Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 10th, 2022

TerribleMaps Railway map of Antarctica pic.twitter.com/AWdyuYUsTS

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RT @kels_316: What’s the funniest possible outcome and how can I manifest it?

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RT @pointlesslettrs: “I mean, how bad can a nuclear war really be, eh? Typical bloody snowflakes today. No blitz spirit, that’s their probl…

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@mooseman2300 Or an employee. Maybe. I can’t be arsed putting any thought into it. Muted the prat long ago.

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@wolfcat Yeah that’s laughable. All the things! Even Apple as a major brand can’t stop the simple word “apple” being written on a shirt.

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RT @bencjenkins: I’m going to get two predictions out of the way.
1) Despite being quite genuinely reviled, Morrison will win because Aust…

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@wolfcat Lol IANAL but that’s a generic word not related to some trade activity apart from the shirt so it probably… https://t.co/zAlwsoCPGD

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Lol we have always been able to buy a shirt, Ralph Lauren or not, and print anything we like on it — with the advan… https://t.co/2RhHIzUDA6

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Yeah don’t do Vote Compass.

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tashlee Incredible to think there is a tiny fake tanned baby out there just doing their thing pic.twitter.com/LGKcXBK6Ds

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RT @HartWexford: “Star” and “war” rhyme https://t.co/WEojMvAH5B

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RT @theprojecttv: Comedian @MarkHumphries loves teaching politicians a thing or two about the art of influence, so there’s no better time…

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RT @kels_316: Labor are the electoral mobilisation of the organised working class. That’s why every ALP MP is a tradesperson and not a lawy…

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RT @figgityfigs: My wife came to me and said “nothing can prepare you for our son’s Easter drawing.”

Reader, she was correct. https://t.co…

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mmccwill To give an idea of how long a six week campaign is, the Oscars were less than two weeks ago.

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derridalicious Happy Unhingement of Twitter to all those who celebrate

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RT @thejuicemedia: The Australien Government has made an ad about its carbon credits and offsets scheme, and it’s surprisingly honest and i…

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Well fuck me dead I’ve never thought of it this way before. pic.twitter.com/np5tUCFDjh

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@elronxenu They’re both out in the scrub tonight but I’ll post some photos of the cameras tomorrow.

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bingowings14 Ducks used to queck. Why were we never told this in school? pic.twitter.com/743hmkk59f

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RT @UniversalExile: “Have you thought about having a party or two?” https://t.co/8qqMlqtC7v

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@_midofo_ @ozAntinnippon I dunno. This is your story, Mick.

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RT @JoshuaWithers: Gosh I had forgotten how terribly awkward this was

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crazyboy2619 For those of you who grow Cucumbers. pic.twitter.com/OnXPppM4Vs

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roweafr He’s got nuthin’ @FinancialReview pic.twitter.com/0cKflvvhcb

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It’s going to be a loooong six weeks. https://t.co/pyRIIGjd07

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cinedruig THIS HEADLINE pic.twitter.com/jcsjEhVF5w

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UniqueBuilding5 This building looks like it was designed in Microsoft Word pic.twitter.com/LDGKfvjuLg

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@elronxenu They’re ABS plastic I think, not metal, but they’re water-resistant to IP66 It’ll be interesting to see… https://t.co/QoijhiHR6v

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Another highlight was the thing I wrote on Thursday. https://t.co/iycNCQoEvb

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One highlight of the week was this podcast, which appeared on Friday. https://t.co/UG7PKrnVvR

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 619: Hacking, surveillance, and the start of a six-week election campaign”… https://t.co/OV67iX057b

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Computing scientists and mathematicians might also enjoy Pullum’s “Scooping the Loop Snooper: A proof that the Halt… https://t.co/IJCRBTZgIL

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“Fear and Loathing of the English Passive with Prof Geoffrey K Pullum” is a lovely little six-video series from a g… https://t.co/vCt158Wh6y

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RT @charlie_savage: Thirty years ago, in 1992, Ice-T and Body Count’s song “Cop Killer” prompted an international panic/outrage that includ…

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I must admit, this still has a slightly threatening vibe about it. https://t.co/qeq29PJOgK

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@GavFunky @TwoSetViolin I came from the home of Percy Grainger. I am familiar with this sort of thing.

