Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 12th, 2021

OK I’m going away now.

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@viveka @jsleeio Yes that is definitely a thing that would happen.

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Actually I’d probably be quite good at this. I once voiced a relaxation CD.

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@jsleeio You need to explain where to send the money.

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This is an even better scam than journalism. twitter.com/mg91/status/14…

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mg91 Guys, I’ve finally found my dream career.

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@_BertHandsome Much like a ghost, or an electric kettle.

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_BertHandsome Please if you could send your sex tapes to the NSW Police Commissioner so he can confirm you are, in fact, boning. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.

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lokified We know! Don’t rub it in! pic.twitter.com/v22cjqKwyo

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@actualeyez @StevenTDennis I could never usurp such magnificent interior design.

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@NewtonMark I think I could work in that office though. Assuming I change careers to mobster.

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@NewtonMark There’s something quite lovely about Midwestern Modern architecture that realleqrlgfmjbrwnthgjbmfmgb WTF?

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skwashd , the hashtag that will bring down a government 🙄

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@KyBusiness I think it’s a law of the universe that if you criticise anyone else’s writing you will make a horrible mistake.

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@dawnstarau The last thing you want to face is an immoral asteroid.

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@LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR Mind you, it’s a solid use of shift registers. I think.

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OK so @LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR has gone mad. Well, even more madder. “TELETUBBY TIDAL WAVE Build Log Part 1 - Cascading Sou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kk

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Loving the latest film from Joel Haver. “We Were Lied to Our Entire Lives” (7m04s) youtube.com/watch?v=0N9nRb…

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@aleeb88 Not as well as my Australian Prime Ministers inflatable sex doll collection.

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You know what else has a high morality rate? Being hit by an asteroid. FFS stop doing headlines like this! twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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mjg59 Neo supposedly works for a major software company and is clearly working in Sydney so is Neo actually working for A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HT

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To be fair he did achieve his goal. twitter.com/KCBSRadio/stat…

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SuperCroup One thing I’m guessing we know is that it wasn’t on a Jumbo Jet pic.twitter.com/UPtpoixayf

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“FluBot, an Android malware that tries to steal users’ banking credentials, is targeting Australian users currently..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…25

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@oberonsghost I’ll keep an eye on Richard’s almonds* then. We’ve already got a couple species of wattle in bloom, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ic

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@leighformayor Excellent. For future reference, needs more nipple. ;)

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Picketer BREAKING: reports of panic buying of Katmandu jackets and Subarus in Canberra.

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@oberonsghost Ping @R_Chirgwin. Is there anything over your way for me to photograph yet?

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@oberonsghost Wow it’s that advanced? I did these photos in 2016 at the *end* of August and it was an early spring!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wt

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ProfRayWills As I hurtled through space,
one thought kept crossing my mind

- every part of this rocket
was supplied by the lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bN

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This is worth reading. It’s also a reminder that the criminals generally don’t “have your number”. A number is just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yY

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ArenaFlowers “Dress for the job you want, not for the one you have” seems like great advice until you’re sitting in a disciplina..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…46

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This is the most turned on I’ve been in six months. twitter.com/bestofnextdoor…

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This is not a comment on the plan itself, only on the frustrations of trying to produce a topical podcast in a rapi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FJ

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Wednesday: I post a podcast about the National Plan to transition Australia’s National COVID-19 Response…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m4

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CaseyBriggs Victoria seeing a real uplift in vaccination speed now pic.twitter.com/o6A1Z6Hn1M

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ICYMI last night because you were watching “Mad As Hell”, you have another cool podcast guest coming up.

If you’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vo

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alexbhturnbull If you ever thought “I’m bored in lockdown and I would like to upset @ScottMorrisonMP ” here is what you can do. twitter.com/victorklinetnl…

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JaneyGodley 😂 pic.twitter.com/L4GMG3dfuI

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SamWhyte “… a lovely day out was marred when my toddler went to pet a goat and scorched all the flesh off her right hand…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2X

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Canberra friends, time for you to stock up on the signage. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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joshgnosis @benrfairless This is the “PC BS”, I guess. pic.twitter.com/YUCUttfj4Y

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joshgnosis So @benrfairless FOI’ed Defence for all that IDAHOBIT morning tea stuff Dutton got worked up about.

