Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 28th, 2020

MalwareJake Be honest, most of us have working infosec at an organization that does IT like this… pic.twitter.com/ZyGppLlLvR

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@oberonsghost @RoyalAlbertHall Yeah that will make a HUGE difference. I’ve seen some tests of this sort of thing al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w4

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@ExC__Gale Hmmm. That’ll doesn’t really work does it.

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@oberonsghost There’s a cure for this you know.

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@semibogan Yeah they were just the worst band ever.

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What surprises me, playing all this Bach recently, is how much of it I recognise from when I was playing it on the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ts

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Now playing: Bach - Harpsichord concerto in A major BWV 1055 - Corti | Netherlands Bach Society..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EG

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nickusen one of the greatest existential threats facing hollywood today is that leading men no longer look like alcoholic lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ic

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@SimonXCIV Yes, looks totally excellent and genuine. You’re welcome.

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@SimonXCIV Sure. The VPN will also guard against hair loss, body odour, and any minor sense of unease.

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“American B-52 Stratofortress bombers were flying over all 30 NATO countries on Friday in an exercise the U.S. mili..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RY

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christofbogacs Time to quit writing, I could never top this shit. twitter.com/Aeljik/status/…

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@SimonXCIV I have not! And yeah, Things that Come Up have been so annoying this year.

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@SimonXCIV Look it was adequate riesling and cheap house negronis, so that’s fine, but I have a bottle of Talisker..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tZ

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@LapTop006 @voltagex Remember when Stephen Fry said you need atomic clocks to synchronise TCP packets?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…50

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@LapTop006 @voltagex Is this the IoC (Internet of Clocks)?

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@JonoH @CENTCOM I should say, since @CENTCOM has been tagged in, that I don’t criticise their professionalism. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tU

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@JonoH @CENTCOM Yeah look it’s your patch, so I understand. But from AU I’m happy to read the analysis from SW Asia on a slower cycle.

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@_midofo_ Well… yes… this is why me as a non-aficionado was still “WTF?”. That’s incredible.

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Now playing: Bach - Orchestral Suite No. 2 in B minor BWV 1067 - Sato | Netherlands Bach Society..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rh

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beefanddairy Frida and Agnetha from ABBA enjoy a pig milk tropicano cocktail. Now available in a can, made with only the finest..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MU

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I didn’t realise the F-15C had an attachment for beheading gay men. (Why are these people our allies again? Rhetori..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b8

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@_midofo_ @patbcaruana @TimWattsMP I mean I know nothing about sportsball, as I think you know.

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@_midofo_ @patbcaruana Wait what? Wow @TimWattsMP will be spitting chips. ;)

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@glengyron @RhombusHatesYou Maybe I could just mash up a bunch of YouTube videos with a voiceover.

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Now playing: Bach - Concerto for two violins in D minor BWV 1043 - Sato and Deans | Netherlands Bach Society..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pC

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@RhombusHatesYou @glengyron Yes, it’s always the millennials’ fault. Obviously.

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In 30 seconds, “Transport for NSW: V-Set [] vs New Intercity Fleet” youtube.com/watch?v=Sxt8vj… Very..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YP

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@RhombusHatesYou @glengyron Yeah I’ve run out ideas now. I do have some production contacts but everything is shut down… for some reason.

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@glengyron @RhombusHatesYou In deed there we have it. First movie 1880s Melbourne. Second movie 1930s Sydney, with the son.

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@glengyron @RhombusHatesYou Though not to discount the 1930s scene as well, when Shanghai was oh so fashionable in the West.

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@glengyron @RhombusHatesYou Melbourne, not Sydney. And go for an 1880s Chinatown.

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Yes. dhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_Master And starring Jackie Chan. pic.twitter.com/Ql4ETatpfW

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@RhombusHatesYou @glengyron I dunno if he could still pull it off. He’s not a young man.

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@glengyron Exactly. If Jackie Chan was slightly younger he could pull it off, with a bit of training. Wait, isn’t t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vk

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I mean we need a movie to popularise this, right? twitter.com/AFP/status/129…

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@Guruwil @sexenheimer Once more I thank @sexenheimer for spending so much time down this rabbit-hole.

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sovietvisuals “Railway workers! Join the “Lokomotiv” sports club, go in for sports” Soviet poster, 1958 pic.twitter.com/befzuWQ8Ud

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kels_316 Fucken hell 2020, don’t make me respect this dickhead twitter.com/monaeltahawy/s…

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sexenheimer When you’re vibrating on too high a frequency. pic.twitter.com/VEuPtvxgBl

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Or it’s just a recycled urinal. Or both. twitter.com/ZeroSuitCamus/…

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I’m rich! (But her passport was not attached for some reason.) pic.twitter.com/FDcwUwXCWS

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@JustJimWillDo Look I think the thing to point out right now is that @JohnBirmingham and I definitely do not drink.

