Histreepix This is what Princess Diana would look like today if it was still 1995! pic.twitter.com/2FYEbV2seP
A capitalism I can approve of. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
Straight men are just weird. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
fesshole For nearly a decade I have been telling people - when appropriate, not randomly - that I have a retrofitted uterus…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nn
EleanorMorton Every Tudor history documentary pic.twitter.com/jk04C5iePk
@jpwarren @TheNewDailyAu Yeah this is more the sort of thing.
@TheNewDailyAu I’ll start. How about a blowjobs booth in the middle aisle? Free cocaine with every shop over $250?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rh
Seriously, @TheNewDailyAu? The “massive move” is… shopping baskets? Losing grip on your sense of perspective much..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xj
This is fucking superb, @jonkudelka, and you need to work this up to a treatment. Or someone does. Probably a bit l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xp
jonkudelka It would be amazing television to do a big brother sort of thing where you lock up a bunch of partisans during the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jz
andybolton On the 61st anniversary of Yuri Gagarin’s space flight..pic.twitter.com/qD7MNZhOsLsL
gordonkerry Cupla days perhaps. Someone’s Latin, not to mention theology, is rusty. twitter.com/smh/status/151…
@Ng88Mr Close enough. Pour a drink and put your feet up.
@Ng88Mr It’s fine. It’s Friday. You can go home now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
phlaimeaux I AM A HUGE FAN OF TOILET CRUMBS
Thank God it’s Friday.
bigblackjacobin they do. it’s half an ounce of shrooms in complete silence and darkness twitter.com/afivegantenna/…
lyzl Sitting next to a woman at an airport bar and she’s on the phone doing business ™️ and she just said, “the other so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vx
@dobes It’s more or less like professional wrestling.
Leo_Puglisi6 tiktok can be so wholesome sometimes pic.twitter.com/t9MrOV69ZR
@MalleeRay @_SallyHarding @AusElectoralCom When too much democracy isn’t anywhere near enough!
GreenJ i guess it’s Hawaii again then. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…
AmyRemeikis Can someone make a sign/tea towel explaining that while there are many issues with the unemployment rate, the ‘one..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tY
jonkudelka The campaign so far. pic.twitter.com/Ar7wWSake4
WYR_bot Would you rather drift on a beach or a bottle?
@AusElectoralCom Sigh.
Is the election over yet?
@electricrabbit0 Assuming the Moon is made of cheese then we can expect the entire thing to be overrun by mice in 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AU
kemal_atlay 100+ words of meaningless waffle. twitter.com/lukehgomes/sta…
markhumphries Alan Joyce reckons travellers are out of the habit of air travel but I’m at an airport cafe next to a guy peeling h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fP
_BertHandsome @NewtonMark You can buy Truck Simulator on Steam. The fuck do they need KPMG for? pic.twitter.com/iJ2Ba6N7oY
NewtonMark Defense has been crapping on about their integrated digital battlefield capabilities since at least the 1990s. If t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HL
@davidfickling Thanks for this thread, David.
davidfickling Wild birds mingle with shoppers at a wet market in Sydney, raiding scraps and defecating within meters of stalls se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0G
davidfickling At this wet market in Borough, a grimy inner-city suburb of London, wild game is openly sold alongside more convent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1w
davidfickling A vegetable stall at a wet market in Portland, Oregon. Could such sites be the breeding ground for fresh pandemics? pic.twitter.com/6thqX5MBNB
@Kymbo82_SA @TheKouk @railmaps @kevinbonham THE NARROWING!
@_SallyHarding I may leave that until the weekend because, you know, rats.
NiemanLab “Fox consistently leads in the ratings. It’s not because Americans trust it (it trails most other national outlets)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iD
@NewtonMark Or, you know, a dentist.
NewtonMark I’d love to see the focus group report that suggests Morrison can benefit electorally by inviting voters to ponder..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RA
jpwarren SELECT * FROM personnel WHERE unit = ‘sas’ AND location = ‘TheHague’;
jpwarren “iTnews understands the OneDefence data program will specifically look to help Defence better understand where its..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fx
“would you still be my friend if…” by Joel Haver and Trent Lenkarski (6m30s) youtube.com/watch?v=ypa8bK… I really qui..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sA
“Excuse Me Ma’am!” by Joel Haver and friend (3m32s) youtube.com/watch?v=JKmGJZ…
@JustJimWillDo Making my lunch is one of my important escapes.