Not hugely exc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BS

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pharnzwurth Is lawn mower envy a thing?
I want one, for mounting in the pool room or something.
(would get a pool room for this) pic.twitter.com/rBUPt2G7JH

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fictillius Good Morning Everybody pic.twitter.com/fiSKmKab79

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@jetztgibtshaue My analysis was not dissimilar to that.

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@GeoffSpinmonkey Not at all. :) Plans for live radio talk shows shift and change constantly. My fault for mentionin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ql

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@mjfly1 @jpwarren Nah just stealing his words because lazy.

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No I won’t be lol. ABC spot was spiked.

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@leighformayor It it compulsory to stick a squirrel under your chin?

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Just recorded a bit for @VerticalHoldAU on Apple’s plans for tackling child abuse material. That’ll be up tomorrow..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FC

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@jpwarren @zdnetaustralia I spent way too much time on that sentence, but now I want to change it some more.

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@zdnetaustralia @jpwarren This also triggered an editorial discussion of abdication versus abrogation, which I am n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rg

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Why Australia’s Online Safety Act is an abdication of responsibility”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5o

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enbyadamstv Whoever designs the merch at the Houston Museum of Natural Science has absolutely snapped. pic.twitter.com/o1sp3tKyvb

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@HappySinger @dobes @purserj @corduroy Haha that is very good. I have seen similar behaviour in a video taken on so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iA

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“Slow internet woes to end for thousands of NBN customers with free upgrades by year’s end” thenewdaily.com.au/life/tech/2021…

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “The rise of Afterpay” pca.st/nhkulrqm Very good stuff.

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NewtonMark Nailed it. pic.twitter.com/C3VZbV40PC

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PRO_Vic One of the 25,000 new photographs now available on our website: Vaccination certificate, airlines Australia.

📸 VPR..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZY

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains gronks and a dirty, dirty bird.

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@Gin_ev_ra Also the dead even east-west runs are a giveaway.

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@Gin_ev_ra Definitely not. Searches are low and localised. This is a mapping run up high over all of that area.

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@_BertHandsome The mapping segments are all at 13,200 ft.

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Well, either that or activating everyone’s vaccine 5G implants.

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Meanwhile, please be enjoying some aerial mapping. pic.twitter.com/GB4UHbSHWn

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Nice sunny day to buzz Lake Burragorang and the Three Sisters, I guess. Well done, Royal Australian Navy.

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allyzay If anyone outside the US would like to know about US healthcare, I’d like to share my recent Facebook memory: the t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OD

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jonkudelka Kewarphobia: the fear of being Covid positive and leaving a slightly weird trail of exposure sites.

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@damana This is both disappointing and reassuring all at once.

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stilgherrian Further Note for Brain Worm Infectees: This is not a comment about any other aspect of what is and isn’t “lockdown”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pr

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stilgherrian Seriously, people, the aim here is to prevent the spread of an infectious disease, not ensure that everyone is as m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gj

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stilgherrian But hey I’m already seeing the story being repeated with all the oMfG nSw Is ScReWeD hashtags when there’s virtuall..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jL

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stilgherrian Another way of looking at this is that a couple followed a responsible isolation process before travelling to suppo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B6

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stilgherrian Hey last night a podcast happened. You should listen to it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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The typing is going well. Time for a quick shitposting break, including retweeting some stuff from earlier.

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@dobes @ratemyskyperoom @JDuvalSmith Oops I am writing and very definitely not faffing about on Twitter.

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OK it’s time to start typing for money. Back in a while.

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BrownMatthewA My first job at the ABC is up for grabs!

In 1997, it was worth $29,900 a year. Don’t accept any less. twitter.com/tobiloftus/sta…

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Meanwhile, at 10.37am, Dan’s has the important question. pic.twitter.com/WJBVyybEVw

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@dobes And then there’s the antlers. To be clear, this is not The Place Where There Are Antlers, but I am willing to go here.

