Gorn.
stilgherrian Meanwhile here’s a thread about what’s coming up in “The 9pm Edict” podcast. So much happening in just a few days! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
stilgherrian I won’t be going because I am not in the age range, not in an LGA of concern, and already fully vaccinated. So I wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rw
stilgherrian Disclosure: I am not a health expert. But I do know an excuse for some silly fun and getting out of the house when..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hn
stilgherrian HEY SPORTSBALL FANS! As you know I am a huge expert on the sportsing. If you are too, and in a Sydney LGA of concer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jK
Things which definitely happened, part 502. Lol. twitter.com/ByClare/status…
@darrenpauli I like how your mind works here.
@Firedingo More than frustrating. Hang in there. Meaningless platitude, I know, but still.
@Firedingo Yeah there’s a lot of that about.
@Firedingo Sadly epidemiological modelling doesn’t increase in market value when published posthumously. :(
Please..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sT
@DavidHuntGirt @shazart53 Yes, I am a terrible person.
@Firedingo Good for you. Let me know when your paper is published.
@DavidHuntGirt @shazart53 Orly? Goddammit I have Girt 2 on my iPad and haven’t read it yet. Can you hold off a bit?
@alexkidman @bobbyllew Yeah he always was a bit of a prick.
@bobbyllew That’s Brian. Although he struggled at school he did go on to university and became a commodities trader..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B3
@RealNickHodge @paulwallbank Wallbank is a filthy train perve.
@paulwallbank Wow fussy. They are still trains, Paul.
@yun_aus I know of another example but not a source. On a tour of China a Western tour group was shown something th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YQ
@OreganoJeauxns @JohnBirmingham There is that, yes.
tessarmstrong Let me tell you about dramatic births..pic.twitter.com/o4aGxBgt7N7N
“8 trains in just 40 seconds on the West Coast Main Line.” youtube.com/watch?v=wOy_HO…
MarksLarks An early morning murmering coming on… pic.twitter.com/ykoBFtcikE
@JohnBirmingham Wait. “Let’s Get Skase” was a comedy not reality. As you were. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let’s_Get…
@JohnBirmingham I’ve got one word for you: Christopher Skase.
@glendturner There’s a bunch of stuff that’s based on averages across the whole population. Another one that might..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VD
“Over-Enthusiastic Mailman” from the Fairbairn Brothers Plus One. youtube.com/watch?v=2pqPq0…
@Rhys_Needham @macadamia_man @electricrabbit0 So many to choose from!
@NewtonMark Well he’s a startup bro who happened to make a bunch of money by ticket-clipping workers’ rights. Of c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aP
@glendturner Yeah it’s not designed for general-public consumption, which of course is why it can easily be misinte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wm
@expectproblems @maz_jovanovich Good thinking. It’s all a bit crazy.
@dobes @SimonXCIV @rohan_p @cameronwilson @sexenheimer OK now this is a scenario that even I am finding gross. Well done.
DrAndrewThaler If you’re a journalist covering this weird ivermectin conspiratorial delusion beat and you don’t work the phrase “G..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HP
@expectproblems @maz_jovanovich Indeed. I trust you also saw this photo, and Maz’s terrible gag immediately beforeh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bs
@macadamia_man @electricrabbit0 Well that’s pretty much here we’re at with this one. In July, govt says we want to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iz
@macadamia_man The curves widen out quite a bit at he end 0f 180 days. The full report is the first link here…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i7
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Fair point,. But yes, gentlemen in jockstraps en masse would be perfect for tomorrow. Al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sy
I’m fairly sure they’re not the same pair of women, but Americans all look the same to me.
And here’s a picture.
Ladies and Daughter-Ladies, feel free to learn to fly. pic.twitter.com/XpiFWReF5W
Cool, but not true.
“Captain Wendy Rexon and her first-officer daughter, Kelly Rexon, are the first mother and da..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HH
@errolwi That is SUCH an old quote.
@electricrabbit0 I should start selling 5-year weather forecasts based on numerology and muffins.
@boynxdor Also, Milo. twitter.com/byronkaye/stat…
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Hang on, aren’t both of you vaccinated?
This has been a public service announcement by the Committee for Suppressing Dangerous Fuckwits.
If you have friends or family spouting shit like this, drug them, stuff them into their car, and push it into a river.
This isn’t a secret. It’s all there in public documents. The process might have been better, but you can’t MoDeL Al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2y
Then there’s that blog post by a startup bro who’s bleating ThEy DiD tHe PlAn FiRsT aNd ThEn ThE mOdEl. Yes, we kno..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f1
Oh FFS! DoHeRtY sToPpEd ThE mOdElLiNg tO hIdE tHe DaTa!
No. Beyond 180 days (six months) the potential variables b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oX
I really need to level up my podcast. twitter.com/cameronwilson/…
Australia: Not so much strong borders as a stuffed crust.
@SimonXCIV @rohan_p @dobes @cameronwilson @sexenheimer These are all the important questions.
@stevo_twistie Yes I have several guernsey boots and some… those little short things? Ah yeah, wickets, that’s ri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a8
@rohan_p @dobes @cameronwilson @sexenheimer OK I have to do this gag: “How much did Milo smell beforehand?”
