Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 20th, 2021

LordofWentworth This looks interesting 👇 pic.twitter.com/HiVYUooU3Y

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patstokes PREMIER:… so I’m afraid the modelling is clear. You know I wouldn’t have called you all here on a Friday night if..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…no

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@expectproblems I’d go with “big ice tray” because cocktails.

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@dprk_ebooks It’s great to see a community coming toge… wait, what?

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Carnage4Life The idea that Visa & MasterCard say using our cards to buy nudes is bad but buying AR-15s is OK, is the weirdest ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hn

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God I love this country. “‘Um ah no dobbers!” says the mythos, but fuck yeah nah we’re a nation of petty cops. twitter.com/canberratimes/…

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My God she seems to just spray them out though.

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This is quite amazing, though the fecundity of the woman in Oklahoma is perhaps not the main point. twitter.com/AmarAmarasinga…

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Very new and very good @JonathanPieNews, “UK Foreign Policy (is a joke)” youtube.com/watch?v=_buiAG…

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Dear friends in the UK who are allowed out of their homes now, please consider this. twitter.com/bloomstheatre/…

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@Davidramli @NewtonMark @NickyWill100 They never suspect old white men, unless they have a swastika tattoo.

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@Davidramli @NewtonMark @NickyWill100 You haven’t been back in a while. The platform lighting is all sealed solar-p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7Z

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@viveka @NewtonMark @NickyWill100 So two things.

1. Thank you.

2. We’re just kidding, @MikePBurgess. But I know y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U8

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Apart from the pants thing, this is a lovely thought. If you’d like to join this patriot then please go to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oj

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@johnb78 @yarrambat @DrRhysPockett @glengyron @dobes @jpwarren @jeamland We need to Aussie-up the rest of the recipe though.

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That’s possibly because “blue hydrogen” is not a thing and using that term in a news headline is a capitulation to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y5

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@dmflower @jonkudelka For the right price I can put my pants back on.

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@NewtonMark @NickyWill100 If I’m going to become a terrorist I’m going to do something far more practical.

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jonkudelka Everyone in lockdown should have a little pot of weed delivered to their door and enough ingredients for many many brownies.

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DougieClarkTOK When your gran is an Elvis lover and loves to knit….inpic.twitter.com/A0VveraNPRPR

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COVID19NearMeAU We will be updating these locations as they are announced.

You can learn more on the Western NSW Local Health Dist..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cV

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COVID19NearMeAU 💉 Hello, Western NSW

From tomorrow, NSW Health and ADF will be running walk-in clinics in West Dubbo. These clinic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8C

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@NickyWill100 @NewtonMark In my old age I’m gonna end up having been radicalised by NSW Police.

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@dmflower That would be lovely. I have a few friends in Hobart, and even though Certain Cartoonists tell me never t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W4

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@dmflower Yeah it was a great concept and would’ve worked, but meh. Thanks so much, I’ve been plodding along. I mig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X9

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NewtonMark No they haven’t. twitter.com/smh/status/142…

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@dmflower I see you’re still in that lovely Hobart place. I’ll get there again one day…

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@dmflower Hah! Thanks, Dave, and yes it has been way too long. That was a weird time, back in the world of television lol.

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Jess_Rudd 5yo: why are doctors that get babies out called lobstertricians? 🦞

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@SteveMolk Yes, and was mentioned earlier, Westpac’s Pay Pig.

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@jonkudelka Like that whole thing about pants in shopping malls.

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@Rhys_Needham @EnsignR @SuperCroup That phrase “high on Gatorade and Milton Friedman” is a keeper.

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@MagazineAmplify All good. I’m old enough to have been though a few dark times and a dark sense of humour is a good thing to have.

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YoungAustIntAff ✨ Don’t forget to register for our panel next week examining what the Quad means for maritime security in the Indo-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U5

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@Tim_Coronel Let’s not make everything about everything else.

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As a friend just said to me privately, “I’m glad he’s not just a fuckin’ meme now.”

Anyway here we are. Deep breat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KY

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Here’s one of those two people. His name is Zaki Anwari, he was 19yo and played for the Afghan national youth footb..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mB

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So, within hours at least three variations of this t-shirt design appears for sale. I won’t link. Do not buy these..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HP

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So folks, my next two tweets are going to be pretty damn dark. My whole Twitter feed should have a continuous conte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oc

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@TimWattsMP @jonoabroad Oh absolutely. And I assume this is some Famous Sportsball Bloke?

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DGComedy You know who doesn’t mind wearing masks? Lesbians. We’ve learned to breathe with something covering our mouth and nose for centuries.

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@TimWattsMP @jonoabroad Not quite up to the athleticism of that ladyfootballer Ms Harris though, is it.

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@_BertHandsome @SuperCroup That’s the chap. Conroy and I got along reasonably well, except for that one rather lou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ep

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@TimWattsMP Sorry, @jonoabroad, I have dragged a Labor MP into this.

