@jxeeno @NewtonMark Lol I think 5 of them are salt and 3 are fat, but sure.
@jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU BUY HIM A COFFEE YOU CHEAPSKATES! twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…
@jxeeno @NewtonMark Admittedly I do like it because it kills the whole white people thing about “Asians have such exotic taste in food”. ;)
@jxeeno @NewtonMark This is just SO wrong…
@NewtonMark @jxeeno Lol so true! Love your work @jxeeno but your diet is just trash. :) I say that with true affection.
@robbeckettcomic @joshwiddicombe Cruel but fair.

robbeckettcomic I love old @joshwiddicombe from the future so much. pic.twitter.com/7Ph9gh6lwP
@SnapBackAU @nnwakelam @tauerbach Lol well that’s the thing. I have no personal gripe with Taylor, and I don’t know..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…in
@jxeeno Hey @jxeeno how can people thank you and support your life? Is there any other way than buying you about-to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EO
Once more I encourage you to thank @jxeeno for running @COVID19NearMeAU in these difficult times. It’s the map that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hr
ChasingMoonBk August 5, 1950: Five years after the end of World War II, Collier’s contemplates “Hiroshima, USA” with Manhattan as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gd
@maz_jovanovich @NewtonMark @expectproblems Yes, a torpedo run, but JFC!
@maz_jovanovich @NewtonMark @expectproblems “The plane on the left and at extreme low-level (approximately five met..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jK
@maz_jovanovich @NewtonMark @expectproblems Ah, more on that photo. Altitude five metres or as we call it 16ft. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubish…
@mootpointer Notes have been made.
@erstkate That too is a thing.
@nnwakelam @tauerbach I never said that. ;) But yes, I was trained in public service / bureaucratic language, and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DF
@deeFzzuB @tauerbach Thanks, but I’m just old and tired and grumpy and completely over the drama-queening of the ta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ex
@erstkate Some of the stuff Aldi commissions is really quite good. I have not tried these though.
@tauerbach You don’t know me, but some of us worked on a previous pandemic and this sort of shit is seriously irresponsible. Not impressed.
@erstkate @HartWexford Is this a matter of quantity over quality however?
@tauerbach Seriously, 18 months in and this is how you’re thinking about things?
@tauerbach How is a coherent public health message naming a potential infection site “out of control”? Are you dete..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qH
@erstkate @HartWexford MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
@erstkate @HartWexford Wait, what?
@HartWexford @erstkate Can you be trusted with a kangaroo?
@NewtonMark @franksting @ScottRhodie Fuck. Yes. Serious strategic error.
@franksting @NewtonMark @ScottRhodie Nothing but praise. I’m just not prescriptive about spelling in English becaus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hO
@s1cox I am not in a position to conform or deny.
@NewtonMark @ScottRhodie @franksting Correct. And that’s a whole bitchfight I’d like to avoid right now.
@LlewellynGreen And that’s just being thoughtful.
Moody Celts. Sigh.
@ScottRhodie @franksting Let’s not make a whole thing about a simple plan to drink whisky.
NewtonMark Normal cops doing normal things. twitter.com/HawaiiNewsNow/…
@franksting @ScottRhodie O hai.
@ScottRhodie My God he does go on a bit.
@czhedgehog I completely don’t care because I wasn’t there. :) This is an important part of my mental health strate..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tO
Waiting for the archive photo “Stilgherrian wiping his arse following a satisfactory crap on a Blue Mountains trai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iV
@ShaquilleRay @joannejacobs @developerjack Yeah I’ve seen some friends have some bad times with it, but others sail..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oy
@TomSear Oh man, the Red Rooster Line is so much a thing right now. Don’t get me started! (And I’m a white man.)
dan murphys opening hours twitter.com/NSWHealth/stat…
More solid advice from @TeenVogue. For everyone not just intersex people. twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…
Pinboard American cluster bombs to carry warning sticker, “How is my bombing?” 1-800 number to report human rights abuses. twitter.com/Reuters/status…
@thepacketrat @qianjinghua OK sure. I’m not a monster.
stilgherrian @arielbogle If you’re a podcast supporter wanting to cash in TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSATION TOPIC please let me kn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ek
stilgherrian (Near-)final Reminder: My guest on “The 9pm Edict” podcast recording Friday arvo is the wonderful @arielbogle and w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aP
oz_f Being brown means you can literally post the most gentle, normal stuff on this website and still get dozens of garb..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s4
@dmeeze Wow now that’s well spotted.
No I love it. twitter.com/MoistenedTart/…
@thepacketrat @qianjinghua Let me be clear. I quite like Japanese whisky. And Japanese gin. But yes FFS they are th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uU
@maz_jovanovich Back when we were doing “youth-oriented multimedia” in 1995–1996 we were about to get some money outwitter.com/i/web/status/1…YsrE
@maz_jovanovich Well I’ll have to get back to doing some media where Defence want me to play again — although in te.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rjy
@ScottRhodie @SnoofAU @wobber Agreed. Watch out for when the Leapfroig is on special. :)
qianjinghua classic nyt twitter.com/sdonnan/status…
@maz_jovanovich OK I am so envious. I’ve only seen that coast from around 35,000ft which is so not the same. It looks beautiful.
@maz_jovanovich @NewtonMark @expectproblems I suppose to be fair those bombers are well under the flak.
@ScottRhodie Deal. I know what he’s like.
@ScottRhodie You are so sold on that. :) We could always drag that Irish cunt over too.
@maz_jovanovich Lol yeah I had to pause the video and just stare at that image for a while. Ping @NewtonMark @expectproblems.
@maz_jovanovich And yes, I’d have loved it. Once when walking out from Gawler in the late 1970s I saw four F-111C i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9K
@maz_jovanovich Ah! Earlier today I was watching a doco and they had this image of a Japanese Betty mission against..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zf
@ScottRhodie Ah yes I’ve seen that, haven’t tried it. I tend to prefer peat over vanilla, but I see the tasting not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qk
@corduroy Yep, and that’s literally why I decided to buy it without tasting. :)
@JustJimWillDo Ciao. :)
@JustJimWillDo I mean it’s no Talisker but it’s damn good for the price. :)
@maz_jovanovich I think RAAF media was wanting to match RAN letting us drive HMAS Aware for a little while and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6P
@maz_jovanovich Way back when I was at ABC Adelaide in the — gulp! — latter half of the 1980s we did a visit and atwitter.com/i/web/status/1…macf
Trying this because it was a good price at Dan’s. By “delicate hint of sea air” they seem to mean a tablespoon of s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mg

