barossadeutsch relatives, but I’m really not sure about how those tasting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aw

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@NewtonMark That’s make sense. It has you at 1444ft before you’ve crossed the bay. pic.twitter.com/642kFRdJLf

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NewtonMark Taking a 4-ship formation into Sydney Airport was utterly ridiculous, completely unnecessary, a dead-set senseless..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kI

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rohan_p Local church is ready for a drink pic.twitter.com/zDSMGF6SS9

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@NewtonMark I was just about to ask that, or look it up. :) Plenty of room!

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@irisherself @jonoabroad Sure, though hit up @R_Chirgwin or @bunjaree. Tea Tree and Wattle are for couples and opti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zi

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jamesrosscomedy The main moral lesson of chess is that if the pawns turned round and fought their own ruling class it would be checkmate in zero moves.

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This is kinda showing off, @NewtonMark, but I approve. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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@jonoabroad @irisherself Oh yeah, sorry, that photo was just to illustrate the construction technique.

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@jonoabroad @irisherself No I’m still here. I’m in an outbuilding that guests don’t normally see. This is a pic of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QN

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@jonoabroad @irisherself No, this one has the tyre-and-earth construction. The once for the punters — I mean guests.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DM7

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@jonoabroad @irisherself It’s basically a Flintstones house, and we have a framed window into the underlying constr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xQ

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@jonoabroad @irisherself That said, the wall is made of stacked car tyres filled with rammed earth, wrapped in chic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DZ

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@irisherself @jonoabroad Yeah I’m glad it fell along the track, because my bedroom is maybe 5m or 5m the other side..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N3

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@MsLods @SnarkyPlatypus @LexPlans Noted. Is that wine shop meant to be named Bottle Star Galactica?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, I’m so glad we listened to the waiter. Her advice was excellent. And it was only in March. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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For some reason I am now thinking of Xi’an food.

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@irisherself @jonoabroad I was asleep at the time. I grant you, only about 20 metres from this true, but it fell over all on it’s own.

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jennineak 5G caused the black plague in 1346

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big_strongman don’t even have anything to say this is just really fucking funny pic.twitter.com/QTLildQ9qH

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@jonoabroad @irisherself Mate, there were 100km/h wind gusts that night!

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@sylmobile Hah! I’m only doing a quick trip down this week, for a semi-medical thing, but next one yes! It’s been a LONG time!

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@LexPlans @SnarkyPlatypus Noted, and thank you! I’d forgotten you have a Business. I’ve got a few bottles left for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0L

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Now playing: HAZY VISION [ Chillwave - Synthwave - Retrowave Mix ] youtube.com/watch?v=FmZXCq…

The Sheep Tunnel has be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pn

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sylmobile I cannot believe the number of people messaging me to meet up for lunch, dinner, drinks… Hell yeah, we’re getting a second spike, people.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @LexPlans [Nods] I’ll see what I can find. Often ordering a case or half-case direct from the winer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8d

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Wait, what? I am not up to speed on IL-CN relations. Is there a back-story here? twitter.com/AmichaiStein1/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @LexPlans I too have heard (but not yet tried) that they’re pushing out some good pinot noir. Not a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zB

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@irisherself It’s most of a tree. The stupid thing fell over so it only has itself to blame.

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One significant thing that happened this week was last night’s podcast. I think it is less terrible than some other..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W2

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 520: The full-week 50-metre challenge” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/52… Contains the usual links..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yC

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hexadecim8 Imagine deadass believing this. pic.twitter.com/71UErJDDfC

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Has Karl been brought up to speed yet?

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @DoctorKarl @dobes @jpwarren But he is certainly not a “sweet, innocent, delicate flower” lol.

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@NewtonMark @Jason_MI5 @YouTube I love how the chase car driver looks exactly like what you’d expect a chase car driver to look like.

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I don’t know how Thailand has been so lucky with COVID-19, and I really hope their luck continues.

