Somehow this really pleases me. twitter.com/ForbesTech/sta…
@NewtonMark Yeah things are weird over there in Funky Town. Derangement x10.
@bigyahu Who can say?
As I said earlier… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Get vaccinated or else. pic.twitter.com/B88xTSjXGa
AndyDW_ People who call it a blue tick instead of a white tick are contributing to the rise of anti-science. In this essay I will …
yokoonobot The atoms in an item of dirty laundry were made inside a sun. Be their friend.
jeamland I’m curious as to how you run trials for a shark attack vaccine..twitter.com/r1chardj0n3s/s…mM
@_midofo_ @sylmobile @nonstoptom Pretty much.
@garthk @liedra @Bergha2 @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 I’m liking the phrase “emergency street baking”.
I’ve seen some of this series before, actually. It’s at least interesting because they reversed the roles and Bea A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xp
Too late! I’ve found the second attempt at a US remake of “Fawlty Towers” titled “Amanda’s By the Sea”. All 13 epis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g8
@_midofo_ @sylmobile @nonstoptom I should say that the point of Basil Fawlty is that he horrible in every way inclu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yd
@Bridie_WA I haven’t that sitting in the background but I’ve never been brave enough to watch it lol.
@JamieLeftPeg Fair point. And yes.
@_midofo_ @sylmobile @nonstoptom The original is pretty racist. But yeah the thing all these US remakes have in com..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gk
@JamieLeftPeg Wow how to hold a grudge.
@_midofo_ @sylmobile @nonstoptom I haven’t watched them yet. I am punishing myself with entire episodes.
@BenMS Is there a medal for self-harm?
@sylmobile Garbage bag and masking tape.
I am going to hate-watch the whole thing and then make a very large drink.
@hereforthehops You’re welcome.
This is really bad. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@liedra @Bergha2 @garthk @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 I mean they don’t deliver to Leicester anyway.
Oh dear. “Peep Show: The US Pilot” youtube.com/watch?v=8Yredc…
From “The 10 Most Cursed American Remakes Of Beloved TV..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EZ
“Amazon’s Alexa vs Google Assistant at Chess (Full Game)” youtube.com/watch?v=E-rUci…
Ping @kcarruthers for someone you know?
“Every RPG Store,” as in shopkeeper. youtube.com/watch?v=eul6KT… Ping @CptHollingworth @expectproblems
@sylmobile @nonstoptom And here’s a playlist of the third attempt. youtube.com/watch?v=WrYH12…
Find me the middle atte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k2
In fact there were several. Here’s the pilot of the first. youtube.com/watch?v=cytl8l…
@sylmobile @nonstoptom twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…
@R_Chirgwin Any mice?
@cortney_dc Yeah I tweeted that at the time. I’ve been meaning to follow up and see what kind of gigs RAND has been..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ij
@R_Chirgwin Anyway how was the run up the Highway this arvo?
@candeira @developerjack There is that, yes. But Dutton is signing his own eviction notice with every one of these..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jl
@R_Chirgwin Or there’s more pillows and blankets in the top shelf of the wardrobe.
@R_Chirgwin Towels… coffee… pillows… There’s a standard supply in the room, but sure you can grab more. They’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BC
@Bergha2 @garthk @liedra @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 The bubble has truly burst. Unless it was inflated with nitrous.
@R_Chirgwin Lol if it were 4-star you could just ask for more pillows and they’d arrive.
@baxters Mate if you need a tug you can just DM me.
@ari_hall @cortney_dc I don’t think RAND created the metric, though they did modelling and nukes and MAD and stuff…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FX
@developerjack We are all mortal, Jack.
@developerjack He’ll be gone at the election. Defence will leak shit. Morrison’s office will leak shit if they thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6e
@KarlettaA Don’t punch him. You’ll get into trouble if you punch him. He’s probably gone at the next election anyway.
@EnsignR Yeah I’m not a fan of beards more broadly, though that resistance is declining as I age. But he is such a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5g
I continue to be surprised by what RAND gets itself into these days. (Hi @cortney_dc!) twitter.com/cortney_dc/sta…
@EnsignR What about Costa?
