OK I’m going away now.
@rob0tika It was quite good actually.
Turner had a solid attitude to the census, @dobes @NewtonMark @jpwarren. twitter.com/longvictorian4…
@jplonie No I was given a script.
Actually I’d probably be quite good at this. I once voiced a relaxation CD.
@jsleeio You need to explain where to send the money.
This is an even better scam than journalism. twitter.com/mg91/status/14…
mg91 Guys, I’ve finally found my dream career.
#DistanceEnergyHealing pic.twitter.com/GCe9lUdOef
@_BertHandsome Much like a ghost, or an electric kettle.
@sarahtarap @damana So what even is the point?
_BertHandsome Please if you could send your sex tapes to the NSW Police Commissioner so he can confirm you are, in fact, boning. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…
See what I mean? twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
lokified We know! Don’t rub it in! pic.twitter.com/v22cjqKwyo
@actualeyez @StevenTDennis I could never usurp such magnificent interior design.
@NewtonMark I think I could work in that office though. Assuming I change careers to mobster.
@NewtonMark There’s something quite lovely about Midwestern Modern architecture that realleqrlgfmjbrwnthgjbmfmgb WTF?
My dreams have been surpassed! twitter.com/andrewdotnich/…
skwashd #GladysMustResignNow, the hashtag that will bring down a government 🙄
@KyBusiness Lol indeed. :)
@KyBusiness I think it’s a law of the universe that if you criticise anyone else’s writing you will make a horrible mistake.
@LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR Direct link to the resulting… um… result. youtube.com/watch?v=jDshMC…
@dawnstarau The last thing you want to face is an immoral asteroid.
Oh. “Mortality rate”. Goddammit. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR Mind you, it’s a solid use of shift registers. I think.
OK so @LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR has gone mad. Well, even more madder. “TELETUBBY TIDAL WAVE Build Log Part 1 - Cascading Sou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kk
@jacquirudd Anyway isn’t that Sting? :)
Loving the latest film from Joel Haver. “We Were Lied to Our Entire Lives” (7m04s) youtube.com/watch?v=0N9nRb…
@aleeb88 Not as well as my Australian Prime Ministers inflatable sex doll collection.
@jacquirudd I was thinking more Brad Pitt.
New @JonathanPieNews: “The Pig F**ker Returns” youtube.com/watch?v=_qycpg…
You know what else has a high morality rate? Being hit by an asteroid. FFS stop doing headlines like this! twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
mjg59 Neo supposedly works for a major software company and is clearly working in Sydney so is Neo actually working for A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HT
Wow I know all these people! twitter.com/alexkidman/sta…
To be fair he did achieve his goal. twitter.com/KCBSRadio/stat…
SuperCroup One thing I’m guessing we know is that it wasn’t on a Jumbo Jet pic.twitter.com/UPtpoixayf
@juhasaarinen Figures.
“FluBot, an Android malware that tries to steal users’ banking credentials, is targeting Australian users currently..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…25
@oberonsghost I’ll keep an eye on Richard’s almonds* then. We’ve already got a couple species of wattle in bloom, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ic
@leighformayor Excellent. For future reference, needs more nipple. ;)
Picketer BREAKING: reports of panic buying of Katmandu jackets and Subarus in Canberra.
@oberonsghost Ping @R_Chirgwin. Is there anything over your way for me to photograph yet?
@oberonsghost Wow it’s that advanced? I did these photos in 2016 at the *end* of August and it was an early spring!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wt
ProfRayWills As I hurtled through space,
one thought kept crossing my mind
- every part of this rocket
was supplied by the lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bN
This is worth reading. It’s also a reminder that the criminals generally don’t “have your number”. A number is just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yY
@GeoffSpinmonkey More like Brad Pitt.
@jacquirudd You know you want it.
ArenaFlowers “Dress for the job you want, not for the one you have” seems like great advice until you’re sitting in a disciplina..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…46
This is the most turned on I’ve been in six months. twitter.com/bestofnextdoor…
Here we go, @dobes. twitter.com/roweafr/status…
This is not a comment on the plan itself, only on the frustrations of trying to produce a topical podcast in a rapi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FJ
Wednesday: I post a podcast about the National Plan to transition Australia’s National COVID-19 Response…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m4
CaseyBriggs Victoria seeing a real uplift in vaccination speed now pic.twitter.com/o6A1Z6Hn1M
ICYMI last night because you were watching “Mad As Hell”, you have another cool podcast guest coming up.
