@theUL Indeed.
Still thinking about this. twitter.com/tokyotimes/sta…
stilgherrian Solid walrussing in Ireland. twitter.com/adrag1/status/…
@theUL Thank you, that is indeed weird and I’ll be thinking about it all night. :)
I’m not necessarily saying that Byron Bay sliding into the sea wouldn’t be undesirable.
Some great portraiture here, @dobes. twitter.com/roweafr/status…

erinrileyau “I support imposing restrictions unsupported by evidence because politics” is a hell of a take. pic.twitter.com/17NsIRt2o6
“Anti-vaccine protesters storm BBC HQ – years after it moved outtheguardian.com/world/2021/aug…7K

profsarahj Tim nails it.
@QandA is a disgrace that has jumped the shark so many times pic.twitter.com/Sav4JQMl28
@kcollasarundell That’d be delightful but also a bunch more expensive. I did cost this out many years ago.
HartWexford WHY ARE BUSES STILL ALLOWED twitter.com/gordypls/statu…
KatyMontgomerie How big do you think toddlers are Graham? It’s a Pokémon shirt, Pokémon came out in 1998, the people who like it ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3I
@jonkudelka Hahahaha. #DuckPower
@nkav I didn’t try, sorry.
@AusBerlin84 Oh man, a private club car ion the Wuppertal Schwebebahn? Count me in!

I mean a dining car PLUS one of these club cars? Lovely. comrails.com/sar_carriages/… pic.twitter.com/CQ8HiMrMIt
I really want to do a private charter train some time, and this looks like a fantastic consist. twitter.com/wongmsrailpics…
@indiescribe After the 2016 debacle they HAD to get it right.
@upulie @trentyarwood Thanks. :)
@czhedgehog I did it in 15 minutes but I was one person, no complexity, and not the property owner so none of those..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ti
@moylecroft @dobes I still have the unused Twitter account @pookeeper, from when RunKeeper was a thing.
So I just did my Census form online, using a separate login from the rest of Bunjaree Cottages for privacy, and it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YX
@moylecroft @dobes Well indeed, Chris. And as for you, Matthew, I do know someone who did an art project along this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0p
“Scientist Invents Toilet That Turns Human Feces Into Cryptocurrency” futurism.com/the-byte/toile…
@jeamland It’s an artistic salt shaker?
protestantwind The American people are just going to have to get used to being dragged away by creatures at night.
@CnrJoe @juhasaarinen Please don’t drag me into all this…
@trentyarwood @upulie Hey thanks to you two for suggesting the idea!
And… we’re done! That was a wonderful chat about all things pandemic with @upulie and @trentyarwood and I’ll be e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kz
Right, time to record the podcast. This will be fun. Back in a while.
It doesn’t happen often, but also in a way it’s a timeless tweet. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…
@michaelneale I do, but I forget to give them wider coverage. “Embedded anal” is one heck of a topic though.
@GreenJ Well there we have it.
@GreenJ And to steal Ms Kondo’s question, would it bring joy?
@GreenJ What purpose would watching it serve? What would you learn?

Looking forward to this news being released tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/0Gccupkm86
@aDB @RealNickHodge @jeamland Related. twitter.com/normwilner/sta…
normwilner That’s a urethra. twitter.com/AnthonySabatin…
nycsouthpaw The vaccine and the authentic card are totally free. The fake card costs $400. twitter.com/ap/status/1424…

cameronwilson Craig Kelly having a normal one in quaratine pic.twitter.com/Qix7bJPalE
SuperCroup I for one can’t work out what “if you attempt to leave Greater Sydney, the police will stop you and send you home”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7l
SuperCroup How can people possibly be expected to understand that they have to stay at home if you use confusing language like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YQ
SuperCroup While other premiers say “lockdown” and expect everyone to know exactly what it means and have the same interpretat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2L
SuperCroup We need the Clear Messaging to be communicated using incomprehensible euphemisms that mean different things to diff..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2T
SuperCroup It’s borderline amusing/deeply dispiriting seeing the people who are demanding “clear messaging” say that they cann..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6j
tokyotimes Incredibly short summer shorts on the streets of urban Tokyo, plus the added extra of a previously posted autumnal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sy
@jonoabroad How do we know it’s not walrus admiration?
Solid walrussing in Ireland. twitter.com/adrag1/status/…
@RealNickHodge @jeamland I think it’s more that you use it as a novelty butt plug.
@jeamland Lol it’s it May. That is a lovely sculpture though, and Christmas isn’t *too* far away. Or even Hallowe’en.
TheShovel JUST IN: The Prime Minister has ruled out a ‘vaccine lottery’ saying it has already been won by Gerry Harvey

