Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 21st, 2021

@NewtonMark Yeah things are weird over there in Funky Town. Derangement x10.

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AndyDW_ People who call it a blue tick instead of a white tick are contributing to the rise of anti-science. In this essay I will …

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yokoonobot The atoms in an item of dirty laundry were made inside a sun. Be their friend.

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jeamland I’m curious as to how you run trials for a shark attack vaccine..twitter.com/r1chardj0n3s/s…mM

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@garthk @liedra @Bergha2 @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 I’m liking the phrase “emergency street baking”.

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I’ve seen some of this series before, actually. It’s at least interesting because they reversed the roles and Bea A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xp

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Too late! I’ve found the second attempt at a US remake of “Fawlty Towers” titled “Amanda’s By the Sea”. All 13 epis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g8

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@_midofo_ @sylmobile @nonstoptom I should say that the point of Basil Fawlty is that he horrible in every way inclu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yd

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@Bridie_WA I haven’t that sitting in the background but I’ve never been brave enough to watch it lol.

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@_midofo_ @sylmobile @nonstoptom The original is pretty racist. But yeah the thing all these US remakes have in com..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gk

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@_midofo_ @sylmobile @nonstoptom I haven’t watched them yet. I am punishing myself with entire episodes.

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@BenMS Is there a medal for self-harm?

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I am going to hate-watch the whole thing and then make a very large drink.

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@liedra @Bergha2 @garthk @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 I mean they don’t deliver to Leicester anyway.

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Oh dear. “Peep Show: The US Pilot” youtube.com/watch?v=8Yredc…

From “The 10 Most Cursed American Remakes Of Beloved TV..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EZ

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“Amazon’s Alexa vs Google Assistant at Chess (Full Game)” youtube.com/watch?v=E-rUci…

Ping @kcarruthers for someone you know?

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In fact there were several. Here’s the pilot of the first. youtube.com/watch?v=cytl8l…

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@cortney_dc Yeah I tweeted that at the time. I’ve been meaning to follow up and see what kind of gigs RAND has been..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ij

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@R_Chirgwin Anyway how was the run up the Highway this arvo?

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@candeira @developerjack There is that, yes. But Dutton is signing his own eviction notice with every one of these..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jl

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@R_Chirgwin Or there’s more pillows and blankets in the top shelf of the wardrobe.

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@R_Chirgwin Towels… coffee… pillows… There’s a standard supply in the room, but sure you can grab more. They’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BC

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@Bergha2 @garthk @liedra @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 The bubble has truly burst. Unless it was inflated with nitrous.

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@R_Chirgwin Lol if it were 4-star you could just ask for more pillows and they’d arrive.

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@baxters Mate if you need a tug you can just DM me.

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@ari_hall @cortney_dc I don’t think RAND created the metric, though they did modelling and nukes and MAD and stuff…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FX

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@developerjack He’ll be gone at the election. Defence will leak shit. Morrison’s office will leak shit if they thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6e

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@KarlettaA Don’t punch him. You’ll get into trouble if you punch him. He’s probably gone at the next election anyway.

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@EnsignR Yeah I’m not a fan of beards more broadly, though that resistance is declining as I age. But he is such a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5g

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I continue to be surprised by what RAND gets itself into these days. (Hi @cortney_dc!) twitter.com/cortney_dc/sta…

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Hahahaha! Hey @JohnBirmingham re our podcast conversation lol. twitter.com/KiffinEileen/s…

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@EnsignR Mate are you trolling a gardening show lol?

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kels_316 What a fucking idiot. twitter.com/jonnyfallon/st…

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@phildobbie You don’t need nice clothes if you’re not going out. Your clothes from the Beforetimes are still servic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l5

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@aleeb88 If Dutton is going to piss of people in Defence this soon into the job then come election time or “It’s on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s3

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REMINDER: In one of @MarkDiStef and BuzzFeed’s greatest investigative triumphs, he found the creator…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ly

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maevemarsden I just remembered this exists. As you were. pic.twitter.com/9AM1VlNZo2

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MildCuthbert Dog owners: I love this big silly beautiful boy!

Cat owners: Here comes the creepy little goblin! What fresh perve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WY

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@TomSear Always thinking of the audience’s needs. Solid.

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@TomSear Yes I’m a Cold War kid so I know what an ICBM is. I have moved on. Maybe you haven’t. :P

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@TomSear @JohnBirmingham I’m pretty sure that’s the one thing we didn’t do.

