Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 21st, 2020

OK, I’m going away now. Just imagine your favourite government cabinet minister watching you as you sleep.

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I tweeted this the other day but it’s so brilliant I’ll tweet it again. twitter.com/crab_feet/stat…

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marinamaral2 in 1888, the first successful adding machine in the United States is patented by William Seward Burrough..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ee

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I love these people. @crab_feet is the very best kind of insane. twitter.com/electronicos_f…

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Assuming for the moment that this isn’t a sex thing. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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@ahontwi Right. Well I don’t consider hypothetical questions.

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@_midofo_ Ah. I had a car torched outside my house once. It exploded quite nicely.

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@_midofo_ I’m always fascinated by things that get normalised even though they’re remarkable stupid.

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I also need to find better ways to spend my down time.

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In my latest smug “Brits on ‘Richard Osman’s House of Games’ don’t understand Asia” tweet, these attempts in the “W..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1T

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destroyalllines Socially distanced concert in the UK last week.
🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/yewaNQsLp4

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JordanFreiman we’re all gonna owe louise mensch a huge apology when we find out in 2 hours bannon’s been summarily executed by the postmaster general

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feudalpilled your honor, my client is clearly not guilty, but go off i guess.

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@expectproblems @NewtonMark Sounds about right. And if you talk to, say, AP-3C pilots they’ll tell you all the real..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oP

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davidgerard GPT-3 is super-good for scaring people who never learnt to read, e.g. people who follow VC Twitter or think HPMOR i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tg

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@expectproblems @NewtonMark Iraq did have an air force but it was turned into scrap metal in a couple of hours.

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@expectproblems @NewtonMark When my former RAAF mate was lead intel for the F/A-18 fighter force, he said “You migh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wd

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@NewtonMark @expectproblems That’s true. Though the I AM A FIGHTER PILOT YAHOO people will resist as long as they c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qH

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@NewtonMark @expectproblems While agreeing with the entire pork-led thing, the drones-will-replace-pilots thing fee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YC

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@bunjaree That could certainly be a thing. Oh well, at least these three were happily chattering and munching away.

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antsharwood Big fat flakes at Thredbo as the storm rages on. Pic this arvo by my mate Wood Duck, whose house is a converted she..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yU

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jessmcguire ME, AFTER SUDDENLY BEING CURIOUS ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THE POLICE CITIZENS YOUTH CLUBS: oh interesting cool cool ins..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PH

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natecochrane This tweet has aged so well, hasn’t it? twitter.com/FergusonNews/s…

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QldPolice Police have issued an appeal to locate 31-year-old Jon Gurney, alleged to be using online dating apps to meet women..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O1

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erinrileyau Doesn’t this just say it all. pic.twitter.com/PqKG9H0Iwo

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stephendziedzic Breaking - National Cabinet agrees to resume both the Seasonal Worker Program and the Pacific Labour Scheme. But st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fB

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“An artificial intelligence algorithm defeated a human F-16 fighter pilot in a virtual dogfight sponsored by the De..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uK

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@joneaves And yet back in 2012 not 10 metres from where I’m currently sitting… pic.twitter.com/xBF82TY43p

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@misosusanowa It’s certainly part of our, erm, literary tradition. Though it’s fair to say that JB is one of our fi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4c

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@joneaves Nah. I mean, a few trees might fall over but these winds aren’t totally unusual. The snow, at least here,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FM

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@JohnBirmingham JB hopes that “the big dogs and kung fu masters of elite level jernalisms might actually ask a few..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R3

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It’s Friday! It’s time for @JohnBirmingham’s Alien Sideboob! And boy does it kick off nicely today…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o0

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@joneaves I’m good thanks. I already have two rather nice wooly hats.

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For us at Wentworth Falls the snow forecast has notched back a little, but south of Oberon it could total 20cm. And..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qy

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If 1 million die in the US that would make COVID as deadly as almost 30 years of HIV/AIDS,. says this peer-reviewed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2E

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@TonyThefathippy @bunjaree I’ve seen the adult pair here before, but only a couple of times over the last 12 or 18..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ba

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AustralianArmy The WarpSPEE3D printer has been tactically deployed into the field for the first time! from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F9

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caixin The Three Gorges Dam has opened a historic 11 outlets to discharge water, as extreme floods hit the dam with the la..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YU

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FREE_FACTS Don’t click on anything

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@dobes Gosh. I didn’t watch, but I certainly got the impression there were some solid speeches today.

