Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 20th, 2020

stilgherrian Or, another way of putting this story, some bloke flogging the “incredible technology” of a perfectly normal infrar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pd

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@RichardTuffin @PeterDutton_MP Calm down. It’s just a puff piece about some bloke flogging cameras trying to whip u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EE

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paulinbangkok44 this has been thought about pic.twitter.com/pbfJg0FrT0

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EricShethar imagine being queer and simply not wanting to sit through literal hours of reality tv bullshit for a single lipsynch pic.twitter.com/c2gnwg0Bfg

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@GreenJ @LNLonRN @RadioNational I’m so glad you’ve discovered the alphabet.

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@aggerchez A thousand percent no no no no no no no no no.

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PeterMurtagh Letter of the day! pic.twitter.com/X9DjqQb7vn

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@SnarkyPlatypus Uhuh. That said, another good episode I thought. It’s tough doing sketch comedy on tight timelines.

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@Ant_Br0 @joshgnosis Indeed. We are already way down these analyses and it’s not good.

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@SuperCroup I’ll get my people to pencil it in.

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HAHAHAHAHA I FEEL SO SEEN.

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@TheNehad ABC has been running it. Dunno how much is still on iView.

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@ABCTV Gotta love the opening line “Hello, unfortunately I’m still Ray Martin.”

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I suppose I should watch “Killing Eve” at some point because people say I’d enjoy it. But they said the same thing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eM

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Bracing myself to watch “At Home Alone Together with Ray Martin” in @ABCTV, in just a few minutes.

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DeanNicolle1 Chambers Gorge, Northern Flinders Ranges, SA.

Almost all the river red gums along the creeks here have died over..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VB

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@DavidFeng Oh yes, today all of us down here are kangaroo dogs. I think it’s hilarious.

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@DavidFeng Also, as a gay man can I just say that the tag “doggy dad” is confusing.

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@DavidFeng Yeah I dunno that a Chinese bloke should be tweeting a terrified pangolin.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @manindotblack @Rhys_Needham Yes it may come as a shock, Mr Platypus, but not all of us speak Malay.

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thehill Leaked Pentagon memo warns of “globally-persistent” coronavirus pandemic until summer 2021: report..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vK

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@techoglot [Nods] I understand. Conversely, I feel more comfortable in the inner parts of the city than here in the scrub. Each, own, etc.

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@techoglot I quite like Sydney. I’d been home or near-home since 1995. But yes.

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Oh that’s right I have to go to Sydney tomorrow.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @manindotblack I am becoming increasingly fascinated by the experiences of Chinese natives visiting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z2

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@SnarkyPlatypus @manindotblack Altrernatively, “American chop suey is an American pasta casserole made with ground..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UR

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@SnarkyPlatypus @manindotblack “Anthropologist E. N. Anderson, a scholar of Chinese food, traces the dish to tsap s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oD

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@garthk Given that Melbourne was richer than New York in that period (Gold Rush) and attracting tourists like Mark..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gl

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New from @akira100p, who seriously needs some time outside. “AKIRA100% 『Stretch pole』アキラ100% × ストレッチポール”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xz

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@chrisrauchle I’m not so supportive of the OMFG CHINA in this. They just make good cameras.

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@vonneudeck @PatrickBeuth That is the most tragic story I’ve heard all year. :)

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 I am familiar with the megamall phenomenon, of course, Understandable. But that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oH

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@dobes Nice wombat! Mr Rowe doesn’t look at all this haunted though. pic.twitter.com/rXVvVACFFJ

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DeanNicolle1 The ‘Giant Gum’ at Orroroo in SA - May 2020. Now this is what a healthy river red gum should look like!

There are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o8

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus I was thinking the rice bowls and little plates that go with them, but yes. pic.twitter.com/y6JJj56Mpa

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@staticsan @SnarkyPlatypus Check the original article. It’s fascinating. :)

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@staticsan @SnarkyPlatypus I’m not sure how that’s connected…

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@charliex64 Yeah this is the thing. I am so conflicted.

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“Of Course the U.S. Military Has A White Supremacy Problem. It’s Baked In” warontherocks.com/2020/05/of-cou…

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“For Decades, New York’s Chinatown Duped ‘Slum Tourists’ With Faked Danger and Depravity” atlasobscura.com/articles/slumm…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gA

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“Sex in the time of the Black Death: ‘They rushed headlong into lust’” (20 Apr) inews.co.uk/opinion/commen…

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jamesrbuk “It’s right by the tube station”:

North London: “It is at most a 90 second walk from the tube station. You can see..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ss

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@caseyjohnellis I am immune to this kind of pressure. I am not a chicken.

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus There must be some rule about Chinese restaurants using those chairs.

