Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 26th, 2020

Chinchillazllla never seen someone who had Munchausen by proxy through their dog before, but has pulled it off. pic.twitter.com/S3sDaj731K

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@FrKarlSinclair I don’t think I could’ve self-administered.

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stilgherrian NOT SURE WHAT IS AND ISN’T ALLOWED IN YOUR STATE? Use this COVID-19 Restriction Checker. healthdirect.gov.au/covid19-restri… pic.twitter.com/YJfcd8sPhQ

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stilgherrian SHOULD YOU GET A COVID-19 TEST, DEAR AUSTRALIANS? Use this official Coronavirus (COVID-19) Symptom Checker online t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JW

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MichaelPascoe01 Are they trying to tell us something? Or school young Josh? twitter.com/RBAInfo/status…

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RHT_ebooks Steve Ballmer was such a disaster for Microsoft. The failure of the zune and the windows phone ceded the mobile mar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ge

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xkcdComic Confidence Interval xkcd.com/2311/ m.xkcd.com/2311/ pic.twitter.com/Sb5zApsJAu

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obviousplant_ What in God’s green hell is this? pic.twitter.com/ZM1W2JzzS9

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@wibbly @kels_316 I’m just speculating as to possible reasons. I don’t recommend any of this.

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@jeamland @jpwarren @dobes Correct. I think someone showed me this, perhaps @rohan_p.

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@NewtonMark @jimmyishnz @moylecroft @jeamland @dobes Goddammit I’m in a thread about the NBN. How do I prevent this?

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“US Navy shoots down a drone with a laser mounted aboard a ship” warisboring.com/us-navy-shoots…

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Quote: Per Grimes, the name—previously widely reported as X Æ A-12—is now X Æ A-Xii. “Roman numerals,” she said oftwitter.com/i/web/status/1…p64X

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shuseph imagine releasing patch notes for your baby’s name twitter.com/complex/status…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @lachyheel Also, people said Duran Duran music videos didn’t make any sense? Well… youtube.com/watch?v=mPVDGO…

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KetanJ0 Incredible story about how News Corp presented a US state dep’t reading list as if it were a leaked document about..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yd

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@dobes @NewtonMark More huffing required, obviously.

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@SteveMolk I am definitely not a fan of reality.

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@SteveMolk Well I saw what was on the list. I remember when TV had actual programs on it.

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@moylecroft @Pollytics @NewtonMark Everything I know about how numbers work is wrong.

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@NewtonMark @dobes The point you raise is an interesting one. I shall consult with my people and report bak to your planet.

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This always seemed such a solid strategy. twitter.com/Malcolmsquotes…

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Angelique_Lu On an ABC News Video Facebook comment

*chef’s kiss* 👌 pic.twitter.com/zyqtHwK5tP

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@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus I might stop now, before I fuck up my YouTube recommendations yet again.

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@wommibat @coldsnacks @NewtonMark This isn’t new. Morrison started doing it for formal speeches last October, possi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yL

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AbdirahimS Eid Mubarak all✨

Especially to this Ikea branch in Germany.

Local Muslims asked if they can use the car park for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…29

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We’re live exporting Western Australians now? twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Now playing: “Italo Robot” youtube.com/watch?v=nLHQP7… A very @SnarkyPlatypus and @RealNickHodge video.

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@coldsnacks @NewtonMark No, Morrison now thanks servicepeople and veterans at the start of each thing. He wants tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uu

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Oh they can sing OK. It’s just shit music.

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“Aussie Broadband has said that from Friday, May 29, it will begin offering a 1000/50Mbps plan on the National Broa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FV

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“ACCC report and COVID-19 highlight how CVC is an artificial handbrake on the NBN” by @dobes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jk

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus I just HAD to re-listen to that song and I’d totally forgotten — if I ever know — how fucking terrible it is.

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Sometimes corporate PR tries to make it TOO easy. But that said, check in a couple of days to see how many TV stati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FY

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A data breach from Thailand’s biggest mobile operator AIS with “DNS queries and Netflow data”, eh? techcrunch.com/2020/05/24/tha…

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Journalism. Never ask how it happens. twitter.com/eloise_gibson/…

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museumweirdo I’ve posted about this before, but I’m never going to stop until the whole world knows about SEX WEASELS in Renaiss..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZZ

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus There was some Beethoven earlier today.