Hahahaha! Hey @JohnBirmingham re our podcast conversation lol. twitter.com/KiffinEileen/s…
@EnsignR Mate are you trolling a gardening show lol?
kels_316 What a fucking idiot. twitter.com/jonnyfallon/st…
@phildobbie You don’t need nice clothes if you’re not going out. Your clothes from the Beforetimes are still servic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l5
@aleeb88 If Dutton is going to piss of people in Defence this soon into the job then come election time or “It’s on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s3
REMINDER: In one of @MarkDiStef and BuzzFeed’s greatest investigative triumphs, he found the creator…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ly
maevemarsden I just remembered this exists. As you were. pic.twitter.com/9AM1VlNZo2
MildCuthbert Dog owners: I love this big silly beautiful boy!
Cat owners: Here comes the creepy little goblin! What fresh perve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WY
@liedra @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 @garthk I am truly doomed.
Indeed. twitter.com/mildlyoppugnan…
Oh you think? Lol. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
@liedra @DrRhysPockett @johnb78 @garthk Sadly I am not in Perth.
@TomSear Always thinking of the audience’s needs. Solid.
@TomSear Yes I’m a Cold War kid so I know what an ICBM is. I have moved on. Maybe you haven’t. :P
@TomSear @JohnBirmingham I’m pretty sure that’s the one thing we didn’t do.
@_TheOtherHoff Thank you. :)
This is commerce, Kids! “Delivery of quality cream chargers and dispensers right to your door within the Perth Metr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wq
SVucens @SquigglyRick Buy em online from nangersandmash.com.au
SquigglyRick Lined up behind a guy at Arncliffe IGA buying five boxes of nangs and another customer yells out “NICE DAY TO BAKE SOME CAKES!”
a_greenberg In 2011, RSA was hacked by Chinese spies, who stole the “seed” values used to generate codes on SecurID 2fa tokens,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3M
Also ICYMI last night, “The 8pm Quiz” S02 E04, which was reportedly quite tough this time. youtube.com/watch?v=E5k8yC…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qf
@_BertHandsome @NewtonMark Mate, what you have is a sickness.
ICYMI earlier in the week, a podcast happened. I think you might enjoy it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@SnarkyPlatypus Also “Heartbreak High” lol.
“Frontline” is currently on Netflix Australia. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus.
@RatlSecurity @benjaminwittes I had to delete and re-do that tweet because I keep forgetting that Americans do dates backwards.
In the latest @RatlSecurity podcast, “The Sedition Commission Edition”, @benjaminwittes notes that the 9/11 Commiss..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OB
@nschultz @NewtonMark Yes.
@NewtonMark Mr Oakes is a force of nature. A sharp mind with a deep understanding of the forces of politics. That other bloke, less so.
@NewtonMark Then: Laurie Oakes.
Now: The Ooooooolmunn.
God is punishing us.
@SuperCroup And where is this incredibly scientific research tool?
Fri plan, Friday night edition: I achieved what I wanted to achieve today, so I’m pouring a drink and settling in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…we
@insurgoformica @HartWexford That’s like those gambling compliance stickers at the pub! :)
“The Labor party policy creatures are in hiding - they try to make themselves as small a target as possible” by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hz
@insurgoformica @HartWexford Keep at it. You’re SO close to getting the joke…
Not sure how I feel about this. The seL4 Foundation exists now, and there’s solid support from some defence primes,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bf
HartWexford I know what I’m doing next IWD twitter.com/PageSix/status…
glengyron Huge bias here from Patricia Karvelas who has CLEARLY written then initials of Paul Keating on her ABC TAXPAYER FUN..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ji
Well, @dobes, this has just the right amount of despair in it for a Friday, at least for me. twitter.com/roweafr/status…
Oh dear, Device Orchestra is naming its “performers”.
“Imagine Dragons - Believer (Cover By Device Orchestra)” youtube.com/watch?v=nvNLFY…
@NewtonMark “Parliament House, Canberra” always does the trick.
