Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 23rd, 2020

@alliecoyne It’s one of the best Australian satires ever.

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I see that ABC iView has all of “The Hollowmen” at the moment. iview.abc.net.au/show/hollowmen

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newsthump NEWS! Melania Trump channels husband in overhaul of White House rose garden by removing all flowers of colour..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CI

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Histreepix A doctor helps explain to Nobel Prize winner Albert Einstein why Robbie left Take That. Princeton, 1995. pic.twitter.com/wtY1OlYBUj

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I’m starting to get a feel for what would count ask High Level Boomer Points. The whole idea of a Level 12 Boomer i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QX

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I’m busy cooking dinner. I’ll read all of your replies, but I may not reply to many of you individually.

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I must say, I like quite a lot of your suggestions for Boomer Simulator. I didn’t get around to posting a summary t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hD

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flamencolambada thinking about this exchange with my landlord in February pic.twitter.com/ThlqvgEkhc

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 534: Bird life, Kylie, beavers, and a bit of a mistake” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/53… Covers..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BM

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As always you can support this stupid podcast at stilgherrian.com/tip. You might like to do this.

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Minogue-based Correction In Brief” (3m57s) stilgherrian.com/edict/00114/ The photograph is a lie…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z8

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DrBillGladstone Australian Giant Cuttlefish evicted from home crevice by aggressive neighbours: White Ear damselfishes. He flashes,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…58

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CelticWombat Noe Valley residents got bored during the pandemic. pic.twitter.com/HD9i8g0BjI

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Yep, this is now confirmed as the most probably answer. There’s two New Holland honeyeaters outside in a high-speed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fi

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mfarnsworth I failed to note a little milestone two days ago. On August 21, Scott Morrison overtook Tony Abbott’s term as prim..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…px

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ChartingTrnsprt Melbourne traffic volumes very slowly creeping up during stage 4 restrictions. pic.twitter.com/FFed0XZJGo

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@upulie Sadly no. It all happened way too quickly. I’d need to set up camera traps or something.

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@Jayne13 It’s possible I suppose. There’s a small flock of them being quite boisterous these days.

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Don’t worry, it just lay there panting for ten minutes and then got up and flew off. I don’t know how they do it.

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Impressed by the over-enthusiastic New Holland honeyeater that just crashed into the window three times in three se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5J

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Mr_JCE 😳 Wow! This looks like the scene from a movie. Six waterspouts simultaneously in the Gulf of Mexico off the coast o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T7

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gtconway3d “He was a brat. I did his homework for him. … I drove him around New York City to try to get him into college.”
“..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CM

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Sun plan: Big sleep-in after a late night (mission accomplished!); curry (eventually); podcast correction; confirm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qu

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_WhatRiot “Hey guys, let’s wrap this up. Let’s get out of here.”

“Lets get into the Terry Schrunk park.”

“No not the park,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FE

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spaceprole this guy is literally ready to kill and die for a 4chan shitpost he believed pic.twitter.com/xC40zVHRYf

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This weather is much better than yesterday so I might actually get out of bed now. pic.twitter.com/oWtRKcKIFN

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Sunday. Repair the damage in your soul with paper and string. Sunday.

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If there is no snow then I am going to complain to the manager.

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OK I am going away now. I expect there to be snow outside soon, but it’s approaching 4am and I have to pretend to be an adult tomorrow.

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@david_heath Go to bed, David. That’s terrible.

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HAHAHAHAHA LIKE AIRBNB ALL FOR SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY FFS POUR ME ANOTHER GIN. twitter.com/NBCNews/status…

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pointlesslettrs REASONS WHY BRITAIN IS TOTALLY RUINED THESE DAYS, NUMBER 15,620: “People drinking tea or coffee in public. The bast..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ip

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AnarchyCoo MOOOOOE. DO NOT CONDEMN ANOTHER’S REVOLUTIONARY TACTICS: INSTEAD, ASK WHY THEY FOUND THEM NECESSARY. MU. pic.twitter.com/9fk6R0JGBi

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Still, it’s impressive that the top line temperature is still above zero.

