Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 28th, 2021

stilgherrian Meanwhile here’s a thread about what’s coming up in “The 9pm Edict” podcast. So much happening in just a few days! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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stilgherrian I won’t be going because I am not in the age range, not in an LGA of concern, and already fully vaccinated. So I wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rw

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stilgherrian Disclosure: I am not a health expert. But I do know an excuse for some silly fun and getting out of the house when..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hn

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stilgherrian HEY SPORTSBALL FANS! As you know I am a huge expert on the sportsing. If you are too, and in a Sydney LGA of concer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jK

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Things which definitely happened, part 502. Lol. twitter.com/ByClare/status…

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@Firedingo More than frustrating. Hang in there. Meaningless platitude, I know, but still.

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@Firedingo Sadly epidemiological modelling doesn’t increase in market value when published posthumously. :(

Please..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sT

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@Firedingo Good for you. Let me know when your paper is published.

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@DavidHuntGirt @shazart53 Orly? Goddammit I have Girt 2 on my iPad and haven’t read it yet. Can you hold off a bit?

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@alexkidman @bobbyllew Yeah he always was a bit of a prick.

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@bobbyllew That’s Brian. Although he struggled at school he did go on to university and became a commodities trader..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B3

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@paulwallbank Wow fussy. They are still trains, Paul.

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@yun_aus I know of another example but not a source. On a tour of China a Western tour group was shown something th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YQ

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tessarmstrong Let me tell you about dramatic births..pic.twitter.com/o4aGxBgt7N7N

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“8 trains in just 40 seconds on the West Coast Main Line.” youtube.com/watch?v=wOy_HO…

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MarksLarks An early morning murmering coming on… pic.twitter.com/ykoBFtcikE

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@JohnBirmingham Wait. “Let’s Get Skase” was a comedy not reality. As you were. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let’s_Get…

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@JohnBirmingham I’ve got one word for you: Christopher Skase.

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@glendturner There’s a bunch of stuff that’s based on averages across the whole population. Another one that might..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VD

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“Over-Enthusiastic Mailman” from the Fairbairn Brothers Plus One. youtube.com/watch?v=2pqPq0…

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@NewtonMark Well he’s a startup bro who happened to make a bunch of money by ticket-clipping workers’ rights. Of c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aP

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@glendturner Yeah it’s not designed for general-public consumption, which of course is why it can easily be misinte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wm

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@dobes @SimonXCIV @rohan_p @cameronwilson @sexenheimer OK now this is a scenario that even I am finding gross. Well done.

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DrAndrewThaler If you’re a journalist covering this weird ivermectin conspiratorial delusion beat and you don’t work the phrase “G..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HP

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@expectproblems @maz_jovanovich Indeed. I trust you also saw this photo, and Maz’s terrible gag immediately beforeh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bs

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@macadamia_man @electricrabbit0 Well that’s pretty much here we’re at with this one. In July, govt says we want to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iz

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@macadamia_man The curves widen out quite a bit at he end 0f 180 days. The full report is the first link here…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i7

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Fair point,. But yes, gentlemen in jockstraps en masse would be perfect for tomorrow. Al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sy

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I’m fairly sure they’re not the same pair of women, but Americans all look the same to me.

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And here’s a picture.

Ladies and Daughter-Ladies, feel free to learn to fly. pic.twitter.com/XpiFWReF5W

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Cool, but not true.

“Captain Wendy Rexon and her first-officer daughter, Kelly Rexon, are the first mother and da..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HH

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@electricrabbit0 I should start selling 5-year weather forecasts based on numerology and muffins.

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Hang on, aren’t both of you vaccinated?

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This has been a public service announcement by the Committee for Suppressing Dangerous Fuckwits.

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If you have friends or family spouting shit like this, drug them, stuff them into their car, and push it into a river.

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This isn’t a secret. It’s all there in public documents. The process might have been better, but you can’t MoDeL Al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2y

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Then there’s that blog post by a startup bro who’s bleating ThEy DiD tHe PlAn FiRsT aNd ThEn ThE mOdEl. Yes, we kno..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f1

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Oh FFS! DoHeRtY sToPpEd ThE mOdElLiNg tO hIdE tHe DaTa!

No. Beyond 180 days (six months) the potential variables b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oX

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I really need to level up my podcast. twitter.com/cameronwilson/…

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Australia: Not so much strong borders as a stuffed crust.