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DanRather The Trump re-election strategy seems to be to argue that only Donald Trump can save America from Donald Trump’s America.

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If you’re a subscriber and I owe you TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSATION TOPIC then expect an email on Monday to remind..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…29

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So fans of “The 9pm Edict”, both of you, my first guest in the September spring special bullshit series is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8X

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It’s now at the point where the staff member in question has been trolled so heavily by colleagues that I’m orderin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4Y

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So @dobes, here’s Indy and Spartacus with an update on the Pearl Harbor project and, um, other things. youtube.com/watch?v=SvoWs7…

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@JordanRasko @DrRhysPockett @expectproblems I mean, I assume all trans people just connect up into some global psychic network, right?

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GhostfactKillah Taiwan is working on a new passport design and one of the possibilities is bubble tea on a bird’s head.

Please let..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ka

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The “birdplane” thing is a callback. Yes, I’ve seen Axis of Awesome perform quite a few times.

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@JordanRasko Like “4 Chords”, a song showing that you can play all popular music with just four chords…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6C

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@JordanRasko Also, if corporate gigs are ever a thing, then Axis of Awesome is a great act to book. Wide apoeal. Bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xa

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo @swearyanthony This is why I suggest just shooting them, because that wouldn’t cause any problems. Probably.

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@JustJimWillDo “The Fall of Queanbeyan” would be a great book title.

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@JordanRasko Hey @DrRhysPockett @expectproblems could you please catapult this into your networks?

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OK this is cool and also insane, which kinda sums up @JordanRasko. :) I’ve seen her perform many times and love her..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D6

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@swearyanthony Carry a gun. Use it. Self-defence. (IANAL.)

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More quality attention to detail from the Prime Minister’s Office. twitter.com/AndrewBrownAU/…

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gths Probably time for the Canadians to come and burn it all down again.

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chaser Chris Kenny fires writer after pitching an idea that isn’t batshit chaser.com.au/general-news/c…

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rgmerk Ok Boomers. twitter.com/joncstone/stat…

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yao_christine I can’t get over the fact that the phrase “carbon footprint” was coined by BP (!!!!) as part of a clever PR campaig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1L

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Apple’s earbuds really are quite shit.

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@_BertHandsome I chose to have my salad without any side salad at all!

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comingupcharlie The lamington chips were a warning and we did not listen pic.twitter.com/Ckwox7SvCu

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If the term “cultural literacy” is new to you, try here. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_… Every writer, journalist, and medi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X9

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Me: “Another one thanks, and a chicken caesar.”
Staff: “Chips and salad or mash and veg?”
Me: “What?”
Staff: “What?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B2

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@i386 @wildspiritgin I was almost going to buy a bottle but they had Talisker Storm for $75 so you know… Fathers Day whisky specials FTW!

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@i386 @wildspiritgin I gave it a bit of a boost, though the staff member I was chatting with has only recently star..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mO

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sexenheimer Presented without comment. pic.twitter.com/Ru9rQPRuYe

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Hey @i386 it was good to see some @wildspiritgin on the shelf at a BWS today.

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professordarwin I heard a good question today…

Why is murder an appropriate response to property damage

But property damage isn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sx

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Tudged again! “Immigration Minister accused of fuelling distrust of Chinese Australians” abc.net.au/news/2020-08-2…

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@Zytheran I think it’s next-generation though.

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My favourite headline so far today: “Prince Harry wants Gloria Steinem to know he’s a feminist” abc.net.au/news/2020-08-2…

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@coringl @twcau Lol he’s worth the trolling certainly.

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@expectproblems I need one of those masks with a straw hole.

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@SuperCroup Yes, for all those reasons you’ll be fine.

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@expectproblems Exactly. I may finish this drink and go back to my room where there is a bottle of whisky. But then..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Da

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@expectproblems Indeed. And yet I don’t want to bar-hop because how would that look in a contact tracing alert.

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Still, I’m using a VPN so I should be OK.

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None of the staff are wearing masks, which is brave of them.

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I’ve gone downstairs to the bar but every table has groups of people shouting at each other. I’ve found a spot in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5L

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@NickyWill100 @staticsan Lol. It’s not that I don’t support, obviously, I’m just in my own little world.

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@SimonXCIV Yeah not much chance of anything going wrong there.

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@staticsan I have a policy of not doing any of the days so I don’t seem to be selective. And I have nothing to wear.

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@christopherneal I’m about to head downstairs and arrange for a nice person to pour one for me.

