Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 25th, 2021

@retrogrrl @GreenJ Some of us manage to have a penis without scabby bits. (I did not expect to have to write this sentence.)

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@GreenJ This knowledge has not improved my evening

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Foone Remember a while ago I said America needs more roundabouts so that people will learn how to use them?
Here’s a good..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cu

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Histreepix A 63 year old orphan plays the cries of an infant, in an effort to lure new mothers to his pram. Pimlico, 1908. pic.twitter.com/MadLseokrI

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It’s amazing this is not already a thing. twitter.com/awelder/status…

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mb_inthehutt In my hometown Adelaide there’s a memorial to the horses that served in the wars, and on Anzac Day people leave car..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y6

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servantofchaos “Elites” pic.twitter.com/mcZMR5gKmh

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ContraPoints When I was an undergrad I once wrote a paper using the phrase “late-stage capitalism” (which I’d just learned, was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eR

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HartWexford (It’s not really much like this) twitter.com/LordofWentwort…

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gothspiderbitch so did anyone else know that there was a massive pool noodle battle planned between all the people named Josh today..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mh

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derridalicious Calling all NSW residents (esp tenants!): please sign & share this petition calling to create a Landlord Non-compli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dL

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So yeah there’s a bit over two days to go in my current crowdfunding campaign. Please consider before I start massi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O7

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velmu @juhasaarinen @dougierydal @NZWarriors Finnish last name generator in JavaScript:

function finnishize(word){
ret..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O3

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@NGruen1 You are going to get so much hate mail lol.

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NGruen1 You have to hand it to Collingwood

They embodied the true spirit of Gallipoli

One cockup after another

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MildCuthbert THE ANZACS DIDN’T HAVE BLOODY SEATBELTS OR ANTIBIOTICS OR MMORPGS OR TINDER OR BISEXUAL LIGHTING OR

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I always know my birthday is coming up next month when pubs start emailing me about free bottles of wine.

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“‘Quite confusing and immature’: Teenagers review the Government’s consent video”
abc.net.au/news/2021-04-2…

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ColorOfChange BANNED: wearing the phrase “Black Lives Matter”
BANNED: taking a knee or raising a fist

The IOC’s policies are a d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lW

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johnb78 Bear Patrol a proven success! twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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burgotastic I was actually looking at the Dead Sea on google maps the other day. A lot of one star ratings saying it’s too salty twitter.com/cath_fletcher/…

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oz_f Nearly 1,000 retweets on a completely false post (the photo in question was posted by Andrew’s himself on Twitter!)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zr

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@dprk_ebooks Yeah OK I feel judged and it’s a fair call.

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stilgherrian “crooked /ˈkrʊkɪd/ adjective 1. bent or twisted out of shape or out of place.” pic.twitter.com/zKeSo4NYvZ

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stilgherrian With two and a half days to go, “The 9pm More Autumn Series 2021” is 56% of the way to Target One. We can do this…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ij

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stilgherrian Today is also Hug a Plumber Day. daysoftheyear.com/days/hug-a-plu…

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@dobes @glengyron I’m mean she’d be up for it regardless, right?

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@dobes @glengyron This is great to hear. And you’re doing all this without opiates?

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@dobes But overall, are you winning?

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JustJimWillDo The perfect ANZAC Day tweet.

Lest We Forget. twitter.com/Hasa81/status/…

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“How To Start A Protest At UC Berkeley” youtube.com/watch?v=OQnZl8…

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Cassie_write Plant based guacamole! Finally! pic.twitter.com/3xdcd5VCJA

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@JustJimWillDo Indeed. But he really is a lovely human being. Or he was then. He’s probably a Bondesque supervillain now.

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@Mesut_Ausil Your transcript is better than my transcript.

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Yes 1984. He’s that old. I’m that old. Here’s a transcript.stilgherrian.com/media/david_at…

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Just quietly, though it’s not on the recording because we were still setting up, when I interviewed David Attenboro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4L

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Apparently a state Premier is being a racist, which is of course unique in Australia’s history.

