Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 29th, 2021

@AnnabelAstbury @RealNickHodge It probably was, maybe some Microsoft thing.

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Seems like a sensible rule for any relationship or workplace. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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Histreepix Uncle Bulgaria. Wimbledon Common, 1973. pic.twitter.com/Grd1w4nEQD

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mollypriddy father forgive you for this is hilarious pic.twitter.com/xWuHJI5lYR

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yokoonobot There are 9 million steamrollers on Earth tonight. Silence your eyes and listen for the noise they make.

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stilgherrian I was wondering whether PETA’s quest to destroy supremacy extended to humans, or whether this was a white middle-cl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UZ

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stilgherrian Also…

🎶Jobs jobs jobs (she’s more than a lady)
Jobs jobs jobs
Jobs jobs jobs (two minutes later)
Jobs jobs jobs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xM

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stilgherrian 🎶Jobs, jobs, jobs (we like jobs in cars)
Jobs, jobs, jobs (buy us beers in bars)
Jobs, jobs, jobs with hard work an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oq

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stilgherrian 🎶 Jobs, jobs, jobs
How do you like it, how do you like it? 🎶
youtube.com/watch?v=RlJGrI…

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stilgherrian I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…16

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stilgherrian Kicking off the new parliamentary year with a bang, I see. Lol. twitter.com/AlboMP/status/…

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@AnnabelAstbury @RealNickHodge Was is Canberra? I know on the way back we livestreamed… something. This was all so long ago.

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duckbytheoboe You’ve never done this yourself? twitter.com/bipbopbap/stat…

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janmpdx German philosophy: do, don’t, will, won’t
British philosophy: would’ve, could’ve, should’ve
French philosophy: I d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pG

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I dunno about the other stuff, but I know you can sell rides in rockets you haven’t built yet. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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If you’re bored, you can always read my @zdnetaustralia story, “Predictive policing is just racist 21st century cyb..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ap

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@moylecroft Broadly speaking that’s not my problem. :)

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@Taezar @CARROT_app Sure but then CARROT hates everyone. :)

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@JustJimWillDo @CARROT_app The pricing structures just changed. Some of those new data feeds would be a cost.

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Just wait, though. Next week it’ll be all about Perineum Sunning. twitter.com/AnyaVolz/statu…

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stilgherrian If you missed the third pilot of “The 8pm Quiz” last night you can still play at youtube.com/watch?v=C4M56Q…

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@akent @CARROT_app I am sure the authorities will be in touch. This just dropped without warning, and I’m even on t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VP

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@CARROT_app I am really liking @CARROT_app’s new look and customisation features. I also like how it only unlocks s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w6

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I’m quite enjoying all these notifications that random trade from the past has joined Signal or Telegram.

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@johnb78 So how do you get rid of badgers again?

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I quite like these new characters in the Labor party, especially Blake Template. twitter.com/firstdogonmoon…

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@buddhawilliams That’s beautiful. It’s a shame it was in a time before pervasive video cameras.

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@oberonsghost Ah! Much better name than Operation Jericho then. :)

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@oberonsghost The reference is lost on me, sorry.

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Ah, this is back to that whole 5G thing, isn’t it. twitter.com/Wyld/status/13…

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Yes, this is indeed a perfectly normal number of spiders. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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What if we tune the Jewish Space Lasers to the resonant frequency of the COVID virus particles?

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mpwoodhead What about the other 25,000? twitter.com/greghuntmp/sta…

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daveweigel T.O.R.A.H. (Total Obliteration Ray, Atomizing Heat)

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“Do men really take longer to poo?” theconversation.com/do-men-really-…

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“Most government information on COVID-19 is too hard for the average Australian to understand,” as is most governme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ou

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mattblaze Standard essentially unchanged in over a CENTURY. Multiplexes SIX different functions (bidrectional audio, bidirect..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yh

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mattblaze Discussed signaling and transmission in the telephone local loop today in my surveillance class and it reminded me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cf

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Has Labor already given up the next election?” pca.st/po46omuc

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Hey @dobes I’d missed @roweafr on Australia Day. I particularly like the Brandis figure

(Inspiration by Charles Me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DO

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There was a time when this sort of thing would lead to a few people spending some time on gardening leave.

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“The Office of the Australian Information Commissioner (OAIC) has declared the Dept of Home Affairs does not have a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y9

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Still, it got a lot of us to look at the advert, because that’s what it is. :) twitter.com/mcmansionhell/…

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AlexWodak Truly scary story of how illegal drugs always turn young people into scrotum eating zombies! Now at last it can be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZM

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@clairegcoleman @GreenJ I guess this is where we’re at now, eh.

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@GreenJ Yeah this is pretty much the level we’re at. :)

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@juhasaarinen So I’ll just have to settle for the Jewish Space Laser being one notch up from an Air Fryer?

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@oberonsghost Well it’s going to be an election year, for sure, so yeah they’ll be up for it.