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@dobes Not sure which I like best, the cow or the halo effect. (Have we done the “Holy cow!” joke yet?)

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dobes This room is quite the mood pic.twitter.com/HopsRXB6ne

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@killerswan @Afro_Herper This is an excellent game, thank you @Afro_Herper, and I’m glad to have found it.

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@JustJimWillDo @damana Well this is what I want to know. Are they maybe chocolate drops that look a bit like sheep..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yf

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New from @AICriminology: “Effective management of serious police misconduct: A machine learning analysis”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6v

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GuardianAus Tell us about your experience with NSW’s contact tracing team theguardian.com/australia-news…

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meadea Live blogging and reporting role up for grabs at ⁦@GuardianAusworkforus.theguardian.com/index.php/jobs…

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I need to know more about the animal droppings, @damana. twitter.com/damana/status/…

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@jendudley @couriermail All phones are foldable to some extent.

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joshgnosis The guy threatened police horses in the comments section of a news site….police were then able to find out where..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F1

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jpwarren RESISTANCE IS USELESS
YOU WILL BECOME PRODUCTIVE twitter.com/iamMaskarade/s…

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zdnetaustralia NSW cops come knocking after internet commenter allegedly threatened police horses zd.net/37E8MNv

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_rglx HEXAGON BREACH HEXAGON BREACH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES twitter.com/iamMaskarade/s…

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therevmountain Want to read a whole bunch of classic Aussie slang, and contribute to the lexicon? Read this great article and be p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6A

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@HHackenbecker @jeamland @glengyron There are certainly those who say this, yes. Since I do not make music I have n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zv

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@jeamland @glengyron Wow. That’s a seriously big call.

Also they both come as software now.
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Thu plan: Cut back on the shitposting for a few hours; type some words for @zdnetaustralia; 1600 AEST record bit fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7b

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COMMITTEE ROOM 2S1 AT 0900- AEST TOMORROW, PEOPLE! IT IS HAPPENING! twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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ssharwood Can anyone point me to an expert in Hong Kong’s electoral system? I haz questions.

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OK I am going to make a coffee before I end up using further nouns and even adjectives to describe you.

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fictillius 65yo man arrested for threatening to harm police horses from behind is keyboard pic.twitter.com/Kkil61dV6E

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@trentyarwood HOW DARE RICH PEOPLE SPEND THEIR OWN MONEY!

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Further Note for Brain Worm Infectees: This is not a comment about any other aspect of what is and isn’t “lockdown”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pr

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Seriously, people, the aim here is to prevent the spread of an infectious disease, not ensure that everyone is as m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gj

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But hey I’m already seeing the story being repeated with all the oMfG nSw Is ScReWeD hashtags when there’s virtuall..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jL

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Another way of looking at this is that a couple followed a responsible isolation process before travelling to suppo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B6

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LeenaVanD thrilled to announce you absolutely don’t have to take tweets seriously if you don’t want to pic.twitter.com/rGjEYzxSnz

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jonkudelka I think we’ve all been hoping that Scott would by some miracle grow into being a rough facsimile of barely adequate..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tP

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@jenny_sinclair Hahaha! I had not seen this story but it’s now in my “The browser tab is still open so yes I will d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IE

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Despite the reports from the weather monkeys it’s is now sunny in the Blue Mountains and will probably stay that wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K9

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I’m also liking that “National Cabinet”, which is not a cabinet, is leaking right before tomorrow’s meeting, and th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s2

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TrainsInfo Need to clear the lockdown brain fog? Here’s a challenge to fire up your mental processor!
We’ve scrambled the name..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w0

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jeamland Ping Joe Hockey twitter.com/th3j35t3r/stat…

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Hey last night a podcast happened. You should listen to it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Hahahaha! We’re going to have a constitutional crisis! twitter.com/theage/status/…

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Thursday. Many everyday situations are better without scorpions. Thursday.

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