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RT @slackbastard: I haven’t rlly bothered looking @ PHONy’s chances in 2022. I’m just gonna assume enuff QLDers ❤️ Pauline’s incessant whin…

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slackbastard Pressing questions.

Who’ll get more votes in Wills:

Sue Bolton (Socialist Alliance) or Emma Black (Victorian Socialists)?

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RT @slackbastard: Will Tim Wilson’s cheeky grin, insouciant attitude to global heating & recent championing of Army drag mean he keeps Gold…

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@dmeeze Definitely 30 April now.

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@JonoInAotearoa @paulkidd Lol no I am just throwing around ideas right now.

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The latest @TwoSetViolin video “Smash or Pass: Classical Composer Edition” contains a lot to think about. https://t.co/1Oy0rbTz5N

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@pulauchristmas @bunjaree I haven’t had a close look, someone else does that, but yes drainage is needed because th… https://t.co/OI6AalEj1x

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@paulkidd See, I am looking for things to do with https://t.co/e7M8XfsVSM, and I think I might do a weekly (?) mini… https://t.co/ZBBnlRB4fz

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@annie_parker I will be seeking funding in due course.

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@sylmobile Oh yes that’s a very good place to be.

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@SuperCroup And I see you’ve found one of the better spots. I quite like just inside behind where you are, but in winter.

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@maz_jovanovich @ASPI_org Meth is bad for you but people keep pleading for more meth. [Shrugs.] Though I grant you… https://t.co/YeFFmgF6KU

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The next six weeks are going to be unbearable.

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@SpringCreekG @richardvogt2021 @nearlynana @shazart53 @CaseyBriggs I can’t help but think some people, totally over… https://t.co/Ofyp5Frexq

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@sinmerchant @bunjaree Lol! The seat is sort of marginal, but this is on private property.

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Well I say “their” car. My guess it is wasn’t actually their car.

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No, actually. I have just been informed that it isn’t a suicide-by-train. At least not today. Someone has torched t… https://t.co/QoFuP5AdFA

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Sadly, regular users of this railway line know what this code means. :( https://t.co/hl2NLjGOyG

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@sinmerchant @bunjaree Gotcha. Climate change has pushed the track to the limits of its, well, “engineering” is too… https://t.co/OunG6Vay4f

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RT @snurb_dot_info: Hey look, it’s simple.

Tudge is IN the federal cabinet in the same way that a bottle of Malibu might be IN your drinks…

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theprojecttv Comedian @markhumphries drops by tonight on with his advice to politicians this election campaign! pic.twitter.com/tuYm3jKkkj

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timdunlop Has also solved murders on the Orient Express. pic.twitter.com/CUOWXKaD1C

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@thornae @bunjaree Yeah that does seem a bit one-note lol.

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@thornae @bunjaree That was pretty much our fear. Or these days excavate the whole thing and use those prefab concrete boxes. Sigh.

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@JustJimWillDo @bunjaree Lol yeah, so now I need to get some little time-lapse cameras as well. And somehow know wh… https://t.co/OvhYW8QuLL

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@GavFunky No idea yet, obviously, but the manual claims 12 months of standby on the 8 x AA batteries. But I assume… https://t.co/hnUCDwoTL4

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Today’s excellent thing at @bunjaree is this curious fungus, which I’m told is called an earth star.… https://t.co/K0C0T8K8F4

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@bunjaree Thanks to La Niña, the water table is basically at the surface along that section of the track.

Also, I… https://t.co/tnfXHJu44P

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Hey civil engineers or adjacent, a 15 metre section of the track at @bunjaree has become quicksand. Banana for scal… https://t.co/z9pZYVnMjG

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@PaulineGambley Thanks. I’ve set up one covering the bird seed to see what eats it at night, and another by a spot… https://t.co/d3R6Rz2AqA

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@AncientSpoonbil Hahaha I hope so. Just half a second at the end of the last video before the battery dies.

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@incorrect Yeah the quolls might be too smart for us.

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@Wyld Obviously there are more expensive rigs for shooting wildlife, but as a species data logger this is incredibl… https://t.co/rr2RZP9j7o

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@BundyB @RealNickHodge I was going to say, yes, a quoll would rip them to shreds.

