Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 10th, 2020

@aleeb88 This seems like quite a bit of bother.

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michaelkoziol $200,000 compensation for BP employee sacked for sharing a Hitler meme making fun of the company smh.com.au/national/scott… via @nickbonyhady

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@HartWexford @NSWYoungLabor This is a sensible response. Also, a change won’t necessarily make things better. But I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fE

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@BickieCuppaTea @NSWYoungLabor In one sense yes. In another, they’re showing me what future the party is likely to deliver.

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Thank God it’s Friday.

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@aleeb88 Just quietly, Western Australia seems to be quite large.

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asteriskinfosec Female students interested in pursuing a degree in are encouraged to apply for the 2021 Katie Duczma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vx

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This is not what “side effects” means. [Rolls eyes.] twitter.com/abc730/status/…

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@stephenwarren_ I knew the margins were substantial because of the risk at each level, but I didn’t know the numbers.

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@stephenwarren_ No, the police always cite “street value” which is retail not wholesale.

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AnarchyCoo WHERE THERE IS ANGER, THERE IS SUFFERING; WHERE THERE IS SUFFERING, THERE IS OPPRESSION. pic.twitter.com/8iAEdYm0LF

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@SnarkyPlatypus It does seem to point to a basic incompatibility, yes.

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REMINDER: There’s a livestream of a bunch of chickens, including Cluck Norris. youtube.com/watch?v=n0E_aZ…

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@ajWasThere @jim_mussared Thank you for reminding me what a Rakali is.

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portugi_bruja My uncle’s dog carries a 30-pound weight everywhere he goes pic.twitter.com/P9DMlsrnWt

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Histreepix The Men’s Rights Movement. Florida, 2009. pic.twitter.com/TgSflvSjwr

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@expectproblems Your tweet does not require the word “modern”.

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@expectproblems Fuck the people. This is about what I want.

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@expectproblems I’m not super fussy, but the occasional policy could help.

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@RhombusHatesYou @NSWYoungLabor It deserves what it gets, I guess. This place is fucked, and perhaps the only posit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iC

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@Scottludlam @reselsnark This is dated 1944 it seems, but I recognise the words as part of a much longer document o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D7

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Dear @NSWYoungLabor, in what damaged parallel universe do you imagine that this daft fact-free tweet would encourag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qa

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@princess_adamia Thanks very much for saying all that. This is a good thing to do. But as I tweeted a little later..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W3

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“Former NRL player Aukuso Junior Paulo jailed for 17 years over plot to supply 900kg of cocaine” abc.net.au/news/2020-08-1…

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@RhombusHatesYou In my defence, with the AU measure being 1.5m and the US measure being 6ft, it gets complicated.

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SnarkyPlatypus This is worth noting about Dannii Minogue. twitter.com/RHT_ebooks/sta…

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Right. Two Canadian Beavers = 1.05 Jon Bon Jovis. So one Canadian Beaver is 0.525 JBJs. So solving for JBJ, one Kyl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KH

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IMPORTANT CORRECTION! One Standard Kylie is in fact 0.86 Jon Bon Jovis. (I typed the wrong line from my calculation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VI

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@SnarkyPlatypus Shit, sorry, that’s a typo. Stand by.

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speechleyish ‘There are more than 130 wine windows, or bucchette del vino, in Florence. During lockdown, shops lucky enough to h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nh

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Men, Part 193475t9135t19t5193t45. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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@acaderama @SnarkyPlatypus Then again, there’s this thread, which I really must clean up at some point. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @acaderama Not the other way around, like taking care of The Good Towels to offer guests?

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@SnarkyPlatypus They would come at two price points, Premium and Second Grade. :)

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@jim_mussared @ajWasThere Thanks, Jim. I knew this had been written up. This is such annoying feature-not-bug.

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This is coming up on Wednesday lunchtime. twitter.com/efa_oz/status/…

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awelder Teach the controversy twitter.com/Fact/status/12…

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jonkudelka You can coddle the nutter vote again when things are a bit less dire, but this sort of nonsense will actually kill..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8t

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jonkudelka Dear @ScottMorrisonMP can you keep this dangerous clown under control please, there’s a pandemic on, cheers. twitter.com/arielbogle/sta…

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schlutes At Coles and some bloke goes off at the checkout kid because he could only buy two lamb legs.

Me: you okay?

Chec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ag

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@ajWasThere Mr @jim_mussared will know the answer to this. I’m sure he can just link to the explanation without hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rm

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REMINDER: Do not watch The Bad Program.