_alex_joshua It appears Caitlyn Jenner has alt accounts and forgot to switch pic.twitter.com/6tImYFQnvQ
@jonoabroad Heh. Ariel is fantastic. An experienced broadcaster too and therefore so easy to work with.
@jonoabroad If you get shouty after my podcasts, well, you’ll be on a whole new plane after this one. A whole 40 mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kW
@jonoabroad I was struggling to word the next question, certainly. Have you listened to the Background Briefing episode yet?
@CelerySorbet @arielbogle @swearyanthony @dobes Ah yes I’d forgotten about that bit. Sigh.

evilbmcats I am soldier of dark existence, in the grip of eternal frost. pic.twitter.com/5lilZNslkF
@arielbogle @swearyanthony @dobes Curious. Sure, it’s anti-establishment, but I’d have thought it’d be too heavily..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gd
@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @edbott Although t be fair I think it’s more about microdosing.
@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p As @edbott noted earlier… twitter.com/edbott/status/…
@arielbogle @swearyanthony @dobes Lol the Eureka Flag is a bit leftie for Kelly, surely?
Down the memory hole they go! twitter.com/paulwiggins/st…
PSyvret Meanwhile, please enjoy this photo of HMAS Kelly in dry dock. 😆 twitter.com/CraigKellyMP/s…
@ssharwood @CARROT_app Lol yes I can tolerate it. I’ll read it later, but what always amuses me is how Brian Mueller looks so… normal.
There will be no further correspondence about Australia Post’s parcel lockers or Charles Darwin’s beans*. I have wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xV

edbott Perfect. pic.twitter.com/JwqksdRoCL
@marinasgo Sure, but I’m remembering the time when parcels were actually delivered *to* you, not dumped somewhere else.

Pseudo_Isidore Just another day in the UK’s media. pic.twitter.com/uN0ZDmJGXM
@alexkidman Oh I’d assume the kitchen photo had been floating around, given how poor quality it is.
“Look at all the different places we might send your parcel!”
Lol “offer customers more choice of where they pick up their parcels” is code for “more ways to avoid actually deli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BL
@alexkidman Lol a two-layer pun! You have bean most productive there, Alex.
REMINDER: If you’re a supporter of “The 9pm Edict” podcast with input into today’s recording then you have less tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qC
Tue plan: Podcast pre-production; a little laundry; 1430 AEST podcast recording; data wrangling; Census Night. Ther..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bx
@oberonsghost @dobes @davpope Dave really is so, so good with his genre pieces.
@juhasaarinen @dobes @oberonsghost @davpope I do not understand this reference.

Oh wow both @dobes and @oberonsghost will love the @davpope this morning. pic.twitter.com/xDTrcTWLzL

Winter continues in the Blue Mountains today, although there is nothing notable about it. pic.twitter.com/6Rouh38JDc
COVID19NearMeAU We’ve updated the colour coding to reflect availability rather than vaccine brand.
You can now easily see which cl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e9

Questions. So many questions! I must move on for now, but this has bean intriguing. pic.twitter.com/GgMSqH8nyQ
Was it a code? “Another bean has arrived for you, Mr Darwin,” the servant intoned gravely, and Charles nodded in re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oq
Was there in fact a whole network of Victorian-era bean-senders, of which Darwin was only the most well-known member?
What sort of person counts the beans they receive? How many beans are you sent in any given year? And 392 beans is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7i
Tuesday. There are animals that look better in hats, and animals that do not look better in hats. Maintain a cautious balance. Tuesday.