I won’t be going because I am not in the age range, not in an LGA of concern, and already fully vaccinated. So I wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rw
Disclosure: I am not a health expert. But I do know an excuse for some silly fun and getting out of the house when..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hn
HEY SPORTSBALL FANS! As you know I am a huge expert on the sportsing. If you are too, and in a Sydney LGA of concer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jK
@expectproblems Fair enough. Did you see that Ms @maz_jovanovich was being a bit of a hoon yesterday? You could giv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gS
@expectproblems Have you got something against the sealed taxiway?
@CGrandma55 @guytaur “They.” Right.
@Hippopeteamus @SatPaper I might complain to the manager.
@shazart53 @Alan_Measles You must’ve looked lovely. :)
You know it’s true. twitter.com/MisterABK/stat…
Wait what? They’ve made a MUSICAL about Operation Mincemeat? WTF?
southwarkplayhouse.co.uk/show-whats-on/…
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation…
@tiencya @HartWexford “Made up just now by @HartWexford,” I believe. :)
jrob3baow As soon as he put his sleeve back down we realized he made a terrible mistake 🤣🙃🤦🏻♂️ pic.twitter.com/u9J6iZgfrf
I got 6/10 in today’s @SatPaper but only thanks to somer bonus points re Thailand. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2021/08/28
@dobes Women will crave eating anything when they’re with child.
HartWexford “You’re so stupid you eat bananas” is a common saying in rural Australia
@NewtonMark @dobes @sexenheimer @rohan_p @cameronwilson Its purpose seems to be starting into that house. I assume..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gC
@dobes @sexenheimer @rohan_p @NewtonMark @cameronwilson To be fair I’d quite like a 5G energy horse.
@davotweetz I think all ears are different so you should probably just give it a go yourself.
Alan_Measles Weird I know and maybe showing my age but this look is a bit of zenith for me pic.twitter.com/Bdk8NKiUOJ
@R_Chirgwin @oberonsghost @CosmicRami Almond blossom, day 12 of my 2021 sequence, plus a bonus wide shot and a rand..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OM
GordyPls “Spending time with parents is all they want to do” has Jane Caro met a child? twitter.com/JaneCaro/statu…
GANG-GANG! twitter.com/NesnotNessie/s…
@AUSFestivus This device is so problematic.
naveenjrazik Small memorial growing next to Milsons Point station on Sydney’s North Shore for Cobbler Jim Saad, one of the city’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v6
There is no second step. pic.twitter.com/WewZpCg6eb
Also RTYI @jpwarren.
@jpwarren @AUSFestivus This will not end well.
This is probably @jpwarren’s fault, somehow. twitter.com/konstructivizm…
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @thegrugq I know I wrote about that Cyber Blitzkrieg thing but it is now clear that I missed an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A7
wendy_harmer There’s “read the room”
And there’s “read the entire nation” twitter.com/AlexanderDowne…
@jxeeno @decryption “‘Expired Food Race”, Wednesdays on Ten.”
@jxeeno @decryption “Mmmmm… Expired mudcake.”
“‘Sweet Dreams’ Played by Electronic Devices” youtube.com/watch?v=gnAUs-…
@JustJimWillDo Thank you, and same.
trentyarwood What a ripper in @SatPaper from @jonkudelka pic.twitter.com/6iBCjwnLQ2
NYSnarkyMommie I. AM. DEAD. Deceased. pic.twitter.com/CTSHvolC5d
Otherwise it’s a pretty ordinary day here in the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/kwRXCBfAUJ
Meanwhile here’s a thread about what’s coming up in “The 9pm Edict” podcast. So much happening in just a few days! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Sat plan, the OMG is the that the time edition: Faff about over a late breakfast; household chores; general sloth f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vm
@rgmerk Without commenting for or against, I’m not sure that accurately describes what’s happening here? Looks like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vj
@OdinsToenail Ah gotcha. No that is not a thing here. I am just getting old. :)
@OdinsToenail I have no idea what that means. :)
@OdinsToenail Curious. I’m mention it to my GP next tine around but I think we’re already across my downstairs matters.
@HHackenbecker Why thank you. I think the absinthe would screw things up, actually, but then what the hell, absinthe!
If you’re wondering why Australia is always trying to ban the Bad Things on the internet then you might like to go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ev
@HHackenbecker Maybe that would be excessive.
@viveka Yes, I really should get some value out of this dream-inducing medication. Not a euphemism. The vivid and e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…us
Additional: My dreams quite often have a bit where I need to pee but there is something weird or confusing about th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2L
Then for some reason there was a whole bit about sharing an apartment with the character Garrett from “Superstore”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2L
Then the bar guy grabbed the other fish and ran it through something like a sandwich press and fish came out all lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tl
Apparently a kid owed him money, which he didn’t have, and had brought in a goldfish bowl with a number of exotic f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qO
Last night I dreamed that I had to administer the vote count for a corrupt local mayor on a video livestream outsid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xE
Saturday. Beware. Not all suitcases are robots. In extreme circumstances, gravity can be your friend. Saturday.