stilgherrian Thank God it’s Friday.
stilgherrian QUICK, DRIPPERS! GET IN STUPID ARGUMENTS OVER WHICH OF THE SEVEN DIFFERENT FLU VACCINES YOU’LL ACCEPT OR REFUSE BAS..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zp
stilgherrian So Titscoin is a thing. twitter.com/litcapital/sta…
This should be @jonkudelka. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@JustJimWillDo Yes I think you introduced Fan Ho to me. I would never-ending disrespect a photographer or their personal dog.
MadameGilflurt Rod Stewart arrived on the island of Elba to begin his exile #onthisday in 1814. It was here that he began work on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ix
@colourmeamused_ @verbaliza @arielbogle Oh them. No, podcasts are bad for society.
UselRay1500 This is the most ridiculous “cheap” property I have ever seen.
It’s a fuckking lane.
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@glengyron @JustJimWillDo Well played.
@JustJimWillDo I like his hat.
@colourmeamused_ @verbaliza @arielbogle Wait what? Ariel is wonderful but good God no, I just shitpost in between o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…37
@JustJimWillDo It’s good to see him there with his pet dog.
@SteveMolk @aaronch3n @SBSOnDemand I should probably sucker him into being on the pod at some point.
NewtonMark Imagine any normal workplace behaving like this. twitter.com/brigidglanvill…
gotlegsmacro This is one of those “watch until the end” types I promise pic.twitter.com/NMUKGQr5NA
@jsleeio They’re a great team.
@waferbaby @parisba 1. It was more like 600 years ago. 2. Sorry, Paris, you’re quite right and I have a terrible memory.
@SteveMolk @aaronch3n @SBSOnDemand Well yes I’m a slight fan.
GordyPls I’d order pizza and meet the guy out the back of the marquee to be honest. twitter.com/annastaciamp/s…
@CC___Raider @kcarruthers The Governor-General is most unlikely to do this. You do know the difference between a Pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gn
@moylecroft @NewtonMark I know what you’re doing here. I know the logo.
@oberonsghost Hunting Sean Connery, you mean. ;)
@kcarruthers Is this a synonym for “mad old fucker”?
Not only does the President of Ireland have a magnificent dog, he managed to deliver a piece to camera while the do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q8
@dfpiii @OccupyMyGov One of them is carrying the Briefcase of Gethsemane.
@dfpiii @OccupyMyGov I’m more concerned about the sign he’s holding, in a language that won’t exist for another 1500 years.
@NewtonMark @moylecroft @Pollytics If in doubt, resort to child labour.
Tegan_Writes Updated!
The ACCC has now confirmed with me that the issue in question is the button battery in the AirTags twitter.com/Tegan_Writes/s…
Thank God it’s Friday.
mrbenjaminlaw Remarkable number of replies to this essentially saying “You chose to travel to India, and though you’re an Austral..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gm
chaser Man who had tantrum over mean tweets thinks he’s ready for war with global superpower
brucearnoldlaw tho of course if the govt requires you to answer you might just be a little bit wary about the Cth Data Availabilit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4F
FXMC1957 4 May 1982. Twenty British sailors were killed after the 4,100 ton Royal Navy destroyer HMS Sheffield was struck by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bW
@parisba Lovely. Maybe a cheese platter can resolve the remaining difference of opinion.
gordonkerry Think tank claims… twitter.com/kathy__odonnel…
@parisba Of course. :)
@AndyPalmer @SuperCroup [Nods.] This makes sense. Mass media tends to cause “standardisation” of language.
westaustralian The entire lower house crossbench has written to Scott Morrison urging him to immediately tear up the order crimina..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UU
raykwong I’m going to tell my kids this is Ted Cruz. pic.twitter.com/VR8WmWE8oX
@parisba Mac’n’cheese is a crime against humanity, IMHO.
@parisba Mate. No.
@NuclearAnthro You’re right, but quite frankly it’s the copy editor’s* job to deal with house style issues, not the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M6
See THIS is the stuff that fascinates me about linguistics. twitter.com/freney/status/…
SuperCroup WELCOME TO HULL pic.twitter.com/xG9wyqpEni
WalkWithWallace ⚡ I found a Nikon D3200 SLR in River Carnoch under Ben Aden. The camera was trashed, but the memory card is working..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Im
@wolfcat @JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @Pollytics Tell me more about “tug pilots”.
