Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 26th, 2020

SuperCroup Imagine being so unhinged that within a week everyone on Australian Twitter knows what the phrase “she’s still goin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xu

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I’m going away now.

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stilgherrian “New Video Shows Largest Hydrogen Bomb Ever Exploded: A Russian nuclear energy agency released formerly classified..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MC

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PPantsdown It’s all animal news in the Geelong Advertiser pic.twitter.com/q1X0wds9MH

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@poddiguy @dobes @R_Chirgwin @purserj @ApostrophePong I am amazed he lets people get so close to him. We have lyreb..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3e

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@poddiguy @dobes @R_Chirgwin @purserj @ApostrophePong Lol I think I have seen this lyrebird before. It’s such a show-off.

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This is excellent! This lyrebird knows quite a few calls. Ping @dobes @R_Chirgwin @purserj @ApostrophePong. twitter.com/AndrewBuckle15…

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@kcarruthers So many at once? There’s something fishy about that.

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@JustJimWillDo @PeteLawler Look I wouldn’t say that because Certain UK Labour People follow me. I’m sure they’re all wonderful people.

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joannajnilson Three cardboard cutouts of keanu reeves pic.twitter.com/bCxrjOgUTz

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timdunlop This is the guy the ABC holds up/lecture us about as an exemplar of the sort of diverse opinion the ‘Twitterarti’ n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lb

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@johnmcternan @ashabeeeee Anyway Tony Abbott can sort out all these things for you now. ;)

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@johnmcternan @ashabeeeee Oh is THAT what it’s about! No, I didn’t know this. I assume there’s some AU equivalent i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7j

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@_midofo_ This is amazing, thank you. Also ping @R_Chirgwin. The plants nearest to me right now probably don’t have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KT

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What I’m liking is that the more UK Labor complains about Abbott the more likely he is to get the job.

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Mind you, “The Department of Trade declined to comment publicly on Wednesday but insisted no decision had yet been..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ws

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They mis-spelled “hilarious”. twitter.com/gabriellecj/st…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Do intelligence agencies need restructuring for the digital disinformation age?” and other..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…le

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@JustJimWillDo @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Watching the first one now. I had no idea modern MREs were so sophisticated.

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GrogsGamut News.corp journos: we need to clamp down on social media abuse.

Alan Jones going on the Peter Evans Happy QAnon F..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SU

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Also I can’t type “SCMP” because I am an arsehat.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus That is disgusting. But in return I can offer this CSMP story: “Malaysian comedian behin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u6

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@princess_adamia That is both very good and very, very bad. :)

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Lol just found this, a strap from the front cover of The Bulletin in September 2007. pic.twitter.com/ZrjEHsvqlZ

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kels_316 pretty keen for the fire season to kick off so everyone can stop being a fucking contact tracing effectiveness expe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kC

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@oberonsghost Yes, 25 years ago I sat in meetings with them. Totally useless.

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ben_hr “almost every single article on the Scots version of Wikipedia is written by the same person - an American teenager..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yy

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@jeamland Good thinking. I believe @dobes will agree that this guy can internet even better than I can!

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@reselsnark @ashabeeeee Fuckin’ internet. How do you eveeven use it?

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I run a business and I got a new competitor 25 years ago and I did nothing and now they make more money than me so they should give me some.

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@ashabeeeee What are “double-Dutch sandwiches”?

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“Labor logic: Newspapers screwed up online classifieds so tech giants should pay up” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rR

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Me ast @zdnetaustralia: “Do intelligence agencies need restructuring for the digital disinformation age?” and other..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yQ

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Anyway I’ll be fucked if I’m going to a cinema until there’s a vaccine. Skyhooks warned us to take a raincoat ‘cos..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S0

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I’m not sure what Event Cinemas is implying here. pic.twitter.com/kuMZ6NLY9n

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cameronwilson I will keep beating this drum: the government is not doing anything about a government member who is one of the big..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PN

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@glengyron I hope they don’t tickle your nose.

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@shiftyphil I always have someone specific in mind.

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Pro Tip: Typing three random words with spaces between them is not a valid URL.

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GenoveseMichael Active Covid cases in WA: 8

Active Clive Palmer cases vs WA: 7

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Oh stop paying attention to that drongo. What is wrong with you people.

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@glengyron No, it means the masks are made out of baby lemur skin. pic.twitter.com/sWTeb8ERzI

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glengyron Of course. It’s 2020. The ancient sunken continent of Lemuria is making masks. pic.twitter.com/DrjpJ6CyEE

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@zdnetaustralia It’s only the second story I’ve filed this month, which is a bit embarrassing, but it’s been an ankle of a month.

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia, finally. It contains state-on-state hostile actions and spookery.

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@derekbradley Sure why not. It’s 2020 after all.

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mattmfm Wow. Not a joke — she really said this.twitter.com/timodc/status/…L

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That’s a “Die Hard” reference, by the way.

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My transcription software has rendered Xi Jinping said by a New Zealander as “shooting pain” and now I am broken.

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bencbartlett A physically accurate simulation of what would happen if the moon collided with Mars pic.twitter.com/1WJ42KMP0N

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th3j35t3r Oh dear. Trump supporters and are sharing this all over facebook.

The dude in the hood is actually Charle..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vL

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Also, that path needs sweeping.

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “The top 3 healthcare jobs most at risk of coronavirus” pca.st/crsfeyvj

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“UK scientists argue in the BMJ that rigid rules around staying a metre away from others during the pandemic are an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yj

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Wed plan: Breakfast; write for @zdnetaustralia; work through some minor tasks on the list; story pitches; quiet eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fu

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@max_au It seems happy enough though.

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I can’t get a photo, but outside there’s a crimson rosella part-way through its feather moult from juvenile green t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dh

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“[Australian] Govt has never considered a bug bounty program, says ASD” by @justinrhendry itnews.com.au/news/govt-has-…

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@Pollytics @MichaelH_PhD I should see if the ABC Archives has something. For anything orchestral there should be a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2K

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@Pollytics @MichaelH_PhD Ah, a “proper” spring reverb. When ABC Classic FM did a lot of recording in the Adelaide s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D2

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@Pollytics @MichaelH_PhD What does… what does a “rectoverb” do, exactly? [Shudders.]

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cameronwilson well, we all knew it was coming:

After months of posting conspiracy theories, Pete Evans’s officially promoting a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BX

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@timpoliti Well yes, you certainly wouldn’t actually him actually in charge of anything. A role like that is purely decorative anyway.

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GonzoHacker Oh… you mean he catches lobsters… never mind then pic.twitter.com/qpwLwcotZ2

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@MsLods @TimWattsMP @caseyjohnellis @k8em0 Hang on… Just checking back in this thread to make sure I’m not being blamed for anything…

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This too. Though the whole idea of Abbott spruiking Brexitland is just so, so perfect. This news has really made my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lK

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I assume that by “unveiled” they mean dropping his Speedos.

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Quite a lovely day ahead in the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/4ZIkwY7crU

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“New Video Shows Largest Hydrogen Bomb Ever Exploded: A Russian nuclear energy agency released formerly classified..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MC

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Wednesday. The lawnmowers have escaped. Take appropriate precautions. Wednesday.

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