Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 14th, 2021

ArenaFlowers 10 signs of weakness in negotiation. pic.twitter.com/0Errv72yeR

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I hadn’t known this was a thing. I’m not sure how I feel about it. twitter.com/nowthisnews/st…

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JazzTwemlow I just think capitalism is a fine and wonderful thing that is in no way eroding our collective consciousness. pic.twitter.com/nSCqECZ0R8

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paulca Docker is basically iframes for computers.

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I must be a hipster because I thought Gl*nn Gr**nwald was an annoying cunt long before it was fashionable.

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IllyBocean POLL FOR NON-AUSTRALIANS ONLY: have you ever heard of Delta Goodrem?

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Histreepix American schoolchildren learn to defend themselves against a scientifically-informed worldview. Texas, 1956. pic.twitter.com/4Y0AeO8cEx

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Histreepix Some Brits were so keen to fight, they assembled their own aircraft from parts issued free in weekly magazines. 1941 pic.twitter.com/BrLQMYqgez

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yokoonobot Pickled onions work in mysterious ways.

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Ah, February! Such a heady month! pic.twitter.com/sy6loqfVKR

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stilgherrian Rule 34. twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…

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@Bergha2 @dobes Yes, not exactly a fan of Nixon.

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@gab4moi You mean @NewtonMark? His airplane is in pieces on the floor, like a discarded toy.

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I think this Wikipedia entry needs an update. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_ma…

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sticky_ssb New rock paper scissors just dropped pic.twitter.com/YTMxszbryd

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@dobes “It was like falling down an elevator shaft and landing in a pool full of mermaids.” pic.twitter.com/ubjNiYG2Rf

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@gambabiondo I should have staff to deal with this sort of thing.

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skyaustnews BREAKING: Scott Morrison expected to announce resignation shortly. Live feed on Sky News.

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@drunkenmadman @SnarkyPlatypus The Platypus would be up for the poutine but my God that’s one hell of a menu!

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hellohistoria I like a Facebook page about BPD and this just came up in my notifications 🙃 pic.twitter.com/tb5cNEmSF5

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@drunkenmadman @SnarkyPlatypus Noted. I quite like haggis, but I’m somewhat sceptical of that… variation.

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I have neglected to obtain TGIF alcohol and now it’s an apparent temperature of -3°C outside, windy, and 1.5km to t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lU

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You had me at “deep-fried haggis pakoras”. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus twitter.com/drunkenmadman/…

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@_TheOtherHoff @unixbigot Hah! I’m sure I’m not the first to use it.

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Well then, @DavidFeng @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus. What we now need is Sydney Opera House shaped ice creams. Maybe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hf

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@ciaranmartinoxf @AusCERT All in a day’s work. :) That Cadbury’s chocolate factory shutdown was serious business.

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@dobes I am going down a gonzo rabbit-hole. “The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved” by Hunter S Thompson (197..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zg

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “The winged ninja cyber monkeys narrative is absolutely wrong: Former NCSC chief” i.e…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rf

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stilgherrian NEW VIDEO: “Craig Kelly MP banned from Facebook, wants them done for contempt of parliament”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2I

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stilgherrian @JohnBirmingham Ladies, you may wish to get your local Manblokes to read this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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kcarruthers Crazy idea that might just catch on: McDonald’s raises wages for US staff as it struggles to find workers ft.com/content/da9dd7…

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“News Corp exclusive on Chinese ‘bioweapons’ based on discredited 2015 book of conspiracy theories” theguardian.com/world/2021/may…

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@sylmobile Pretty much spot on average for this time of year.

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@caseyjohnellis @zdnetaustralia @ciaranmartinoxf Cheers, but I just wrote down what then nice man from Britain said. :)

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EthicsInBricks Dance like nobody’s watching.