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@_BertHandsome @SuperCroup One of those two people called me “barking mad”. Guess which?

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@dobes With or without the MDMA or microdosing?

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I think @SuperCroup has a point here. We should use the same approach to COVID as we used for the NBN. twitter.com/SuperCroup/sta…

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john_holley If you have a medical condition that stops you wearing a mask there is no way you can be a firefighter!

Covid 19..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Te

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pronounced_ing I ordered two pounds of tomatoes from the farmer’s market and it came as a single giant tomato, which looks extreme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0m

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Telstra Hugh Jass, Anita Bath, and Ivana Tinkle are always welcome at our payphones twitter.com/Jasonnnn5/stat…

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@dobes Yeah but… bu…qreannmvf xcd…

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@misskylie77 Jedward is. Jedward is a performance duo consisting of a guy and another guy. They are… etc.

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@dobes Goddammit now I want pizza.

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@PMBarraclough @JoelStanton I get the feeling this is about the people not the word. :)

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urban_reverie A map of the Sydney Trains network but only the bits I’m currently allowed to travel on with a reasonable excuse. pic.twitter.com/SnzSmxG7me

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@DrMobs 13c for a pie in 1967 was in the upper range of pricing, according to my extensive* research* just now. ;)

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@PMBarraclough @JoelStanton Shakespeare was such an arsehole, I agree.

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@moylecroft @jpwarren @HHackenbecker No that’s a whole ‘nuther thing. I was at that party.

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attendingjohn As I’ve been saying for some time, it all ends in Brexiters praising the culinary benefits of the humble British tu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AQ

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@moylecroft @jpwarren @HHackenbecker Wait. Go back to the sushi thing. How does that work, Justin?

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zornsllama See also the westpac “pay pig” program twitter.com/therebeccametz…

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cameronwilson hey it’s me Gladys Berejiklian. You guys have been so good so I’m deciding to give you a early mark from lockdown…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Of

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SocialSoup Google drive purge- found a slide deck about Good personas vs Bad personas.
This may be my favourite bad one. pic.twitter.com/LLibd6g85w

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@moylecroft @HHackenbecker I need @jpwarren’s help here. Is soup a cake? Is a hotdog a cake?

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@sinmerchant @drspacejunk @CosmicRami @feraldata @NuclearAnthro I am constantly thrilled to know such wonderful people.

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@HHackenbecker You didn’t click through did you. :)

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@OdinsToenail @GBoroughGrowler I don’t remember getting change for the break, but maybe I got to keep that. I can r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B4

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“This school canteen price list from 1978 will blow your mind” news.com.au/lifestyle/pare… pic.twitter.com/EJZKMNwihL

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So um, @drspacejunk @CosmicRami @feraldata @NuclearAnthro I just stumbled across this and I have questions. pic.twitter.com/jGVEgEnksl

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A loaf of Tip Top white sliced bread is a florin. I should’ve gone with that one.

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Pies and pasties are a shilling each. twitter.com/benonwine/stat…

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michaelmeloni Thinking about this. Imagine waiting in a queue for food for your family that stretches to the bridge than police tell you to go home.

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michaelmeloni People desperately in need of food and traffic is the public safety issue… 🤔 pic.twitter.com/hgfKqrkX4M

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JuanjeDeSastre “Una tortuga escalando la luna.”
Al estilo de Beksinski.

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@corduroy Well yes I suppose there is that.

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ICYMI, a podcast which is far more hopeful than the episode title might imply. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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bingowings14 I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe pic.twitter.com/6inE841wtt

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@Rhys_Needham @dobes @Bedeapk But here’s some history. I am now vaguely remembering this bloke. This was the time w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iw

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@derekbradley And rightly so, although the very existence of Walkerville is triggering.

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@Bedeapk @dobes I love how I learn things from being on the line.

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Lenniesaurus Stop telling women you find them more attractive without makeup. I can assure you she’s not doing all that for you,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hW

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Anyway, here’s a screenshot to preserve this little moment in history. pic.twitter.com/LHExhurgID

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[Here there was going to be a long tweet about “twilight boomers” and the ABC Radio audience in particular. I will save it for another day.]

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Yes, this must be said. The eternal goddam screeching for ever harsher yet ever more pointless measures with ever d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nj

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I am about to watch this @cameronwilson livestream so that will be nice. twitter.com/cameronwilson/…

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@dobes @TheNehad @evacide @jpwarren Yep, it’s by two people who are known for having good opinions.

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@TheNehad @evacide @jpwarren @dobes Thanks, I have it open somewhere in a browser tab already, so I will definitely get to it by Christmas.

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skwashd Kid: Hello, this is Steve from Steve’s Appliance Repair, we’re making courtesy calls in your area
Receiver: uh ok
K..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1t

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NewtonMark A new strain of “Betteridge’s Law” for “Have I got this right?” twitter.com/prestonaphone/…

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Today’s Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “In the valley of Ana Kalay” and it’s free to read…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CQ

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NickEvershed this is a work of art and it must be protected twitter.com/ABCmediawatch/…

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stilgherrian HEY LOOK A PODCAST HAPPENED YESTERDAY. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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BernardKeane “Sarcasm is just privilege trying to be funny.”