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If you don’t know Bangkok, you don’t know how important this is

(Also, these malls use more electricity for aircon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XG

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aedison People think Bitcoin is complicated, but the concept behind it is actually really simple: what if a pump-and-dump scam was also an MLM scam?

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Now playing: Stomp! (Future Funk - Vaporwave - Electronic Mix) youtube.com/watch?v=y7YqU-… pic.twitter.com/1eBJTE31GZ

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ashleyfeinberg That’s right pic.twitter.com/aUdFDsbp7s

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MarkOosterveen The Times use a photo of black men in an article about cocaine use, implying that drill music is to blame, and IN T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wX

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I’m going to return to my previous habit of thanking people for their “useful” political replies, or offering them biscuits or a cuddle.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well they’re succeeding. :) Ms Bishop got out at the right time.

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@unixbigot Oh that’s rather good too, yes.

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@joebagnara Thank you for your deep and comprehensive contribution to the discussion. Your family must be very proud of you.

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@43a6f0ce5dac4ea @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah I don’t think the world needs any more of this cartoon-level “analysis” of in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Om

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Canberra to call Beijing’s bluff over economic boycott threat” (28 Apr) so that turned out well lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1f

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m quite liking that the Chinese trade minister is just ignoring him.

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Some people think this is what most tofu tastes like. twitter.com/alexkidman/sta…

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@justanotheramy In their defence, Mars Bar had a, er, relaxed attitude to ages checks.

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“Pentagon reluctantly comments on hypersonic weapons after Trump brags about new ‘super duper missile’” independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

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@justanotheramy A quick check (I’ve been doing other things in between) would suggest the law was relaxed in SA to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k5

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wolfcat The are more mature than this and they are only approaching 9 pic.twitter.com/jeIRzt6Y6L

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@NewtonMark @raaahbin @SydneyAirport Ah right, ta! And then depart J via A and take-off on 16R, I guess?

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@NewtonMark @raaahbin @SydneyAirport I had guessed re the transponders. :) Thanks.

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@dobes Would you prefer it is my podcast contained simulated Nazis?

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@justanotheramy I would have to checks the dates of various licensing law changes. Stand by.

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@NewtonMark @raaahbin @SydneyAirport I would figure this out for myself but SOL seems to have turned off its transponder?

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@NewtonMark @raaahbin @SydneyAirport [Looks at map.] I am confused. You were landing on 16R, touched down at F, ro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9L

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Well we’ve got the right PM for the job then… Hahahahahatwitter.com/SatPaper/statu…ao

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speechleyish Finally figured out what the Dandrews pressers reminded me of pic.twitter.com/zNRTt8vq9w

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@speechleyish I think it’s been written out to be a speech, but not reformatted to normal human writing before being released.

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@glengyron Yeah, @glengyron @paulkidd, @SnarkyPlatypus doesn’t know how much Australian culture he’s missed out on.

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@Angrybudgie I also believe this. I also know of a cafe in Unley that had both an Irish Coffee (with whisky as you’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hF

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@paulkidd I don’t have many memories, to be sure.

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@paulkidd Some other people have also hinted that this sort of thing happened, so I guess it’s at least a possibility.

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@paulkidd Oh no I think I just remembered drinking with Molly at Patchs.

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@paulkidd Ah, such magic times! Not like the free-for-all filth and immorality that pervades society today.

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Sun plan, updated: I really can’t be arsed doing the shopping today because I suspect people will be arsehats, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9e

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@mark_r_asser Yep, JUST enough of a variety of “food” to pass the test of being a “meal”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Rousing speeches aren’t so much a thing any more.

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@paulwallbank There’s always a way to make alcohol possible.

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@paulwallbank I remember how SA brought in Sunday trading. The legislation was introduced, and the wowsers limited..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R6

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You just had to make it clear that when people entered the “restaurant” they were buying a voucher for the buffet,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3F

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The “nightclub” Mars Bar in Adelaide is a good example, but this was everywhere. First, you got a late-night “resta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Db

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This rule in Victoria, like the one in NSW, that says pubs can be open for meals, and you can have a drink with you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1p

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DanielAndrewsMP Statement from the Premier: pic.twitter.com/JWHczlUiVM

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@SnarkyPlatypus And if you want it really fixed, call in the consulting firms!

