TerribleMaps Railway map of Antarctica pic.twitter.com/AWdyuYUsTS
All hail Eris! twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
kels_316 What’s the funniest possible outcome and how can I manifest it? twitter.com/milliganreport…
pointlesslettrs “I mean, how bad can a nuclear war really be, eh? Typical bloody snowflakes today. No blitz spirit, that’s their pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DY
@mooseman2300 Or an employee. Maybe. I can’t be arsed putting any thought into it. Muted the prat long ago.
@wolfcat Yeah that’s laughable. All the things! Even Apple as a major brand can’t stop the simple word “apple” being written on a shirt.
@patstokes Lol pretty much.
bencjenkins I’m going to get two predictions out of the way.
1) Despite being quite genuinely reviled, Morrison will win becau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0j
@wolfcat Lol IANAL but that’s a generic word not related to some trade activity apart from the shirt so it probably..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GD
Lol we have always been able to buy a shirt, Ralph Lauren or not, and print anything we like on it — with the advan.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DA6
Lol talk about full of yourself. pic.twitter.com/VDsP9qUd5f
Yeah don’t do Vote Compass.
alex_wohlrab Katzen! 😹😻 pic.twitter.com/dO3ke6oAur
tashlee Incredible to think there is a tiny fake tanned baby out there just doing their thing pic.twitter.com/LGKcXBK6Ds
HartWexford “Star” and “war” rhyme twitter.com/starwarstuff2/…
theprojecttv Comedian @markhumphries loves teaching politicians a thing or two about the art of influence, so there’s no better..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kc
kels_316 Labor are the electoral mobilisation of the organised working class. That’s why every ALP MP is a tradesperson and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ny
figgityfigs My wife came to me and said “nothing can prepare you for our son’s Easter drawing.”
Reader, she was correct. pic.twitter.com/zVKPPy3om9
mmccwill To give an idea of how long a six week campaign is, the Oscars were less than two weeks ago.
derridalicious Happy Unhingement of Twitter to all those who celebrate
thejuicemedia The Australien Government has made an ad about its carbon credits and offsets scheme, and it’s surprisingly honest..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FE
@jeamland Their think rhino is running free!
Well fuck me dead I’ve never thought of it this way before. pic.twitter.com/np5tUCFDjh
@elronxenu They’re both out in the scrub tonight but I’ll post some photos of the cameras tomorrow.
bingowings14 Ducks used to queck. Why were we never told this in school? pic.twitter.com/743hmkk59f
UniversalExile “Have you thought about having a party or two?” pic.twitter.com/8qqMlqtC7v
@_midofo_ @ozAntinnippon I dunno. This is your story, Mick.
@_midofo_ @ozAntinnippon “Alas”?
JoshuaWithers Gosh I had forgotten how terribly awkward this was twitter.com/alexischaise/s…
crazyboy2619 For those of you who grow Cucumbers. pic.twitter.com/OnXPppM4Vs
roweafr He’s got nuthin’ @FinancialReview pic.twitter.com/0cKflvvhcb
It’s going to be a loooong six weeks. twitter.com/worstOfAuspol/…
cinedruig THIS HEADLINE pic.twitter.com/jcsjEhVF5w
UniqueBuilding5 This building looks like it was designed in Microsoft Word pic.twitter.com/LDGKfvjuLg
tron_applebaum @worstOfAuspol is there a category for best typo? pic.twitter.com/ihOFGboj9c
@elronxenu They’re ABS plastic I think, not metal, but they’re water-resistant to IP66 It’ll be interesting to see..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6v
Another highlight was the thing I wrote on Thursday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
One highlight of the week was this podcast, which appeared on Friday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 619: Hacking, surveillance, and the start of a six-week election campaign”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7b
Computing scientists and mathematicians might also enjoy Pullum’s “Scooping the Loop Snooper: A proof that the Halt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IL
“Fear and Loathing of the English Passive with Prof Geoffrey K Pullum” is a lovely little six-video series from a g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6y
charlie_savage Thirty years ago, in 1992, Ice-T and Body Count’s song “Cop Killer” prompted an international panic/outrage that in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2D
I must admit, this still has a slightly threatening vibe about it. twitter.com/AusElectoralCo…
@GavFunky @TwoSetViolin I came from the home of Percy Grainger. I am familiar with this sort of thing.
slackbastard I haven’t rlly bothered looking @ PHONy’s chances in 2022. I’m just gonna assume enuff QLDers ❤️ Pauline’s incessan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aQ
slackbastard Pressing questions.
