@nnwakelam That’s… that’s a plot twist.
AKFRU Whale flavoured horse meat. 😋 pic.twitter.com/BP5cISOxVT
A work of beauty, this, @dobes @cameronwilson @NewtonMark. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…
I feel like “extreme anus” is a thing that needs further definition. twitter.com/dellcam/status…
jeamland Hah, actually..twitter.com/jeamland/statu…Hpic.twitter.com/s74YdvyjpDpD
dannolan Apple logos last lit up in 2016 models this is so dumb twitter.com/mariewalsh18/s…
HappySinger Tempted to change my mind and pop a headstone in my will, just so it can say: “Kogan Atlas mini PC: still available..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8H
PaddyWV Well, that puts Trumps efforts to shame! Such a nice fellow that Mr Erdogan. 🙄
Via Euronews: Turkey builds a borde..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qd
fesshole My 2 year old can’t say “oink oink” for a pig noise. He says “wank wank”. He doesn’t say this. He shouts it.
Whenev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ra
Oh FFS. pic.twitter.com/pX0Y1iw31b
@CosmicRami @drspacejunk @NewtonMark @expectproblems He sends me good rabbit-hole material.
Perennial problem. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
The story is suitable for @drspacejunk @CosmicRami @NewtonMark @expectproblems.
Every now and then a former Cold Warrior mate brings some great stories to my attention, like this one about little..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j5
@zephemiah @GingerGorman It should be much, much better known. Google’s decision-making for which of their tools an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xw
@GillGarmesh @Frances_Coppola I would go to that gig.
@JustJimWillDo No need. :)
@GingerGorman It’s also very handy for finding citations of your own work that you’re not aware of.
@GingerGorman Hah! My pleasure. That advanced search page isn’t as well-known as it should be. It is so, so useful.
@GingerGorman And there’s SO many of them lol! google.com.au/search?q=stile… pic.twitter.com/JlmcwZXBLQ
@GingerGorman I’d try using Google Books’ advanced search for this one. books.google.com.au/advanced_book_…
@JustJimWillDo That’s terrible.
@ApostrophePong Exactly. It’s not like it was the”Up” series of documentaries. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_(film_…
@ApostrophePong Lol and that page is just part of the whole book. I’m as fascinated by the changes in the landscape..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xJ
Like ginger, lotus, and many grasses, grandmothers are connected by an underground network of rhizomes, meaning tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tU
FXMC1957 21 August 1940. Communist Leon Trotsky (aged 60), died of injuries inflicted by an ice-axe (pictured), on the previ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ns
This is wonderful, wonderful stuff. Ping @ApostrophePong. twitter.com/aflashbak/stat…
@juhasaarinen Yeah I’m fine thanks. Just a bit bored.
Sometimes American puritanism produces some glorious outcomes. twitter.com/KyleClark/stat…
BrkfstAtDolces I’ve been crying at this for at least 20 minutes 😂 pic.twitter.com/rIrs6ksiUt
semibogan lmao someone posted in the lockdown group from @doublebaytoday not realising it’s satire 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/C0dOhA1rFM
Feeling like I cbf going to fetch wine, I’m that lazy.
bunnycartoon With all this talk about Fly Me To The Moon, I can’t help but remember this old tweet that always makes me laugh. pic.twitter.com/VA0VmXhZwB
oysta This is your brain on dripism pic.twitter.com/j6I0X7fEg1
duckbytheoboe I revisit this story every now and then because it’s just so extraordinary. smithsonianmag.com/history/for-40…
@R_Chirgwin @oberonsghost @CosmicRami Almond blossom, day five of my 2021 sequence. pic.twitter.com/SAWCyP8H4z
@jonoabroad I can’t even remember what that was in relation to, because that bit wasn’t scripted.
@jonoabroad @SatPaper I’d give you the point because you knew the person.
I think @dobes will quite like @davpope today. pic.twitter.com/CCQDZ8VGdL
GuyraSpuds A live image from the Guyra freedom march.
Damn right there’s no one there because we’re not fucking idiots…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ib
@qodarkness @SatPaper Careful with spoilers. ;)
This is a very good rendition of Australia’s public health messaging. Also, excellent use of the tongue. twitter.com/LukeLPearson/s…
@NewtonMark @genericitis Pure filth!
