internetanja what if f scott fitzgerald came back up to earth and said “it’s pronounced jatsby” and left
Still, I’m sure he knows what he’s doing, even if washing his own face seems to be a task beyond his skill level.
On the other hand his constant simple-minded bleating in support of a dying industry in which his extended family r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bk
In Matt Canavan’s defence this tweet probably represents a high point in his critical thinking and we should recogn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OE
@pointlesslettrs Shut up and take it. :)
Indeed. twitter.com/pointlesslettr…
I just retweeted the thread, but the phrase “running to her panic room with 42 cans of corned beef and a painting o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2a
pointlesslettrs Just to recap on the logic here: when Mail readers do it, it’s patriotically standing up for the silent majority an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ni
pointlesslettrs Pointless Letters correspondents would have reached out to Sue for more comment but we understand she was last seen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fx
pointlesslettrs Sue taking a brave stand to defend freedom of speech there, as she calls for Hilary Mantel to suffer the consequenc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gj
@LamingtonBiafra Cruel.
ferrisjabr This is called inosculation: when branches or roots of different trees are in prolonged intimate contact, they ofte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vW
@lukOlejnik True. I wasn’t very clear. It’s a very interesting escalation.
@GuidoTresoldi That’s a long dinner.
@lukOlejnik Well it *was* non-obvious. And now it is, I guess? [Shudders.]

This is genuinely deranged. pic.twitter.com/NClQsLFM3H

JumpingSnark Genuinely don’t understand why everyone in the world hates us. pic.twitter.com/PM3RIsONDk

barbiecenobite I would like to show everyone this deck of cards I just got at a gas station pic.twitter.com/vZX01Cxc8f

Paul_Bowers @RottenInDenmark I’m into graphics that contain *a lot* of information for no discernible reason pic.twitter.com/sq8pJjPxMr

RottenInDenmark I have an insatiable fetish for “infographics” that contain no information whatsoever pic.twitter.com/KowuA3sAOJ
Yeah it’s pretty quality parenting. twitter.com/JonDeeOz/statu…

MalwareJake There’s no way an attacker can make it through that one hole in our firewall… pic.twitter.com/skehjU7vcA
I jest. This is a serious situation, however, even if we don’t really know much for sure yet. twitter.com/steven_pifer/s…
Well at least they didn’t say anything nasty about Chris Ooooooolmunn on Twitter. twitter.com/HenryJFoy/stat…
johnb78 The decision to put Leeds’s third best Ed Sheeran tribute act forward as the UK Eurovision contestant was a bold one, in all honesty.
@lovethatloaf Normally I would, but the urge didn’t strike me this year.
@franksting Well, yes.
@franksting Back when I was at the ABC shortly before the Boer War, when SCOSE still existed, just as each sports s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1C
@franksting Whew. And so I just see. I hate getting people’s names wrong.
@franksting Oh are you listening to my podcast. :(
I know none of you in Australia care because you’re watching the West Asian Peninsula Singing Competition on SBS, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q1
The highlight was of course the podcast with @JohnBirmingham, which you should listen to. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 573: Wattlebirds, a podcast and a livestream, and even more introspection”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hs

scottdools Second year AFL player instagram stories be like: pic.twitter.com/WVhek9A8p6
@cameronwilson Perverse sexual preferences involving robots.
Thoughtfulnz Hotel occupancy rates in Oceania are the highest in the world.
Keep that in mind when people talk about New Zealan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…go
PPantsdown Thinking of undercutting this guy, I will mix your track down to a used cassette & then leave it on a car dashboard..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gb
@expectproblems @AliannaFlynn And it’s a magnificently terrible pun.
That. Was. Magnificent. Thank you @crab_feet and @electronicos_f. [Bows.]
@garthk Ah, you came down this rabbit-hole too?

