Baddiel This is the kind of content I’m here for. pic.twitter.com/fYC5XBCAOG
amisamileandme I hope this man is living his best life and let this be an object lesson to us all. twitter.com/johannestevans…
@JustJimWillDo Ah, opera! Forever classy!
@Soheli8 Nah I think it’s wonderful. :)
@Soheli8 See profile. :) But yes it’s a brushtail possum.
@maldux No that’s me.
It’s a brushtail possum. Clearly our local owls are being lazy.
@Hippopeteamus They do, I just found via a search, but not this is definitely a brushtail. Goddammit, where have ou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w3
@Hippopeteamus Yep, though we tend to have ringtails here as well. What do they sound like?
There is some sort of critter in the ceiling. It is making a sound that sounds like a snore with a rattle in it. I do not know what it is.
@JustJimWillDo Nah the main one was a violinist with the Adelaide Symphony Orchestra so a steady stream of work. At least back in the 1980s.
markhumphries Housing Affordability: If Auctioneers Told It Like It Is
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@JustJimWillDo I know. I have lived in the same house as musicians.
Pollytics Today’s ABS Labour Force release was pretty funny.
The ABS: “We can’t really detect any fallout from JobKeeper end..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6Z
@JustJimWillDo Ah yes, Mr Ei Wada plays in both ensembles. He is quite mad. :)
@electronicos_f Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! “We will perform on FREE YOUTUBE LIVE STREAMING on May, 23 2021 18:00-19:30(JST)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pe
New @electronicos_f video: AWAODORI “ZOMEKI” NEO with Telesen youtube.com/watch?v=pUT9Gn…
dannolan John Howard disarmed us… now this… helplepic.twitter.com/Nlptv71YfHv71YfH
@JustJimWillDo Please disregard the sloshing sounds.
Thu plan, remainder: Since it’s almost 9.30pm I’ll just pour myself a drink, make a light supper, and maybe put awa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…So
And “The 8pm Quiz” S02 E04 is done! If you missed it, you can still play at youtube.com/watch?v=E5k8yC….
The next epis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KF
“The 8pm Quiz” livestream starts in just 10 minutes. I won’t be paying much attention here on Twitter, but I will b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GG
@rohan_p @franksting Anyway @jonkudelka and @PeteLawler were to blame for that segment.
@rohan_p @franksting Well it’s in the Macquarie and the OED. I haven’t checked Green’s Dictionary of Slang, which i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ys
@JustJimWillDo Right now it’s 9°C (apparent 5.1°C) and it’ll go down a few more degrees tonight. I generally wear pants.
Also it’s time to decide what shirt to wear.
@indiescribe Can you get some delivered?
One hour to go. I think I’ll pour my own drink now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
paulwallbank Thinking about this, it certainly is time, but it’s hard to see any immediate change. Which leads me to ask - is An..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lC
@indiescribe I don’t see why not.
@RhombusHatesYou That’s why it’ll be hell when the dam collapses.
Two hours to go. You may now begin drinking. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
glengyron This is the data I crave. twitter.com/MothershipSG/s…
GordyPls Gordy: One of the less-known shitty things about poverty is the time and effort involved in shopping around and get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ab
Four hours to go. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
KivanBay I’m a pope expert and this isn’t cute, it’s a threat display, popes only do this when they’re very stressed twitter.com/AFPphoto/statu…
zdnetaustralia AFP using a squad of good boys to detect devices such as USBs and SIM cards zd.net/3yyxPxR
What indeed? twitter.com/patriottakes/s…
@itgrrl IANAL, obviously.
@itgrrl Generally the other way around. Can’t discriminate on specific grounds like gender, race, religion etc. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jg
It’s kinda irresponsible for @9NewsAUS to let it slide with the label “controversial”. It’s not controversial. It’s just straight-up wrong.
Well this is special and, it must be stressed, what this woman believes is total and utter bullshit. twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…
“A Tasmanian man who dismembered his friend and threw most of his body parts in wheelie bins around the state’s nor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ui
“Sydney hoarder killed man, then lived with corpse for 15 years, inquest finds” abc.net.au/news/2021-05-2…
tophermwoods Spider-Man is a menace
yokoonobot Goats work in mysterious ways.