Who’ll get more votes in Wills:
Sue Bolton (Socialist Alliance) or Emma Black (Victorian Socialists)?
slackbastard Will Tim Wilson’s cheeky grin, insouciant attitude to global heating & recent championing of Army drag mean he keep..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cs
@dmeeze Definitely 30 April now.
@JonoInAotearoa @paulkidd Lol no I am just throwing around ideas right now.
The latest @TwoSetViolin video “Smash or Pass: Classical Composer Edition” contains a lot to think about. youtube.com/watch?v=ct5OVz…
@pulauchristmas @bunjaree I haven’t had a close look, someone else does that, but yes drainage is needed because th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1x
@paulkidd See, I am looking for things to do with hingeometer.com, and I think I might do a weekly (?) mini..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz
@maz_jovanovich @ASPI_org Prezactotally. :)
@annie_parker I will be seeking funding in due course.
@sylmobile Oh yes that’s a very good place to be.
@SuperCroup And I see you’ve found one of the better spots. I quite like just inside behind where you are, but in winter.
@maz_jovanovich @ASPI_org Meth is bad for you but people keep pleading for more meth. [Shrugs.] Though I grant you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KU
Forgot to tag that #timeless, sorry.
The next six weeks are going to be unbearable.
@SpringCreekG @richardvogt2021 @nearlynana @shazart53 @CaseyBriggs I can’t help but think some people, totally over..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xq
@sinmerchant @bunjaree Lol! The seat is sort of marginal, but this is on private property.
Well I say “their” car. My guess it is wasn’t actually their car.
No, actually. I have just been informed that it isn’t a suicide-by-train. At least not today. Someone has torched t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FA
Sadly, regular users of this railway line know what this code means. :( twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…
@sinmerchant @bunjaree Gotcha. Climate change has pushed the track to the limits of its, well, “engineering” is too..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4f
snurb_dot_info Hey look, it’s simple.
Tudge is IN the federal cabinet in the same way that a bottle of Malibu might be IN your dr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qg
theprojecttv Comedian @markhumphries drops by tonight on #TheProjectTV with his advice to politicians this election campaign! pic.twitter.com/tuYm3jKkkj
timdunlop Has also solved murders on the Orient Express. pic.twitter.com/CUOWXKaD1C
millofcontent A. Green was not excited. pic.twitter.com/X2TXmFTaCb
@pulauchristmas @bunjaree No. No infrastructure there whatsoever.
@thornae @bunjaree That was pretty much our fear. Or these days excavate the whole thing and use those prefab concrete boxes. Sigh.
@JustJimWillDo @bunjaree Lol yeah, so now I need to get some little time-lapse cameras as well. And somehow know wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LL
@GavFunky No idea yet, obviously, but the manual claims 12 months of standby on the 8 x AA batteries. But I assume..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L4
Today’s excellent thing at @bunjaree is this curious fungus, which I’m told is called an earth star…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F4
@bunjaree Thanks to La Niña, the water table is basically at the surface along that section of the track.
Also, I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4P
Hey civil engineers or adjacent, a 15 metre section of the track at @bunjaree has become quicksand. Banana for scal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jG
@PaulineGambley Thanks. I’ve set up one covering the bird seed to see what eats it at night, and another by a spot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qA
@AncientSpoonbil Hahaha I hope so. Just half a second at the end of the last video before the battery dies.