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Some Aldi stores still have stock of this camera. Here’s how to find one near you. In Australia, obviously. https://t.co/vMygVPDDA0

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You can set variables such as how long a video it shoots when triggered, how long it waits after a trigger before s… https://t.co/QkAq8i9MTl

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@RealNickHodge They will. I’m guessing they will enjoy the quoll, once we manage to capture the quoll.

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OK so this first grab is very poorly framed indeed. I have reframed the shot and will leave the camera there overni… https://t.co/OlAeGfp8F0

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Wildlife Cameras Week 1: I’ve sourced two el-cheapo wildlife cameras from Aldi at $129 each. Passive IR sensors to… https://t.co/hY6GMX2Wv3

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@SuperCroup Moreover, they are all the devil’s slimefruit and should be disposed of into a landfill.

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@AusElectoralCom Hey look as you know I love your work but “most unique”? Something is either unique or it’s not an… https://t.co/nraJzKsTxz

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@paulkidd @NickEvershed There’s a great essay or novel title there: “A Sorting of Pigs”.

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@fourlarks3d @sexenheimer I think that’s where I caught it.

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@fourlarks3d @sexenheimer I had festering crack once but antibiotics sorted it out pretty quickly.

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@jodiem It’s a Grand Prix thing.

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@paulkidd @NickEvershed Hey Paul, guess what I’m going to do RIGHT NOW?

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@martinwalsh Yeah but “having to listen to” is in fact not true. You don’t *have to* listen to any of it.

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@darkhorse166 My understanding is that there’s only about $1 million in total on that market, or was in 2019, so it’s a sideshow.

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This reminds me. I have the registered domain https://t.co/e7M8XfsVSM just sitting there waiting to be used. I shou… https://t.co/dlmDcmwW7w

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RT @NickEvershed: little teaser for an v ambitious project we’re about to launch 🐖 https://t.co/yd7P7LieBx

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@darkhorse166 I’m fascinated by how the polling is more obviously for ALP this year when compared with 2019, but th… https://t.co/09zRjfuuY2

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darkhorse166 from 2019 pic.twitter.com/zD2CefCZle

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RT @darkhorse166: Last time I did this it paid out so y’all better not screw it up this time https://t.co/68eaW1Qq8E

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@garystark Cot-throwing sounds like a good strategy. It’s very on-the-zeitgeist for Australian politics.

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@morebento @IanKath It’s Bahasa for “police”.

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@kuke @Zemmiph0bia @zdnetaustralia They can think what they like. Britain is not part of the EU any more.

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RT @paulkidd: 41 days, 5 hours and 33 minutes until the polls close. #AusVotes2022 https://t.co/QZUFdzuaDz

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cameronwilson “split election mfers real quiet today” - antony, probably

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RT @arwon: ABC has Vote Compass up again, Australia’s foremost method of making Labor weirdos mad when it tells them they should vote Green…

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@IanKath A sort of Policy Watch mini-series might be fun, yes.

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RT @Gwyntaglaw: points for the first fool to call Morrison a ‘wartime prime minister’

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RT @GrogsGamut: My one meagre hope is for most media not to cover the election like they are quasi campaign directors “Morrison focussing o…

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Cheers! And may God bless all who sail in her. pic.twitter.com/WrNFTvVJQs

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Right. Six weeks of election campaign. I now wonder what I should do about this, if anything, with respect to my po… https://t.co/Jyq56O4vOy

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RT @JoshButler: Morrison confirms it’s a May 21 election for the House of Reps and half Senate

Starts his campaign talking up the COVID re…

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domknight I dare any news director to air the identical footage of Scott Morrison going to Yarralumla in 2019 and see if anyone notices.

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_BertHandsome ablo et checken pic.twitter.com/6U5f5Hjkbw

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RT @AusElectoralCom: @latingle Wonder what the topic’s going to be?

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latingle PM’s press conference at 11.20

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It being a Sunday, I have of course added this week’s waratah photos to the Flickr album. https://t.co/XnuH92yNW7

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ToryShepherd @danielhurstbne A lone pigeon had a lucky escape as it scurried out of the way of the prime minister’s vehicle

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Waratah sequence 2021, day 219. The seed pods in question continue to be quite firm, and we expect this to continue… https://t.co/dhWLtxw3R4

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I just realised I have a bottle of sparkling red in the fridge so I think I may shortly celebrate the calling of the election.

