Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 22nd, 2020

World’s worst Joy Division cover band. twitter.com/bencasselman/s…

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@lindsayevans It’ll do that, yes. So maybe go with Joan Quollins?

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Gosh. “Charlie Brooker’s Antiviral Wipe 2020” Attn: @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus youtube.com/watch?v=AketCn…

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@aDB I’d just hit some newspaper archives and pull out local sports results, regional elections, launches of random consumer products… :)

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@NewtonMark @jpwarren @dobes Also, there are no trees near HV power lines as pictured.

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@lindsayevans @purserj I mean… Well… All best for Collins, but if you have to explain the gag…

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@aDB I am now so tempted to do a range of t-shirts for “Ever since” some random thing that happened a few years ago.

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@NewtonMark @jpwarren @dobes In Oregon, but I think that’s a real place.

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IMPORTANT THREAD ON HOW COWS CAN FUCK UP FIBRE INTERNET. @NewtonMark @jpwarren @dobes twitter.com/uhoelzle/statu…

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Pitch: “COVID-19 and the renewal of modernist architecture.”

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The people who have ventilators shoved down their throats because they’re choking on their own lung fluids apprecia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ek

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realCarrickRyan “They had to draw the line somewhere.”
They drew the line at $130b.
If they now move the line;
It was never about t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…35

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JChengWSJ The massive NO NEED TO BE AFRAID towering over the city is a nice touch twitter.com/xinwenxiaojie/…

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lyzl My daughter did an impression of me the other day. She put on my sweater and yelled, “If you’re bored empty the dis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5y

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julianborger Trump on hydroxychloroquine, April 4: “What do you have to lose? Take it.”

The Lancet: twitter.com/EricTopol/stat…

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@Ng88Mr Yeah nah, not for much of the day. But there may be sunny bits, you never know.

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@stufromoz @oberonsghost @jplonie @purserj Let’s come back to the core question. This is the big quoll who stays at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wr

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Well this thing coming up from the south looks promising..pic.twitter.com/smlhCnYXMkMk

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@WarWraith @jplonie Hahaha. Twitter hasn’t been around that long.

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@boynxdor @purserj Heh. That’s why only the little quoll goes on adventures.

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@oberonsghost @jplonie @purserj Can quolls climb ladders? But Quolly Meldrum does fit the style of the gag.

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@jplonie @oberonsghost @purserj Well that’s a whole another kind of adventure!

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@boynxdor @purserj Also excellent, and yes I haven’t fixed a gender yet.

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@jplonie @purserj I love the name, but is this a Quollene Brown though? pic.twitter.com/zp5f9Y4wLf

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@techoglot @purserj Hahahahaha that’s cruel. Adventures are a thing though.

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@purserj I like it but it’s a hell of a mouthful.

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@purserj Someone more relevant to Australia though.

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@purserj Alas I can’t stand that character. If the little quoll is for adventures then that has to be part of it. M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bk

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@justanotheramy @Birdman196007 @TomMcIlroy Gawd. There are plenty of free news sources. And as I said libraries pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mo

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@timpoliti Oh that. Yeah. (I am not a huge fan of those movies.) I’ve just put on the heater and a wooly thing.

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jilliancyork *snickers* twitter.com/MarkJohnstonLD…

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brianstelter Friday’s @baltimoresun front page: “Waiting for testing.” Huge line of cars at a drive-through testing site in Timo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FE

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There was a brief moment today when the apparent temperature was above 0C. pic.twitter.com/LdYNPtYGPW

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@purserj We need to seek how long that tie is.

