OK I’m going to bed before I use any more describing words. Goodnight.
I’m going to get complaints about that aren’t I.
Kushner is so spineless it’d be like fucking a bin bag full of raw chopped liver.
I recent years I too have had concerns about my streaming sector. https://t.co/xd8pq5KHwT
Give it a couple months and you’ll be able to get them in Aldi’s centre aisle. The Jerd.
What a waste. Off-brand inflatable fuckmuppets don’t cost anywhere near that much. https://t.co/klZHjUUGUZ
@rohan_p It’s such remarkable bullshit. In a way, you have to be impressed.
“I’m experimenting with the boundaries of art and technology. The animated artwork is inspired by concepts of space… https://t.co/mt9Hrpw8t0
@JohnBirmingham I’ve learned so much watching that video.
I know @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark will all love this. Plane tickets with matching shitty artwork.
“NFTickets function as traditional NFTs and are individually rare. When traded, transactions are recorded safely an… https://t.co/KF9BjLVrPg
Behold! “The travel industry’s first blockchain-based distribution protocol… [and] the world’s first NFT flight t… https://t.co/R7JzIUhmCG
@elronxenu Definitely not an antechinus. Here’s the full footage. https://t.co/6MnT9RVSCq
@paulbam3 That generally involves the other end of the turtle.
@misswired I couldn’t help but literally lol when I saw it. :)
This. Is. Brilliant. https://t.co/kvHt2KWWMy
@_SallyHarding And rightly so. Antechinus are wonderful. I once had one walk across the dining table in front of me… https://t.co/GmVDemziOU
@FenstarDeLuxe Sigh. The world can be very disappointing sometimes.
GrogsGamut So what, indeed.
It’s day 1 (or 2)
Everyone calm the heck down. pic.twitter.com/sL0Wj63SnM
@JonoInAotearoa @R_Chirgwin That’s harder to pronounce though.
@FenstarDeLuxe You need minions!
@_SallyHarding We’re 95% sure it’s a rat of some kind, but we have bush rats and native species and imported specie… https://t.co/yzenidN1pA
garystark Here’s the highest quality of political debate in Straya.
Yes, I too feel nauseous. pic.twitter.com/Y7VT9xqQPP
@_SallyHarding I don’t think so. We do have antechinus here, but they have pointier noses than this critter. Plus t… https://t.co/zBpwMrWmQz
QUOLL! QUOLLRAY! https://t.co/94y0bBwfOY
@R_Chirgwin HURRAH!
@FenstarDeLuxe Some Aldi stores near you still have stock. :) https://t.co/Q956Zh9G9y
@aCoerper_Mainz Lol yes, well under €100.
@eldonnn There is no review or recommendation yet, though. :) I haven’t compared this to anything else.
@JustJimWillDo Ta. Yeah it knows there’s food about.
@macro2779 Don’t worry, its days are now numbered.
@garystark The “jokeâ€Â is terrible, Gary. But yeah for $129 it’s more than acceptable.
So yes. All this, apart from my phone camera footage of the fox in daylight, is from a $129 wildlife camera from Al… https://t.co/08AyVuP3v5
And the third thing spotted last night was a big fat ratty thing, which has yet to be identified. Here’s all 30 sec… https://t.co/8KW2xIlLSW
This fox, which also came through in broad daylight at 9.36am. It’s a very foxy fox indeed. https://t.co/UJuS8xGcPR
Also spotted last night, the fox. Which fox…? pic.twitter.com/9WRp0eTF30
@itgrrl @0x1C I know, I know, we need to think this through. But… choosing. Making a choice. There could be something in it.
PatrickLenton Gander Reveal Party where you open a box and a large angry goose runs around and beaks all the straight people
@JustJimWillDo @bunjaree Peckish Wild Bird Seed Mix. It’s pretty yummy. https://t.co/MK8Yv6ww4N
I knew something w… https://t.co/CS42EdhkAu
NEW VIDEO: “006 Wallaby Supper with Joey (ROUGH CUT)†(2m57s) https://t.co/rPtDFBh0nw
A wallaby and her joey at… https://t.co/QcHYoMPbXN
@_BertHandsome @dobes I want to say… better?
@_BertHandsome Here’s another way to look at it. @dobes https://t.co/XuAbglNjI4
RT @janinekrippner: Doomscroll break: A large hose of very hot, molten rock that made its way up from far below the surface for a dip in th…
ArenaFlowers Why not treat your kids this Easter by giving them flowers instead of chocolate?