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@CmonMick @CaseyBriggs @shazart53 Don’t be a goose. This is the same routine as every election. Whether it’s the be… https://t.co/bM3Di3xKqR

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Qldaah Incredible scenes at Sydney Airport of Scott Morrison’s luggage. pic.twitter.com/d1B9THB3Ak

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@NewtonMark You should see the steady stream if dumpsters on the first morning after the Show.

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@shazart53 @CaseyBriggs One of my red-button issues is when people respond to the straightforward mention of a fact… https://t.co/eq7wCzDzI1

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@NewtonMark I learned this yesterday when the #purpletrain stopped at Lidcombe.

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@ToryShepherd I AM SO EXCITED I HAVE DONE A LITTLE WEE IN MY PANTS.

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CaseyBriggs While Scott Morrison is driving to Yarralumla, Anthony Albanese is visiting a petting zoo at the Sydney Royal Easter Show

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@tdclancy The traditional prime ministerial uniform of his people. pic.twitter.com/Pdw1orZUZm

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@kcarruthers @michaelsayman Regex as a sign of civilisation is dangerous ground.

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@cjjosh It was only tiny joke but hey it’s Sunday morning.

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@wolfcat Which was first? Left foot or right foot? IS THAT A CODED MESSAGE?

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@kcarruthers @michaelsayman Better TweetDeck (a browser plugin to supplement TweetDeck) has regex muting.

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HIS FOOT JUST TOUCHED THE GROUND IN CANBERRA.

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Yes I know it’s this one. Sigh. Dull literalism will be the death of our species. pic.twitter.com/AbEE1LGDFS

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@MatthewBevan Morrison pretending to be in the Roulettes for a Grand Prix flyover would be totally on brand. Maybe… https://t.co/1SdCWMJly7

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@_BertHandsome Also the first one has the callsign RLTS for Roulettes and is from the sound of it was more than one… https://t.co/UPm7Opwnig

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@_BertHandsome Ah. You’re right. Its course is more to Melbourne than Canberra. I’d forgotten about the Grand Prix,… https://t.co/DY3wFVgS5k

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OMFG Morrison is sneaking down to Canberra in a RAAF PC-21. pic.twitter.com/hWCenmraEj

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Coeluh Due to a small hole at my curtains, my room sometimes turns into a camera obscura. pic.twitter.com/hO9tLPJiXU

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RT @AusElectoralCom: Is it? Isn’t it?

Either way, enrol.

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@kofeyh Just a couple cheapies from Aldi but the specs are quite remarkable. I’ll post more this afternoon.

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@AusElectoralCom @_SallyHarding I know you’re on it. All good. Last time I checked, with Medicare, there’s about 13… https://t.co/UJUZwR47jA

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@kcarruthers Thanks, Kate. It’s a fascinating decision. The way it’s written once you get out of the legal citation… https://t.co/TiYbHLZSpS

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@AusElectoralCom @_SallyHarding Lol I can’t use the online tool to check my enrolment because reasons. ;) But I’m s… https://t.co/UXuwEmYgXA

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@TeamBloomart Thanks. It was a fun conversation.

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@_SallyHarding @AusElectoralCom Nice row work, though using a support is cheating. Anyway, AEC, if it all kicks off… https://t.co/Sh9MD9LSUm

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Sun plan: Lazy start; data wrangling; household chores; set up the wildlife cameras I collected yesterday; consider… https://t.co/I3W0vYqiLe

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@AusElectoralCom No, just general advice for the day.

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RT @stilgherrian: Important plug 2 of 2: On Thursday a written story appeared. You should read it. https://t.co/iycNCQoEvb

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RT @stilgherrian: Important Plug 1 of 2: On Friday a podcast appeared. You should listen to it. https://t.co/UG7PKrnVvR

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Reminder: Do not watch The Bad (Sunday) Program.

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La Niña is being gentle with the Blue Mountains today.pic.twitter.com/3jMKoeJcDaa

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Sunday. Ensure that all the objects are aligned correctly. Include ducks in your plans. Sunday.

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