Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 27th, 2020

These guys look like they’re about to hose down a milking shed. twitter.com/bigyahu/status…

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Twitter is so backwards that it’s still failing to solve the Scunthorpe Problem? Pathetic. twitter.com/PaulTOwen/stat…

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stevesmithffx The perfect metaphor for 2020 doesn’t exi- pic.twitter.com/eRrxGDEUPa

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SILibraries When you ask your 18th c. illustrator for an otter but get back something otterly terrifying instead.

Happy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ih

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It’s only a little podcast this time. I wasn’t expecting to do one this soon, but I thought I’d better get this event out of the way.

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If you’d like to contribute to the upkeep of this terrible podcast then you can do so at stilgherrian.com/tip.

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm His Plague Diary 10” stilgherrian.com/edict/00106/

Also on Spreaker spreaker.com/user/skankmedi… and So..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JZ

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Wed plan, remainder: Record a thing about my nose; soup, perhaps; videos and the like.

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Gawd. ‘Rona fear, conspiracy theories, China, all at once!

(Obviously everything in this email is bullshit.) pic.twitter.com/zXsUwEi6hC

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@trentyarwood There’s some wonderful work in there.

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WorldBollard The Liverpool Tourism Board about to be swapped with calls.
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@IanJ_Lewis @jonkudelka [Nods] They just get stuck between shapeshift modes.

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hughriminton Important story coming up on @10NewsFirstSyd from @LiaJHarris twitter.com/liajharris/sta…

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An excellent thread about the different standard connectors for building sex machines. You’ll be glad you did. twitter.com/Foone/status/1…

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@ericscheid I do, but not the mechanical and, um, pneumatic connectors. This is fascinating, thank you.

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MildCuthbert The Honda Accord was invented in 1983 by brothers Paul and Robert Honda. A brilliant feat of engineering, the car w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JW

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@misosusanowa @SnarkyPlatypus Oh yeah, and then when you find out what’s IN that venom… :)

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@dobes @purserj That is WAY too much kookaburra for one person.

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shirajgold I never understood all the fuss around interfaith marriage. Then I watched my non-Jewish husband cut a bagel like t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xn

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jeffsonstein well played, CGTN twitter.com/jimwaterson/st…

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paganmeaterson this interview with a chinese virologist is so good pic.twitter.com/qLR5M8Ogpo

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The turtle is dead now.

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@tacticalmaid All the related facts are in the linked-to news story. [Rolls eyes]

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“Lack of natural predators means platypuses are more likely to go for a walk in Tasmania” abc.net.au/news/2020-05-2… Ping @SnarkyPlatypus.

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PessimistsArc 1887: Mail service treated like the internet

“The united states mail is to-day one of the greatest and most powerf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oc

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GordyPls “It’s like we would get objections to building a network of pipes!”

But you wouldn’t, you’d launch an app where pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u0

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GordyPls The reason people don’t like San Fran tech bros is because their answer to everything is an app-driven Rube Goldber..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iq

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GordyPls If San Francisco had no plumbing the idea that tech bros would propose plumbing - the direct, cost effective answer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a5

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jonathonio dudes rock twitter.com/mailonline/sta…

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Just when you thought it was safe to go outside again” pca.st/7hrx5afp

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@Pippavs @SpaceKidette @baratunde He is indeed. Well, in that video anyway.

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@BrandDNA I know people in Australia who are getting verbally abused for wearing masks in public. We have no moral superiority here.

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@munin Never say that Alabama isn’t a leader… :(

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FishGuyKai Reviewing 4K screen grabs from yesterday’s dive! Follow this hashtag to keep up with these amazing images! Let’s st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N0

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@dtsmith_sydney Ah, wooden it be good if that were true!

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DannyDutch Another thing I’m not sure I needed to know, if a Pelican overheats it can pull its spine through its mouth to cool..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v7

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TheOnion Police Officer Wouldn’t Have Killed Black Man If He Knew Everyone Would Make Such A Big Fuss About It..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wv

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Uber but for government money” pca.st/vqluvcdm

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Reuters Mexican coronavirus probe finds dozens of unlicensed retirement homes reuters.com/article/us-hea… pic.twitter.com/1XdAcQ8tmC

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GrogsGamut At a certain point it all just becomes a parody of itself pic.twitter.com/2kOlPfpnJT

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joe_sheehan Go home, DHS, you’re drunk. twitter.com/Zeisberger/sta…

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OrinKerr Citizens United ruled that corporations have the same free speech rights as anyone else. This is Twitter’s free sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IA

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@vealmince @SnarkyPlatypus Yep. back-adapting commercial recipes can be a useful technique.

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Wed plan, draft: Slow start, which I might stop mentioning from now on; data wrangling; maybe record a thing about..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2o

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@baratunde @danilic All’s well thanks, and my best to you and yours. That phrase takes on a whole new reality when..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z4

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@baratunde @danilic Hiya. :) Yes, those were the days. To be fair, your presentation was good, and us yokels over h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zc

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qjurecic Wow who could possibly have predicted this would happen pic.twitter.com/n78G09Jr9H

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@dobes USFTA: United States Facebook & Twitter Administration.

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@baratunde Ping @SnarkyPlatypus, ‘cos there’s some phrasing in this video which you will find very useful indeed.

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@baratunde Wait. I remember now. He was speaking at some “social media” conference when he was at The Onion and we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lR

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I had the true but too-brief honour of meeting* @baratunde a few years back when he was in Sydney. Nice guy. Smart..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ul

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BBCHelena Wednesday’s Daily Star: Cops: Don’t drive if you’re blind pic.twitter.com/xm9ZNk0DW2

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dijdowell One of the consequences of one hell of a lot of socially-distanced walking: as of today, I have found postboxes fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K5

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@bengrubb I am not the least bit surprised. Indeed, did I predict this? Why yes, I did predict this. :) Now I want..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…10

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@vealmince @SnarkyPlatypus I forgot to check the Thai and Chinese markets for a proper Asian equivalent. Must do so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…db

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@vealmince @SnarkyPlatypus Fair comment. I see that all the sugar, caramel, and glucose (listed separately) are in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wo

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Airminded Dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this? pic.twitter.com/VdTFjBRMvB

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I will put up with this weather today with only a small amount of grumbling. pic.twitter.com/s8wVgmdLbl

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Wednesday. One thing will lead to another, and then where will you be? Wednesday.

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