Australia is winning again I see. “Defence declares war on political correctness, bans morning teas aimed at inclus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f4
Don’t try this at home, folks. Dan is a professional in the comedy industry. twitter.com/danilic/status…
danilic Finally — Australian news is covering Israelpic.twitter.com/UF71NLdl8gg
@SuperCroup This IS how you launder the cash from a suitcase full of ecstasy though.
@SuperCroup Being adjacent to the bar, club, and party scene in such detail I was exposed to the deep logistics and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AU
@SuperCroup I’ve just looked at the venue. They have to bring everything in to a blank event space? That’s even more cost!
@SuperCroup This is a phenomenally doomed project lol. We saw a lot of this when we ran “The Core” magazine at the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RQ
@SuperCroup Wait, I think I’ve seen this video.
CerromeRussell Aliens: Greetings
Me: Oh Hey
Aliens: Are you not shocked?
Me: Man I got a lot going on
@jplonie @moylecroft @JohnBirmingham Mr Bongiorno touches upon these cynical thoughts in today’s 7am. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@davidgerard @skwashd @dobes @swearyanthony @rohan_p @TimWattsMP @patbcaruana Of course not. Commercial sport is wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7k
@juhasaarinen @JohnBirmingham If JB has roused the juggalos we may be in trouble.
cathywilcox1 The vaccine-hesitant.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/EZQxwKPdOZ
LAPublicLibrary Don’t mess with The Linda Lindas.
Watch the full concert: lapl.me/YQ2UH9o pic.twitter.com/pKZ5TKDdiA
@SuperCroup Which one is the Pfizer?
@JohnBirmingham “Today, May 21, is the final date by which the constitution requires the Commonwealth to hold an el..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9d
@JohnBirmingham Thanks for reminding me of this one from April, JB. twitter.com/nadinevoncohen…
AlboMP Places that have fully vaccinated more of their population than 🇦🇺:
🇸🇨🇮🇱🇸🇲🇧🇭🇲🇻🇨🇱🇺🇸🇦🇪🇲🇨🇶🇦🇬🇧🇲🇹🇭🇺🇺🇾🇸🇬🇷🇸🇮🇸🇩🇲🇲🇳🇩🇰🇱🇹🇪🇸🇬🇷..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hn
sylmobile [POLL]: Australians 50+ years old, are you taking advantage of the AstraZeneca COVID vaccine?
Today’s free-to-read Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “A metric shit ton of scurrilicious pork pies” s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z7
@philkernick @JohnBirmingham I’ve already scheduled in an easy day.
@twcau Is there a permanent camera on that bridge? Presumably not or we’d have the footage already.
@ChemistryNathan I see what you did there.
Or I will. twitter.com/AndrewHayen/st…
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Morrison doubles down on Fortress Australia” pca.st/4bftb1wh
So go get your goddam vaccination or Dr Norman Swan will punch you in the face. pic.twitter.com/cQHLFvjY4d
You can hear Norman Swan’s frustration coming through in this episode.
One key point is that “I’ll have the Pfizer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4h
CoinersTakingLs Crypto bro seeks legal advice on how to hide his magic coins from divorce proceedings.
Legal advice subreddit pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V5
@3wombats That’s Twitter’s fault it seems. Tap through to open it in Safari and it’ll play OK. pic.twitter.com/uDKwgJRuZ9
@abcnews BUT I WANT THE STRAWBERRY-LIME VACCINE WAAH WAAH WAAH FFS JUST GET VACCINATED YOU TEDIOUS ARSEHOLES.