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@Birdman196007 @justanotheramy @TomMcIlroy Which parts of “log in” are you having trouble with? Pretty much every l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3O

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ProfFeynman Schrödinger’s dumpster: pic.twitter.com/a9ZANa7HUy

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GlitchyFur this is the greatest thing ive seen all day pic.twitter.com/f4wSSPFHoG

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@Helodare @jonoabroad @paulwiggins OK. You’re crazy. :)

(That said, yes, there’s some fishiness here, even if busi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dx

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“Clive Palmer threatens High Court challenge to WA coronavirus border closure after being denied entry” abc.net.au/news/2020-05-2…

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simongerman600 As far as before and after pics go this one at the Berlin Wall takes the cake! Source: buff.ly/3cvl4bz pic.twitter.com/5jkT83DA6l

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WhoresofYore In 1791, Thomas Thurlow (1737-1791), the Bishop of Durham, died of bowel cancer and donated his rectum to the famou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aA

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@JonoH It’s just a commercial beef stock. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s… It’s 2% Asian!

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@LapTop006 Why? He’s never gonna give you duck!

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@LapTop006 I gather, therefore, that it ducks you up?

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@RhombusHatesYou @SBSOnDemand You should use the internet to find people who have already written a synopsis.

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This is a great movie and it’s on @SBSOnDemand and you should watch it. twitter.com/prleeds/status…

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@LapTop006 It’s amazing what you can do riffing of commercial preparations.

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botandy we found the mutations amusing at first pic.twitter.com/Vc2Fj27uDU

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@juhasaarinen The police up here are a bit slack.

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@GingerGorman @jonkudelka Ginger, that is very cruel. Jon has done ONE better than this.

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And now I wait for the broekens to claim I’m an “LNP apologist”. Fuckwits.

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No, it’s literally half a decimal point. (Still an enormous fuckup of course, but let’s not get carried away. A 50%..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9O

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jonkudelka “Gotta draw the line somewhere,” burbles Josh, chewing on a crayon.

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@printfJess We can accept physics then, and just dance ON the tables. And as you say, nothing bad could possibly happen.

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“A research team from Monash, Swinburne and RMIT universities has recorded the world’s fastest internet speed from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4G

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@Busabx @BernardKeane Yeah this where their whole position falls apart.

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@printfJess I’m sure we’ll be able to work out something. Like dancing ON the tables?

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“10 reasons ‘immunity passports’ may not work” nature.com/articles/d4158…

“Restricting movement on the basis of biolo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SB

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@bunjaree Indeed, and it’s wonderful that @Manic_Henry knows what it is. :)

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“Covid-19 and alcohol — a dangerous cocktail” from the British Medical Journal.bmj.com/content/369/bm…B These killj.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pRF

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@justanotheramy @TomMcIlroy Sigh. Just log in through your local library and you’ll get the lot for free.

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@DrRhysPockett And with a completely different human.

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@juhasaarinen I’ve only got this one bottle of the Dahlitz Merlot.

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@paulkidd @swearyanthony @_midofo_ @johnb78 Thank would be quite a way into the future.

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@tophermwoods A $60 billion wing wang would be quite a large wing wang indeed.

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even_kei Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6O

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@RhombusHatesYou We are almost definitely related somehow, because Barossadeutsch, but that exercise can remain undone. :)

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This is an excellent addition to the Australian vernacular, yes. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus @DrRhysPockett @johnb78..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mb

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Wine update: Yes, pleasantly plum and berry to begin with, then just the right amount of oaky tannins to give it a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6d

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Fri plan, remainder: Wine; dumpling soup; videos; maybe a little whisky to finish with. Since I had a LONG nap earl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…at

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@swearyanthony @_midofo_ @johnb78 Wait, no. 18,404 x 24 x 60 x 60 = 1,580,105,600 so no not that either.

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@swearyanthony @_midofo_ @johnb78 Oops epoch times are in seconds. 18,404 x 365.25 x 24 x 60 x 60 = nah not that.

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Meanwhile back at the wine supplies, I’m trying another red made by another of my Barossadeutsch relatives, or at n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jb

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@_midofo_ @johnb78 That’s what I’m thinking, yes, but yeah fuck that.

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@_midofo_ @johnb78 It does look like an epoch data of some sort, yes.