Indeed. pic.twitter.com/sJDlmDJ1tW

Exactly. pic.twitter.com/MFOy3p4XJn
Sorry the previous poem was bout pudding. This guy is rapping about love and peace.
Someone in the live chat has just translated this as being a poem about pudding. With skateboarders as accompanimen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9W
This is also a 40-minute set that I thought was going to end more than an hour go, so I’m assuming that Ei-san has..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nj
OK this has morphed in a direction I wasn’t expecting. I’m loving it. I don’t understand any of it.
socialistsunday Let’s be honest, the UK didn’t get nil points, England did #Eurovision
HappySinger I only read the headline but he must be exhausted. twitter.com/PatsKarvelas/s…

One more. I’m really liking the new-ish plank of barcodes. Not sure what it’s called. pic.twitter.com/ScSyxEgykG
No more screenshots from me. I’m going to settle in to enjoy the rest of the set. youtube.com/watch?v=DazRa5…

I am in my happy place now. pic.twitter.com/HsjO9rVzVU
It is telling that my first reaction is “Oh cool, I know this tune!”

Here we go. pic.twitter.com/BTjlVhdYWE

It begins. pic.twitter.com/PFJ0mfy08n

Here is a Google Translate of what’s going on. pic.twitter.com/hvFjQaG2ts
@staticsan It is magnificent. :) I’ve been following these guys for a while and I really love their work.
Anyway, they should be starting to play very shortly. Here is the livestream. youtube.com/watch?v=DazRa5…
OK, they’re setting up for the gig now. I can see some new instruments including this one from the other day. youtube.com/watch?v=pUT9Gn…
@staticsan Is the giveaway that it’s in Japanese?
@Aitch_El This is the rabbit-hole you seek. This is for music. youtube.com/c/ELECTRONICOS…
Ei-san brings such joy to this madness and it always makes me happy.
Sorry for the “boomer screenshots” but I have my reasons.

This will get out of hand very quickly. pic.twitter.com/hyqX6b7Ufh

And now Ei-san is linking in the participants. pic.twitter.com/aHGYnWGgZK
@Jovianshadow Here’s the relevant rabbit-hole. youtube.com/c/ELECTRONICOS… But this is a workshop to faff around before..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yz

“Please keep the stripes horizontal.” pic.twitter.com/42UvuLfx93

Here we go. pic.twitter.com/UgVB52JwPA
Oh good, the Striped Tribe Workshop is now on the main channel. youtube.com/watch?v=DazRa5… Ei Wada is doing an intro…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pD
@Jovianshadow Oh good it’s on the main YouTube stream. Just started. youtube.com/watch?v=DazRa5…
@Jovianshadow So, Electronicos Fantasticos plays music with barcode scanners and striped objects. They’ve got a wor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XJ
@LiamPomfret I saw something in the chat which suggested he’s an elder in this realm, and the event is part of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eN
Hmmm. Shall I switch over to the Striped Tribe Workshop, which starts in a few minutes? I’m not set up to participa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RE
I’d be appreciating the rap and poetry more if I actually understood Japanese. :) Fortunately I’ll be fine with the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L6
Now watching the livestream: 【5月23日(日)15:00〜ライブ配信】『隅田川怒涛』「ことばの渡し」「エレクトロニコス・ファンタスティコス!〜家電集轟篇〜」..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p9
DPRK_News UPDATE: Planetary Extinction Event now forecast for 5:02pm, Friday, May 28, 2021.
Weekend and holiday festivities may proceed.
maz_jovanovich “That’s very nice, but I’m starting law school and… Look, I’m just not interested in a relationship… I have a b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xw
GuardianAus Mount Everest Covid outbreak has infected 100 people at base camp, says guide theguardian.com/world/2021/may…
@AliannaFlynn @expectproblems Hahaha. I was going to draw it to Elissa’s attention but she’d already seen it.
Sun plan, remainder: While I still have some work things to do, I will still watch the livestream from Japan coming..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v7

KetanJ0 Not true @GrogsGamut, just wait until the net zero plan comes out
twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta… pic.twitter.com/XuHHPECG7Q

LeithMarshall Lorrae Desmond’s best line ever was actually in Number 96: pic.twitter.com/7hQQL7yyAT
@CameronWatt @OaaSvc Note that I’m describing what is, not what one might want it to be.
@CameronWatt @OaaSvc FOI laws allow you to request copies of a “document”. What is the government document you seek..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3n
@CameronWatt @OaaSvc Let me put that another way.
@CameronWatt @OaaSvc So?