@incorrect Yeah the quolls might be too smart for us.
@Wyld Obviously there are more expensive rigs for shooting wildlife, but as a species data logger this is incredibl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7o
@BundyB @RealNickHodge I was going to say, yes, a quoll would rip them to shreds.
Some Aldi stores still have stock of this camera. Here’s how to find one near you. In Australia, obviously. stockcheck.aldi.com.au/product/708149…
You can set variables such as how long a video it shoots when triggered, how long it waits after a trigger before s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tl
@RealNickHodge They will. I’m guessing they will enjoy the quoll, once we manage to capture the quoll.
OK so this first grab is very poorly framed indeed. I have reframed the shot and will leave the camera there overni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F0
Wildlife Cameras Week 1: I’ve sourced two el-cheapo wildlife cameras from Aldi at $129 each. Passive IR sensors to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v3
@Kalanyr @darkhorse166 For sure. :)
@SuperCroup Moreover, they are all the devil’s slimefruit and should be disposed of into a landfill.
@AusElectoralCom Hey look as you know I love your work but “most unique”? Something is either unique or it’s not an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xz
@paulkidd @NickEvershed There’s a great essay or novel title there: “A Sorting of Pigs”.
@fourlarks3d @sexenheimer I think that’s where I caught it.
@fourlarks3d @sexenheimer I had festering crack once but antibiotics sorted it out pretty quickly.
@jodiem It’s a Grand Prix thing.
@paulkidd @NickEvershed Hey Paul, guess what I’m going to do RIGHT NOW?
@martinwalsh Yeah but “having to listen to” is in fact not true. You don’t *have to* listen to any of it.
@darkhorse166 My understanding is that there’s only about $1 million in total on that market, or was in 2019, so it’s a sideshow.
This reminds me. I have the registered domain hingeometer.com just sitting there waiting to be used. I shou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7w
NickEvershed little teaser for an v ambitious project we’re about to launch 🐖 pic.twitter.com/yd7P7LieBx
@darkhorse166 I’m fascinated by how the polling is more obviously for ALP this year when compared with 2019, but th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y2
darkhorse166 from 2019 pic.twitter.com/zD2CefCZle
darkhorse166 Last time I did this it paid out so y’all better not screw it up this time pic.twitter.com/68eaW1Qq8E
@garystark Cot-throwing sounds like a good strategy. It’s very on-the-zeitgeist for Australian politics.
@kuke @Zemmiph0bia @zdnetaustralia They can think what they like. Britain is not part of the EU any more.
paulkidd 41 days, 5 hours and 33 minutes until the polls close. #AusVotes2022 timeanddate.com/countdown/elec…
cameronwilson “split election mfers real quiet today” - antony, probably
arwon ABC has Vote Compass up again, Australia’s foremost method of making Labor weirdos mad when it tells them they shou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zY
@yuffiedog This is true.
@IanKath A sort of Policy Watch mini-series might be fun, yes.
Gwyntaglaw points for the first fool to call Morrison a ‘wartime prime minister’
GrogsGamut My one meagre hope is for most media not to cover the election like they are quasi campaign directors “Morrison foc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fe
Cheers! And may God bless all who sail in her. pic.twitter.com/WrNFTvVJQs
Right. Six weeks of election campaign. I now wonder what I should do about this, if anything, with respect to my po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oy
JoshButler Morrison confirms it’s a May 21 election for the House of Reps and half Senate
Starts his campaign talking up the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pd
domknight I dare any news director to air the identical footage of Scott Morrison going to Yarralumla in 2019 and see if anyone notices.
_BertHandsome ablo et checken pic.twitter.com/6U5f5Hjkbw
AusElectoralCom @latingle Wonder what the topic’s going to be?
latingle PM’s press conference at 11.20
It being a Sunday, I have of course added this week’s waratah photos to the Flickr album. flickr.com/photos/stilghe…
ToryShepherd @danielhurstbne A lone pigeon had a lucky escape as it scurried out of the way of the prime minister’s vehicle
Waratah sequence 2021, day 219. The seed pods in question continue to be quite firm, and we expect this to continue..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R4
I just realised I have a bottle of sparkling red in the fridge so I think I may shortly celebrate the calling of the election.