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@caseyjohnellis I AM SORRY CASEY I RETRACT MY COMMENT.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo That site is a great starting-point for going down immigration rabbit-holes. He soun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uX

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I don’t know how to feel about this lawsuit, because both parties are cunts. twitter.com/iblametom/stat…

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iblametom Huh, Erik Prince is suing @theinterceptpic.twitter.com/E2x6z5VkqJ

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Or, another way of putting this story, some bloke flogging the “incredible technology” of a perfectly normal infrar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pd

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smh Exclusive: Australia’s large undocumented labour force is at major risk of catching COVID-19, a new report warns smh.com.au/national/amnes…

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@biggav No, the word you’re looking for is “clichéd” or possibly “unimaginative”. :)

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@rohan_p It’s true, though, a PowerPoint presentation with narration is the ultimate form of human communication.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @TheNehad I caught all that, yes Nehad, and I thought “Good!”

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@Davelennonabc @joshgnosis Josh is already well a member of that club. :)

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@TheNehad Gawd. George Street Cinemas. Bulldoze the place and replace it with an RSL or something.

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jonkudelka Virus infested NSW troops storm the Tweed.

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GordyPls The privacy settings were there first, it doesn’t “appear” you credulous dork. twitter.com/9NewsSyd/statu…

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joshgnosis Not only did they rip off my story, they got it wrong. twitter.com/9NewsSyd/statu…

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus I see where she’s going with the capsicum, but yes that can be left out, particular if..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jY

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alliecoyne Hm yes, it’s definitely the fault of the privacy settings that already existed before the app twitter.com/9NewsSyd/statu…

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semibogan If it’s unfixable, how does the patch work… twitter.com/itnews_au/stat…

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@EndRoadwork @SnarkyPlatypus Sad about the kidney stones. :( Oh well, you can always freeze the lime juice in an ice cube tray for ‘ron.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo Yes, well, it’s 170 years of tradition now.

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ContingencyFee –—ATTENTION–—

If you or a loved one has been refused entry to a private business for not wearing a mask and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xa

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus I missed this. Can you link back please?(Also, not all English chefs are terrible all of the time.)

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Kimota Oh, it’s our iPhones that are to blame for working the way they’re supposed to? This is just gaslighting us now, is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vG

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@EndRoadwork @SnarkyPlatypus Another regular is my kangaroo Thai chilli basil (not much chilli in this one), and th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1u

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@SnarkyPlatypus [Adds tamarind extract tomorrow’s Thaitown shopping list.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Aroi maak! Next time: More peanuts, a little more of the curry paste, a little less water, and actu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jb

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@SnarkyPlatypus Breakfast of champions! (Although that kangaroo masaman curry this morning was more than acceptable..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pi

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@dawnstarau @dfat Personally I wonder what we know about who’s doing it. And by “we” I mean our spooks and such.

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@arizclint I quite like our spiders up here. As long as the house spiders stay on the other side of that window, an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jo

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@Strangelady11 Hah! I wasn’t aware of this name for this trope! Thank you.

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“Singapore sentences man to death via Zoom call” theguardian.com/world/2020/may…

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US-CERT has a backgrounder “Guidance on the North Korean Cyber Threat” last updated 30 Apr. us-cert.gov/ncas/alerts/aa…

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Today @dfat did another call-out against “Unacceptable malicious cyber activity” against medical etc facilities…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lT

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@JustJimWillDo No, more that the airlines would’ve stopped buying them so the wholesalers need to shift ‘em somehow.

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@JustJimWillDo I’m guessing these are airline booze stocks being shifted.

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rycrozier Toll Group may have lost over 200GB of data in Nefilim ransomware attack. Attackers have also started posting the f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M4

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GreenJ hadn’t thought of this for ages, but a small reminder of the sort of quality work @dailytelegraph can produce when..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fK

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@DDsD I couldn’t say. But overall Crikey was more amenable to my recommendations to take illicit drugs than ZDNet.

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johnwilander Twitter’s privacy policy updated, including this:
“To help us understand if these ads are effective, we share devic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VY

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@Rashas_Mo I bet you say that to all the boys. No, wait. Girls.

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MarquisO 5G got my cousin pregnant. Wake up sheeple

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punchhappiness Shoutout to the triple j newsreader who just pronounced colonel “cologne-all”

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@JustJimWillDo That’s from 2017. I know about that cyber.

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@dawnstarau I won’t have a drink just yet.

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Goddammit now I’ll have to cyber check some cyber facts.

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My cyber research is sending me down a cyber rabbit-hole. I may be some cyber time.

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@paulwiggins From now on it’ll be made from real babies.

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Napalm Riverview. It’s the only way to be sure.

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joshgnosis Peak Rose Bay pic.twitter.com/87hAmXBpbr

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greenfield64 Next dinner, be sure to invite the CEO of the International House of Pancakes. twitter.com/Bencjacobs/sta…

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andy_park The ABC understands a day student at St Ignatius College Riverview in Sydney has tested positive for COVID-19. Via @conorduffynews

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@dannolan [Nods] You can make good money as an astrologer if you know what you’re doing.