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@dobes @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I always see these polls as tasters for more detailed research later, especially..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LM

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@SnarkyPlatypus Is this all some sort of massive troll of Triple J’s audience?

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@glengyron @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Given that it’s about barley, is this a craft beer thing? Voting Greens and drink..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VF

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Journalists “shock” so easily. We’re in a pandemic so someone falling ill shouldn’t come as a shock. twitter.com/sciencesarah/s…

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This is true. The correct response to 90% of press releases is “Who the fuck cares”. As a statement, not as a quest..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sg

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jamie86 In which a convicted murderer who unsuccessfully appealed a separate sentence for an attempted jailbreak puts forwa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OH

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This was quite a remarkable interview. But whenever I hear “offensive cyber manager” I think of… no I’d better nottwitter.com/i/web/status/1…QBKZ

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ASDGovAu Interested in protecting Australia’s national interests? You could be like ‘Sarah’, the offensive cyber manager wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yo

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@SnarkyPlatypus Remember when I was told “But you can’t eat rice every day!”?

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MapPornTweet Map of the ## colonial possessions around 1840, including the ## East Indies, Curacao and Dependencies,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z5

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@kels_316 It’s… it’s safer I guess?

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@voltagex Is there something you was planning to do in those 15 seconds? Apart from having a sook, obviously.

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GrogsGamut When someone says “Economics 101” it is generally a sign that they have had roughly one lesson in economics and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lS

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@kels_316 Also, yeah, “a little moment” sounds understatement. :/

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@kels_316 This was my guess but I wasn’t 100% sure. Thanks.

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@kels_316 Eek! What is SLP in this context tho?

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CentralNewsUTS The queue for testing on Bondi Beach’s Campbell Parade is growing, following the evacuation of Moriah..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cp

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It’s terrible when your speech passages are leaky. Or any other of your passages really. twitter.com/crikey_news/st…

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@kels_316 [Nods] This is exactly what I was taught too, though my “training” was somewhat cursory.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Apparently they’re doing audience requests this week, or something.

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guardiannews Michael Moore film Planet of the Humans removed from YouTube theguardian.com/film/2020/may/…

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Thanks. I’m pretty sure it’s a cold but who can say? THE TEST CAN!

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@NickyWill100 Yeah but it’s not much different from what I’d planned to be doing anyway.

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blakehounshell Angry Twitter users took down the website of an investment company with $700 billion on assets because people think..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4H

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NOT SURE WHAT IS AND ISN’T ALLOWED IN YOUR STATE? Use this COVID-19 Restriction Checker. healthdirect.gov.au/covid19-restri… pic.twitter.com/YJfcd8sPhQ

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SHOULD YOU GET A COVID-19 TEST, DEAR AUSTRALIANS? Use this official Coronavirus (COVID-19) Symptom Checker online t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JW

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Hey @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron here’s your weekly dose of Australian attitudes to China. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@topher_au “Amazing”? No, this is kinda normal. Non-experts are always way more confident than people who actually..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Go

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“Q. Since the start of the lockdown restrictions, do you feel closer or more distant from each of the following peo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eR

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“Q. Given the choice between the United States of America and China, which country do you think it would be most be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aO

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AMERICA! “Q. Thinking about Australia’s relationship with the United States of America, how do you rate the influen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A6

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MOAR CHINA! “Q. Thinking about Australia’s relationship with China, how do you rate the influence of China on each..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jY

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CHINA! “Q. Last week the Chinese government imposed tariffs on Australian barley exports, costing farmers millions..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9j

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“Q. The Federal Government has introduced some short-term measures to help people financially deal with the Covid-1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aa

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“Q. When do you think governments should start to ease the restrictions on travel and gatherings to allow offices,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WL

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Overall coronavirus concerns, how likely people think they’ll get the ‘rona, perceptions of how well federal and st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iM

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This week’s Essential polling is out. Let’s see what we can find… essentialvision.com.au/category/essen…

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Tue plan, revised: After an unexpected COVID-19 test and getting out in the cold I’m feeling slightly less sooky, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xS

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@teambuild3r It’s good to experience new things. Or something.

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@alexkidman Can you explain the HARD OFF bit?

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@JB_AU So… Don’t make mistakes? :)

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Except yes, they knew what they were doing.