Outcalls extra. pic.twitter.com/QIdMQAKkR9
@mattcdef2000 Looks inefficient.
@OaaSvc No because Twitter is not a government agency.
@allisonr Very good.

Apparently things are going just fine in New Zealand this evening. pic.twitter.com/LstbDMyPQ7
@NigelBell19 @bunjaree @morebento We have a wide variety of weevils in the undergrowth up here.
It’s not flash, and maybe the rollout could have started earlier. But if the start is two months ago and the second..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ED
The UK, like the US and Australia, sees “citizenship” as being more about the ability to parrot fact(oid)s deemed i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N6
I am starting to think that an agent of chaos is working as a mole inside PMO. All hail Eris! twitter.com/PMBarraclough/…
@bunjaree @morebento Also known as the sapphire weevil. Wonderful. Thanks. twitter.com/aggerchez/stat…
@bunjaree @morebento Here we go. It’s a Botany Bay diamond weevil (Chrysolopus spectabilis), probably. brisbaneinsects.com/brisbane_weevi…
@morebento Heh. I see it, and yes they do tend to go for the grab and figure out the details later.

Today’s critter from @bunjaree, a rather elaborate insect. Identification is welcome. Isn’t it pretty, @morebento! pic.twitter.com/EGgthAlHBO
@NewtonMark @ApostrophePong @johnmcternan But… but… reel-to-real tape decks in every apartment!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cv

michaelneale Controversial opinions. pic.twitter.com/oNQQ5ZCO3n

chrisfarren “KILLING OF ROAD RUNNER”
Chris Farren, 2021
Watercolor/ink pic.twitter.com/mkBJ1C2651
@joshgnosis I can see that working. :)
Obviously I immediately thought of @joshgnosis. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
More quality community policing from The America. twitter.com/jfinn6511/stat…
Cmdr_Hadfield This is going to drive some lead guitarists wild. twitter.com/rainmaker1973/…
“‘You can’t keep secrets’: Norman Swan on vaccine hesitancy, celebrity and annoying the government”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lA
@drspacejunk @ApostrophePong @johnmcternan There ain’t many of these modular housing projects left. Habitat 67 is s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gf

CenturiiC various historical shooting styles pic.twitter.com/x7IS7ew2ci
I may wait until the actual concert at 1900 AEST though. I really don’t need to add “making weird electronic musica..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J6
@zdnetaustralia Sun plan, revised: Slow start; work steadily on a @zdnetaustralia story; 1330 AEST watch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CC
@glengyron You can make a lot of meat trays out of just one cow.
EXACTLY! If there were a vaccination meat raffle I’d be there tomorrow, and I would win it.
Actually I will be the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1h
A shame we’re not in the in the Mae Chaem district of Chiang Mai province in Thailand, eh?
“Get the vaccine, win a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sg
I should ping some more people with this. People like @drspacejunk and @feraldata especially. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Zebuluniite they have doxed the 24/7 lofi beats to study to girl twitter.com/edgytatar/stat…
@drspacejunk @tomscott @expectproblems @DrRhysPockett @trentyarwood @NewtonMark @tacticalmaid @upulie @feraldata Ye..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lq
Sun plan: Slow start; work steadily on a @zdnetaustralia story due in the coming week; confirm the rest of the week..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WV

punkvenus *goes right pic.twitter.com/4faGno2D2M

Autumn continues in the Blue Mountains with a sunny morning, but will it get cloudier later? pic.twitter.com/bTnEKnDhJf
Sunday. If you can fit it all into your mouth at once you’re a hero. Sunday.