Yes, this looks about right. twitter.com/mslola1904/sta…
Six hours to go. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
PR is a magical place. pic.twitter.com/Lu793R0X10
TOther_Simon The person on the right is clearly just someone holding up a mask with the Queen’s face on it. pic.twitter.com/gUlanlMehl
annie_parker This whole thread & the replies are extremely awesome. twitter.com/zizifothsi/sta…
RealNickHodge How the fuck did the iceberg get into the Mediterranean Sea?
How the fuck is an iceberg permitted to holiday in Sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bg
juhasaarinen Slackforce is born. twitter.com/iTnews_au/stat…
I’ve also just received the four Platypus Round questions from @SnarkyPlatypus and yeah a couple of them are really going to stump people.
Eight hours to go. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Oh FFS. twitter.com/AustralianLabo…
@phenidone I bee pleased with that.
MsMountebank Nobel laureate is happy with AZ. Tina from Templestowe really needs to get a grip. twitter.com/profpcdoherty/…
@derekbradley Sounds very preferable, yes.
@derekbradley We seem to have attracted the attention of a propagandist.
@eddit0r @dobes I wonder what proportion is “I am hunting deer” compared with “I would like a gun please give me a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hj
billbirtles This lively talk is happening on Sunday at the Sydney Opera House… looks like there are a few more tickets 🥳 twitter.com/flossisboss/st…
@derekbradley Oh, I hadn’t known that, so yeah I can now definitely see it happening. A bit like talking about Aust..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zA
bengrubb Domain hit by cyber attack, warns users to be careful with rental inquiries smh.com.au/business/compa…
crikey_news Former Liberal MP Craig Kelly has been working with young YouTubers who have previously promoted fringe ideas, incl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…is
@derekbradley I can see Australian venison working well on the international market. Less potential for controversy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qt
@kcollasarundell @HillhouseGrady Or as I said earlier… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Here’s the full report. “Impact of feral deer, pigs and goats in Australia” aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_…
@kcollasarundell That meme will never die, will it.
Anyway, that’s the key stuff. Update the plans for feral pigs and goats, better coordination, and bring feral deer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cq
Also, yummy.
“The committee recommends that all Australian jurisdictions implement frameworks to support the commercial harvesti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bi
“The committee recommends that the Australian Government undertake an immediate review of the Environment Protectio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JJ
“The committee recommends that the Australian Government commit to providing significant long-term funding to suppo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7G
@dobes I need to check the feral pig recommendations though.
@dobes Finally this report is out! I quite like venison. I can also see a campaign for hunting deer in Australia working well.
tinfoil_globe @GlitchyMichael just choose any random one 🍺
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GlitchyMichael As Infosec Twitter loses their minds over that The Hill oped, Natsec Twitter stands on the gallows of The Hill’s op..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iv
But at least you can continue to support crimes. twitter.com/wyoumans/statu…
Well this is a thread. twitter.com/wyoumans/statu…
A brief demonstration of cause and effect. pic.twitter.com/iNsVVuOLYN
@HartWexford @mckinnon_a Is pasta a cereal?
mckinnon_a “okay Connor, what’s something interesting about you”
“i can eat cereal faster than anyone”
“…uh, what about-“..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VX
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Your amazing ideas to get Australia vaccinated!” pca.st/edbrkg8u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tD
@trentyarwood @JohnBirmingham I am happy to admit that I don’t know everything about everything.
Thu plan: Gentle start; laundry; make some decisions regarding a piece of writing; write the quiz questions; 2000 A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dt
HighCourtofAus The High Court has produced an oral history podcast to mark the 40th anniversary of the High Court building in Canb..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz
DeletedWiki I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants
TONIGHT: “The 8pm Quiz” livestream starts at 8pm AEST. youtu.be/E5k8yCVRVJE
Organise a team. Organise your drin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2O
@purserj Arf!
@shal2500 It’s Latin. “Bidet tacit me”, or “My bidet is silent”.
I am going to wring that joke until it bleeds dust.
REMINDER: Today is World Bidet. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
It’s a typical autumn day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/RK2teWI7F8
PulpLibrarian Today in pulp: what makes a good pulp book title?
Hmm… pic.twitter.com/YwzS6BiAVO
TONIGHT: “The 8pm Quiz” livestream kicks off at 8pm AEST. youtu.be/E5k8yCVRVJE
Prepare a team. Prepare your dri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8U
Thursday. The beginning is never the same as the ending. Every circle is a lie. Thursday.