@DanielJBatt We touch upon those matters, yes.
yokoonobot J.K. Rowling, The Eagles, Ruth Madoc, Tears For Fears, Carol Smillie, Dara O’Briain, Mummy Pig… I could go on lik..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…As
@NewtonMark @Pollytics That’s quite sweet.
I have just finished recording a fun podcast with @jonkudela which will be edited and posted tomorrow. It contains stories about snakes.
@Pollytics @NewtonMark There are alternatives. pic.twitter.com/zMnbhunFBp
QUICK, DRIPPERS! GET IN STUPID ARGUMENTS OVER WHICH OF THE SEVEN DIFFERENT FLU VACCINES YOU’LL ACCEPT OR REFUSE BAS..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zp
@expectproblems @NewtonMark Good luck, Mark. pic.twitter.com/T78rejqV9y
Lashed! I wonder whether there are any other words. twitter.com/10NewsFirstMel…
@JustJimWillDo @aaronch3n No not like that. Probably.
@willclarkeinoz @aaronch3n Fair point.
@skyyharrington Signalling is a wonderful technology.
@sleepingdingo @paulwallbank And isn’t it marvellous!
“Hottest comedy newcomer,” @aaronch3n, who has credits going back nearly a decade. Still, “hottest”. Mrrrowl! twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…
SwiftOnSecurity Inspired by recent events, all our corporate firewall changes will be announced on a Twitter account and our employ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4r
buitengebieden_ Perfect ear flick of a Caracal kitten.. pic.twitter.com/hwu0lAkGzh
NewtonMark This will be approximately as effective as ACMA’s Spam Act policing. You know, that legislation the Australian Gove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wa
JarniBlakkarly I’m looking to speak to anyone who has taken out Buy Now Pay Later or a payday loan through a phone app and subsequ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d8
@jonkudelka Gotcha. pic.twitter.com/NaATwIvFIg
Lol Gladwell.
@jonkudelka That does look quite good. Will it have a highlight colour as well, per the seemingly pink bits on the master?
nerdjpg So the queen of England is newly single and suddenly Bill gates gets a divorce. Interesting
Loving the idea that the Royal Navy is going on 40-nation world tour just like if it were an actual thing. twitter.com/paulwiggins/st…
MattH01993 Haha what pic.twitter.com/ktUQlhETxD
This footage isn’t new, but every time it’s posted I love watching these Royal Marines hovering as near stationary..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mn
BlkGrlBrilliant I don’t know whether to call this a lie, or misplaced overconfidence twitter.com/naacpyoungboy/… pic.twitter.com/QcxvkPd43W
@jonkudelka @_midofo_ It’s such a friendly place.
@_midofo_ @jonkudelka I hope it didn’t each too much.
@_midofo_ @jonkudelka That sounds like an adventure in its own right.
OccupyMyGov Pentecostal Jesus stealing a loaf of bread from a homeless man. pic.twitter.com/h9jOTlJedZ
OzKitsch “All they seem’d to want was for us to be gone”
Captain Cook meets the locals, Botany Bay, 30 April 1770..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RK
Wxcafe is sysvinit better, or is systemd better?
become enlightened. the right answer is that neither is good, because th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nj
@_midofo_ @jonkudelka It’s not the block who had a tiger snake is his tinnie but still motored 11km back across the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T8
Tweet_Dec This by @adrianbliss made me howl 🍷 pic.twitter.com/eZEcSvgagf
CJ_Daugherty @goldengateblond Nancy Mitford was the queen of no. She had cards made to say no for her. Ice. Cold. pic.twitter.com/mUeDQ4NVNn
LettersOfNote @WimplePig @goldengateblond The art of saying no: news.lettersofnote.com/p/i-hate-every…
Totally unfair on platelickers. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…
honk_bot @jpwarren @stilgherrian @NewtonMark @dobes @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @JohnBirmingham Honk the Planet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Th
This is very @NewtonMark @jpwarren @dobes @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @JohnBirmingham content. twitter.com/myrcurial/stat…
myrcurial That time when you’re scrolling Reddit popular and see your friend and they are being inappropriately awesome and l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pY
johnedwinmason Astonishing cartoon for 1884. “The only way to prove that you have been clubbed by a policeman — photography him i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Om
@darrenpauli @snare Pffft! Young people today. No sense of adventure.