No? No worries.
I had to try.
It’s in my contract.
Thank the gods, @phlaimeaux understands the mythos of Sydney. https://t.co/tvLa2BhooZ
LEBassett Perfect. No notes pic.twitter.com/ypwmiRJdHa
@Sarah_Alice_X Poor little thing…
@terencehuynh Yep. Many multiple reports of minor annoyances will overwhelm the legitimate concerns.
@Sarah_Alice_X But no. It’s Rugg and Rudd and someone else and they’re not listing anyone else that I can see.
@Sarah_Alice_X If only there was a link to click on…
@_BertHandsome App-arently that’s true. I guess they’re ’appy with their approach. I could do this for hours.
So, it’s a web form. Lol. https://t.co/pQbsotvlrZ
_BertHandsome Mad Fucking Royal Commission
_BertHandsome APPS AGAINST MURDOCH
RT @_BertHandsome: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA https://t.co/UzA9PPxaMY
@jsleeio But he’s not dead.
@staticsan She wants to shout at you. Obvious.
@dobes It’s just that this attitude will cause havoc and unemployment in the media sector.
#purpletrain again, briefly. pic.twitter.com/lnVYLtMcDU
@dobes This will never catch on.
@rohan_p It’s always interesting to see which ones come back, how everything the election result goes.
No great loss. pic.twitter.com/NL9l6ieDC1
Enjoying the stream of notification emails from Parliament House as all the bills I’d been tracking are marked “Not… https://t.co/RRvz0mzQtz
@glengyron Is this a porn thing?
@russellmahoney Interesting. And only 40 days to go!
@manaz_d @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Indeed! I just gas the one fox to report but I’ll check out their rest of the critters.
@Kymbo82_SA @TheKouk @railmaps @kevinbonham Aha! Maybe around 2pm is when they review the odds. I should ask them.
Oh great. I thought that waiting half an hour for the next train in such lovely weather might be relaxing, but… https://t.co/eeU7VwkZJC
Brain scraped successfully.
#purpletrain, briefly. pic.twitter.com/w4Bypg4rSq
@nigel_castle @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree No, not like that. :P
@manaz_d @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Looks fine to me, though you should probably talk with someone connected to the site… https://t.co/xLmdm9wCRk
@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Reported! feralscan.org.au pic.twitter.com/lS2Hy588tc
@Kymbo82_SA @TheKouk @railmaps @kevinbonham The pricing is based on actual bets placed, so maybe yes maybe no.
@michaelmeloni I think it’ll be fun. I just noticed that Camera 1 still had some gunge on it, adhesive from the pro… https://t.co/sFMrCQEJKc
@pblakez I’ll be doing just this sort of analysis as I go along.
@morebento 8 x AA batteries (so you could recharge them) or a 6V DC input on a generic socket.
And the final sneak preview from Camera 1 is a big fat ratty thing of some sort. I’ll sort through the videos and e… https://t.co/T3loQ0YYwU
Oops they’re both from Camera 1, which was 5 metres outside my widow, where I feed the birds.
Further sneak preview from Camera 2: It’s a wallaby with a joey in her pouchpic.twitter.com/ZZpcjvzA6161
Sneak preview from Camera 2: It’s a wallabypic.twitter.com/3O10PZGoWGWG
OK, so on the first night Camera 2 only triggered once, at 0031 AEST, and it was either a false positive or somethi… https://t.co/9ySLe2DLXG
First of my official campaign messages is from Labor. pic.twitter.com/XO1uw1Pxf8
@jamver I see what you did there. Are you ashamed?
Mon plan, updated: Check the wildlife cameras (in just a moment); laundry; poke at that CSS thing I avoided all las… https://t.co/JzrRaKu0Vo
PPantsdown Just seems like a really bad idea pic.twitter.com/quH2tcQlVx
RT @DiseaseMatters: Whales often mate in groups so while one male is busy with the female the other male just pops his dick out of the wate…
RT @DiseaseMatters: Back in day, travellers/explorers would draw what they saw. This is where many sea monster stories come from ie. tentac…
@dobes @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @purserj Yes, it explains a number of things. I’ll report it shortly.
@JustJimWillDo @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Indeed. I am impressed with the foxiness of this fox.
@MsDugibbley Yeah as the morning goes on and people suggest I get a PCR test now, I’m thinking I might get one.