plalor Cos playing economist taking it up a notch. pic.twitter.com/PRewFCNIA1
@MediaActive @ben_hr @profsarahj @richardaedy @RadioNational Oh sure, planned properly it can work. But let’s just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xi
timothyjgraham Bolt: you are a genius, our work here is done, hand me some Panadol
timothyjgraham Schrodinger’s mass flagging conspiracy theory: simultaneously an ‘attempt’ by left wing activists whilst also a suc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2M
flashman I liked American jingoism more during the Cold War when it was about who had better abstract expressionism (all CIA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jd
TobyWalsh Cargo bikes deliver faster and cleaner than vans, study finds theguardian.com/world/2021/aug…
RevDaniel For over 45 years God has protected me from diphtheria, TB, mumps, measles, polio, tetanus, rubella, and deadly str..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rB
@czhedgehog Fair enough. There’s only two places further from Europe and one of them is Antarctica. :)
nickheathsport This “Ocean’s Five” reboot looks pants. twitter.com/stephenjones9/…
@czhedgehog So when was your arrival in this the world’s perfect country?
@HHackenbecker @joannejacobs @developerjack Yeah I thought I’d just leave my booking where it was, because I’ve als..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q8
@franksting @NewtonMark @jplonie @dobes Oh wait, I didn’t notice what you did there. I was just thinking of when Ja..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Go
@jplonie @dobes @galumay Lol yes locals giving directions with references to things that were gone 10 years previou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mo
@jplonie @dobes @galumay I’m remembering them now down the SE coast of SA (the Limestone Coast we say now) and up t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3w
@jplonie @NewtonMark @dobes True, though I’m roughly 10 years older than all of them.
@ben_hr @profsarahj I remember when I was on @richardaedy’s Media Report and I mentioned I’d bought five microphone..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9o
@jplonie @NewtonMark @dobes Lol none of this is surprising me. :)
@czhedgehog Lol yes everything came through Gdansk. Us colonials never got taught much about that though, of course..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…By
@franksting @NewtonMark @jplonie @dobes More a Daryl era than Jason, I think.
@profsarahj @ben_hr Lol as if there’s more than one possible answer to that.
@Margarita890 Exactly.
@NewtonMark @jplonie @dobes Was your bike a chopper tho?
@Margarita890 Not as weird as “weird”.
PessimistsArc Reaction to the first telephone loudspeaker twitter.com/pessimistsarc/…
@baxters And I am envious.