@CmonMick @CaseyBriggs @shazart53 Don’t be a goose. This is the same routine as every election. Whether it’s the be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qR
Qldaah Incredible scenes at Sydney Airport of Scott Morrison’s luggage. #ausvotes pic.twitter.com/d1B9THB3Ak
@NewtonMark You should see the steady stream if dumpsters on the first morning after the Show.
@shazart53 @CaseyBriggs One of my red-button issues is when people respond to the straightforward mention of a fact..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I1
@NewtonMark I learned this yesterday when the #purpletrain stopped at Lidcombe.
@ToryShepherd I AM SO EXCITED I HAVE DONE A LITTLE WEE IN MY PANTS.
CaseyBriggs While Scott Morrison is driving to Yarralumla, Anthony Albanese is visiting a petting zoo at the Sydney Royal Easter Show
@tdclancy The traditional prime ministerial uniform of his people. pic.twitter.com/Pdw1orZUZm
@kcarruthers @michaelsayman Regex as a sign of civilisation is dangerous ground.
@cjjosh It was only tiny joke but hey it’s Sunday morning.
@wolfcat Which was first? Left foot or right foot? IS THAT A CODED MESSAGE?
@kcarruthers @michaelsayman Better TweetDeck (a browser plugin to supplement TweetDeck) has regex muting.
HE IS IN THE CAR NOW.
HIS FOOT JUST TOUCHED THE GROUND IN CANBERRA.
SHARK 1 has landed. pic.twitter.com/MYJ91I1986
Yes I know it’s this one. Sigh. Dull literalism will be the death of our species. pic.twitter.com/AbEE1LGDFS
@MatthewBevan Morrison pretending to be in the Roulettes for a Grand Prix flyover would be totally on brand. Maybe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y7
@_BertHandsome Also the first one has the callsign RLTS for Roulettes and is from the sound of it was more than one..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ig
@_BertHandsome Ah. You’re right. Its course is more to Melbourne than Canberra. I’d forgotten about the Grand Prix,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5k
Wow a second one. Presumably for Jenny. pic.twitter.com/ydG9Ov64Mi
OMFG Morrison is sneaking down to Canberra in a RAAF PC-21. pic.twitter.com/hWCenmraEj
Coeluh Due to a small hole at my curtains, my room sometimes turns into a camera obscura. pic.twitter.com/hO9tLPJiXU
AusElectoralCom Is it? Isn’t it?
Either way, enrol.
aec.gov.au
@kofeyh Just a couple cheapies from Aldi but the specs are quite remarkable. I’ll post more this afternoon.
@AusElectoralCom @_SallyHarding I know you’re on it. All good. Last time I checked, with Medicare, there’s about 13..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jA
@kcarruthers Thanks, Kate. It’s a fascinating decision. The way it’s written once you get out of the legal citation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pS
@AusElectoralCom @_SallyHarding Lol I can’t use the online tool to check my enrolment because reasons. ;) But I’m s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XA
@TeamBloomart Thanks. It was a fun conversation.
@_SallyHarding @AusElectoralCom Nice row work, though using a support is cheating. Anyway, AEC, if it all kicks off..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Um
Sun plan: Lazy start; data wrangling; household chores; set up the wildlife cameras I collected yesterday; consider..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Le
@AusElectoralCom No, just general advice for the day.
stilgherrian Important plug 2 of 2: On Thursday a written story appeared. You should read it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
stilgherrian Important Plug 1 of 2: On Friday a podcast appeared. You should listen to it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad (Sunday) Program.
La Niña is being gentle with the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/3jMKoeJcDa
Sunday. Ensure that all the objects are aligned correctly. Include ducks in your plans. Sunday.