Only 3/10 in the @SatPaper quiz this week so I’m going to have a bit of a sook about that. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2021/08/21
Same.
“Scientists find olive sea snakes just want sex when they ‘attack’ reef divers” abc.net.au/news/2021-08-2…
NewtonMark Unless you’re in to voyeurism, then you have 15 minutes in the “observation” area to let rip. twitter.com/overingtonc/st…
I haven’t tried this, for example. twitter.com/rubyblue70/sta…
snopes Yes, this one is true. bit.ly/3j1zHsW
MattGallagher0 Kids, this is what it was like. pic.twitter.com/BlWrjCe8LL
To be clear, there’s LOTS of things I haven’t tried.
@jonesytheteachr Nope.
@nphair Yeah, I know, because I like never go there.
Sudden realisation: I have never had bubble tea.
@smperris @BeauGiles @MarquisO Lol yeah that’s the other option, just message every phone in the area, and that’s a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hX
@BeauGiles @MarquisO That’s a point. Service NSW has all that and can certainly provide a list of numbers matching criteria. Either or.
@MarquisO You show ID to get a SIM card, remember.
@MarquisO They don’t. They ask the telcos to send messages the their customers born in certain date ranges.
@JustJimWillDo Whacko.
fouroctets It can’t be DNS if you don’t know what DNS is. twitter.com/awareness_tige…
histoftech My girlfriend saw a spider and asked me to take it out instead of killing it.
So we went out, had a couple of drin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…74
vinn_ayy We are making a few changes at OnlyFans pic.twitter.com/MiD2tlZcK1
@phenidone @trentyarwood @upulie I’m muting this thread because while you’re a smart person the continual reckons a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xx
@JustJimWillDo I might take a hip flask along.
Sat plan, OMFG it’s 11am already edition: Spend the entire day faffing about for my own sanity, apart from walking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6D
90 seconds to Brain Worm Time.
Picture a brain worm swallowing its own tail. Ouroboroworm!
It’s your whining that’s leading to the government having to make changes all the time, leading to more fiddly chan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ES
Actually for most in NSW you don’t need to “understand” it either. Just look at the listed rules for your location..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…at
For NSW: Public Health (COVID-19 Additional Restrictions for Delta Outbreak) Order (No 2) 2021 under the Public Hea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bY
I’ll retweet the start of this rather grim thread because I think it tells us a few things about humanity. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
damana Cashier at checkout: Strip down facing me.
By the time I realised he meant my credit card, they had called security.
thegallowboob the perfect house doesn’t exis—pic.twitter.com/iaPMfkmUGFF
@riskybusiness The phrase is “necessary but not sufficient” is the relevant jargon here.
And as I say that, I wond..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EM
I’ll add @jonkudelka’s @SatPaper cartoon to this thread too because sometimes dark, dark humour is the best. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…
GaryLegum What if we’re all misreading this photo and the lobsterwoman is so powerful that she’s actually summoning a lobster..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…45
tongbingxue 51 years later
same place
same motorcycle
Taipei
1967 vs 2018 pic.twitter.com/cCUJgB5I7Z
Sydney CBD railway stations are shut down to combat the planned anti-lockdown protest, so that’s a thing. twitter.com/TrainsInfo/sta…
danilic How about the government forms a National COVID19 Coordination Committee to figure out how to stop the pandemic?
You can listen to this podcast over here too.
“The 9pm National Plan to Plan to Have a COVID-19 Plan with Upulie D..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F8
michaeldweiss US general tells British special forces: Stop rescuing people in Kabul, you’re making us look bad washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/us-gen…
stilgherrian ICYMI, a podcast which is far more hopeful than the episode title might imply. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Winter is definitely at an end in the Blue Mountains and yes I am following instructions, CARROT. pic.twitter.com/HkpX9kK8hu
abcnews Mitch made an innocuous typo at work. From it, a legend was born abc.net.au/news/2021-08-2…
Saturday. Some of it is stuck in the crevices and you’re never going to get it out. What is “it”? Just look at your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dL