chaser Morrison asks Grace Tame if she needs a man to explain the meaning of ‘condescending’ chaser.com.au/national/morri…
Six hours later there’s no sign of side effects, but people are suggesting it’ll be tomorrow that I’ll get hit if I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yt
ChemistryKit Nelson the hedgehog was born without quills. He is looked after at Foxy Lodge Wildlife Rescue in Norfolk, where he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8S
@_chesty No this is a rash. pic.twitter.com/M1dsIe3679
“Christian Porter loses bid to block affidavit his lawyers said could ‘derail’ ABC defamation case” theguardian.com/australia-news…
@pseudomorph Sometimes.
MichaelH_PhD *Serious therapist voice*
“At some point you have to recognise that the common element in all these events is you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bs
Lol what a twat.
“Grace Tame says Scott Morrison told her ‘I bet it felt good to get that out’ after powerful spee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LB
I mean the cybergeddon button. Bloody autocarrot.
stilgherrian Still, I’m sure he knows what he’s doing, even if washing his own face seems to be a task beyond his skill level.
stilgherrian On the other hand his constant simple-minded bleating in support of a dying industry in which his extended family r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bk
stilgherrian In Matt Canavan’s defence this tweet probably represents a high point in his critical thinking and we should recogn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OE
Pezzullo is pushing the cyber Heddon button pretty hard here.
“‘Immediate, realistic and credible’: Security boss..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…np
NewtonMark Crikey’s getting ready to call Scomo a cunt. pic.twitter.com/BKtUNDcSBA
Mesut_Ausil Nobody told the cast of Friends that they’re allowed to just catch up at a restaurant or something. They don’t have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3d
Things just catch fire sometimes.
“Some Toyota Hiluxes recalled over spontaneous fire fears”
abc.net.au/news/2021-05-2…
malentendidonz When you wake up after a drunk hookup and you start wondering how you got there. pic.twitter.com/dalfiRdRMq
@NickyWill100 Me neither.
@NickyWill100 I mean I get the Kelly too, but the Rothko is the better work.
@NickyWill100 It’s very good isn’t it.
HartWexford 1. Buy a ticket
2. Attend the theatre at the time and date indicated on the ticket twitter.com/theage/status/…
@derekbradley @LeviBroderick @troyhunt Hisssss!!!
Fair enough. twitter.com/crikey_news/st…
voltagex Your subscription has failed to renew. We’re muting your smoke alarms. Have a nice day. twitter.com/LeviBroderick/…
It’s nice work in this video from last year but I still thinks it’s too much robot for such a small task. youtube.com/watch?v=NLn186…
simonahac when @AngusTaylorMP told @SabraLane that tomago was forced to shut down last week because there was a shortage of p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nU
@cafuego I’m looking forward to it.
@JustJimWillDo They’re on the phone with a mate, and from the sound of it they’ve had plenty to eat as well.
I’m having a quiet ale. A couple old blokes nearby are saying their day started at The Fortune of War at 11am. It’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jm
@incorrect I am only vaguely aware of this place. That bad? @JustJimWillDo
@Ponder_Stybbons Alas no but maybe tomorrow.
That’s right. The best takes are on Gab. twitter.com/nnwakelam/stat…
Probably time to demolish it anyway. twitter.com/theage/status/…
Graunched.
@developerjack Only three bars atm maybe mine is a dud. pic.twitter.com/VJ8D2EBj9y
@GreenJ Not entirely, no. But if this is Purgatory it’s remarkably realistic.
@RhombusHatesYou Ruled by a cartoon dog!
@_windrider @jodiem You would’ve had to provide informed consent at some point because you have to for every medical procedure.
I can now sing the song!
“VACCINATED ATTITUDE”
youtube.com/watch?v=qeCwwY…
Fully antlered and, having observed the Giant Neon Vagina, loose in the streets of Sydney for a short time.
Not dead.
There are biscuits and sparkling mineral water, but this is a private GP clinic.
I am not allowed to die before this time. pic.twitter.com/JMEaXtgVvu
There are boomers whinging about the length and complexity of the consent form. I wondered how many will read the 4..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RU
Right, time to start having a whinge about the vaccination roll-out. The adventure begins! pic.twitter.com/ScME2voLq7
@evcricket Excellent work. Send it over to @bunjaree where there’s a brushtail possum it can have. Our owls are being slack.