If you’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vo
alexbhturnbull If you ever thought “I’m bored in lockdown and I would like to upset @ScottMorrisonMP ” here is what you can do. twitter.com/victorklinetnl…
SamWhyte “… a lovely day out was marred when my toddler went to pet a goat and scorched all the flesh off her right hand…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2X
Canberra friends, time for you to stock up on the signage. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
joshgnosis @benrfairless This is the “PC BS”, I guess. pic.twitter.com/YUCUttfj4Y
joshgnosis So @benrfairless FOI’ed Defence for all that IDAHOBIT morning tea stuff Dutton got worked up about.
Not hugely exc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BS
@rohan_p @dobes @NewtonMark @cameronwilson @arielbogle @elisethoma5 I am simply loving Janey Godley’s work these da..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4p
pharnzwurth Is lawn mower envy a thing?
I want one, for mounting in the pool room or something.
(would get a pool room for this) pic.twitter.com/rBUPt2G7JH
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @cameronwilson @arielbogle @elisethoma5, this is a powerful argument. twitter.com/JaneyGodley/st…
fictillius Good Morning Everybody pic.twitter.com/fiSKmKab79
@jetztgibtshaue My analysis was not dissimilar to that.
@GeoffSpinmonkey Not at all. :) Plans for live radio talk shows shift and change constantly. My fault for mentionin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ql
No I won’t be lol. ABC spot was spiked.
@leighformayor It it compulsory to stick a squirrel under your chin?
Just recorded a bit for @VerticalHoldAU on Apple’s plans for tackling child abuse material. That’ll be up tomorrow..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FC
@jpwarren @zdnetaustralia I spent way too much time on that sentence, but now I want to change it some more.
@DDsD Opinionificationising.
@zdnetaustralia @jpwarren This also triggered an editorial discussion of abdication versus abrogation, which I am n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rg
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Why Australia’s Online Safety Act is an abdication of responsibility”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5o
I’ll be on @abcadelaide at 1805 ACST / 1835 AEST to talk about this. abc.net.au/radio/adelaide… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
enbyadamstv Whoever designs the merch at the Houston Museum of Natural Science has absolutely snapped. pic.twitter.com/o1sp3tKyvb
@HappySinger @dobes @purserj @corduroy Haha that is very good. I have seen similar behaviour in a video taken on so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iA
“Slow internet woes to end for thousands of NBN customers with free upgrades by year’s end” thenewdaily.com.au/life/tech/2021…
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “The rise of Afterpay” pca.st/nhkulrqm Very good stuff.
Excellent jerkbirding here, @dobes @purserj. Thanks, @corduroy. twitter.com/corduroy/statu…
NewtonMark Nailed it. pic.twitter.com/C3VZbV40PC
PRO_Vic One of the 25,000 new photographs now available on our website: Vaccination certificate, airlines Australia.
📸 VPR..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZY
@juhasaarinen @rephraser But vice versa, possibly.
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains gronks and a dirty, dirty bird.
@Gin_ev_ra Also the dead even east-west runs are a giveaway.
@purserj @_BertHandsome Here you go. pic.twitter.com/ddi2Pwq5qY
@Gin_ev_ra Definitely not. Searches are low and localised. This is a mapping run up high over all of that area.
@_BertHandsome The mapping segments are all at 13,200 ft.
Well, either that or activating everyone’s vaccine 5G implants.
Meanwhile, please be enjoying some aerial mapping. pic.twitter.com/GB4UHbSHWn
Nice sunny day to buzz Lake Burragorang and the Three Sisters, I guess. Well done, Royal Australian Navy.
Hello, TAIPAN 48. pic.twitter.com/wVEbnI4S4U
allyzay If anyone outside the US would like to know about US healthcare, I’d like to share my recent Facebook memory: the t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OD
@rephraser @juhasaarinen Do you mind?
@garrymck @upulie @trentyarwood Glad you enjoyed it. :)
jonkudelka Kewarphobia: the fear of being Covid positive and leaving a slightly weird trail of exposure sites.
@damana This is both disappointing and reassuring all at once.
stilgherrian Further Note for Brain Worm Infectees: This is not a comment about any other aspect of what is and isn’t “lockdown”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pr
stilgherrian Seriously, people, the aim here is to prevent the spread of an infectious disease, not ensure that everyone is as m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gj
stilgherrian But hey I’m already seeing the story being repeated with all the oMfG nSw Is ScReWeD hashtags when there’s virtuall..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jL
stilgherrian Another way of looking at this is that a couple followed a responsible isolation process before travelling to suppo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B6
stilgherrian Hey last night a podcast happened. You should listen to it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
The typing is going well. Time for a quick shitposting break, including retweeting some stuff from earlier.
@dobes @ratemyskyperoom @JDuvalSmith Oops I am writing and very definitely not faffing about on Twitter.