@_midofo_ @jonkudelka Now that I’ve seen the full clip, “Steak or Stake?” is a good question. Or should it be “Steak or Snake?”?
kevinperry Sky News to rebrand as Fox News
Read More -> tvblackbox.com.au/page/2021/05/0… pic.twitter.com/xB2G5JFBf2
So, like from their ear tags? twitter.com/Christchurch_N… pic.twitter.com/dYYUvDlJ61
@9NewsQueensland @SophieUpcroft One person is a “major breach”? Get a grip.
“Best avocado smash” is like saying “Most appealing case of dysentery”. twitter.com/aleeb88/status…
My God this industry is full of shit. twitter.com/expensify/stat…
Reminder: If you’re a supporter of “The 9pm Edict” podcast then here’s a reminder for you. You may well have words..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TC
@expectproblems Eight inches, sure, but floppy.
Is a reverse dog-whistle when you suck it back in or blow it out your arse?
“Panicked PM tries to reverse a dog-whistle amid quarantine incompetence,” writes @BernardKeane crikey.com.au/2021/05/04/pan…
Enjoying the Prime MInister’s live cross into Today from Beef Australia earlier today. 9now.com.au/today/2021/cli… pic.twitter.com/52QEN7vCQE
USCPSC Don’t worry, Twitter. They know what it means. pic.twitter.com/YVmgrsswWc
USCPSC America. pic.twitter.com/ls8zQ2ekEd
gregmlarsen It’s early but I’m calling it, this bloke is my favourite Liberal presser background shill of 2021 pic.twitter.com/NQPVBKXseu
cameronwilson This is legit deranged: former Liberal Senator and Sky News host Cory Bernardi has floated the idea Senator Andrew..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ie
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Will we finally see a jump in vaccinations?” pca.st/82gf8lff
Well @dobes, this is a good @davpope today. pic.twitter.com/SrNySnjxzd
@SuperCroup Most disappointing.
NickEvershed This, by Chris Mitchell writing in @australian is false. Not only is it false, even a cursory look at the deaths in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z8
RevDaniel What I learned today on Twitter: the first thing people jettison into the sea during their stormy voyage to the Is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oh
@misosusanowa @RealSexyCyborg That sounds… fun? [Shudder.]
GordyPls It’s only racist if one single race grosses you out. If two or more do it’s sparkling ethno-state nationalism. twitter.com/trudymcintosh/…
@jonoabroad @jonkudelka Thanks. :)
alexbhturnbull We definitely need an IG account called “white men writing books about China”. Reckon we can clock 10 posts a day, easy.
Meanwhile the current podcast with @cameronwilson is really quite good. You should listen to that and then go to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bO
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course, and I’ll be adding to them as this week progresse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QT
@jonkudelka If you’re a podcast supporter with TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSATION TOPIC fo today’s recording with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gW
Tue plan: Slow start because stress levels are still high; podcast pre-production; 1600 record podcast with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rY
CosmicRami Arachnophobes should avoid this tweet ….
WAIT - what if the spiders are just trying to broadcast their images t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iA
RealSexyCyborg Anytime you see “3D printed house” articles the info you are looking for is- rebar. Concrete is weak, concrete and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cR
Timothyjgraham So this is happening today in Times Square #dogecoin
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ShaharHameiri Decades of scholarship on Australia as a middle power, and yet faced with a genuine need for clever diplomacy to ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1O
cameronwilson Australian cricketers acting as a stronger Opposition than the Australian Labor Party
DrRebeccaO @timritchie … while just before 8am, Anzac Bridge is invisible due to Sydney smoke and fog, compared to usual vie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tK
timritchie As I cycled across the Harbour Bridge in the dark this morning (just after 4am) I could taste the smoke from hazard..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xH
sectalks Check out our upcoming talk on election security in Australia with @VTeagueAus, CEO of Thinking Cybersecurity. Regi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aA
GrogsGamut “The Morrison government is not racist, but this is the sort of conduct that you’d see from a racist regime.”
I me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xD
@darkhorse166 I think this is called being a company yourself, and contracting to supply services.
It’s a damp grey day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/srisasSvm5
So Titscoin is a thing. twitter.com/litcapital/sta…
TheShovel “They knew the risks”
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Tuesday. It’s not their fault that they’re just better than you. Your failures are your own. Tuesday.