@erkpod Yeah I misread a listing real the A-Set but I did see a Tangara on the list too.
@oberonsghost Pretty much, though it’s not too bad at this hour.
Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.
Towel Gnaw.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
Anything they demand. twitter.com/nickpmclaren/s…
DaniellesCave .@ASPI_ICPC is hiring a Senior Analyst or Analyst focused on cyber-security and/or critical technologies. Interview..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cj
It’s probably one or other of these things I guess. Or perhaps a third option. twitter.com/AndrewBGreene/…
@Unexpector2 “Ordeal”? Hardly lol.
This train, in fact. It’s alleged to arrive at Central at 1220, which puts me 65 minutes behind schedule. pic.twitter.com/808JSfn77c
The bus deposited us safely at Penrith, where it’s quite sunny. From here there are trains. pic.twitter.com/UZUShg5v8J
@morebento It’s 12 hectares of scrub on the property.
@elronxenu Don’t you just turn it upside down and give it a bit of a shake?
Crossing the Nepean, finally. Further passenger-led navigation was required through Emu Plains. pic.twitter.com/6Tqy0NVZxf
Exactly. twitter.com/expectproblems…
Lost in Lapstone. A passenger is giving directions.
Heaving. Writhing. Sweating. Thrusting. Moaning. twitter.com/LaTrioli/statu…
There is a shop in Glenbrook called “Village Men’s Emporium and Cycling”. There probably shouldn’t be.
@gpdawson The way the driver handled it had the vibe of it being a regular occurrence. No faffing about, just a quick reboot.
“Anyone going to Springwood,” the driver calls out. Um we just did Springwood, passengers tell him.
@gpdawson This is what he implied. Complete engine shutdown, pause, start up.
@allrite Arf! Arf! Arf!
Springwood.
@bastardsheep GP. But I’ll be fine. Likely worst case now is that I’ll skip my optional pre-medico haircut.
Bus rebooted OK.
We’re stopped at Woodford. The driver is restarting and rebooting the bus “because I can’t get out of ‘park’.” Lol.
@phonakins I’ve done it once before. It makes a nice change.
@s3_gunzel Weirdly at that exact time, 0938, a down V-Set stopped at Wentworth Falls en route to Katoomba. Things are quite broken lol.
Here we go. After we boarded, the driver asked passengers to confirm that was Wentworth Falls station. It’s Monday..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6i
I am quite prepared to spend the entire morning boring you to death with the minutiae of train delays.
In hindsight what I should’ve just done is nipped up to Katoomba to catch the Bathurst train. Its diesel engines se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9U
Apparently too magical. Wentworth Falls station staff just rather rudely said that’s not a thing. There’s a bus at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A3
Cool, some magical trains have been conjured up. This looks like it’ll be an A-Set Waratah but at this stage I’m no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DA
Best wishes to everyone at @TrainLinkWest trying to make things work this morning. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…
I’d planned to catch the 0924 but it and the 1024 are listed as cancelled. The 1124 will get me to Sydney *just* in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b1
@NewtonMark There will be a new stabby-based adventure ride.
ShieldHero85 Usually I hate gender reveals but this one is straight🔥pic.twitter.com/Es2vi3yTrr
@Wyld Yeah not the best work there. Still, it’s only a major television network.
TheOnion When is the best time to buy a home, generally speaking? bit.ly/3yINQ4i
@evcricket Wouldn’t that require playing that phrase repeatedly through loudspeakers in the scrub?
Lol this photo makes it look like he just carries those medals around with him. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…
developerjack Weird? Try creepy and intrusive!!! Ick! twitter.com/juliey4/status…
On a more positive note, I saw the lyrebird again this morning.
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, although I now have doubts about the existence of Order as a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fQ
Mon plan: Get to Sydney somehow; 1230 GP Hyde Park; 1330 covid vaccination; errands including pharmacy; 1530 back m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WY
By “extended trackwork” they mean “oops didn’t manage to put it back together in time oh well no choo-choos for you”. Sigh.
And here are those facts as a series of tweets. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…
Mon plan: 0924 train to Sydn… oh. Maybe not. I’ll have to think about thispic.twitter.com/5fj9706scncn
It is moist in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/dC2DWrENnP
Monday. If it is damp when you wake up then you should consider seeking advice. Monday.