This sounds like a book that needs to be written. https://t.co/hFLIKHDLLB
RT @fasterthanlime: once again, https://t.co/hHl0PO5nuc https://t.co/BMKZr7jXGF
RT @Scott_John: It’s times like these we all wish our Prime Minister had taken this pandemic seriously rather than his weekly photo shoot a…
I’d hate to think that Chinese residents would have been denied the cultural pleasures of “Fast & Furious 9”…
“J… https://t.co/1uihu1vqP8
@justanotheramy @abcnews This isn’t a commercial promotion.
Current item in the @abcnews World News section. pic.twitter.com/Wu7XOKkMsQ
@RewiLyall Anyway the important thing right now is that I need to let you know that I’m popping out for some noodles.
@RewiLyall @zdnetaustralia Not a pseudonym.
@swearyanthony I don’t see why it needs to be anything more than that. There’s not that much to the standard, thoug… https://t.co/DiB4F2ym8m
@paulbam3 That’s more or less what having a pony is like, so I’ll allow it.
Herewith, a brief training course in how to understand the concept.
Are you being paid to say this, either directl… https://t.co/2Erv29KaOQ
“As a result of the breaches, Nine will require relevant staff including presenters, producers and commercial and s… https://t.co/t3n7Ej9UCV
It is May 2021 and the broadcast regulator has ruled on something that was done in 2019 by a man who has long since… https://t.co/zofQMnRhJF
“Australia Post inquiry demands PM sack chair, apologise to Holgate,†and I too would like a pony. https://t.co/08zwlVDTuK
@NewtonMark @expectproblems It has indeed been quite lovely.
cathywilcox1 Joel in the hole.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/pQBkNRu996
@dobes @nick_spurway @joshgnosis @cameronwilson But the Ooooolmunn’s title is SO close to “National Affairs Desk 
RT @damonayoung: [rooftop bar]
Naomi Wolf: do you know who I am?
Waiter: do *you*? Do you have a self beyond your search for marketable c…
@nick_spurway @joshgnosis @cameronwilson In my next story for @dobes, “I don’t like typing and computers are annoyi… https://t.co/Bq7T38HAua
RT @pixelatedboat: Blade Runner imagines a dystopian future where LA sucks
Well I know this isn’t @NewtonMark… but ping @expectproblems. https://t.co/nZOAYjYYfd
cameronwilson it’s too easy to dunk on chris uhlmann but seriously what is this pic.twitter.com/ROmiEDcP3p
RT @tuckerian: ATTENTION FREELANCE SCIENCE JOURNALISTS! Please send me your pitches for features, 1700 words approx, which could run on the…
RT @jolshan: Counterargument is that the type of person who needs to perform in an office to demonstrate “hustle†may just be a hustler as…
@franksting And we made no suggestion that anyone involved in any of this was running a dodgy migration scam, thoug… https://t.co/Mf6rUrbdaH
@franksting Temporary migration packages of job / visa / accommodation.
RT @johnb78: This makes me feel much more relaxed about the concept of going to actual Hell https://t.co/GPz9YhldUS
Ah much better.
I need another quick lie-down but I’m doing the coffee then nanna-nap trick. Baxoon.
RT @stilgherrian: Useful timing data for tonight: “Total Lunar Eclipse of 26 May, 2021 AD†https://t.co/fNRpQlHf0R Set your time zone for l…
@SuperCroup Perhaps it’s a cover story.
@SuperCroup It’s a team-building exercise, apparently.
@maz_jovanovich PUT EVERYTHING INTO THE BOX.
@maz_jovanovich S1: On the way to work this morning I saw a border coll…
S2: PUT IT IN THE BOX AND GET IT STONED.
@DavidFeng Improving the Chinese railway system is not my problem, David.
RT @TUNSW: Close to 1800 NSW renters have already taken our survey! But we know there are over 2 million out there!! We’d love hit 2000 by…
@TwitsForMiles The threads off this thread are full of people’s experiences. So varied!
@franksting Yeah that was a whole adventure and I think the takeaway message is that we definitely didn’t say all Irish are criminals.
Scientist 1: Wanna get some lobsters stoned?
Scientist 2: Why would w…
Scientist 1: LOOK AT MY MACHINE FOR GETTIN… https://t.co/tJrfmnoV6G
Challenge accepted! https://t.co/frPNAQrC3w
Oops I just fell asleep for two and a half hours. But as I say, tiredness just by itself is probably not down to th… https://t.co/fQnQjDhNOF
“Cryptocurrency in 2021: still dysfunctional nonsense, unusable by normal humans†by @davidgerard, author of “Attac… https://t.co/3hugFnnkHw
Sorry, half an orange.
Wed plan, updated: Slow start (still in progress); work on a @zdnetaustralia story gently through the day; observe… https://t.co/oLUCLLIfzz
Is it because you’ve gwynethed an orange up there? https://t.co/NxRwhWjCsC
rohan_p Peter Hiom leaving ASX to spend more time with his blockchains pic.twitter.com/BBhRAXmCzC
@jplonie @expectproblems I hear Poland is lovely in spring.
@jplonie @DrRhysPockett @NewtonMark Nah I’ve met them. Any excuse is good. :)
RT @materialgirlrap: I literally had a nightmare that everyone on the Internet was doing something called “wiseposting†but I just couldn’t…
@bastardsheep @NewtonMark @DrRhysPockett Yes, money and headspace for reorganising are the key consumables. But hav… https://t.co/7NmHEZ66j4
Useful timing data for tonight: “Total Lunar Eclipse of 26 May, 2021 AD†https://t.co/fNRpQlHf0R Set your time zone… https://t.co/wil1UItCqD
Wed plan: Slow start, just in case; work on a @zdnetaustralia story; shopping and errands, Thaitown; train to Wentw… https://t.co/6Dh3unWUPS
expectproblems Privilege, 1939 edition. pic.twitter.com/52Jn5GGMVs
@NewtonMark @DrRhysPockett I turned down going to AusCERT on the Gold Coast in person simply because I can’t deal w… https://t.co/ewMTnLCOoS
@sylmobile @garystark @de_willis My sympathies for @de_willis that sucks. But yeah I just had a slight headache and… https://t.co/93OnQHHjMf
@alisonmahedy Maybe that all happens on the second dose.
Good morning, @dobes… https://t.co/XHCVV2hAfC
@garystark I would be up for this, obviously, but I also have deadlines looming.
RT @NewtonMark: Gloves off. https://t.co/0Y2Od4F1sI
@DrRhysPockett So I see. Let’s hope the Traceys can figure out this one nice and quickly — though I saw that Vic go… https://t.co/ZxUYpChilL
@sylmobile Hmmm. You still feverish? That’s a bit annoying. People’s reactions have been so different!
@parisba I’m… I’m not really being held at all… [sobs quietly].
BeschlossDC Al Capone in South Florida: pic.twitter.com/wPBDOp9ddE
One things the vaccine does cause does is the repetition of words repeated. https://t.co/Nacc28DskY
@mwyres It’ll be a nice change from Ted Kaczynski’s.
Still only three bars of 5G reception though. pic.twitter.com/2OBjUMaTYb
I had my first AstraZeneca vaccination covid vaccination on Monday. Still no side effects apart from tiredness and… https://t.co/BiPG49W2Ww
It’s another lovely autumn day in Sydney todaypic.twitter.com/MEOG0NETW9W9
RT @TheOnion: “It would definitely be a challenge, but I’ve always wanted to try playing a white person.†-Scarlett Johansson https://t.co/…
Wednesday. Some of the buttons should not be pressed today. Wednesday.