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@ajWasThere I forget why it now asks (maybe afresh?) with this lastest version, but my understanding is that there’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xo

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@ajWasThere It always did on Android. Bluetooth LE beacon functionality is a subset of Location Services in Android..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nf

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@HamishMack @joshgnosis Maybe he should have his own show on 2GB.

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joshgnosis Who needs the Ramsay centre when we’re getting all this western civilisation education. twitter.com/kipstergull/st…

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Mon plan, remainder: Shitposting; dumpling soup; more shitposting.

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7NewsSydney A severe weather warning for damaging winds and damaging surf is current for Sydney, Central Coast, Mid North Coast..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hy

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This is very true. See also Thailand, which has also done well. twitter.com/KEBrightbill/s…

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@jazzoctavian @bastardsheep I’ve been on the Manly ferry on days like this. It’s a bit of a ride.

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@TheMandarinAU Hey are you having site login problems atm? I had a login, now it says I don’t. So I created a new o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lu

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FinancialReview The ACCC has given an emergency order enabling big chicken processors to work together to try to prevent food short..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s8

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bastardsheep Glorious Sydney! pic.twitter.com/LWtLEtsHQT

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@baxters Mate, you could’ve bought enough to share!

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@Zabros2020 @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers I’m shaking my head at the story wherever it’s published.

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dobes Alternatively, a crackpot with poster’s brain is able to drive engagement better than government accounts that have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…94

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@nkav Heh, it is all over the place now. I am happy for you to do whatever you like while listening.

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Hurrah for ASIC! What would we do without them, @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers? twitter.com/danziffer/stat…

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@dobes What about drugs and sexual assault?

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@dobes Anyway, how can blockchain help verify the authenticity of a t-shirt? T-shirts are not made of data. (This i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yz

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@dobes You’re right, I’m sorry, less than a second after I pressed SEND I realised this was League not Union. Even..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GY

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@dobes A scrum is already kind of a human blockchain, or maybe centipede.

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fictillius Warragamba Dam is filling up fast because that’s where Gladys Berejiklian is hiding all the NSW COVID-19 cases. Whe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6P

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damonayoung you could put a sea cucumber in a shirt and have it squirting its intestines onto a microphone and you’d get better..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ub

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@jonoabroad @jpwarren @kpfaulkner Oh no rush! I have no plans to tackle this any time soon.

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g0m Heterosexuality was invented in 1991 by the Ford motor company as a way to capture market share not currently being..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5b

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BetootaAdvocate Unsullied Eunuchs To Guard Melbourne’s Quarantined Hotels From Now On, Says Premier Andrews: betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/… pic.twitter.com/gGBoB88Fnt

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@cameronwilson Is this time for an Extremely Scientific Poll?

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HappySinger My cockatiel has a distinctive three-syllable chirp, to which I always reply “I love you”. And I wonder if they thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aW

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@SquigglyRick I may not NEED to be alarmed but what if I WANT to be alarmed?

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@_ClaireConnelly @danielhurstbne Related: She reckons she needs at least five more people to handle the new workloa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8B

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@_ClaireConnelly @danielhurstbne Pleasure. :) Also, operational ASD officers have told me that having to justify so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pz

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@jeamland They’re called opossums in the US, and they have an odd number of nipples. pic.twitter.com/9087qbnuxw

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@_ClaireConnelly @danielhurstbne Note that I am not saying this is all the oversight we should have, just saying that this exists.

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@_ClaireConnelly @danielhurstbne “Zero oversight” is kinda BS. The IGIS has total access to their files, and they h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V6

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badhistorytakes When you’ve heard of the East India Company but have no idea what it was. pic.twitter.com/38n00Lu0ED

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badhistorytakes Of course it’s a Karen. pic.twitter.com/0B6Q32fuHb

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@gavincostello @dobes @techoglot Apparently July has been extended for another four weeks. This is definitely happening this Wednesday.

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It’s Monday, so it’s time for @theharryshearer’s “Le Show” pca.st/jj309jxt

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@jonoabroad @jpwarren Ah. That’s annoying. Recommendations appreciated then.

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“Anti-encryption laws yet to be used by Asio [sic*] or AFP to compel tech firms’ help, inquiry told” by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l9

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“IGIS still calling for more staff to provide oversight of ASIO’s encryption-busting powers” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/igis-s…

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@dobes @PeteLawler @techoglot I think that was also taken Before All The Sake.