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“Scurlock, a former candidate for mayor in New Orleans and heir to an inflatable bounce house fortune, was arrested..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fj

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@dannolan The word is “astrologer”, Dan.

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RichardBarrow Thailand is looking at high spenders to visit designated areas under a quota. These tourists can visit selected des..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0V

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RichardBarrow Thailand plans to rebrand tourism in the post-coronavirus era to “Amazing Trusted Thailand”, aimed at selective mar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0N

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jetztgibtshaue Well no, they’re a thing from half a century ago.

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@cameronwilson Isn’t it just IMAP, so you connect with any old email client?

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UjuAnya The image this woman chose to illustrate her oppression is Anastácia, an enslaved African in 1700s Brazil. Her mist..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ik

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OzKitsch COVIDSafe app, 1919 pic.twitter.com/j6avaniyMI

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JElvisWeinstein I had some spare time so I wrote this Coronavirus Rap. pic.twitter.com/iTS5sczyor

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My late mother had the locked-in-fridge fear. Also, that people wearing long skirts or over-long trousers would be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fJ

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At least the panel isn’t quite as white middle-class as it used to be. adstandards.com.au/people pic.twitter.com/EEOyItVZp0

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Obviously the decision was made by a panel of people spouting their feelpinions. pic.twitter.com/Z873LJTYKD

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@arizclint Clint, I don’t think that’s how it works.

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For some reason Australia is obsessed with the possibility of children locking each other in fridges. Few other act..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eu

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nickschadegg well shit pic.twitter.com/UPUkGoVqEt

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron There are some peanuts but they sank. :) The recipe didn’t seem to have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ie

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Kangaroo Masaman Curry! Ping @ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron.

(I know it is often spelt “massaman” but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9J

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Yep that’s done it. Now I just need to wait until it’s fully cooked.

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@max_au This is true, and it needs to be fixed.

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Good thinking. This will also address the relatively small load of curry paste that I started with. I translated “t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7P

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Listening to the latest @lawfarepodcast, “Firing Inspectors General” pca.st/ixpqmttv

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@LapTop006 Indeed. It’s a kind of magic.

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I don’t have any tamarind extract, but I think I can cope. I can substitute with lime juice and weep a little.

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@jplonie I have one that was prepared earlier.

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Dear PR People: There is no such thing as an “on-demand webinar”. That’s just a video.

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Well it’s the right colour I guess. I think I’ll have to reduce it quite a bit. The recipe also includes sugar so I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uT

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dobes The ABC gets it pic.twitter.com/MfXyg2uO0O

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@Margarita890 @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron I have never needed a cooked potato within 4 minutes.

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@Geordie__Wilson @TimWattsMP It’s so easy to go with “something I know”, eh? :)

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@Margarita890 @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Why insert potatoes? Or why does this device even exist?

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@Jay_Watt I don’t want to do photos today, but if you scroll through this you’ll see plenty of previous meals. twitter.com/search?q=kanga…

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I’m going to make some kangaroo masaman curry, but first I need to cook some rice.

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Listening to the latest @WarOnTheRocks “Bombshell” podcast, “I’m On A Boat” pca.st/10e6m0gg

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@NuclearAnthro I suppose it’s better than TOTALDEATH/WORLDENDS.

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@geoffreycates @TimWattsMP @Geordie__Wilson That’s not the laziest criticism of a politician, but it comes close. Sigh.

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “The race for a coronavirus vaccine may have a frontrunner” pca.st/uff0yje7

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KropotkinPetyr If you were to go back in time to the late 90s and early 2000s, and tell a hack comedy writer that one of the main..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5C

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@TimWattsMP @Geordie__Wilson I have undone the retweets pending further clarity, thank you.

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Back on the tinnies” pca.st/z9pzha9n It’s about the NT’s restriction lift.

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GreenJ who knew it could talk!!! twitter.com/BBCNews/status…

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JamColley Australian breakfast television as normal as ever today. pic.twitter.com/Xs423wqAfY

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ZachWahls 90,000 deaths is the equivalent of a 737 airplane crash every single day for 14 months. twitter.com/amandalitman/s…

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jeamland Christ, what’s he buying from them? Internet access? twitter.com/Geordie__Wilso…

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RyanSheales I’m informed this was a pool (or shared) shot, used by a couple of different networks. No less wonderful.

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RyanSheales Top reenactment on @abcmelbourne TV News tonight.

Man “fends” off would-be burglars with his guitar. 🎸

Fantastic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3M

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Wed plan, draft: Slow start, as you can see; write for @zdnetaustralia; consider what to write after that; quiet ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AW

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It’s a drab day ahead in the Blue Mountains, but not too drab. pic.twitter.com/oGCyooL75J

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Wednesday. Change all your messages to happier ones. Colour them yellow. Wednesday.

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