DMReporter ALTERNATIVELY: Furious Brits flying to Mexico DURING A PANDEMIC find out mid-air they are halfwits. pic.twitter.com/hGcRQO4ugw
@corduroy Hahahahaha.
D_Keating Oh look, a day that ends in “Y” twitter.com/ZDNet/status/1…
@joannejacobs @developerjack That’s the bit, just where the tunnel is.
@czhedgehog This is all starting to make a lot of sense. Barossadeutsch colonists arrived from about 1838 onwards,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mO
@Gwyntaglaw @dobes O M F G !
sirosenbaum When you’re a jewelry artist who makes some exquisite things but obviously did not spend enough time online in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1Y
@czhedgehog Haha these disputes can never be solved. :)
@czhedgehog Now there’s a thing, because Gawler is kinda the route to the Barossa Valley and the Barossadeutsch con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…80
@joannejacobs @developerjack If I still fail to get 5G reception in Glenbrook Gorge then I’m demanding a refund.
Just in case @MacqDictionary don’t see this sort of thing… Hi Kids, you have a new toy!
Hey computational linguists, you need to know about this! Please pass it on. twitter.com/wragge/status/…
@JustJimWillDo Except the one whose head I failed to completely chop off when my father was insisting I learn how t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7A
Actually the Graun’s story is better even though they didn’t track down Brinkworth. theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
@joannejacobs @developerjack This is for the Pfizer. AZ is the other way around, and I get #2 on Monday 16 August…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oZ
@ScottFitzG Oh man that’s awesome!
@Ng88Mr Close to, yes. Gawler, which is to Adelaide as Campbelltown is to Sydney, kinda. En route to the Barossa Va..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0E
@czhedgehog Here’s one story on it. adelaidenow.com.au/lifestyle/food…
Always thrilled to remember I lived just three blocks from the place where chicken salt was invented.
smh If you’re over 16 the Prime Minister wants you to go and get vaccinated – despite the federal government’s own offitwitter.com/i/web/status/1…pOIF
@DigitalSneeze @upulie A quick Google search under “shopping” revealed a range of chicken salt mixtures for sale bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7H
@baxters Watch your ears.
@cafuego @developerjack Mate it’s covid vaccine not meth lol.
@maz_jovanovich Good. :) Also I retweeted your thing the other day but didn’t say congrats directly. Bravo to you and 10 Sqn!
@maz_jovanovich Cheese is a vegetable. You can quote me on that. Also gratin is breadcrumbs which is wheat which is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lf
@developerjack This is number two on the Pfizer?
@margotdate Ah yes, I heard he was hosting tonight.
@DigitalSneeze @upulie Not that I know if, but maybe Peter Brinkworth’s successors are selling it. Chicken salt was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ii
@HHackenbecker @BradIelts And “goes one theory” the Moon is made of green cheese.
@kels_316 @AlisterAir Yeah fuck those cunts, they’re just deranged.
@kels_316 @AlisterAir Correct. The media is a morally corrupt industry populated exclusively by frauds and morons.