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@stevo_twistie Yes I have several guernsey boots and some… those little short things? Ah yeah, wickets, that’s ri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a8

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@rohan_p @dobes @cameronwilson @sexenheimer OK I have to do this gag: “How much did Milo smell beforehand?”

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I won’t be going because I am not in the age range, not in an LGA of concern, and already fully vaccinated. So I wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rw

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Disclosure: I am not a health expert. But I do know an excuse for some silly fun and getting out of the house when..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hn

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HEY SPORTSBALL FANS! As you know I am a huge expert on the sportsing. If you are too, and in a Sydney LGA of concer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jK

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@expectproblems Fair enough. Did you see that Ms @maz_jovanovich was being a bit of a hoon yesterday? You could giv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gS

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@expectproblems Have you got something against the sealed taxiway?

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jrob3baow As soon as he put his sleeve back down we realized he made a terrible mistake 🤣🙃🤦🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/u9J6iZgfrf

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I got 6/10 in today’s @SatPaper but only thanks to somer bonus points re Thailand. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2021/08/28

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@dobes Women will crave eating anything when they’re with child.

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HartWexford “You’re so stupid you eat bananas” is a common saying in rural Australia

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@davotweetz I think all ears are different so you should probably just give it a go yourself.

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Alan_Measles Weird I know and maybe showing my age but this look is a bit of zenith for me pic.twitter.com/Bdk8NKiUOJ

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@R_Chirgwin @oberonsghost @CosmicRami Almond blossom, day 12 of my 2021 sequence, plus a bonus wide shot and a rand..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OM

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GordyPls “Spending time with parents is all they want to do” has Jane Caro met a child? twitter.com/JaneCaro/statu…

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naveenjrazik Small memorial growing next to Milsons Point station on Sydney’s North Shore for Cobbler Jim Saad, one of the city’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v6

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jckichen Worms. jacobinmag.com/2021/08/dune-h…

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@thegrugq @dobes @rohan_p This metaphor requires more work. Much more work. And possibly vodka.

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This is probably @jpwarren’s fault, somehow. twitter.com/konstructivizm…

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Hey @dobes @rohan_p @thegrugq I know I wrote about that Cyber Blitzkrieg thing but it is now clear that I missed an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A7

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wendy_harmer There’s “read the room”
And there’s “read the entire nation” twitter.com/AlexanderDowne…

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@jxeeno @decryption “‘Expired Food Race”, Wednesdays on Ten.”

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“‘Sweet Dreams’ Played by Electronic Devices” youtube.com/watch?v=gnAUs-…

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trentyarwood What a ripper in @SatPaper from @jonkudelka pic.twitter.com/6iBCjwnLQ2

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NYSnarkyMommie I. AM. DEAD. Deceased. pic.twitter.com/CTSHvolC5d

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Otherwise it’s a pretty ordinary day here in the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/kwRXCBfAUJ

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Meanwhile here’s a thread about what’s coming up in “The 9pm Edict” podcast. So much happening in just a few days! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Sat plan, the OMG is the that the time edition: Faff about over a late breakfast; household chores; general sloth f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vm

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@rgmerk Without commenting for or against, I’m not sure that accurately describes what’s happening here? Looks like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vj

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@OdinsToenail Ah gotcha. No that is not a thing here. I am just getting old. :)

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@OdinsToenail Curious. I’m mention it to my GP next tine around but I think we’re already across my downstairs matters.

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@HHackenbecker Why thank you. I think the absinthe would screw things up, actually, but then what the hell, absinthe!

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If you’re wondering why Australia is always trying to ban the Bad Things on the internet then you might like to go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ev

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@viveka Yes, I really should get some value out of this dream-inducing medication. Not a euphemism. The vivid and e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…us

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Additional: My dreams quite often have a bit where I need to pee but there is something weird or confusing about th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2L

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Then for some reason there was a whole bit about sharing an apartment with the character Garrett from “Superstore”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2L

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Then the bar guy grabbed the other fish and ran it through something like a sandwich press and fish came out all lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tl

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Apparently a kid owed him money, which he didn’t have, and had brought in a goldfish bowl with a number of exotic f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qO

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Last night I dreamed that I had to administer the vote count for a corrupt local mayor on a video livestream outsid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xE

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Saturday. Beware. Not all suitcases are robots. In extreme circumstances, gravity can be your friend. Saturday.

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