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This is commerce, Kids! “Delivery of quality cream chargers and dispensers right to your door within the Perth Metr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wq

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SVucens @SquigglyRick Buy em online from nangersandmash.com.au

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SquigglyRick Lined up behind a guy at Arncliffe IGA buying five boxes of nangs and another customer yells out “NICE DAY TO BAKE SOME CAKES!”

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a_greenberg In 2011, RSA was hacked by Chinese spies, who stole the “seed” values used to generate codes on SecurID 2fa tokens,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3M

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Also ICYMI last night, “The 8pm Quiz” S02 E04, which was reportedly quite tough this time. youtube.com/watch?v=E5k8yC…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qf

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ICYMI earlier in the week, a podcast happened. I think you might enjoy it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Frontline” is currently on Netflix Australia. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus.

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@RatlSecurity @benjaminwittes I had to delete and re-do that tweet because I keep forgetting that Americans do dates backwards.

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In the latest @RatlSecurity podcast, “The Sedition Commission Edition”, @benjaminwittes notes that the 9/11 Commiss..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OB

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@NewtonMark Mr Oakes is a force of nature. A sharp mind with a deep understanding of the forces of politics. That other bloke, less so.

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@NewtonMark Then: Laurie Oakes.
Now: The Ooooooolmunn.
God is punishing us.

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@SuperCroup And where is this incredibly scientific research tool?

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Fri plan, Friday night edition: I achieved what I wanted to achieve today, so I’m pouring a drink and settling in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…we

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@insurgoformica @HartWexford That’s like those gambling compliance stickers at the pub! :)

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“The Labor party policy creatures are in hiding - they try to make themselves as small a target as possible” by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hz

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@insurgoformica @HartWexford Keep at it. You’re SO close to getting the joke…

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Not sure how I feel about this. The seL4 Foundation exists now, and there’s solid support from some defence primes,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bf

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HartWexford I know what I’m doing next IWD twitter.com/PageSix/status…

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glengyron Huge bias here from Patricia Karvelas who has CLEARLY written then initials of Paul Keating on her ABC TAXPAYER FUN..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ji

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Well, @dobes, this has just the right amount of despair in it for a Friday, at least for me. twitter.com/roweafr/status…

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Oh dear, Device Orchestra is naming its “performers”.

“Imagine Dragons - Believer (Cover By Device Orchestra)” youtube.com/watch?v=nvNLFY…

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@NewtonMark “Parliament House, Canberra” always does the trick.

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Australia is winning again I see. “Defence declares war on political correctness, bans morning teas aimed at inclus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f4

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Don’t try this at home, folks. Dan is a professional in the comedy industry. twitter.com/danilic/status…

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danilic Finally — Australian news is covering Israelpic.twitter.com/UF71NLdl8gg

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@SuperCroup This IS how you launder the cash from a suitcase full of ecstasy though.

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@SuperCroup Being adjacent to the bar, club, and party scene in such detail I was exposed to the deep logistics and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AU

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@SuperCroup I’ve just looked at the venue. They have to bring everything in to a blank event space? That’s even more cost!

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@SuperCroup This is a phenomenally doomed project lol. We saw a lot of this when we ran “The Core” magazine at the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RQ

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@SuperCroup Wait, I think I’ve seen this video.

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CerromeRussell Aliens: Greetings
Me: Oh Hey
Aliens: Are you not shocked?
Me: Man I got a lot going on

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@jplonie @moylecroft @JohnBirmingham Mr Bongiorno touches upon these cynical thoughts in today’s 7am. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@juhasaarinen @JohnBirmingham If JB has roused the juggalos we may be in trouble.

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cathywilcox1 The vaccine-hesitant.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/EZQxwKPdOZ

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LAPublicLibrary Don’t mess with The Linda Lindas.

Watch the full concert: lapl.me/YQ2UH9o pic.twitter.com/pKZ5TKDdiA

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@JohnBirmingham “Today, May 21, is the final date by which the constitution requires the Commonwealth to hold an el..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9d

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AlboMP Places that have fully vaccinated more of their population than 🇦🇺:

🇸🇨🇮🇱🇸🇲🇧🇭🇲🇻🇨🇱🇺🇸🇦🇪🇲🇨🇶🇦🇬🇧🇲🇹🇭🇺🇺🇾🇸🇬🇷🇸🇮🇸🇩🇲🇲🇳🇩🇰🇱🇹🇪🇸🇬🇷..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hn

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sylmobile [POLL]: Australians 50+ years old, are you taking advantage of the AstraZeneca COVID vaccine?

