Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 24th, 2021

chaser Morrison asks Grace Tame if she needs a man to explain the meaning of ‘condescending’ chaser.com.au/national/morri…

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Six hours later there’s no sign of side effects, but people are suggesting it’ll be tomorrow that I’ll get hit if I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yt

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ChemistryKit Nelson the hedgehog was born without quills. He is looked after at Foxy Lodge Wildlife Rescue in Norfolk, where he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8S

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“Christian Porter loses bid to block affidavit his lawyers said could ‘derail’ ABC defamation case” theguardian.com/australia-news…

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MichaelH_PhD *Serious therapist voice*

“At some point you have to recognise that the common element in all these events is you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bs

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Lol what a twat.

“Grace Tame says Scott Morrison told her ‘I bet it felt good to get that out’ after powerful spee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LB

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I mean the cybergeddon button. Bloody autocarrot.

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stilgherrian Still, I’m sure he knows what he’s doing, even if washing his own face seems to be a task beyond his skill level.

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stilgherrian On the other hand his constant simple-minded bleating in support of a dying industry in which his extended family r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bk

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stilgherrian In Matt Canavan’s defence this tweet probably represents a high point in his critical thinking and we should recogn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OE

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Pezzullo is pushing the cyber Heddon button pretty hard here.

“‘Immediate, realistic and credible’: Security boss..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…np

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NewtonMark Crikey’s getting ready to call Scomo a cunt. pic.twitter.com/BKtUNDcSBA

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Mesut_Ausil Nobody told the cast of Friends that they’re allowed to just catch up at a restaurant or something. They don’t have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3d

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Things just catch fire sometimes.

“Some Toyota Hiluxes recalled over spontaneous fire fears”
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malentendidonz When you wake up after a drunk hookup and you start wondering how you got there. pic.twitter.com/dalfiRdRMq

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@NickyWill100 I mean I get the Kelly too, but the Rothko is the better work.

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HartWexford 1. Buy a ticket

2. Attend the theatre at the time and date indicated on the ticket twitter.com/theage/status/…

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voltagex Your subscription has failed to renew. We’re muting your smoke alarms. Have a nice day. twitter.com/LeviBroderick/…

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It’s nice work in this video from last year but I still thinks it’s too much robot for such a small task. youtube.com/watch?v=NLn186…

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simonahac when @AngusTaylorMP told @SabraLane that tomago was forced to shut down last week because there was a shortage of p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nU

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@cafuego I’m looking forward to it.

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@JustJimWillDo They’re on the phone with a mate, and from the sound of it they’ve had plenty to eat as well.

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I’m having a quiet ale. A couple old blokes nearby are saying their day started at The Fortune of War at 11am. It’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jm

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@incorrect I am only vaguely aware of this place. That bad? @JustJimWillDo

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That’s right. The best takes are on Gab. twitter.com/nnwakelam/stat…

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@GreenJ Not entirely, no. But if this is Purgatory it’s remarkably realistic.

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@_windrider @jodiem You would’ve had to provide informed consent at some point because you have to for every medical procedure.

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I can now sing the song!

“VACCINATED ATTITUDE”
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Fully antlered and, having observed the Giant Neon Vagina, loose in the streets of Sydney for a short time.

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There are biscuits and sparkling mineral water, but this is a private GP clinic.

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There are boomers whinging about the length and complexity of the consent form. I wondered how many will read the 4..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RU

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Right, time to start having a whinge about the vaccination roll-out. The adventure begins! pic.twitter.com/ScME2voLq7

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@evcricket Excellent work. Send it over to @bunjaree where there’s a brushtail possum it can have. Our owls are being slack.

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@erkpod Yeah I misread a listing real the A-Set but I did see a Tangara on the list too.

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@oberonsghost Pretty much, though it’s not too bad at this hour.

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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DaniellesCave .@ASPI_ICPC is hiring a Senior Analyst or Analyst focused on cyber-security and/or critical technologies. Interview..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cj

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It’s probably one or other of these things I guess. Or perhaps a third option. twitter.com/AndrewBGreene/…

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This train, in fact. It’s alleged to arrive at Central at 1220, which puts me 65 minutes behind schedule. pic.twitter.com/808JSfn77c

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The bus deposited us safely at Penrith, where it’s quite sunny. From here there are trains. pic.twitter.com/UZUShg5v8J

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@morebento It’s 12 hectares of scrub on the property.

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@elronxenu Don’t you just turn it upside down and give it a bit of a shake?

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Crossing the Nepean, finally. Further passenger-led navigation was required through Emu Plains. pic.twitter.com/6Tqy0NVZxf

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Lost in Lapstone. A passenger is giving directions.

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Heaving. Writhing. Sweating. Thrusting. Moaning. twitter.com/LaTrioli/statu…

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There is a shop in Glenbrook called “Village Men’s Emporium and Cycling”. There probably shouldn’t be.

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@gpdawson The way the driver handled it had the vibe of it being a regular occurrence. No faffing about, just a quick reboot.

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“Anyone going to Springwood,” the driver calls out. Um we just did Springwood, passengers tell him.

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@gpdawson This is what he implied. Complete engine shutdown, pause, start up.

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@bastardsheep GP. But I’ll be fine. Likely worst case now is that I’ll skip my optional pre-medico haircut.

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We’re stopped at Woodford. The driver is restarting and rebooting the bus “because I can’t get out of ‘park’.” Lol.

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@phonakins I’ve done it once before. It makes a nice change.

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@s3_gunzel Weirdly at that exact time, 0938, a down V-Set stopped at Wentworth Falls en route to Katoomba. Things are quite broken lol.

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Here we go. After we boarded, the driver asked passengers to confirm that was Wentworth Falls station. It’s Monday..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6i

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I am quite prepared to spend the entire morning boring you to death with the minutiae of train delays.

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In hindsight what I should’ve just done is nipped up to Katoomba to catch the Bathurst train. Its diesel engines se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9U

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Apparently too magical. Wentworth Falls station staff just rather rudely said that’s not a thing. There’s a bus at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A3

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Cool, some magical trains have been conjured up. This looks like it’ll be an A-Set Waratah but at this stage I’m no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DA

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Best wishes to everyone at @TrainLinkWest trying to make things work this morning. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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I’d planned to catch the 0924 but it and the 1024 are listed as cancelled. The 1124 will get me to Sydney *just* in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b1

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@NewtonMark There will be a new stabby-based adventure ride.

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ShieldHero85 Usually I hate gender reveals but this one is straight🔥pic.twitter.com/Es2vi3yTrr

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@Wyld Yeah not the best work there. Still, it’s only a major television network.

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TheOnion When is the best time to buy a home, generally speaking? bit.ly/3yINQ4i

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@evcricket Wouldn’t that require playing that phrase repeatedly through loudspeakers in the scrub?

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Lol this photo makes it look like he just carries those medals around with him. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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developerjack Weird? Try creepy and intrusive!!! Ick! twitter.com/juliey4/status…

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On a more positive note, I saw the lyrebird again this morning.

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, although I now have doubts about the existence of Order as a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fQ

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Mon plan: Get to Sydney somehow; 1230 GP Hyde Park; 1330 covid vaccination; errands including pharmacy; 1530 back m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WY

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By “extended trackwork” they mean “oops didn’t manage to put it back together in time oh well no choo-choos for you”. Sigh.

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And here are those facts as a series of tweets. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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Mon plan: 0924 train to Sydn… oh. Maybe not. I’ll have to think about thispic.twitter.com/5fj9706scncn

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It is moist in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/dC2DWrENnP

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Monday. If it is damp when you wake up then you should consider seeking advice. Monday.

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