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think KPMG fixed all this the other day, remember?

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What the fuck is wrong with that drongo?

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That’s the best way, yes Mr President. Hope you’re having a lovely Saturday night. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@NuclearAnthro Mate, if you can’t make a shitty nuclear weapon in your own back yard using horribly dangerous mater..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jf

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@GreenJ Although I suppose the plural would be Dorothies Bush.

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@NewtonMark @SydneyAirport Hahahaha how much of the runway did you need to use?

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@GreenJ Awww… They’re friends of Daphne. :)

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JeremyTiang the “crispy rendang” Masterchef contestant has a cookbook out and her title is 🔥, this is the level of petty I aspi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mf

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@Sheeds_au No, work on that, because you could make a Mexican-sounding dance out of it.

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@johncarneyau NP, the story of “cellar door” is quite cute I think.

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Yes, Ursula K. Le Guin knew, and did that deliberately.

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Also, “Selidor is an island in the West Reach and the westernmost island of Earthsea. It is only inhabited by drago..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4n

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I have seen two new words today, “covidivorce” and “coronadivorce”, for divorces triggered by incompatible couples..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dz

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hjarche “I don’t have the time or money to deal with a breathing Dunning-Kruger graph.” twitter.com/BoringPostcard…

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ashoswai New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern was turned away by a cafe because it had reportedly reached its full capacity due to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m6

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@dobes @rohan_p This is excellent work. All hail Eris! I’m also enjoying the people passing it on earnestly who cle..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ak

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TheOnion Aunt On Facebook Casually Advocates War Crime bit.ly/2WytOIs pic.twitter.com/19MRGHdj9Z

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TroveAustralia Today’s the International Day against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia, but any day is a good day to browse our..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3H

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joshgnosis Cursed image pic.twitter.com/OZjmL3hFLt

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@stufromoz Not that many, really, once everything else was added.

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JoshBBornstein Just remember. Adam Creighton gets paid a salary of hundreds of thousands of dollars to write about economics by a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bp

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The three stages of Tom Yum Fried Rice, @SnarkyPlatypus. Kinda. pic.twitter.com/bYKKtTWmLO

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@dobes @rohan_p @SnarkyPlatypus If you cross Jeremy Corbyn with Piers Morgan you get Piers Corbyn.

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gilbertjasono GOVERNOR: I’m afraid you won’t be able to go to Applebee’s for perhaps 2 months

CONSERVATIVE GUY: Okay I’ve got ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1x

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jonkudelka 2020: a pome twitter.com/AlanBaxter/sta…

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Sun plan, draft: Lazy morning; walk to the lake if it remains fine, which it probably will; shopping, Katoomba; con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sq

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JoshuaPotash Damn. The Prime Minister of Belgium visited a hospital, and was greeted like this 👇🏻 pic.twitter.com/mKHFtRLRdX

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HEY PLANET EARTH! Where is this on your bingo card? twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark Ay yeh, the moving islands that pitch up and down and such, as opposed to proper land that stays put.

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TheOnion Trump Accuses New York Of Padding State’s Mortality Rate By Including African American Deaths..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gi

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It looks like a lovely Blue Mountains day for this week’s shopping expedition. pic.twitter.com/xyJJqP4BRg

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TheOnion Undaunted Texas Waffle House Waitress Has Been Expecting To Die There Every Day For The Past 20 Years Anyway..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tI

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stilgherrian If you like this podcast, or just find it non-terrible, you can always support it with dollars or your currency of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pP

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stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm His Plague Diary 9” stilgherrian.com/edict/00105/

Also on Spreaker spreaker.com/user/skankmedi… and Sou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rA

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Sunday. It will expand until it changes colour. Sunday.

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