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@mwyres Kinda. The clerk couldn’t find my existing record in the hospital’s system so a new one was created. But th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2X

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@DrRhysPockett Ah. I’ll look at that next time I go out. Which won’t be for a while.

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@Thefinnigans Thanks. I think I’ll be fine but hey there’s always that tiny chance I guess.

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I love this quote: “You just keep thinking, ‘I can’t really put this any farther, can I?’” he told the Daily News.

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Anyway, the test. Using a long swab, it’s the throat first, then the nasopharyngeal swab test twice. Once for each..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LZ

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That was all very efficient, but I was the only patient there. I’m already back at Bunjaree. More details shortly b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jP

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The COVID-19 Clinic is in a separate building, as it should be. pic.twitter.com/GLCpgKjcUc

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Also it is directing my exhalations upwards where the warm moist air hits my cold glasses and they mist over. I bet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rN

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I just saw the first bird using the new bird feeder spot: a grey shrike-thrush. I think it’s the same one who’s bee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c0

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garystark @andy_park @stilgherrian @abcnews Which school will complete the Eastern Suburbs Covid-19 Trifecta?

Please make yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0w

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Cassowary_Man What happens when tree kangaroos get in your house pic.twitter.com/gSdkdyXp37

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@wolfcat [Nods] The odds of this being anything other than a cold are quite low, but I am a responsible citizen and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1b

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andy_park Moriah College, in Sydney’s eastern suburbs, has been closed after a student tested positive for coronavirus. It is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hj

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@ChrissieM @sylmobile @smperris I’m not really fussed how long it takes. I’m not going anywhere anyway.

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@R_Chirgwin Meh. It’ll give me something else to sook about. :)

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jxeeno can confirm three point plans for covid are:

• JobKeeper
• JobSeeker
• JobMaker

• COVIDUnsafe
• COVIDSafe
• COVIDCurry

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, I’m just recording some bits now before getting a taxi up to the hospital. I am not looking fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x9

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“Hi. I might have COVID-19. Oh you sound nice. Would you like to catch up for a drink some time?” Not the best chat-up line really.

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Right. I’ve had a lovely chat with a lovely-sounding screener on the COVID-19 hotline at 1800 020 080. And yes, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FM

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80 people over, say, 4 shifts per week. (You need 5 people for 24/7 shifts but the trains aren’t 24/7.) So that’s 5..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G4

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rohan_p how very 2020 pic.twitter.com/ytR6UlXgyy

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With an immunocompromised person living just metres away it’s the least I can do.

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Goddammit. I’m a bit snuffly this morning. 36.5C is normal. Coughed a bit after breakfast, but not dry cough. Runny..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5l

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DavidTheNonBot Don’t litter. pic.twitter.com/eAbjd8k5tI

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TheRealPBarry ABC’s investigative unit and @dylanwelch reveal that @SharriMarkson’s and @dailytelegraph’s ‘BOMBSHELL DOSSIER’ fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m8

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@darrenpauli @RadioNational M’pleasure. Rear Vision is such a wonderful series of short tight documentaries.

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Listening to ABC @RadioNational history podcast Rear Vision, “The evolution of cruising, from luxury trips to today..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jm

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@rohan_p @abcnews That said, I’d like to hear @normanswan’s views on this topic.

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Which mask is the best? What should you avoid?” pca.st/vdllf8ej

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melodyMcooper Oh, when Karens take a walk with their dogs off leash in the famous Bramble in NY’s Central Park, where it is clear..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lz

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “The crisis universities should have seen coming” pca.st/5q6myoti

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Tue plan, draft: I’m feeling very sooky again today so once more I’m just going to potter around hoping I’ll be ins..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rn

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speechleyish I refuse to believe this isn’t satire twitter.com/business/statu…

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BernardKeane How about journalists don’t publish accounts of a speech to be given the following day unless they get the whole sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pd

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@expectproblems The word you’re looking for is “blight”.

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@expectproblems It has been a while, hasn’t it. But let’s not speculate on who we might have instead.

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@Sam_Hickey Neither of those sorts of thing are really my sort of things, so I’ll take your word for it. :)

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I see that the Prime Minister* is doing the National Press Club today, so that’ll be exciting. As usual it’s at 123..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bg

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Yet another drab day in the Blue Mountains today, and I see that @CARROT_app is trying to cheer me up. pic.twitter.com/jINRZAl783

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Tuesday. None of the angles are correct. Please adjust. Tuesday.

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