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If a Glossy Black Cockatoo (Calyptorhynchus lathami) does not wish to be photographed, it will not be photographed…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9s

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cmclymer “Joe Biden goes to church so regularly that he doesn’t even need tear gas and a bunch of federalized troops to get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q3

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“V/Line boss suspended amid IBAC investigation” themandarin.com.au/137920-v-line-…

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“Whistleblower reports [across Australian jurisdictions] have spiked by about 20% recently, put down to ‘people fee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nO

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riskybusiness COVID-19 was genetically engineered by podcasters so you’d all do lots Zoom meetings and learn that AirPods sound l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B7

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Look over there! A vaccine!” pca.st/1bc4jxuy

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cinematic_echo From: 𝘕𝘰 𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 (2001):

What do you mean, what’s wrong with me?
Why are you like that?
Because I’m a monste..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hh

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jonoabroad Teachers are not paid enough for this remote teaching gig.

At least in school they have a bar and an opium den.

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Fri plan, clarified: Slow start (still in progress); put together more story pitches; start writing a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8L

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jpwarren If the job is too hard, get out of the way so we can give it to someone who will actually try. twitter.com/SquigglyRick/s…

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Could aged care and hospitals keep Victoria locked up?” pca.st/vfsojsy8

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So, the Protector Party is a thing, though what sort of thing is unclear. protectorparty.com

Photo by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oP

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albericie I’d like to issue a clarification to the @australian story. It is true that the ABC & I reached an agreement yester..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qA

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Fri plan: Slow start (in progress); put together more story pitches; write for @zdnetaustralia, maybe; a little adm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6T

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Adopting my all-seeing potato form (with apologies to @davpope). pic.twitter.com/4De2N7Rjxc

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@dobes @davpope And for some reason I’ve been reminded of this excellent portrayal of Australia’s favourite Ministe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…91

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Oh hey @dobes I think this is a lovely bit of @davpope today. pic.twitter.com/TaJr2BVw3U

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samanthamaiden Treating the aged care portfolio like it’s a job for losers you can put a dud in always, always, bites Goverments i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b3

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NewtonMark In the sense that some of them are people who will be dead by election day due to his coronavirus efforts, we shoul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lh

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NewtonMark Looks like he’s landed on the playa at Burning Man. twitter.com/TrumpsTies/sta…

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deviantglobal Bannon: against mainstream globalization but totally down with deviant globalization! twitter.com/svdate/status/…

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@moylecroft @dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson Ah yes, Australia’s greatest political speech.

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@annie_parker @joannejacobs Tomorrow morning’s snow in Lithgow is going to be bloody annoying though.

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@oberonsghost This is very good goat news indeed, thank you. I thought they might’ve been more interested in the bo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yU

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MattLaslo Historic? An old White guy is gonna become his party’s presidential nominee tonight… pic.twitter.com/7DCsa2jpM7

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davidfarrier this captures celebrity chef evans so incredibly perfectly

please follow illustrator daniel vernon’s work:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AD

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@dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson Wow this has made my day. Wonderful!

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Personally I find the wind more annoying than the clouds, but either way it’s going to be a cold couple of days in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NV

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Friday. Suggest an alternate route, but do it quickly. Friday.

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TheDailyShow CNN: BANNON INDICTED

MSNBC: BANNON INDICTED

FOX NEWS: DID BARACK OBAMA USE SECRET CODE LANGUAGE TO ACTIVATE UNDER..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kj

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PreetBharara Does Trump employ any non-criminals

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HeerJeet Ah! The plot thickens. twitter.com/joshtpm/status…

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ProjectLincoln Rick Gates: Convicted.
Paul Manafort: Convicted.
George Papadopoulos: Convicted.
Mike Flynn: Convicted.
Michael Coh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZN

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