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@kcarruthers @madcatjo2point0 @reselsnark I am at one with the progress of the Universe.

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BBC will broadcast poems of Pam Ayers if it is ever forced off the air due to the likes of a meteor strike or nucle..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oV

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@franksting I have been very lazy so far today.

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@reselsnark @kcarruthers @madcatjo2point0 I can see Christensen as that chef detective bloke solving obscure cult murders.

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HHackenbecker A handy reference. pic.twitter.com/qXUGv9BMeT

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DougDodsonENews I’m perhaps the whitest, most Anglo person to ever exist, this is sending me into orbit pic.twitter.com/3DRUQuzNkS

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@oberonsghost @19bk69 This is not going well. :( Good luck!

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@brencarruthers This is a YouTube channel worth subscribing to. It’s all just this one bridge.

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@jsleeio @jodiem Anyway the poll works. I now know you were born in the 1940s.

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“Rental boxtruck gets stuck as train crosses the 11foot8+8 bridge” youtube.com/watch?v=VxOUG8… Fantastic timing.

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@expectproblems You have to play the Federation anthem on that accordion keyboard. pic.twitter.com/qrVYTYiKvM

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PDLComics shit pic.twitter.com/5AU2ofvAGj

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@kels_316 As I said, you have good judgement.

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clapifyoulikeme Nothing prepared me for this ending
reddit.com/r/todayilearne… pic.twitter.com/fLXS5jioKf

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@misosusanowa @senatorshoshana No I’m with you. The obliviousness of the Karen brigade is astounding.

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I’m going to screenshot this because I bet this cunt will try to walk it back. pic.twitter.com/Fu7XGsVmQa

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CollinSLKoh The PLA Navy commissions today: 094 ballistic missile sub Changzheng-18; Type-055 guidedmissile destroyer Dalian; a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A9

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@jsleeio Three? Wow. Even I only miss one of them, the youngest.

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JugCerovic Its finally here after years of work: a WORLD map of night trains!

night-trains.com

Night trains of the wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EE

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@misosusanowa @senatorshoshana The world is very strange right now, but also exactly how it’s always been.

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Lol sure a fun poll and also tell this data broker what decade you were born in. Don’t do this shit, people. pic.twitter.com/ay8RZphaWv

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senatorshoshana Things that are not the holocaust: Having to wear a mask during a deadly pandemic twitter.com/Baddiel/status…

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expectproblems Love comparing the trailer/ad for one of the early ’80s Microsoft Flight Simulator releases to the more modern one. youtube.com/watch?v=KF8Xmt…

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@franksting Ah I *think* I know where that is. But can I be arsed moving from Haymarket?

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@JustJimWillDo @expectproblems @DrRhysPockett And hey some days I appreciate other aspects of my life.

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jryderau Tim Wilson tries to put hand on heart

Misses

pic.twitter.com/6EFzFN3Z9r

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dufussy The best part of the Legendary Josh Battle … the multiple mirror selections! 🤣 twitter.com/nicolegriff101…

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@DrRhysPockett Gives the strafing fighter aircraft something to aim at.

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Shatter242 @hacks4pancakes @ErrataRob @mattblaze @dakami I think from here on out all DNS related internet issues should be called a Kaminsky Outage.

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I haven’t written anything on it in ages. Here’s the last two, which seem a bit dated now.

“Anzac Day Rememberings..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v2

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Hmmm. I’d planned to keep my Anzac Day thoughts private this year, but meh I have now retweeted some quality shitposting so here we are.

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“PM Reminds Australia It Wasn’t A Flash Day For The Turks On Gallipoli Either” betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/…

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YGalanter @DinoDaddy98 @FeelGoodPage11 It all makes sense now pic.twitter.com/HXHmZfO8Tc

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FeelGoodPage11 Today I saw the impossible pic.twitter.com/GXc8RO1eyQ

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GonzoHacker Oh no, it appears the hackers have set themselves to visibility: hidden; pic.twitter.com/gpSt7vIfpP

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JustJimWillDo Well, this is exciting! twitter.com/CNSA_en/status…

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@jodiem @SerenasSoapbox Yep, works for me. I think if you’re adding to a Victorian era station you need to provide..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zq

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SerenasSoapbox Reasonable question, not dissing the tweeter here but I can’t believe how many people are piling on here. This is e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lq

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bitcoin_txt A 50k floor on btc is like Christmas giving you a blowjob.

