This sounds like a book that needs to be written. twitter.com/IanDunt/status…
Scott_John It’s times like these we all wish our Prime Minister had taken this pandemic seriously rather than his weekly photo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EV
I’d hate to think that Chinese residents would have been denied the cultural pleasures of “Fast & Furious 9”…
“J..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P8
@justanotheramy @abcnews This isn’t a commercial promotion.

Current item in the @abcnews World News section. pic.twitter.com/Wu7XOKkMsQ
@RewiLyall Anyway the important thing right now is that I need to let you know that I’m popping out for some noodles.
@RewiLyall @zdnetaustralia Not a pseudonym.
@swearyanthony I don’t see why it needs to be anything more than that. There’s not that much to the standard, thoug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8m
@paulbam3 That’s more or less what having a pony is like, so I’ll allow it.
Herewith, a brief training course in how to understand the concept.
Are you being paid to say this, either directl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OQ
“As a result of the breaches, Nine will require relevant staff including presenters, producers and commercial and s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CV
It is May 2021 and the broadcast regulator has ruled on something that was done in 2019 by a man who has long since..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JF
“Australia Post inquiry demands PM sack chair, apologise to Holgate,” and I too would like a pony. thenewdaily.com.au/news/2021/05/2…
@NewtonMark @expectproblems It has indeed been quite lovely.

cathywilcox1 Joel in the hole.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/pQBkNRu996
@dobes @nick_spurway @joshgnosis @cameronwilson But the Ooooolmunn’s title is SO close to “National Affairs Desk”…
damonayoung [rooftop bar]
Naomi Wolf: do you know who I am?
Waiter: do *you*? Do you have a self beyond your search for marke..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7u
@nick_spurway @joshgnosis @cameronwilson In my next story for @dobes, “I don’t like typing and computers are annoyi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ua
pixelatedboat Blade Runner imagines a dystopian future where LA sucks
Well I know this isn’t @NewtonMark… but ping @expectproblems. twitter.com/lukehopewell/s…

cameronwilson it’s too easy to dunk on chris uhlmann but seriously what is this pic.twitter.com/ROmiEDcP3p
tuckerian ATTENTION FREELANCE SCIENCE JOURNALISTS! Please send me your pitches for features, 1700 words approx, which could r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fN
jolshan Counterargument is that the type of person who needs to perform in an office to demonstrate “hustle” may just be a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d9
@franksting And we made no suggestion that anyone involved in any of this was running a dodgy migration scam, thoug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aH
@franksting Temporary migration packages of job / visa / accommodation.
johnb78 This makes me feel much more relaxed about the concept of going to actual Hell twitter.com/naomirwolf/sta…
Ah much better.
I need another quick lie-down but I’m doing the coffee then nanna-nap trick. Baxoon.
stilgherrian Useful timing data for tonight: “Total Lunar Eclipse of 26 May, 2021 AD” moonblink.info/Eclipse/eclips… Set your time zone..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qD
@SuperCroup Perhaps it’s a cover story.
@SuperCroup It’s a team-building exercise, apparently.
@maz_jovanovich PUT EVERYTHING INTO THE BOX.
@maz_jovanovich S1: On the way to work this morning I saw a border coll…
S2: PUT IT IN THE BOX AND GET IT STONED.
@DavidFeng Improving the Chinese railway system is not my problem, David.
TUNSW Close to 1800 NSW renters have already taken our survey! But we know there are over 2 million out there!! We’d love..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fZ
@TwitsForMiles The threads off this thread are full of people’s experiences. So varied!
@franksting Yeah that was a whole adventure and I think the takeaway message is that we definitely didn’t say all Irish are criminals.
Scientist 1: Wanna get some lobsters stoned?
Scientist 2: Why would w…
Scientist 1: LOOK AT MY MACHINE FOR GETTINtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…oV6G
Challenge accepted! twitter.com/heeney_luke/st…
Oops I just fell asleep for two and a half hours. But as I say, tiredness just by itself is probably not down to th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OF
“Cryptocurrency in 2021: still dysfunctional nonsense, unusable by normal humans” by @davidgerard, author of “Attac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hw
Sorry, half an orange.
Wed plan, updated: Slow start (still in progress); work on a @zdnetaustralia story gently through the day; observe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zz
Is it because you’ve gwynethed an orange up there? twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

rohan_p Peter Hiom leaving ASX to spend more time with his blockchains pic.twitter.com/BBhRAXmCzC
@jplonie @expectproblems I hear Poland is lovely in spring.
@jplonie @DrRhysPockett @NewtonMark Nah I’ve met them. Any excuse is good. :)
materialgirlrap I literally had a nightmare that everyone on the Internet was doing something called “wiseposting” but I just could..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s5
@bastardsheep @NewtonMark @DrRhysPockett Yes, money and headspace for reorganising are the key consumables. But hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j4
Useful timing data for tonight: “Total Lunar Eclipse of 26 May, 2021 AD” moonblink.info/Eclipse/eclips… Set your time zone..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qD
Wed plan: Slow start, just in case; work on a @zdnetaustralia story; shopping and errands, Thaitown; train to Wentw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PS

expectproblems Privilege, 1939 edition. pic.twitter.com/52Jn5GGMVs
@NewtonMark @DrRhysPockett I turned down going to AusCERT on the Gold Coast in person simply because I can’t deal w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oS
@sylmobile @garystark @de_willis My sympathies for @de_willis that sucks. But yeah I just had a slight headache and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mf
@alisonmahedy Maybe that all happens on the second dose.
Good morning, @dobes… twitter.com/roweafr/status…
@garystark I would be up for this, obviously, but I also have deadlines looming.
NewtonMark Gloves off. twitter.com/BillAdairDuke/…
@DrRhysPockett So I see. Let’s hope the Traceys can figure out this one nice and quickly — though I saw that Vic go.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ilL
@sylmobile Hmmm. You still feverish? That’s a bit annoying. People’s reactions have been so different!
@parisba I’m… I’m not really being held at all… [sobs quietly].

BeschlossDC Al Capone in South Florida: pic.twitter.com/wPBDOp9ddE
One things the vaccine does cause does is the repetition of words repeated. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@mwyres It’ll be a nice change from Ted Kaczynski’s.

Still only three bars of 5G reception though. pic.twitter.com/2OBjUMaTYb
I had my first AstraZeneca vaccination covid vaccination on Monday. Still no side effects apart from tiredness and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ww

It’s another lovely autumn day in Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/MEOG0NETW9
TheOnion “It would definitely be a challenge, but I’ve always wanted to try playing a white person.” -Scarlett Johansson..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hn
Wednesday. Some of the buttons should not be pressed today. Wednesday.