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@Ng88Mr It certainly seems to be. :(

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It’s 5pm in Sydney. Just so you know.

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@Ng88Mr People should stop crashing their cars.

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@jonoabroad It’s DDoS. zdnet.com/article/new-ze… Well, that’s what @ashabeeeee reckons, but apparently she’s on the blockchain now.

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zerogravityhxp The internet is a wild place pic.twitter.com/ghTaCY2VwF

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cafuego looking lovely as she rises. pic.twitter.com/9CqyP7rvJc

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Hey @dobes I am resorting to this. “Thank you. I am the Threatened Species Commissioner and the chair of the Feral..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zy

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@jonoabroad Yes thanks. As the weather starts to brighten up I’m getting a little more energy. It’s a bit slow in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h1

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joshgnosis Here for the lengthy legal descriptions of emoji.

caselaw.nsw.gov.au/decision/1742d… pic.twitter.com/WXOAt4Qp7A

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@jonoabroad Glad to hear things are improving. But that’s too much hospital.

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@jonoabroad I don’t get the starship thing.

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@jeamland @garthk THE MILLIPEDE MENACE MUST BE STOPPED!

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@jonoabroad You must really love Anna to put up with that.

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@teambuild3r And yet… Queensland LNP senator Gerard Rennick accused the federal opposition of being communists in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fs

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“The northern quoll, one of Australia’s most adorable and endangered native carnivores, appears to be adapted to dr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sT

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CaseyBriggs loving the concept that there could be Americans changing their vote based on which party’s convention had better fireworks

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@IanWoolf Excellent, thank you, there’s a solid four bars there so that’s perfect. Cheers!

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@Thefinnigans That’s the one, yes, but I want maybe two or four bars of the music. And I am very lazy. :)

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JustJimWillDo Everybody you know, everybody you love and everybody you hate, everybody you’ve ever heard of, the vast billions yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…af

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Has anyone got a copy of this video, or a link to it, that doesn’t cut off the music? twitter.com/MollyJongFast/…

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I still can’t get over how wonderful* this is. twitter.com/ben_hr/status/…

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@ReadPete @ByKellyCohen I think it’s just some weird artefact of the lighting combined with the video compression…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…58

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DavidInglesTV BREAKING: NHK reporting Shinzo Abe plans to resign because of health reasons

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ByKellyCohen “yeah we should definitely hang. i’ll text you!!” pic.twitter.com/k872drtXED

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@dobes @DavidFeng So this is why you go with extended IPA with tone markers, as in what I had for lunch yesterday, /[sɯ̌a̯ rɔ́ːŋ hâːj/.

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@dobes Is this another Commonwealth Games DDoS?

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@dobes I am going to dob you in to @DavidFeng. Although wait, he’s always reverting to Cantonese transliteration or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r3

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CORRECTED SPELLING: So @BuzzFeed has a great big investigation of China’s “infrastructure for long-term detention a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jv

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Sigh. Jinjiang and Xinjiang are both valid spellings — of completely different places. I am such an arsehat.twitter.com/colourmeamused…t

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julianprice_ “It’s just crazy. It’s bat shit crazy nonsense.” - Assistant Commissioner Luke Cornelius in response to next weeken..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c6

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I have redone that tweet with proper speling so you can RT that one now.

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I mean “in Jinjiang” obviously but here we are.

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@DavidFeng Oh God! Americans already make such a big deal of trying Vegemite when they get here. Can’t we just ban them?

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“Walmart’s shares jumped as much as 3.6% to $135.47 in New York following news of the joint pursuit of TikTok, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bN

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“Walmart Joins Microsoft in Pursuit of Deal to Acquire TikTok” bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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“Steggles is targeting exercise fiends with workout tracks that communicate the high protein properties of turkey m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oV

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“Arnott’s unveils new corporate logo and brand identity” mumbrella.com.au/arnotts-unveil…

Before your brain worms kick in,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ht

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@garthk These are even better than bagpipes.

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“La Niña likely, but temperatures set to remain high” scimex.org/newsfeed/la-ni…

WMO press release at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oB

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Fri plan, remainder: Story pitches, if I can think of any; data wrangling; TGIF, in a gentle way.

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“SUE the Vatican City of London UN/WEF/PRC for All Event 201 Global Reset COVID-19 Mad Panic Damages,” etc etc. Nee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wh

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@AnthonyCole68 @master_ofsome @Pollytics @rhysam @deanprocter Because you turned on the television? Maybe turn it off again.

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@SuperCroup Can you name anywhere you don’t have a crush?

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@BroHilderchump Nope. :) No further clues will be forthcoming.