clumsyghost_ happy anniversary to 30-50 feral hogs pic.twitter.com/WMCctIPfoQ
Poor bastard. More stories like this need to get into people’s heads. twitter.com/Shayan86/statu…
@BradIelts @HHackenbecker Erm, by and large they’re not. They’re the opposite.
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
@lloydleefrancis And he’s still doing well, with plenty of support. :)
@upulie Exactly. And a small jar of it would look like that Japanese mixed pepper you put on your ramen. Yum!
@jennylmackinnon @arielbogle Yes. We’re recording at 4pm but it’s not livestreamed. It’ll be edited and posted on Saturday.
@upulie It’s a bold proposal but I am with you on this. After all, we can buy chicken salt.
upulie Yeah why isn’t this a thing? It’s 2021 and it’s still not a standalone product twitter.com/susancarland/s…
@NickyWill100 @arielbogle Yeah but you’re not out there claiming it’s a global conspiracy run by the lizard people…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uC
@HHackenbecker Yes, yes it is. If you’re a not a @SatPaper subscriber, burn your occasional free story on this one…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lq
@amisamileandme Indeed. Even in my own limited experience of university facilities — an occasional guest lecture or.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Er5
@arielbogle I rest my case.
@arielbogle And if you still need a recommendation, here’s how @cameronwilson responded to news that Ariel was goin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ku
@arielbogle Ariel also provided some research into this episode of @BackgroundBrief which is also a must-listen. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@arielbogle Ariel was on the @7ampodcast the other day, “Who are Australia’s anti-lockdown protestors?”, and it’s a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xL
@arielbogle If you’re a podcast supporter wanting to cash in TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSATION TOPIC please let me kn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ek
(Near-)final Reminder: My guest on “The 9pm Edict” podcast recording Friday arvo is the wonderful @arielbogle and w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aP
@lloydleefrancis Hey if praying to your god is a thing that might help right now, I’m certainly not going to stop you!
@bbox It’s a thing. I’ll have more on the pod tomorrow — well you’ll be able to hear it on Saturday.
@adam_turner @cfsmtbation I am the first to admit that my attempts at trying HSP have been in the wrong parts of Sy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sv
@bgosford @alicitabrennan Yeah she’s got a fantastic crew. :)
jendudley Are we all absolutely certain that today wasn’t Friday? #lockdown2021
@adam_turner @cfsmtbation Oh wow that HSP actually looks not-disgusting, Most seem to me to look like a cross betwe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dd
Meanwhile in Melbourne… twitter.com/Alicedkc/statu…
@Aitch_El No I meant don’t arrive at the table in *just* your underpants.

kenchengcomedy *shocked* that making her attend 5 classes on racial bias had zero effect pic.twitter.com/Kg1WbdCdqo
@kels_316 Oh yeah they’re right cunts.
jojojakob sounds like they got fleeced 😎 twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
@kels_316 Haven’t fish suffered enough?
Reminder: Do not come to the breakfast table in your underpants. twitter.com/svershbow/stat…
@amisamileandme We have the tech now, but it’s not quite pervasive enough to be safe and reliable for all players.
@amisamileandme What will come soon is being able to throw the image from anyone’s device to the whole class.
Gen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dY
oberonsghost Cheese? We can help. twitter.com/dansims/status…
@JaneyGodley “Part three of “I’ve been blocked by a Janey Godley”” youtube.com/watch?v=3AjIoN…
@JaneyGodley “Janey Godley help line part two” youtube.com/watch?v=wiEjwl…
At this point I am obliged to retweet @JaneyGodley’s delightful three-part (so far) series on the trauma of her blo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uh
@kels_316 I have not muted him because he’s part of my being-serious audience. :)
@kels_316 It’s a fair cop lol. I don’t block these arsehats, I just mute them. I like the idea of them screaming at me into the void.
@_BertHandsome This you we’re talking about, or still the plumbing?

kels_316 how is this a proper lockdown? #dansmockdown pic.twitter.com/JDsvQp9qWY
Ah, looks like I have more things to read. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…
@_BertHandsome You could always break something else to make it all worthwhile? (Yes, yes, I know a broken water pu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cd
CaseyBriggs here’s a list of the ones that exist so far. you can just walk in. no booking needed. it’s very straightforward. an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bK
CaseyBriggs fun fact: if you’re in sydney you can just mosey over to a walk in astrazeneca clinic and get vaccinated on the spo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…az
@_BertHandsome BUNNINGS TIME!
@redrabbleroz @ben_hr Please be not giving the universe any more ideas.
@JaneyGodley To be fair, “state sponsored shouty fishwife” is a gorgeous phrase. :)
Thanks to @naamanzhou in this piece theguardian.com/culture/2021/a… I am reminded of when someone phoned two Aussie blokes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V0
ryanegan Real joke at the dinner table from Mr 4:
What did the first dad say to the second dad?
Nothing, they just did farts on each other.
Maybe the AAT isn’t quite as stackable as Certain People had hoped.
“National cabinet thrown open to scrutiny in ruling it is not a cabinet” theage.com.au/politics/feder…

