Gorn.
RT @whoacity: A free diver captured the moment when two bubble rings collided, dissolving into each other to form one larger circle. https:…
@cathywilcox1 People can buy trigger words which are then thrown into the conversation to see what chat they trigger.
@_midofo_ @JohnBirmingham There’s often way more than that!
I want one of those browser plugins that swaps “jabbed†for “stabbedâ€. And a knife. https://t.co/RYoKfYFzFn
@JustJimWillDo I know what I’m doing.
@indiescribe Wow I haven’t had mead in more than a decade!
Wait, what?
Sodomy. https://t.co/UT8jQ2xmPG
That’s quite a scary concept, a World Bidet.
IMPORTANT CLUE: Thursday is World Bee Day. https://t.co/7zRZn2Tcpd Or possibly World Bidet. These facts may well in… https://t.co/moZCJilELJ
The next episode of the Edict is with cartoonist @cathywilcox1. If you have credits for TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSA… https://t.co/2DqSA0yePh
@juhasaarinen You need to explain that to the podcast platforms.
Thanks, @JohnBirmingham. Slight correction. The Wikipedia entry for “Gonzo Journalism†lists you as a proponent of… https://t.co/uRTs58Hpa8
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm One Podcast, Two Systems, and a Ladydisease with John Birmingham†@JohnBirmingham (1h07m50s)… https://t.co/CZDneAx8Tk
@jonoabroad That’s lovely to hear. :)
Uploading the podcast.
EXACTLY 72 HOURS FROM NOW: “The 8pm Quiz†livestream returns this Thursday 20 May at 8pm AEST.… https://t.co/q4GzplvfWj

STU_ACTOR If you face swap Mulder and Scully they look like a great Synth Pop band…. pic.twitter.com/9YvEkiSTyr
Mixing down the podcast.
@jonoabroad Lol well you got a trigger word into this one, fear not!
The podcast editing is going just fine. I’m almost certain that “The 9pm Edict†will be on the line by 9pm AEST. Just so you know.
@JohnBirmingham And the podcast recording is done! I’ll get onto the editing very shortly.
@kels_316 That’s not reassuring. I thin@R_Chirgwinin would be aware of any asbestos here though.
Making a coffee and getting ready to record with @JohnBirmingham. And yes, I’ll post this podcast tonight because I… https://t.co/l2XWlBlr1x
@HappySinger Birds are idiots.
@RealNickHodge Hahaha yes Happy Asbestos! https://t.co/9a7rh9QN9e
RT @therevmountain: “ALP the musical is a ROMP! ââââ”
“Fun for all the family!”
“Robert Mills shines as Albanese” https://t.co/Z39C2QPCVh
@kels_316 No no the question is the other way round. :) What DID your childhood home have that your current one doe… https://t.co/58SgPXThzl
@kels_316 He died when I was 10yo, though, so all this is very second or third-hand.
@kels_316 This was in South Australia so I think either RAAF Mallala when it was closed down in 1960 (farm occupied… https://t.co/5cbwTeusci
@kels_316 I believe so. I know there was asbestos in the property in some spots and I know what asbestos sheeting (… https://t.co/qOfUyqhfaN
@HappySinger I know you appreciate short animal videos which are titled accurately.
No hot water.
Asbestos.
Poverty. https://t.co/1v0OlJInuZ
Apparently tonight Mercury will be at its highest point above the horizon in the evening sky. “Look for the planet… https://t.co/GQCM0ZVrZr
@patstokes Not a bad playlist, actually.
RT @patstokes: - Rainbow Connection
- Tutti Frutti
- We’re Not Pantera
- If Ever I Would Leave You
- O Superman
- The Internationale
- When…
@jeamland Quite blue. In fact I can make it very blue.
@colourmeamused_ @NewtonMark @jplonie Yep! Next Monday 1.30pm.
Thanks, yes this is the one I meant. Cheerful stuff. https://t.co/i4SxcBMopC
@swearyanthony That’s the one, thank you.
Dear Lazy Twitter, I forgot to save that news video of a vox pop of Israelis in the street who were pretty much, as… https://t.co/VCCWvnZ41n
@colourmeamused_ @NewtonMark @jplonie As I said, I’m all booked in around the timing of my flu shot so no need to change anything.
This doesn’t exactly reek of competence. https://t.co/BS0AUNP1N9
RT @patriottakes: I’m not sure. I don’t think Bill Gates knows either. https://t.co/SDRsj7lg6U
@SuperCroup It doesn’t. It really doesn’t.
“Cow in love with accordion,†it’s titled, but yeah I’m not so sure. https://t.co/0RGioHfdYU
RT @Tinkafur: @SwiftOnSecurity But what is engineering really? I think to qualify as an engineer one should demonstrate the ability to oper…
RT @tef_ebooks: shoutout to the one person who replied to the thread about “what makes a real engineer” with a photo of them in a fursuit d…
RT @mumbletwits: So it looks like 29% Newspoll net “good for the economy”, which is the highest since Peter Costello’s last budget in 2007…
Listening to this week’s “Le Showâ€@theharryshearerhpca.st/iagf11v1l2xRZl
RT @HeerJeet: Kind of amazing how quickly the Pentagon has gone from “UFOs? Just weather balloons and swamp gas” to “yeah, everyday we see…
Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “Kate Manne on why we don’t believe wpca.st/jowam6aoZkRNfOpl
Awesome. https://t.co/C61ZFpU4mo
Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “Why is there suddenly so much talk about the border reopeninpca.st/p293glc1fkBTFi
@morebento I’ve been waiting for someone to say something like that so I can pass on their contact details to the assassins guild.
If you have TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSATION TOPIC credit you want to use with JB this afternoon, I’ll need to know… https://t.co/tSaPcTqfqM
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with a bunch of other stuff referenced in this thread. https://t.co/Ict95Rb3ZW
Mon plan: Ease into the work week; write some bits for @zdnetaustralia which I’ll finish tomorrow; 1500 record a po… https://t.co/fBxwXxTVcr
Ah, so there’s quite a few more of them. This is good, I guess. https://t.co/RZ1fk1X2yO

Sunny in the Blue Mountains again today, but not very warm at all. pic.twitter.com/ND95HSyw8i
Monday. All the little faces pressing against the window! Monday.