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Also…

🎶Jobs jobs jobs (she’s more than a lady)
Jobs jobs jobs
Jobs jobs jobs (two minutes later)
Jobs jobs jobs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xM

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@Vian1138 I only know the latter, so I guess that’s what we have to go with.

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@GreenJ I tried very hard not to click through, but I did. Sorry, @0x5021.

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@0x5021 Thanks. And now having read the hed I’m pretty sure I don’t want to click through. :)

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Should I ask about the Jewish space lasers thing? Apparently that’s a thing today.

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TheOnion Newly Discovered DNA Evidence Suggests Children Could Be Closely Related To Humans bit.ly/3oqf9df pic.twitter.com/6HXoxzdKj6

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@dylanlindgren Just as an aside, choosing not to talk about something publicly isn’t the same as “resisting” taking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DI

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@dylanlindgren And I disagree that it’s innocuous. And there we have it.

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To be fair, cluster munitions have only been illegal since … [checks notes] … 2010. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conventio… twitter.com/MarcusReports/…

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b00ksie @drvolts When the simplest explanation for any phenomenon consists of an energy beam from space, we refer to that logic as Occam’s Laser.

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@dobes No thanks, I’ve just put one out.

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I was wondering whether PETA’s quest to destroy supremacy extended to humans, or whether this was a white middle-cl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UZ

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MatthewBevan Can’t believe how mean King Solomon was to the South American mammal he had absolutely no way of knowing existed.

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MatthewBevan I mean I’m not an expert but I’m pretty sure sloth was a word before it applied to the animal. Pretty prominent in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UN

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@dylanlindgren Can I be clearer? I suppose. OK. There are other media outlets with money and power (fact) and maybe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yd

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@dylanlindgren Again, I am not making ANY comment about whether anyone else also has lots of power and is worrying…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tg

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@trentyarwood @Pollytics @NewtonMark Is it ever really worth getting out of bed, for any of us?

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@dylanlindgren … Which is not to discount that News and Nine can’t do the same. They just can’t do it when people..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RQ

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@dylanlindgren This is all well and good, you don’t like the coverage and some of it is shit. This is normal. All I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nX

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MalwareJake Unfortunately, the lawsuit doesn’t say WHAT the “tuna” is. My first thought was “some cheaper fish.” But nope, it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dN

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AndrewPStreet To be fair who could possibly have foreseen that HomeBuilder would do nothing but artificially inflate costs for bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TO

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JamesBlunt Hahahahahahahahahaha! No. twitter.com/zachfromcorp/s…

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@dylanlindgren What the hell news coverage are you absorbing?

(Rhetorical question. Whenever anyone makes sweeping..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F2

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Americans spend so much time wondering what the Founding Fathers would’ve wanted instead of what the people actuall..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7z

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@rohan_p @dobes @cameronwilson @sexenheimer Mate, GME Resources Limited is where all the action is!

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@rohan_p @dobes @cameronwilson @sexenheimer I choose not to go down gaming subreddits.

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@StephenBattista @munin Richest man in the world, Stephen. Well, maybe not now lol.

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@rohan_p @dobes @cameronwilson @sexenheimer I see there’s a weapon called Vosk’s Deathgrip in Borderlands 3. Does this help?

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Thx4SharingJerk DEMOCRATS: We support a bold new plan to eliminate inequality through government programs

REPUBLICANS: We want to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1c

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In which Google proves that they really do have worryingly immense power and control over the news and political me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ds

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@munin [Nods.] I get who he’s talking to. But even non-resident alien me knows this is not what the Reconstruction..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pa

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BetootaAdvocate Joel Fitzgibbon Demands Labor’s Climate Change Policy Be Solely Based On Keeping Him In A Job:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iI

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PeteLawler Has to be said: Regarding recent Tassal stockmarket price changes, something seems fishy. twitter.com/AlexDruuuce/st…

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“Robospooks: the perils of spy agencies’ embrace of artificial intelligence” themandarin.com.au/148423-robospo…

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@srepetsk If it’s just short then it’s a hyperloo.

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@cafuego “Everyone’s a winner, baby, that’s no lie.” youtube.com/watch?v=79U18c…

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This thread is an excellent explanation. twitter.com/TessaCoates/st…

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oz_f V interesting she says “Bill and Tanya” 😬 twitter.com/breakfastnews/…

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@______flick I have been waiting for these references.

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@nphair Yeah how does this even happen? It’s like all those gas guys saying we need a gas-led recovery. Baffling.

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@HappySinger These birds are an incredibly unreliable source of labour.

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@CDunnart No, the spiders are mostly long since eaten or otherwise dead and these are ancient relics.

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@darrenpauli Yes, lack of coordination and intelligence sharing is the problem. Kill me now.

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I must admit, this does intrigue me. twitter.com/CursedToilet_/…

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@voltagex Wow. And obviously you thought of me immediately. Which is right and proper. Thank you.