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ScotAmbSOM_Nick I just rang IT help desk to order a new mouse because the one in the office isn’t working….

Turns out it’s a wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I8

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ratemyskyperoom Always looks like a Baptist in a strip club. Waiting for the Rapture. Nice plant. 0/10 @SecPompeo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bb

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DigiVictorian Mary Hager was NOT to be messed with!

— Illustrated Police News (1877)pic.twitter.com/PFu20qIzZFF

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PessimistsArc A generation saved from drug addiction (1988) pic.twitter.com/P7yq0hVinF

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@elronxenu There’s going to be a whole genre of academic studies about the disconnect between the media imagery and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I9

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It’s insulting, sure, but it’ll work. Only wonks watch this shit live. Normal people get the details second-hand or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pb

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TheNCMF 22 Aug 1956: Chinese fighters shot down U.S. Navy reconnaissance plane (P4M-1Q Mercator) over Shengsi Islands,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2m

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I just popped outside. Big mistake. It’s well after 2am and the apparent temperature is -8C. It’s not snowing yet,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gd

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suboticjelena When your university reopening plan is literally a shit emoji twitter.com/iubloomington/…

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@AuthoryApp Anyway, one thing I love is that now I can see which of my stories for @zdnetaustralia were picked up a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Me

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@AuthoryApp Mind you, it’s now 2am on a Saturday night so you seriously don’t care, do you.

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@AuthoryApp Anyway, I’ve got these imported so far. (The ones listed as The Australian were actually Technology Spe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…39

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@AuthoryApp I am not being paid to say this, obviously, because you should know by now I don’t do that. But he deal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…og

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PLUG: @AuthoryApp is a damn good way to create an archive / portfolio of your online writing. Mine is at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nC

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@skwashd @EnsignR @danmurphys Look, yes, @danmurphys are always happy to help me — great service as you know — buttwitter.com/i/web/status/1…VbE9

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@skwashd @EnsignR No no, i’s all fine. [Shudder.]

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@EnsignR Yes, I chose it deliberately. Please, Sir, I am not an amateur.

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ATTENTION! Ladies and Gentlemen, if you are concerned that I’ve run out of gin and am dangerously low on whiskey, p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xr

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@dawnstarau Yeah all the ways we measure it. More than Vietnam plus Korea. Whatever. And it just seems to be some b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5A

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@david_heath This is that tear gas thing yeah I know.

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mattDCLXVI if 2020 was a church pic.twitter.com/IP1fVGYeuR

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And then you’ve got this shit happening. I mean, failed state much? twitter.com/thehill/status…

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@EnsignR I have some whisky left. My wine delivery failed to arrive because couriers.

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@ProjectLincoln I mean, we have other archive photos of piles of corpses from other massacres as well. I won’t name..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ik

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On a related note — and I’m surprised no one has done this yet — what would a photo illustration look like of 175,0twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6aFH

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As someone who is not in The America, I have a LOT of trouble understanding why 175,000 deaths hasn’t caused an imm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cl

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How can I be out of gin?

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RachaelHasIdeas This tiktok account is mostly this man singing to baby donkeys and 😭 pic.twitter.com/sOTysBVBzj

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This is all fabulous. The snow might start in the next hour, or maybe not. pic.twitter.com/obRCyHjidd

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PessimistsArc The 1918 version of hacked verified Twitter accounts?

Forged telegrams from health officials speaking against mask..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fy

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@CARROT_app It’s still not snowing, but it is definitely cold.

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OdedRechavi Traveling to a conference in 2021 pic.twitter.com/tvhzEcHmLc

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JohnBrownlow Amazing fact: apparently the DNC convention was helmed from (Emmy winner) Glenn Weiss’s living room in Brentwood. H..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ws

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nntaleb To figure out if someone is an idiot, call him an idiot and check if he gets upset.

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erstkate Remember the Dancing Baby early meme thing? pic.twitter.com/5gKdTKTZ1i

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edbott In the writers’ room, they’re doing what we call “foreshadowing.” twitter.com/AnaCabrera/sta…

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