craigsluman Looks fantastic. @Disco_BBMF @RAFBBMF @RAFConingsby #hurricane pic.twitter.com/naUbho7DF4
南国扇風機! youtube.com/watch?v=F3mHHN… Another excellent and useful machine from @seevua.
MooseAllain An audiobook that occasionally asks if you’re still awake and if you don’t reply it whispers goodnight.
@czhedgehog @dobes @johnb78 Oh yeah, Play School started in 1966!
markdreyfusQCMP 12 times Mr Morrison was asked if he was responsible for the Car park rorts.
12 times Mr Morrison refused to answer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pb
@dobes @TimWattsMP @rohan_p @joshgnosis Dooo eeet.
@jonkudelka Is it being streamed on the internet or are you two allowed to intermingle with people now?
@NickyWill100 @jonkudelka The Census won’t be all that much help for certain long-term tracking, that’s for sure.
TimWattsMP After being kicked off most respectable social media platforms, Craig Kelly has resorted to mass spamming his Parli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yA
@dobes @rohan_p @joshgnosis Anyway @cameronwilson is mates with Craig Kelly so this should all just work.
@dobes @rohan_p @joshgnosis Lol I doubt FOI will be needed. This one will leak out faster than a very fast leaky thing indeed.
jonkudelka Just answering I disagree with the premise of this question to every question on the census.
DrSallyCockburn Warning - positive tweet to follow :)
#lockdown6 task suggestion :
I recently hunted down all the single socks &..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dl
@czhedgehog @dobes @johnb78 There’s certainly some generational aspects to this!
@DrRhysPockett Will they ever end, I wonder.

jpwarren @GordyPls Here, have a poster. pic.twitter.com/hXG7YJiLHy
@PalZer0 Understood.
@SuperCroup A question for @CptHollingworth.
@dobes @johnb78 Or for slightly older Australians… youtube.com/watch?v=aIRu8-…
I hear that Walter Rorschach has given up using inkblots to figure out patients’ psychological hangups and now he’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gi
@dobes @johnb78 How about a tune ALL Australians know? youtube.com/watch?v=TNxBOm…
@PalZer0 To be clear, this is not defending him.
@PalZer0 The question remains, though, is being a prick like that enough reason to make his life a misery to the ex..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2I
OurNewHomecoach We are at the “my daughter is learning “A lonely goatherd” from the Sound of Music on her recorder” stage of the Pandemic.
thejimmalo I would like the novel coronavirus to stop, please.
@glengyron Pffft! If your carpet doesn’t squelch is it even alive?
danilic Brian Houston will be Attorney General by the year’s end.
@RealNickHodge Congratulations on your arse being acceptable to the Australian government.
markhumphries I have ordered two cakes since this tweet and I encourage every Australian in lockdown to do the same. twitter.com/markhumphries/…
JoshButler bank robber 1: we’re gonna be rich after this heist. One last job, we’ve planned everything to perfection
bank rob..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MP
jeamland If any of my Melbourne friends, or any of their friends, need logistical support getting vaccinated: Hit me up.
I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G8
@BackgroundBrief Last week’s was “A far-right troll’s journey from an Ipswich bedroom to global infamy” and that’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…08
Reminder: ABC Radio’s Background Briefing (@BackgroundBrief) is simply a constant series of brilliant documentaries..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yr

simongerman600 Earth, from an angle you don’t see very often. I think of this as the naked angle… Source: buff.ly/3fqqN5Y pic.twitter.com/vCuBRSvdKd
@HHackenbecker Yeah I can see there’s nothing I haven’t done before, not in individual steps anyway, but I don’t wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cd
Wondering if I’m up for this procedure or whether I’d fuck it up: “MacBook Pro 15” Retina Display Mid 2015 Left Spe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JA
SuperCroup If anyone in Melbourne wants any ad vice on how to feel about the upcoming lockdown and how to cope, let me know. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zh

