Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 18th, 2020

BlowyPoem Fellas, is it gay to be part of a solar system twitter.com/oohdope/status…

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taliaualiitia Oh Tasmania, please never change pic.twitter.com/UN8Wlmm8AO

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WilliamYang120 Breaking - After consultation with like-minded countries, has decided not to have the to vote on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xF

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@SuperCroup I won’t stop you, but I will recommend against it.

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@SuperCroup Which is why “Cats” is the greatest film of all time!

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dominickelly_ Huge scoop in The Australian today. Strong candidate for a News Award. pic.twitter.com/8I6Xfc0CNU

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This is very very good, and I recommend watching it ready to pause to get the in-jokes. @dobes @jpwarren..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…04

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“South Korean football team apologises for using sex dolls to fill stands” theguardian.com/world/2020/may…

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@ChrissieM @ApostrophePong @CosmicRami I think it’s still there. I’ll check on Thursday.

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@paulkidd I would stay a lot further away from a cassowary.

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@upulie [Nods] It has served you well, but all things must end.

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Yep, @ApostrophePong and I used to say that Sydney looks its very best in May. @CosmicRami twitter.com/CosmicRami/sta…

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jommy_tee Here’s Jim Reed (ex Crosby Textor) jumping aboard the Nev Power Covid19 Commission’s gravy train.

$541,750 ……twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4U

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OzKitsch In his 1988 autobiography, Max Bygraves takes offence at Andrew Denton pic.twitter.com/ygAPJ4WwXK

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raiin_song thread of this specific and very funny sense of humor: pic.twitter.com/j7NFGkAgoC

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@voltagex The base of that robot looks pretty solid, so I think a creative strategy is called for.

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shauncrowe Feeling disoriented by this picture of young HG Nelson. pic.twitter.com/A0bN5rEMlW

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@expectproblems @JustJimWillDo On the otter hand, I thought it was quite good.

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Mon plan, a belated clarification: A plodding day trying to be inspired about writing (in progress); 1830 John Mart..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hs

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “42 days of infection? When coronavirus won’t go away” pca.st/ftzzzc5r

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Sorry for the missing apostrophe.

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Thing is, and I’ve been waiting to say this for years, really theres notalotta otters. [Bows.]

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The argument here is that otters shouldn’t be allowed in Singapore because otters aren’t “natural” in an urban envi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E7

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adamlmorton So close we actually had one pic.twitter.com/nU0YxcCKdz

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Finally listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “The push to expand ASIO’s powers” pca.st/3rqvojzn

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@paulkidd I think this thread and its branches will turn into quite the sketch for my next podcast.

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@PointZeroOne The e-Safety Commissioner, apparently.

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Here’s another series of separation measures, this time from @NatlParkService. A picnic table plus an information w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fr

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I’ve never seen a dash do so much work… pic.twitter.com/6IhZ7PWDmr

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@apnicdg Where do you start losing the thread?

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KeezyBees Do economists not know how much things cost pic.twitter.com/dMdSoaL3tA

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@brittneyrigby @Mumbrellanews Hah! Excellent news! (And yes, sadly I know all about breaking news. A damn shame 10 Daily is going.)

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@upulie Hmmm… I think you’ll just have to cope.

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“Or if you must,” that was meant to be. I was so angry with you I couldn’t even type properly!

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@upulie If you’re OK with bits of you moving you could just pick up nearby objects and put them down again.

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Worst bit of this story? “The site’s senior reporter Josh Butler took to Twitter to announce the news”. That goddam..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jN

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“10 Daily to close this Friday” mumbrella.com.au/10-daily-to-cl…

“Ten’s online news and short video site, 10 Daily, will cl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wT

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Also, @SnarkyPlatypus will love* the economics outlined in this. twitter.com/swearyanthony/…

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@MichaelH_PhD @swearyanthony @dobes @johnb78 This is truly excellent. Thanks for the heads-up, Anthony.