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CaptJeff Lest we Forget. pic.twitter.com/xv4uqoy4pQ

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“crooked /ˈkrʊkɪd/ adjective 1. bent or twisted out of shape or out of place.” pic.twitter.com/zKeSo4NYvZ

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RudiEdsall This story has the most American bro energy imaginable twitter.com/nypost/status/…

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@e_blyler @DrMiaow Ditto. And maybe that’s a good thing. :)

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@jdub No, and their gallons are a whole different size too. It’s a living hellscape.

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hotelluxband thoughts and prayers to the last occupant of our airbnb who clearly thought this coaster was a digestive pic.twitter.com/B7nUgNKHvy

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PtakJokes My organization has hidden the gender of 5 babies around the city. We will reveal one every hour until our demands have been met

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@garystark @TeenVogue I’d like to see a Polaroid surge right now.

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GonzoHacker It’s backed by the metals recovered from all the catalytic converters my followers can destroy

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GonzoHacker My new cryptocurrency requires posting an nft representing proof of clubbing a baby seal to death

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TeenVogue SO SMOL tnvge.co/LuNZWWf

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@jpwarren To make it all about me, I’m starting to feel old when people I want to meet keep dying before I get the chance. Ah well.

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@drspacejunk @CosmicRami Ah! Happy Birthday, Alice! I’ll check the rules for this silliness shortly, because making..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eC

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@jpwarren Indeed. I’d never met him, but he was one of the good people.

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@jpwarren He is no longer with us, but I don’t know how.

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DrMiaow “He wishes to inform you that ASCII—
as he puts it, using the ancient tongue,
the art of ANSI— is still alive” pic.twitter.com/nfZsJMqdGF

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jonkudelka People who complain about wasting a click on something that’s paywalled should be entitled to a refund on their click, so here it is:

click

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“Beethoven 5th Symphony but on Toy Instruments” by @TwoSetViolin youtube.com/watch?v=3a1soI…

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KariByron That is all I needed from the internet today. twitter.com/rexchapman/sta…

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yokoonobot Do know where your flash drive is? Cher does.

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@elisethoma5 The schedule is getting pretty crowded there these days.

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JordanRasko I am gay pic.twitter.com/xPp0woJMwR

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PeteMC666 This is actually very true. pic.twitter.com/IU7JLCUAbC

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It’ll be television. It’s always television.

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So looking forward to Craig Kelly’s next career, the one where he thinks he can make a bigger difference than… [c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IR

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Sun plan: Faff about, really. It’s lovely outside so I might go for a walk. I should go for a walk. I want to have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aC

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CasPiancey Really embracing that Bitcoin as a religion thing pic.twitter.com/am2j0sep0A

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Joanwestenberg Never forget. The greatest Twitter exchange of all time. Of all. Time. pic.twitter.com/vGJq4NgT6s

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NathanaelB PS: Also really good for plastic. pic.twitter.com/Fh7OL6VOIs

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@drspacejunk We don’t get much insect-oriented prog rock these days, do we.

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If you haven’t experienced “The 9pm Edict” podcast before then head to stilgherrian.com/category/edict/ or just search for i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…91

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With two and a half days to go, “The 9pm More Autumn Series 2021” is 56% of the way to Target One. We can do this…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ij

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@19bk69 Pffft! You can do that any day. But how often do you get to hug a plumber?

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thejuicemedia The Australien and Victorien Governments have made an ad about their Electric Vehicle policies, and it’s surprising..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nf

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Sunday. There are thousands of tiny creatures living in your groin area, and they’ve had enough of it. Soon they will rebel. Sunday.

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