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@RhombusHatesYou Oh I like that. Though I’m not a Status Quo fan. Maybe it could be about Statistiquoll Analysis.

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I have been told that the big quoll (Alan Quoller) stays at home and the little quoll (as yet unnamed) is for adventures.

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Also, I seriously need to get out more.

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I need to figure out how to make its ears stand up properly.

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OH WAIT THERE IS A SECOND QUOLL!

I wasn’t prepared for this. I don’t have a second name chosen. pic.twitter.com/29K8JaWJ5q

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I think Taiga is still over in the @R_Chirgwin residence, just a few metres away, but I suspect he needs a bit of a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pk

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Do people remember Taiga? flickr.com/photos/stilghe… He was called Taiga because he had spots. pic.twitter.com/qp7BY5VEdB

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TerribleMaps Does their state flag have toes? pic.twitter.com/5zNkkbWYyx

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I think I left Nat ‘King’ Quoll in a hotel room somewhere though.

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@munin Yes, everything to do with quolls is quollity. :)

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A NEW QUOLL HAS JUST ARRIVED AND IT IS A WONDERFUL MYSTERY!

(Actually I know who sent it, and thank you very much,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oL

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Well recently I couldn’t find Nat. Maybe @gathgwyn ate him, because they didn’t get along. Anyway, I don’t know wha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wy

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So you know when I went to Tasmania last I got myself a quoll which I mnames Nathaniel K Quoll, aka Nat ‘King’ Quol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…md

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OH WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!

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TomMcIlroy This is one of the important stories of the week that didn’t get enough attention: former Department of Human Servi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3D

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@reselsnark Sheridan gives fisting a bad name.

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Well, @NewtonMark @expectproblems, there’s your fighter aircraft for the day. twitter.com/CarlBovisNatur…

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@swearyanthony That’s big enough, but it’d alienate Penrith voters. (That’s a sportsball reference.)

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I tell you what, with this JobKeeper cockup breaking today, on Sunday morning Morrison will need a dead cat the siz..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xm

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ICYMI, this is an important message for all of us in these troubling times. twitter.com/theadamsamuel/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus No good music ever came from the Inner West of Sydney.

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DaveSmithMP @jimmyraynes Maybe this explains it… pic.twitter.com/wPUIelv7bc

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@cragget @SnarkyPlatypus No, you’re meant to change a letter.

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@developerjack @voltagex Pffft! He just needs to try harder, to have some faith.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @punchhappiness Pineapple milkshakes were a thing in the… well… guess which decade…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q6

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@paulwiggins True, and I do appreciate how fast people work, but then maybe that’s about choosing how to allocate limited resources.

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Ands now we cross live to Enmore Park, where children are playing in the background and Anthony Albanese thrusts th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aL

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“Always good to be with you,” says Frydenberg at the end, as the pain finally ends.

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But I come back to this. Why is it only NOW that someone has realised that the numbers being reported were just ins..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FU

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Karvelas is doing him slowly, and this is… this is an iconic interview.

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“We’re very pleased… This is good news.” Uhuhpic.twitter.com/xqaKq4WyGyGy

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Lol! “We’re very pleased,” says Josh Frydenberg, looking like he’s announcing his own death.

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@voltagex You stand up in the pub and you are in SO much trouble! :P

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Meanwhile, “Premier Gladys Berejiklian says pubs, cafes and restaurants will be able to serve up to 50 people at a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ih

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Hahahaha oh dear yes this is quite stupid. I particularly like this tweet because didn’t ANYONE else notice this fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zo

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Turning on @abcnews TV because apparently the Treasurer will be on shortly.

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I’m just getting a coffee but the early replies coming in are warning me that it’s even more stupid than it seems. I am bracing myself.

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HAHAHAHAHA. I’d like to think this isn’t as stupid as this tweet makes it sound. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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[Wakes up.] Oh. That was three and a half hours. Oops.