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@techoglot @jpwarren @morebento @dobes As an aside, credit for that photo should go to @drearyclocks ‘cos it’s a st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UA

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@jpwarren I should. There’s a lot of merch I could do, really,

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RevDaniel I don’t know why she blocked me. I did what she asked. pic.twitter.com/B1oRElByTi

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Wow, it’s just like Windows Phone’s Live Tiles except with rounded corners and space-wasting gaps, only one screen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QR

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@jpwarren A better word would be “arsehattery”.

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NewtonMark “You know you can make your own custom ringtone, right?”

“What, I don’t need to subscribe to them?”

“No, just get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S5

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@techoglot @jpwarren @morebento @dobes Sure. It’s more that they re only on one side.

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tailsteak “fine” = “legal for rich people”
(unless, as in some places, it scales with income) twitter.com/Public_Citizen…

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@Lucidiscus @YaThinkN I don’t think you understood my tweet. :(

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… it is this performance that should be remembered forever. youtube.com/watch?v=XGyD2h…

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While it is of course appropriate to celebrate John Kirner’s political achievements… twitter.com/HutchHussein/s…

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@jpwarren @morebento @dobes @techoglot As an aside, those creases next to my left eye are not wrinkles. They are sc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vb

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StevenTDennis 1 out of every 2,000 Americans alive at the start of the pandemic has now died with COVID.

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@jpwarren @dobes @techoglot Oh great. Australian law REQUIRES me to be turned into a meme.

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joshgnosis If anyone has had issues with their info being handed over as part of Covid-related checkins to venues please let m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jw

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@dobes @techoglot I think you mean the promotional aspects of the copyright infringement. The balance of the “Cui b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FB

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CityJohn Toby Young has inadvertently created the most effective track and trace app in the UK pic.twitter.com/73sdPabTfC

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@dobes @techoglot Yeah I probably shouldn’t have provided them with that photo but I won’t tell anyone if you won’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OI

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Noting that we had 51mm of rain in the 24 hours to 9am today, @R_Chirgwin. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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chipfranklin When 2 died of Ebola they said Obama should resign.

When 4 died in Benghazi they said Hillary should go to jail…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lz

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@developerjack @jpwarren There’s so many possible reasons to do it today, it makes my brain hurt.

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@mrsc2902 He did, and it’s not something that needs to be rushed to announcements. And given that the timing of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hn

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@domknight @GreenJ Plus if you really want it you can get it free by logging in to your local or state library’s online resources.

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WendyWings Good morning from New Zealand. Here’s one for all of you “tiny island” people who keep jumping into my timelines pic.twitter.com/RyGoW7hPBg

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OK, so Sheean will be awarded a Victoria Cross for his actions in 1942, and my understanding is that this is a Good..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YD

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Morrison is talking about Teddy Sheean’s valour inquiry. WTF? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teddy_She…

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I need to create a consolidated conversion chart.

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UPDATE: If my maths is correct, one Kylie (1.5m) is equal to 0.62 Jon Bon Jovis (each is 1.74m), of if you prefer a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sP

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@expectproblems I know nothing about Holt’s political career, but I do like that we commemorated a drowned man in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dy

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People do know that the Louisiana cop versus owl thing happened five years ago, right? I mean, the date is even on the tweet (for a change).

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GMegalogenis @latingle Imagine this govt. in the 1970s, responding to stagflation. Would they:
A. Convert Opera House to apartme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tc

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maggieserota Ben Garrison’s brain will be studied by scientists after he passes on. pic.twitter.com/CDftjSSth6

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This works in Morrison’s favour of course. He’ll start five minutes late, and then have time for only a very few an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iM

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One of the best things about Australia is how the state and federal governments coordinate their activities. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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jxeeno how to use a blockchain to fix the conflicting media conference times?

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coironacast, “Can we do better at protecting health care workers?” pca.st/07lvxk6b

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NewtonMark It’s possible that the “no” button is located inside the butthole. twitter.com/Pollytics/stat…

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Here’s one of them. I like this one because the photograph is one of my best. twitter.com/VerticalHoldAU…

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Meanwhile, there’s quite a of of things in the Weekly Wrap this week, including many podcast bits and some Bach. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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The dream thing and the sooky thing are nothing to worry about, though. Today is the equivalent of “My gammy leg i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6e

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Mon plan, post extremely weird and bad dream edition: A sooky day off work, mostly, consisting of pottering around..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VO

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Not the happiest of days in the Blue Mountains today, and I think my mood matches. pic.twitter.com/kA2hKwf1Pm

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HerbertSchuber2 Does it happen every 400 years? pic.twitter.com/rYc1Z2VmTV

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Monday. It goes all the way to your knees, but then… who can say? Monday.

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