Email like it will one day be read aloud at a deposition. pic.twitter.com/KWL5JMwkAj

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Also, a reminder to check to provenance of your photos. twitter.com/Xyless/status/…

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Five stars for being fashion-forward as you prepare for self-immolation. twitter.com/DavidVineyard9…

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Reuters Irish health service shuts down all IT systems due to ransomware attack pic.twitter.com/WfI3Aq92IN

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DarrenODonovan One for my aussie tech folk: entire Irish national health IT system taken offline due to ransomware attack on a hos..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gy

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“The Rise and Fall of Rolling Stone: What happened when Jann Wenner traded the hippie dream for pop-star friends an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uh

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earleyedition : Australian neo-Nazi Tom Sewell arrested by counter-terrorism police buff.ly/33I08LU pic.twitter.com/YuqvJipiMu

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Time for me to leave the conference streams. It’s been another good one, @AusCERT. I should have another story at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nD

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girlgerms How many times do you get to talk about papsmears on a security panel?!? 😂

WOMEN REPRESENT!!! 👊♀️

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@paulkidd I knew someone would post this. :)

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Reminder: Whenever you see a new story referring to Australia’s population as “25 million” you know they didn’t che..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…te

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@unixbigot Cool, that’s where it should be.

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Not sure why this takes 23 minutes to explain. pic.twitter.com/8MupxVP5XZ

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business JUST IN: Singapore is returning to lockdown mode for one month as virus cases rise, limiting groups to two people a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sc

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“Perfect peel at the 11foot8+8 bridge” youtube.com/watch?v=mPUL2S…

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stephendziedzic This is terrible news. About 70 people due to board the first post travel ban flight from India will not be able to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q2

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@dobes Is that the Sigma Male guy?

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “The winged ninja cyber monkeys narrative is absolutely wrong: Former NCSC chief” i.e…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rf

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@dobes @joshgnosis @TimWattsMP Good thing I’m a coward and turned off comments before the Graun readers get to it.

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glengyron We’re on road to nowhere… twitter.com/crowedm/status…

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Gosh. Rolling Stone June 2021 Special Collector’s Box Set featuring BTS $150.00 USD. shop.rollingstone.com/products/box-s… pic.twitter.com/y75dtwoPwk

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NEW VIDEO: “Craig Kelly MP banned from Facebook, wants them done for contempt of parliament”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2I

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@dobes @joshgnosis @TimWattsMP I know how to use Parlview lol. Downloading now.

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@dobes @joshgnosis @TimWattsMP I’ll dig out and post the video of his speech shortly.

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@darrenpauli @rohan_p To be fair, I’m sure that committee staffers would occasionally like the escapism of being se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kR

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rohan_p From a submission to the ACCC’s Digital Platform Services Inquiry: pic.twitter.com/7AXr29F6ZS

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@JohnBirmingham Ladies, you may wish to get your local Manblokes to read this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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KT_So_It_Goes I don’t know what this new holiday is but I like it twitter.com/vanessa_abee/s…

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@JohnBirmingham Oh, it also contains the phrase “deeply clueless muntwaffle” early up, which is an excellent phrase.

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benschneiders Fin Review not happy with this week’s budget. pic.twitter.com/WuhRmsF52g

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Today’s free-to-read Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “Clotty’s little ladies of Vegemiteland”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ol

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@sylmobile @R_Chirgwin I don’t understand why you’re doing this when you could just spend an afternoon in Champagne Charlie’s.

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@bastardsheep Lol OK I’ll choose completely random words on your behalf. randomwordgenerator.com

Please DM me how..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aP

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crikey_news Been on the ‘gram recently? Our prime minister is carefully curating himself a new artful, Insta-friendly image — j.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KXZ

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msmsaifullah Hokkaido Shinkansen passing next to the rice fields. Lovely photo.

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stilgherrian Apple Podcast users who subscribe to “The 9pm Edict”, does your app have the two latest episodes with Cameron Wilso..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hv

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stilgherrian A quick reminder for supporters of “The 9pm Edict” podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@gattaca Sorry I missed it because I was on deadline, but I’ll catch it on the reply.