@ssharwood @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Ooh! Excellent, thank you, I’ll get into that. Even though it’s a very beautiful fox.
@nickzoic @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Well as it happens… https://t.co/50qx1t5olq
@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree It didn’t see me until I went to the open door, and then VOOM! pic.twitter.com/baJnvIrgks
@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Ping @dobes @purserj.
Hey @R_Chirgwin I’ve just discovered the identity of one of our mystery visitors to @bunjaree. A very healthy-looki… https://t.co/T4x0XWRNYO
RT @Jackdruce: I made an ad for my my home town. https://t.co/54s8oHBNsV
@19bk69 @nobodyshares @simonahac The bugging was 2004. I’m about to do something else so can’t be arsed assembling… https://t.co/a20W5Y9eCv
@19bk69 @nobodyshares @simonahac Yes, ASIS is the realm of DFAT and always has been. Well, under different names li… https://t.co/zSE5DyXWpg
@SnoofAU Yep, I know the RATs aren’t perfect, and I know I could have the spicy cough in some marginal way. I’ll ge… https://t.co/DZWS2dkNVv
RT @nobodyshares: @simonahac For anyone who isn’t aware, Sharma was Downer’s legal advisor during the bugging of Timor Leste.
RT @GrogsGamut: “Our country needs a government, not just populist pork barrel merchants.”
Bit odd to see Downer campaigning against the M…
RT @simonahac: alexander downer argues in this dismal op-ed that the indie women candidates are gunning for seats that “could otherwise pro…
GrogsGamut Alex Downer really has a low bar for greatness pic.twitter.com/JVbfuT50TW
@dfpiii @jpwarren Yeah there’s plenty enough to mock him for. And even more things will emerge over the next six weeks.
I also need to wipe down that file box in which I keep my receipts.
Still not pregnant. Still making the bad joke. Still got a sore throat. Still annoyed, though slightly less tired. pic.twitter.com/gxsiJZrJbq
Oh, I forgot to mention that the “podcast planning†component is mostly about designing a format for a weekly elect… https://t.co/7HuYaGbdqp
@dfpiii Is “dooficity†a word?
@dfpiii There are SO MANY photos of his doofus face available too. That and his shit-eating smirk. Nothing like Bor… https://t.co/UjPlI8aK7e
@rhinoz Thanks. :) They emerge from that liminal zone between when I wake up and when the coffee happens. Often bef… https://t.co/jj71MkZCMo
If you follow @SkinnerPm you’ll mostly get seemingly endless tales of feline rivalry and photos thereof. But every… https://t.co/45ZuF5xxkG
@kels_316 @AlboMP And, I imagine, a lot of effort being put into framing it as BRS is a bad apple and now he’s gone… https://t.co/iRt4NYzdCr
@kels_316 @AlboMP On a related note, I saw that war crimes investigation got another $6.7 million in the Budget. Bu… https://t.co/hKe4Xo4TxE
@MsDugibbley Yep. Hawaiian shirt. The lai is OK too because that’s given to visitors such as holidaymakers. Beach c… https://t.co/VPJOkwndnP
@ssharwood Which is the bigger number? A ridiculous number of breweries or a serious number of breweries?
RT @davpope: Day one of #ausvotes, Morrison bringing the lols https://t.co/63tjygnyOz https://t.co/tnjW6NtacL
It’a called a kula or pale, I believe. “The task of creating the headband or headdress is often reserved to a speci… https://t.co/9KnBzpTjYO
Alternative explanation: If you can’t be bothered differentiating between Hawaii and Tuvalu then you’re a cunt.
Reminder: Using these photos to mock Morrison’s holiday in Hawaii is racist. It’s a ceremonial headdress from when… https://t.co/SUh8ofYhZi
Something for @JohnBirmingham to enjoy. https://t.co/0vjqCtrGDV
@ladyhana @Wyld Yeah you need either a decent telephoto from a distance, or an automatic or remote-triggered camera… https://t.co/lqLriiYhzq
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course, along with links to many interesting and worthwhi… https://t.co/iurr9j6QcN
Mon plan: Gentle start to the week; data wrangling including wildlife camera tests; laundry; poke at that CSS thing… https://t.co/OA5VCgtCya
RT @jeamland: Vote Compass 21/5
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La Niña has left the Blue Mountains for today, and I am confused.pic.twitter.com/2JPYMjOBXDD
Monday. The chickens are clucking. The starfish are flapping. The papers are crumpling. Monday.