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@MsLods Lol OK interest even more piqued.

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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@sarahdingle_ But I know of century egg… lol… and I like it. But this still sounds like a lot. :)

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@skwashd I also like* her lawyer’s argument that her being a SovCit was just hearsay.

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I just heard someone order “100,000 year egg” and that sounds quite a bit older than necessary.

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“Thailand plans to turn about half its prisons into tourist attractions to boost visitor numbers as the South-East..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ku

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@MsLods That does look intriguing, thank you.

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“Anti-mask ‘sovereign citizen’ granted bail after allegedly coughing on woman in Melbourne cafe” abc.net.au/news/2020-08-2…

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@paulkidd @Twitter Not such a bad idea. And I agree that it could largely be automated. But then could screen reade..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eH

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Melbourne isn’t having much fun these days. twitter.com/TheNewDailyAu/…

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“Chinese military fires ‘aircraft-carrier killer’ missile into South China Sea in ‘warning to the United States’” scmp.com/news/china/mil…

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Hey Kids, remember Bart Jansen’s Dead Animal Drones? youtube.com/watch?v=_re5Io… The cat was only the beginning…

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I don’t have time right now to go through the three documents in detail, but here’s some headline numbers. Identity..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LE

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@jxeeno @dobes You know he does actually run all the cables himself, right?

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New reports from @AICriminology on identity crime in Australia 2018–2019aic.gov.au/media-centre/n…Ip

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@dobes That really is quite worring.

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“NSW Community Services bureaucrat used role to pocket $1.67m, investigation finds” themandarin.com.au/138483-nsw-com…

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@dobes “Would you like to buy my daughters?”

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@jetztgibtshaue @kels_316 @RhombusHatesYou Indeed. The current pandemic echoes the previous one. And again this tim..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wF

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@RhombusHatesYou @kels_316 I’m with Adam. Polls like this generally deliver these sorts of figures. We are a terrible nation.

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zdnetaustralia New Zealand Stock Exchange suffers day four disruption following DDoS attacks zd.net/2YGFkCy

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ChrisMegerian Here’s another way to think about these chairs at the White House — you could fill roughly all of them with the num.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gn5

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@RhombusHatesYou @glengyron @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Anything with peanuts in it is a satay. Like, for example, trail mix.

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@glengyron @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus It appears this was a reaction in 2010 to seeing a menu listing a “satay tofu burger”.

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Hey @jpwarren @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I found this while rummaging through my archives. pic.twitter.com/0xj4kXkMs0

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@rohan_p That doesn’t even spell anything amusing. Sad!!!

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@_midofo_ Which is to say, “BUY BOOZE NOW”.

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@_midofo_ That’s both annoying and quite amusing all at the same time.

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@jimboot I know, but seriously “X is essential says maker of X” usually isn’t something you say quite like that. :)

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Very 2020: “Invisible army of walking robots can fit in a syringe” scimex.org/newsfeed/invis…

“Researchers create a m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bh

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Sorry, I am inconsiderate. We should all share the joke. For the non-sighted among you, it reads: Alcohol an ‘essen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uJ

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The headline in this press release will come as a great shock to many of you, I’m sure. pic.twitter.com/SJCth83Lcg

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Lol. “Guardian takes legal action to shut down parody headline generator,” the sooks. pressgazette.co.uk/guardian-takes… Alas,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gV

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@jplonie @kels_316 @MichaelH_PhD @egadheg Every few years I do think of doing that. A general newspaper-style daily..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SX

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RadioFreeTom The difference is that 1930s Germans were suffering through a giant military defeat and hyperinflation. That’s not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fn

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Fri plan, though I’m in no rush: Some pathology work; story pitches and client comms; errands; data wrangling; TGIF..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nu

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@kels_316 @jplonie @MichaelH_PhD @egadheg Ah yes, very closely related indeed. In fact the inverse. One is celestia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k6

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@jplonie @kels_316 @MichaelH_PhD @egadheg So here’s the thing. For a change of worldview once I actually did a cour..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kr

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@CARROT_app @KyBusiness As long as it was for something of value. As a respected business journalist Ky understands these things.

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@kels_316 @MichaelH_PhD @egadheg I’m old enough to know how to use a slide rule, which is something that I’m sure no one teaches today.

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@KyBusiness @CARROT_app I should also mention that I’ve chosen ClimaCell’s modelling not BoM’s this week because reasons.

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@KyBusiness This is the delightful if cranky @CARROT_app to whom I have pledged my soul.

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Sydney has quite a consistent weather forecast for today. pic.twitter.com/v6A46pjuRb

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Friday. If you use a drone your project will be 8.43% more effective. Friday.

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