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We have lots of these by the pughole at @bunjaree and when they get in the mood they are VERY loud. twitter.com/Manic_Henry/st…

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BeijingPalmer Americans always mistake ‘has good trains’ for ‘miraculously futuristic’ because American trains are *amazingly bad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mV

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@flowblok Sure, 10 names per participant.

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“Ten to revive Family Feud, again” mumbrella.com.au/ten-to-revive-…

“However this time around it is billed as a ‘special pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y3

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“Can’t we kill just a few people?” twitter.com/lloydblankfein…

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AmyRemeikis Michael McCormack has seized onto the term “team Australia” like it’s a pair of BBQ tongs at a CWA event and it rea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cJ

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… this is a sad indictment of police morality, and unfortunately totally what one might expect. twitter.com/SharnelleVella…

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I recommend reading the whole thread about the scam this cop pulled, but… twitter.com/SharnelleVella…

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@darrenpauli @ssharwood @R_Chirgwin Where was this package sent from, Darren? The last Moon landings?

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@darrenpauli @ssharwood @R_Chirgwin The 18c must’ve been done some other porpoise, because “The last time Australia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XK

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James_Jeffrey THE SMILE IS BACK, BABY twitter.com/tegangeorge/st…

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earleyedition can you fail a moment? buff.ly/36iVFjl pic.twitter.com/qqWt73HL18

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “How complacency could trigger a third wave and force us back indoors” pca.st/m4fr2imn

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast with @PaulBongiorno, “Don’t mention the trade war” pca.st/6z2wg9s0

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chaser Did you know Australia has an Opposition Leader? Neither did we… pic.twitter.com/pH3zBX3vHA

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This is very good piece indeed. @SnarkyPlatypus in particular will appreciate its calling-out of two notable OMFG C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lv

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Picketer “Has the press gallery forgotten we’re not at war with China?” Good piece. You don’t have to be a PRC apologist to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9U

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This thread highlights the loss we face with the closure of @buzzfeedoznews today, and of @cameronwilson’s work in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iL

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rohan_p It’s the anniversary of the orb. I think we can all agree that something was unleashed that day. pic.twitter.com/s4H2wKgQ3E

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ronnychieng And the modern day’s equivalent of Black Adder would never get made by the current supporters of that show.

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ronnychieng with no middle aged execs to challenge their job security who would have the experience and skillset to translate t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tr

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ronnychieng In Australian TV the global financial crisis in 2008 wiped out middle management and created a generation gap where..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bF

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OzKitsch “Smoke as often as you can!”
Smith’s Weekly, June 1919 pic.twitter.com/xf4u0S9YnY

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Fri plan, draft: Very slow start, as you can see; poke at some writing for @zdnetaustralia but I’m pretty sure I wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TK

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suemazzy1 @MattDoran91 @political_alert So there goes the shopping malls revenue that currently house target + kmart

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MattDoran91 Massive shakeup at retail giant Wesfarmers just announced - more than 100 Target stores to either close or become K..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qu

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@scottnich It was. It takes abut an hour each morning to transition from the vivid dreams to what counts as reality these days.

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@oberonsghost It seemed more farce at some points.

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No snow as low as Wentworth Falls but yes there was a scattering of snow last night. bluemountainsgazette.com.au/story/6765789/… @erkpod twitter.com/erkpod/status/…

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techoglot G’morning, valued drones.

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Last night’s dreams included:
• A broken-down unregistered getaway car
• Incompetent Russian accomplices
• A corrup..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qe

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Maybe I should issue a Brain Worms Forecast each morning.

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TheNTNews GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING:

TOP OF 26C TODAY AND TOMORROW IN DARWIN.

TIME TO GET THE DOONA OUT OF THE WARDROBE.

PLE..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pw

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Friday. There is no need to keep any of the paperwork. Indeed, it’s best to not write things down in the first place. Friday.

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