@akent @cameronwilson Be more patriotic. :) pic.twitter.com/oDP41xwthN
@cameronwilson GO THE TRIFECTA!
@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers @SuperCroup Skateboarding? Lol yeah I’d like to watch that.
K-town.
The #purpletrain is very quiet, as you might imagine.
@GordyPls It’s also very badly drafted, you’ll be surprised to hear.
@IanDGay No one said “all” or “automatically”. It’s a hell of a goes-with though.
Heading out for my Big Adventure: Walk to the village; train to Katoomba; shopping; return. Thanking the gods it’s sunny and not too windy.
So few good jokes about suicide bombers these days. What even happened to The War on Terror™?
As a friend just said privately, “like a suicide bomber that takes no one with them”. twitter.com/marcellacomedy…

voltagex Now that’s interesting. pic.twitter.com/8z33VeAN0C
@drspacejunk @Flinders I am very much after the link, and also the matter in your DMs. ;)
drspacejunk I’m giving an online history seminar on Friday 6th August titled ‘Cold War, hot rockets’, about colonialism, nuclea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q7
Well that’s nice of them. twitter.com/siobhanheanue/…
@developerjack The key word here is “yet”.
cameronwilson gladys MUST shut these down, or at least turn them into “click and collect” because this mockdown isn’t working twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/st…

aflashbak The World’s First Plastic Classroom (1974) - Flashbak buff.ly/3AlrqWT pic.twitter.com/r87WKUjHkv
ursulaleguin In 2010, at the age of 81, Ursula started a blog. 2017’s No Time to Spare collected a selection of her posts into a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H5
@developerjack Oh are you now!
marcellacomedy Saw someone say they’re boycotting any business that requires proof of vaccination to enter and it’s like babe it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2Y

jason_a_w extremely normal, healthy, rational economy pic.twitter.com/HNahdskJQp
@infinite8horizo @timothyjgraham Ah, nostalgia! And I’ve never even lived in Queensland.
@jonkudelka You’re welcome, as always.
@jonkudelka No that’s the rear view mirror on a car.
@infinite8horizo @timothyjgraham Traditionally, such requests for exemptions to commit crimes were delivered in a plain brown envelope.
This thread is amusing me no end. :) Dozens of people now wondering which of Alexis’ tweets refers to them personal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yb

I reckon you could work these tweets up into a killer dance track. pic.twitter.com/4A4xWzf91I
timothyjgraham Right, so if I understand correctly: committing a crime is still a crime during lockdown, and if you do go outside..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uF
This is probably the more sensible approach. twitter.com/PPantsdown/sta…
Brain worm feeding time is in five minutes.
@Airminded Yes, dumping a system of drains, pipes, and pumps would be outrageous. :)
jpwarren It’s funny how on-premises was going to die because everything was going to be cloud… and then we just started calltwitter.com/i/web/status/1…EJwo
@naamanzhou @GuardianAus May all good fortune go with you, Sir.
@SpeakingBee @etc_crisan @BenjaminRamm Exactly. There’s someone who made a real difference in the world.

parisba Found on an academic’s door the other day at @ict_utas. They shall remain nameless. pic.twitter.com/ENWjw9TsdO
@indiescribe I am nothing if not practical. :) Seriously though, if you can make it outside even for a little while..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fx
katinacurtis Secret government documents about the $30m Leppington Triangle deal show public servants were worried about the lan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Im
@indiescribe You’ll be fine. Just remember not to breathe. :) #helping

Mesut_Ausil did a giant bird-eating centipede write this? pic.twitter.com/7tnIpLOyPT
In more enlightened times, if someone said they had a way of seeing into the future we’d burn them at the stake. Ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1M
@CosmicRami @Moudhy @UNSWScience @UNSW Here we go. Lording it over us with your fancy-pants trombonometry!
CosmicRami This is so cool! UNSW mathematician finds the Babylonians (maaa people!) we’re using Pythagorean trig/maths 1,000 y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CW
jeanburgess We need more Australian participants for this “citizen science” project investigating the results of search algorit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A5
I just retweeted this thread but I wish to draw extra attention to it because it is quite remarkable. If you read i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9Y
SarahTaber_bww Hi! Crop scientist here. This “male trees are a capitalist scam” idea worked its way to TikTok from a hustler named..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hH
VaxxersAnti Dustin asks… If giants/angels/aliens cut down all the Ancient Giant Trees, what happened to all the giant equipme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ig
Thu plan: A little more administrivia because why not; consider a client’s geekish needs; shopping in Katoomba, whi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lg

patriottakes Is this photoshopped? It’s hard to tell. pic.twitter.com/7N9C20Zhxu
@Ng88Mr I know, I could just curl up and sleep all day again. :)

Winter continues in the Blue Mountains today but with slightly less winter than yesterday. pic.twitter.com/vEDua3pmy8
Thursday. The answer to the first question is “Yes, definitely”. Take action today. Thursday.