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@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus Ah yes! Asian laksa is definitely the best kind of laksa. I’ve actually tried that, and w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bg

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains chocolate and cybergeddon.

In fact I should’ve put the phrase “more c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wM

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“Things just catch fire sometimes.” twitter.com/KevinMKruse/st…

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@jpwarren @dobes Maybe ASD isn’t saying who tore down the bad system because it was them.

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botandy you get a push notification on your phone that says ‘your situation is perilous you need to… 1/2’ and the battery dies

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“Labor pitches ‘startup year’ as key to Australia’s future” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/labor-…

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“Law firms look to launch landmark strip-search class action against NSW police” theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@dobes @_BertHandsome @purserj @rohan_p Sure. I can get all the way to the closest station. Or any station. I’m not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D2

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@sylmobile @R_Chirgwin O hai. But are you popping in to the pub? Looks like a no.

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@_BertHandsome @dobes @purserj @rohan_p I would be up for this except I’d need a driver.

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“ASD knows who attacked the APH email system but isn’t revealing who” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/asd-kn…

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matthew_d_green We get this content for free. 😂 twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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That was a really good presentation but I was only paying partial attention because I’m meant to be writing. Watch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…En

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Maddie Stone from Google’s Project Zero just made this comment. Reassuring. Or something. pic.twitter.com/WoQAerHTWX

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@bbbozzz @RadioFreeTom Also, maybe don’t just stride in with “You should” as your first comment. You’re not my real mother.

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@bbbozzz @RadioFreeTom The word you’re looking for is “paraphrase”. Paraphrasing someone’s argument to highlight it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fP

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@anaesthete It always has been. Sydney metropolitan area, not City of Sydney local council area or Sydney CBD. pic.twitter.com/EuE7qMFZ6r

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I’m tweeting while watching some @AusCERT Cybersecurity Conference sessions again today. The program is at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JI

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“Man allegedly hit in the face with an axe at Sydney pub,” namely the Commercial in Parramatta. smh.com.au/national/nsw/m…

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@dchand2425 @RadioFreeTom We get a plague of brain worms every time a major change is announced here in Australia t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aZ

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@TheIronMonk3 What, be part of a scam to pump to value of pretend money among a group of complete cunts so they can..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lC

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Press release just received: “CamSoda, a leading online adult webcam platform, today announced it will host a live..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tk

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viveka If you’d like to know the price of a soul, you could ask one of these handsome people twitter.com/adrianzanardo/…

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A quick reminder for supporters of “The 9pm Edict” podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Pinboard Imagine Janet Yellen snorting fat rails on her podcast and deciding to set the prime borrowing rate to -420% for th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XL

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Pinboard Bitcoin is a decentralized, independent store of value that frees you from the tyranny of governments and bankers,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xt

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This headline turns into a “vAcCiNeS cAuSe StUtTeRiNg” conspiracy in 5… 4… 3… scmp.com/week-asia/heal…

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This is the relevant thread. By “Twitter” he means “You stupid fuckin’ arsehats on Twitter who I am sick of” but he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aE

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Tom has reached the end of his tether, and rightly so. twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/s…

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_alialkhatib men will do… whatever this is instead of going to therapy 🤢 twitter.com/fiones05/statu…

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Abebab Just stop this nonsense twitter.com/Paula_Piccard/…

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Fri plan: Write a thing for @zdnetaustralia; continue watching sessions at the @AusCERT cybersecurity conference..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tA

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mmasnick This whole thread is incredible. Dude gets busted driving a Tesla from the backseat, car gets impounded. He goes ou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz

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It’s sunny in the Blue Mountains today but it’s also windy and not warm. Come here at your own risk. pic.twitter.com/oy9GBrvEUU

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cathywilcox1 Strongman.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/67TovLc7On

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kenli729 This settles it. I’m never going back / Sounds. Smells. Little privacy. We did not miss this. slate.com/technology/202… via @Slate

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Friday. I don’t know what “wilful ignorance” even means and I don’t care. Friday.

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