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Why should I bother getting AstraZeneca today?” pca.st/34beob1k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gT
@3wombats Excellent. You’d have love their calls echoing through the scrub today. My recording is from after the ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g6
KymHuynh tell me i’m not the only one #thinkofthechildren #designfail instagr.am/p/CPHkWprHaSY/ pic.twitter.com/FTOh7sxKgZ
@TomSear @ApostrophePong @maz_jovanovich @NewtonMark @expectproblems @august_cole @strelkaschool I mean “It’s crazy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7I
This species of banksia is in flower, and we have SO MANY of them all through the forest at @bunjaree. It is a watt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wS
Today’s Birdlife Update: We have a surfeit of red wattlebirds (Anthochaera carunculata), on of my favourite birds,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m2
@TomSear @ApostrophePong @maz_jovanovich @NewtonMark @expectproblems @august_cole @strelkaschool There’s not a lot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UN
@twcau Hey its job is to protect the bridge proper, so, Mission Accomplished!
twcau It *bent* the shipping container??! 😳 twitter.com/mtag_info/stat…
@NewtonMark @TomSear @maz_jovanovich @expectproblems That’s definitely more Tom’s department.
@JohnBirmingham It just occurred to me that I’m being vaccinated on Monday and it hadn’t occurred to me to even ask..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NM
I’ve been asked this before. twitter.com/blowdart/statu…
@TomSear @maz_jovanovich @NewtonMark @expectproblems @august_cole I’m all up for the ‘lax but the cold might be a b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HU
colby_dan69 @NFUtweets @Minette_Batters I heard a farmer on R4 just after the Ref. He said he voted leave because the EU were a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sf
@DavidFeng The phrase “bunch of racist cunts” also comes to mind.
@_BertHandsome Well had you finished your drinks?
@DavidFeng The key to understanding the Australian character is not that we’re descended from convicts but that we’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lw
@19bk69 Not yet.
@DavidFeng That will not fir the Australian character at all, except that it probably will because we love closing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ES
@TomSear @maz_jovanovich This thread is also for @NewtonMark and @expectproblems, because for some reason @TomSear..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fj
TheShovel New ‘I’m Waiting For Pfizer’ Gravestones Have Just Become Available In Australia
theshovel.com.au/2021/05/21/new…
Ah, database marketing! Lol. pic.twitter.com/rgNgrQndzC
jonkudelka Really can’t describe how unimpressed I am by anyone who would undermine a vaccination rollout for political reason..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8d
@mvdn777 Yeah I see that thread is from the US and references OHSA “guidelines” so I imagine it’s more of a problem there.
Should you wish to make your own, here’s a template. drive.google.com/file/d/1KNtOAc…
Listen to Dr Norman Swan, people! pic.twitter.com/7HBE6Uy1Sv
jamesmassola Amanda Stoker says her rival James McGrath won top spot for Senate ticket by drinking more beer with preselectors v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kD
Fri plan, finally: Research for a @zdnetaustralia story; organise next week’s schedule; minor administrivia. Noodle..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zi
danilic Imagine the optics of this image in 20 years time —pic.twitter.com/upjrS4EIcll
Rob_Stott Obsessed with this image choice. No one in this photo is gay or trans. I guess the problem is Waleed is brown, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ry
This is quite a good thread to read, I think. We really don’t need more people dying on worksites. twitter.com/pookleblinky/s…
@NewtonMark I’ve always thought you’d make a lovely armchair.
RaffiMagarik I am 95% sure this pro-Israel person got trolled brilliantly by someone she tried to own in a coffee shop, and then..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vE
RadioFreeTom “There were some good looking chickens on that reservation, @SMurp3131. You know, between us.” twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
swardley X : Is leaderless like serverless as in there are still servers?
Me : You just can’t identify who the servers are?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RX
See, @jonkudelka @PeteLawler @firstdogonmoon, we will send our megabat armies to conquer your lands! twitter.com/donnadlu/statu…
RadioFreeTom Why wasn’t this sent to me immediately
tiktok.com/@kevinjamestho…
@pachacuti1 Nah all sorted later in that thread. I know antechinus too well. It’s just a brushtail possum, which I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4P
musafirani Happy 11 anniversary to this cultural shift pic.twitter.com/8ETnps5TFB
Autumn continues in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/C8GjqWatR5
mckinnon_a ah yes, the four sub-brands pic.twitter.com/55rZhABksW
Friday. Five-sixths of the fittest fish exist to twist these myths. Resist! Friday.