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@garthk I’ll have a look at the proposal and see if there’s a way to give them some feedback without resorting to a broom handle.

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I really much clean all the spider webs and other crap off that window.

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “You thought herd immunity would save us? Maybe not” pca.st/8aof74pe

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@NickyWill100 Is he? They know what causes that now.

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If you missed the third pilot of “The 8pm Quiz” last night you can still play at youtube.com/watch?v=C4M56Q…

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@NickyWill100 Well true, and my schadenfreude gland is working overtime already. But we don’t need him doing bad jokes as well.

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“NAB to spend AU$220 million to take control of 86 400,” which is a bank and not a phone sex service. Are they even..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VH

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flowblok deepfake faces have finally gone too far. we need to regulate GANs pic.twitter.com/gClXhcjIqq

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Velokx Someone on Bloomberg said this GME thing is and I quote “as bad as the capitol riots.”

I almost spit my fucking drink out lmao

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Yes exactly. Someone in Labor should click through and read it. twitter.com/zerogeewhiz/st…

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No of course I haven’t read the task force’s report yet.

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“It also wants Standards Australia to work with government and industry to develop material, such as a handbook, on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XI

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Wow, the words “cyber”, “standards”, and “harmony” all in the same noun-phrase! I too would like a pony, NSW Cyber..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a2

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dawnstarau Been anticipating these for a while now - COVID vaccination themed ID/financial phish sites (reskinned existing kit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yv

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bdgrabinski a guy is crying about the wealthy being taxed we are beyond parody at this point pic.twitter.com/0LpKzALqpN

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@drsimmo Congratulations, L.1.2.061.L!

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saoirse_idk the BMI scale was never intended to be used as a scale for individuals health and was only introduced into healthca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tb

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saoirse_idk reminder that the BMI scale was invented by a racist mathematician (not a doctor) for the purpose of eugenics and h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…th

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Wow and Deutsche Bank has also cut ties with Donald Trump. The red ones, I think. They had one each and just… jus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yL

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BazzaCC People who write “u” instead of “you”.

What do you do with all the time you save?

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@StephanieCarvin I mean this is basically the quality of politics in Australia so go for it.

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I think what @glengyron is saying here is that Albo is just Tony Abbott but not punched in the head as much.

Lol y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1G

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@justanotheramy Oh of course. :) I’m capable of nuance, not the “With ‘em or agin ‘em” idiocy.

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@eddit0r @expectproblems I mean it’s a thing but it’s a bit niche. Also, it’s so doesn’t scan. Single syllables, people!

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Fri plan: Sleep in and slow start (obviously); do all the end-of-month things because yes people it’s the end of th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…40

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I could piss away quite a bit of time doing this bullshit today.

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🎶Jobs, jobs, jobs (we like jobs in cars)
Jobs, jobs, jobs (buy us beers in bars)
Jobs, jobs, jobs with hard work an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oq

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🎶 Jobs, jobs, jobs
How do you like it, how do you like it? 🎶
youtube.com/watch?v=RlJGrI…

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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…16

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Kicking off the new parliamentary year with a bang, I see. Lol. twitter.com/AlboMP/status/…

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I can see it’s going to be one of those days. pic.twitter.com/tyg0P3WGGK

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alexbhturnbull Wow what is going on? twitter.com/hudsonrivercro…

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BernardZuel Italian hired to do album cover for the young Todd Rundgren finally about to cash in. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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daokedao1234 In which the literal richest man in the world tries to launder his own personal insecurity about his company’s stoc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a6

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@CARROT_app Only 97% prettier? I would get better scientists

Anyway people always ask where to get the app so here..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zY

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In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues for another day and @CARROT_app COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NEW VERSION MY B..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NL

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Friday. Reconsider the first phase of your plan, and whether it has the correct ratio of bold colours to pastels. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7k

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FFS is that the time. Gorn.

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@pigeonwithscarf I know, I know, and sometimes I’ve done it myself. There are stories there. But gawd, the Brits ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aJ

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Flying from England to Scotland is like catching Eurostar to the corner shop for milk and a packet of fags.

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REMINDER: The entirety of Britain is roughly the size of the state of Victoria. Which is a wee little state of Australia.

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People fly from England to Scotland? It’s only a couple of suburbs away by Australian standards. twitter.com/AlynSmith/stat…

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@JustJimWillDo @johnmcternan Oh yeah shit no I will not go up against those Greek soldiers. But also that Scots guy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ih

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@JustJimWillDo @johnmcternan I will definitely not mock the pom pom on the top of that Scottish soldier’s hat becau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rq

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drspacejunk 10% of all objects ever launched into Earth orbit were launched this year. Sobering statistic.

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This looks like the start of a really bad dance routine, @johnmcternan. twitter.com/JohnRentoul/st…

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Imagine a world without Grammarly adverts.

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