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kittynouveau imagine not having any real problems pic.twitter.com/7esP9TioM4

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@CaseyBriggs It doesn’t have to have a ring to it.

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I guess it’s good that we’re all parroting the “COVID-safe” branding? (No, it is not good.) twitter.com/GladysB/status…

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GladysB We’ve released our COVID-safe transport plan:
👉 Avoiding peak travel
👉 Apps to give real time info on availability..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TW

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HartWexford Oh well, if famously normal good people Michelle Bridges and Jackie O say so, I can’t see why we shouldn’t accept t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kk

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@jeamland This is definitely true. I just checked. @dobes and @SnarkyPlatypus and all the right people will agree.

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Not good decisions, mind you, just quick ones. twitter.com/AWG_1/status/1…

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mattjay This website is still free pic.twitter.com/UUUHgX3KO1

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@snipeyhead Wow, that really is an abundance of cushions! (Thank you.)

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There really is quite a lot going on here… twitter.com/VulpesOkamis/s…

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VulpesOkamis Peak Twitter is seeing someone “pronouns in bio” the DIRECTOR OF THE MATRIX for a response about the red pill pic.twitter.com/YDUW6QQepC

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HartWexford You don’t have to put many Australian songs on a playlist before Spotify starts insisting you need The Horses.

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edbott The word “although” is doing a helluva lot of work here. twitter.com/jswatz/status/…

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@Serrels It’s important to start the day with a healthy breakfast, yes.

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@speechleyish @FoodbankVic It was probably your banh mi feels. That’s my guess.

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thetowncrier Was high-quality journalism not a business goal until now …? pic.twitter.com/34Q62YXoHy

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“An abundance of cushions.” Now I’m just waiting for an opportunity to use that phrase.

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@stufromoz Yep, we’re across this magic. It’s sweet.

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I know we know this and I know nothing will happen — again — but the character and quality of a leader are reflectetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…iTte

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GrogsGamut This is normally when flu-season really takes off
info.flutracking.net pic.twitter.com/45WJZJTD4O

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I’m Monday, so I’m starting with @theharryshearer’s “Le Show”, and I’ll figure out the rest after that. pca.st/nprhxc7b

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@rjsalts @thegrugq @riskybusiness I just KNOW some arsehat will now want to tracer-t-splain a shell to me…

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joshgnosis “I didn’t think that the comedy show about a Nazi prisoner of war camp could be connected to the Nazis.” pic.twitter.com/n7E2OYmI7S

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@thegrugq @riskybusiness I learned so much from that video! Thank you.

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Ragnell You want hauntings?

Because this is how you get hauntings. twitter.com/AventuraObscur…

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@Gtrain62 @NewtonMark @dobes I see what you did there. :) But are these folks Tories? (Do I even want to know that?)

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karaonline I cannot believe it’s taken this long to commission a show about shark daddy bondage. pic.twitter.com/Ua6bPVZhI0

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Pinboard The new COVID EPI is the perfect guitar for the amateur epidemiologist pic.twitter.com/tcDrVwXRBQ

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NewtonMark I am a FREE.
I am not MAN.
A NUMBER.
@stilgherrian @dobes pic.twitter.com/JDP4ihzUQX

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I’ll have to re-do this thread because it’s branched in a couple of places and is getting confusing. However, it se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QI

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@voltagex Thank you. Adding it to the list now…

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I just need to make sure @thegrugq and @riskybusiness have seen this. twitter.com/FrankMcG/statu…

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psirides Every time someone tweets this photo an infection control nurse dies a little pic.twitter.com/7bcHZMXhHC

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@bigjsl You can thank @jeremysear for that. :) I’d somehow missed this glorious group of brain geniuses.

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Apart from today, further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, preface: I am starting slowly this morning. I know this is not a new thing, but I just thought it needed to be said.

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Monday. Choose your vegetables carefully. Monday.

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