Discuss. In overly-earnest terms.

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elronxenu Sounds like an essential worker to me! twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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@NewtonMark @Pollytics @trentyarwood You two wouldn’t have gotten into this argument if you’d just gone to the fera..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Di

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The NSW state election is on Saturday, 25 March 2023.

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@eDilettante True Fact: @jonkudelka and I are not the same person.

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ProfJeffJarviss Why The Taliban Should Launch An OnlyFans Competitor, Powered By the Blockchain

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One can certainly be forgiven for forming this impression, but I’m totally sure that every decision is being made i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gu

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@KetanJ0 Thanks so much, Ketan. As I’ve said to others, your optimism is infectious.

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Here’s another great @ApostrophePong style photo, or something. twitter.com/aflashbak/stat…

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Three minutes until Brain Worm Time.

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MariBrighe Reading the tea leaves on the OnlyFans thing, I think it’s a good time to remind the LGBTQ community that as sex wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D1

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Gosh. @SatPaper has just announced John Hewson as a weekly columnist and Martin McKenzie-Murray as sports editor, p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wi

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@jonkudelka Mate, you’ll forego a chance to let your kids play with dangerous chemicals and electricity? That’s a p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B8

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JoshCouchNZ I can show you the world… pic.twitter.com/HWkaLQiJcQ

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“Today, columnist for The Saturday Paper Paul Bongiorno on whether being underprepared is now a feature of Scott Mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xs

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Scott Morrison is late to the rescue” pca.st/fdnt85hj

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@developerjack “Never mind the quality, feel the width.”

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@abcnews I mean, it’s worth trying something a bit different every now and then, but nah this didn’t work.

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@abcnews This metaphor is falling apart.

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@abcnews I’m not sure I want public health as theatre criticism.

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “If COVID was a play, what act are we in?” pca.st/74rjxfu5 This p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…40

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Just quietly, when you read these stories it’s worth remember that simply stating a goal is not a strategy. The str..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xa

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@cameronwilson I might pop in after I’ve got a couple of things out of the way. Or I might not.

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@stacejarman I’ll preface this by saying you shouldn’t pay attention to other people’s anecdotes, because everyone’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bd

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Fri plan: At the end of a week that was disrupted by slightly fiercer than expected vaccine side effects, I’m just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5K

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@nicolejensen Because it’s for the doctor’s convenience, not yours. The aim is to have a steady supply of patients..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r2

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cameronwilson yes….yes!!! pic.twitter.com/i2pUWUaOIO

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@lukerhn This has already been done in Russia. They first Google Images result for “russia nude news channel” will deliver the goods.

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ShoebridgeMLC We can’t police our way out of a public health crisis. It hasn’t worked to date and won’t work now. Vaccinate, pay..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bZ

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ShoebridgeMLC Anyone in NSW who has been paying attention knows the problem is absolutely not TOO MUCH police accountability! Eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SB

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ShoebridgeMLC In what other job would you be given a free pass by your boss to break the law like this, again and again without c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r2

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ShoebridgeMLC Here’s the Police Commissioner telling police there won’t be consequences if they issue fines improperly or illegal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KY

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xkcd NOW we’re talking pic.twitter.com/9CpIdHFkFc

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swearyanthony To: Ever Given’s captain
Subject: Do it and become a legend twitter.com/nameshiv/statu…

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@twcau Bah! You can do worse than that. Your dreams suck.

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Channel4 Remembering Sean Lock — one of our greatest comedians and a much-loved part of the Channel 4 family. RIP Sean. You.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KQu

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WorldBollard A truly magnificent sight (slightly ruined by Windsor Castle).
pic.twitter.com/hHbZNWzTxE

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drgregkelly In my 16 years as a doctor I’ve generally found that it’s easiest to “live with” things that don’t kill you

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HEY LOOK A PODCAST HAPPENED YESTERDAY. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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tanaka_tatsuya 働いた後のビールを待ちわびーる pic.twitter.com/kxqwbpk0Mj

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Reminder: We could have solved this pandemic a year ago if we’d only just turned on the forcefield but no you said,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sP

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@1stLeighton There’s been around three days when there’s been snow in the air at Wentworth Falls, maybe four, but w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vm

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@joannejacobs Yeah. Have some climate outlooks, updated yesterday as it happens, but it only covers spring. bom.gov.au/climate/outloo…

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@ApostrophePong Wow that looks excellent, thank you! Meanwhile, see if you cxan find thuis yojr end, looks right up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…En

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It is clear to me that the Blue Mountains and winter have long since parted company. Not that Euroseasons ever made..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wO

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Friday. Some of us have standards. Remember that as you go about your day. Friday.

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