@dobes @ratemyskyperoom @JDuvalSmith Both his tweets were solid work. For 2011. pic.twitter.com/J8ACGdJn4j
OK it’s time to start typing for money. Back in a while.
BrownMatthewA My first job at the ABC is up for grabs!
In 1997, it was worth $29,900 a year. Don’t accept any less. twitter.com/tobiloftus/sta…
Meanwhile, at 10.37am, Dan’s has the important question. pic.twitter.com/WJBVyybEVw
@dobes And then there’s the antlers. To be clear, this is not The Place Where There Are Antlers, but I am willing to go here.
@dobes Not sure which I like best, the cow or the halo effect. (Have we done the “Holy cow!” joke yet?)
dobes This room is quite the mood pic.twitter.com/HopsRXB6ne
@killerswan @Afro_Herper This is an excellent game, thank you @Afro_Herper, and I’m glad to have found it.
@JustJimWillDo @damana Well this is what I want to know. Are they maybe chocolate drops that look a bit like sheep..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yf
New from @AICriminology: “Effective management of serious police misconduct: A machine learning analysis”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6v
GuardianAus Tell us about your experience with NSW’s contact tracing team theguardian.com/australia-news…
meadea Live blogging and reporting role up for grabs at @GuardianAus workforus.theguardian.com/index.php/jobs…
I need to know more about the animal droppings, @damana. twitter.com/damana/status/…
@jendudley @couriermail That’s just picky.
@jendudley @couriermail All phones are foldable to some extent.
joshgnosis The guy threatened police horses in the comments section of a news site….police were then able to find out where..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F1
jpwarren RESISTANCE IS USELESS
YOU WILL BECOME PRODUCTIVE twitter.com/iamMaskarade/s…
@mmerz2000 Exactly.
zdnetaustralia NSW cops come knocking after internet commenter allegedly threatened police horses zd.net/37E8MNv
_rglx HEXAGON BREACH HEXAGON BREACH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES twitter.com/iamMaskarade/s…
therevmountain Want to read a whole bunch of classic Aussie slang, and contribute to the lexicon? Read this great article and be p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6A
@HHackenbecker @jeamland @glengyron There are certainly those who say this, yes. Since I do not make music I have n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zv
@jeamland @glengyron Wow. That’s a seriously big call.
Also they both come as software now.
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Thu plan: Cut back on the shitposting for a few hours; type some words for @zdnetaustralia; 1600 AEST record bit fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7b
COMMITTEE ROOM 2S1 AT 0900- AEST TOMORROW, PEOPLE! IT IS HAPPENING! twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
ssharwood Can anyone point me to an expert in Hong Kong’s electoral system? I haz questions.
OK I am going to make a coffee before I end up using further nouns and even adjectives to describe you.
fictillius 65yo man arrested for threatening to harm police horses from behind is keyboard pic.twitter.com/Kkil61dV6E
@trentyarwood HOW DARE RICH PEOPLE SPEND THEIR OWN MONEY!
Further Note for Brain Worm Infectees: This is not a comment about any other aspect of what is and isn’t “lockdown”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pr
Seriously, people, the aim here is to prevent the spread of an infectious disease, not ensure that everyone is as m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gj
But hey I’m already seeing the story being repeated with all the oMfG nSw Is ScReWeD hashtags when there’s virtuall..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jL
Another way of looking at this is that a couple followed a responsible isolation process before travelling to suppo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B6
LeenaVanD thrilled to announce you absolutely don’t have to take tweets seriously if you don’t want to pic.twitter.com/rGjEYzxSnz
jonkudelka I think we’ve all been hoping that Scott would by some miracle grow into being a rough facsimile of barely adequate..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tP
@upulie Feisty!
Now here’s a thing worth reading. Thanks @jenny_sinclair! twitter.com/jenny_sinclair…
@jenny_sinclair Hahaha! I had not seen this story but it’s now in my “The browser tab is still open so yes I will d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IE
Despite the reports from the weather monkeys it’s is now sunny in the Blue Mountains and will probably stay that wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K9
Exactly lol. twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…
“STATES’ RIGHTS!”
I’m also liking that “National Cabinet”, which is not a cabinet, is leaking right before tomorrow’s meeting, and th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s2
TrainsInfo Need to clear the lockdown brain fog? Here’s a challenge to fire up your mental processor!
We’ve scrambled the name..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w0
jeamland Ping Joe Hockey twitter.com/th3j35t3r/stat…
Hey last night a podcast happened. You should listen to it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Hahahaha! We’re going to have a constitutional crisis! twitter.com/theage/status/…
Thursday. Many everyday situations are better without scorpions. Thursday.