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Today’s free-to-read Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “A metric shit ton of scurrilicious pork pies” s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z7

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@twcau Is there a permanent camera on that bridge? Presumably not or we’d have the footage already.

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Morrison doubles down on Fortress Australia” pca.st/4bftb1wh

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So go get your goddam vaccination or Dr Norman Swan will punch you in the face. pic.twitter.com/cQHLFvjY4d

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You can hear Norman Swan’s frustration coming through in this episode.

One key point is that “I’ll have the Pfizer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4h

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CoinersTakingLs Crypto bro seeks legal advice on how to hide his magic coins from divorce proceedings.

Legal advice subreddit pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V5

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@3wombats That’s Twitter’s fault it seems. Tap through to open it in Safari and it’ll play OK. pic.twitter.com/uDKwgJRuZ9

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@abcnews BUT I WANT THE STRAWBERRY-LIME VACCINE WAAH WAAH WAAH FFS JUST GET VACCINATED YOU TEDIOUS ARSEHOLES.

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Why should I bother getting AstraZeneca today?” pca.st/34beob1k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gT

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@3wombats Excellent. You’d have love their calls echoing through the scrub today. My recording is from after the ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g6

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KymHuynh tell me i’m not the only one instagr.am/p/CPHkWprHaSY/ pic.twitter.com/FTOh7sxKgZ

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This species of banksia is in flower, and we have SO MANY of them all through the forest at @bunjaree. It is a watt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wS

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Today’s Birdlife Update: We have a surfeit of red wattlebirds (Anthochaera carunculata), on of my favourite birds,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m2

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@twcau Hey its job is to protect the bridge proper, so, Mission Accomplished!

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twcau It *bent* the shipping container??! 😳 twitter.com/mtag_info/stat…

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@JohnBirmingham It just occurred to me that I’m being vaccinated on Monday and it hadn’t occurred to me to even ask..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NM

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colby_dan69 @NFUtweets @Minette_Batters I heard a farmer on R4 just after the Ref. He said he voted leave because the EU were a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sf

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@DavidFeng The phrase “bunch of racist cunts” also comes to mind.

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@DavidFeng The key to understanding the Australian character is not that we’re descended from convicts but that we’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lw

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@DavidFeng That will not fir the Australian character at all, except that it probably will because we love closing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ES

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TheShovel New ‘I’m Waiting For Pfizer’ Gravestones Have Just Become Available In Australia

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jonkudelka Really can’t describe how unimpressed I am by anyone who would undermine a vaccination rollout for political reason..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8d

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@mvdn777 Yeah I see that thread is from the US and references OHSA “guidelines” so I imagine it’s more of a problem there.

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Should you wish to make your own, here’s a template. drive.google.com/file/d/1KNtOAc…

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Listen to Dr Norman Swan, people! pic.twitter.com/7HBE6Uy1Sv

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jamesmassola Amanda Stoker says her rival James McGrath won top spot for Senate ticket by drinking more beer with preselectors v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kD

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Fri plan, finally: Research for a @zdnetaustralia story; organise next week’s schedule; minor administrivia. Noodle..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zi

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danilic Imagine the optics of this image in 20 years time —pic.twitter.com/upjrS4EIcll

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Rob_Stott Obsessed with this image choice. No one in this photo is gay or trans. I guess the problem is Waleed is brown, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ry

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This is quite a good thread to read, I think. We really don’t need more people dying on worksites. twitter.com/pookleblinky/s…

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@NewtonMark I’ve always thought you’d make a lovely armchair.

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RaffiMagarik I am 95% sure this pro-Israel person got trolled brilliantly by someone she tried to own in a coffee shop, and then..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vE

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RadioFreeTom “There were some good looking chickens on that reservation, @SMurp3131. You know, between us.” twitter.com/NBCNews/status…

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swardley X : Is leaderless like serverless as in there are still servers?
Me : You just can’t identify who the servers are?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RX

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See, @jonkudelka @PeteLawler @firstdogonmoon, we will send our megabat armies to conquer your lands! twitter.com/donnadlu/statu…

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RadioFreeTom Why wasn’t this sent to me immediately

tiktok.com/@kevinjamestho…

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@pachacuti1 Nah all sorted later in that thread. I know antechinus too well. It’s just a brushtail possum, which I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4P

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musafirani Happy 11 anniversary to this cultural shift pic.twitter.com/8ETnps5TFB

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Autumn continues in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/C8GjqWatR5

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mckinnon_a ah yes, the four sub-brands pic.twitter.com/55rZhABksW

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Friday. Five-sixths of the fittest fish exist to twist these myths. Resist! Friday.

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