@e_blyler This is beneath you.
@e_blyler Balls.
Balls, funguses, bok choy, and if you look closely, noodles and soup. pic.twitter.com/zQOzryMrnT
maz_jovanovich We spent the 2nd half of the 20th century trying to understand how the evil of Nazi Germany happened and why ordina..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4S
duckbytheoboe Australian electorates you can eat:
Bass
Bean
Mayo
Swan
AusUnemployment Here it is: AUWU’s 2022 Election Scorecard.
For the most part, it’s pretty grim.
We’ll keep it updated if and wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4p
haveachattabs Parole: be a productive member of society
Also parole: present tomorrow for a drug test at 11: 15am
Me: I have a wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2i
@FilmTvEditor And there’s no reason why you couldn’t do it. We could have done it in the 1980s. We kinda did it too..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Of
@Tasdevilsrgr8 We’d probably still be part of the Commonwealth though.
TIL that the Commonwealth Games are still a thing.
AndrewBrownAU The PM is choosing to spend the day in hot water. The TV packages write themselves twitter.com/michael_read_/…
@JonoInAotearoa Thanks. I’m doing OK. I just need to have a bit more of a nap later lol.
Hurrah! My sore throat is not the spicy cough. But I still feel rubbish. A less-threatening kind of rubbish, to be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Om
Roy Morgan polling today: ALP holds a significant advantage as PM Scott Morrison calls the election for May 21: ALP..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lZ
@LeonieGSmith They did last night. I’d put out some seed but then the rain started and the birds buggered off.
@psandilands Steps are being taken, yes.
paulkidd Good grief what a concept. twitter.com/johncalia/stat…
“Record number of NSW Liberal members quit amid war over preselections,” which will continue to amuse me for weeks. smh.com.au/politics/nsw/r…
@timpoliti That is a totally unreasonable interpretation of events which I utterly reject.
@dobes @MatthewBevan You know the correct answer to this, @dobes. youtube.com/watch?v=ApzHdo…
stilgherrian I’m going to get complaints about that aren’t I.
stilgherrian Kushner is so spineless it’d be like fucking a bin bag full of raw chopped liver.
stilgherrian Give it a couple months and you’ll be able to get them in Aldi’s centre aisle. The Jerd.
stilgherrian What a waste. Off-brand inflatable fuckmuppets don’t cost anywhere near that much. twitter.com/DrJJoyner/stat…
SimonCopland I will never understand the left’s obsession with Murdoch. We could take all that energy and direct it into campaig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4O
@melissamadsen Yeh it definitely ain’t a bush rat. I’ll be posting some images to iNaturist later so we’ll soon sort this out.
@Virtualkat101 Later in the thread we’ve been looking at tails, so yeah maybe I’m with you now on Rattus rattus. Their tails are very long.
@melissamadsen But then bush rats have “relatively short” tails too. australian.museum/learn/animals/…
@melissamadsen Yep. And these have tails much longer than their bodies. :) May not be obvious from that single stil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JX
@JonoInAotearoa This is a beautiful thing, yes. I love Obvious Plant’s work.
@melissamadsen What are the differentiating features?
Sydney_Stations Just a tweet to give some love to the 1970s branding on Eastern Suburbs Line pic.twitter.com/OqQR2EhnN3
@rohan_p @DrRhysPockett @dobes @davidgerard I don’t. But I guess I should.
RevDaniel Please tell me there are small bottles of skin moisturizer as door prizes. twitter.com/jennykoops/sta…
@LeonieGSmith They are fit and healthy rats. There’s so many things for them to eat in the scrubland and the houses dotted through it.
@Virtualkat101 How sure are you? Because there are also Norwegians and bush rats in the area.
@awhitedingo @norman_gunston Oh that’s right. Pineapple doughnuts! Now that was classy.
To completely crush last night’s speculation that they might be antechinus, nah, look at the length of those tails!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0E
Here’s a sneak preview of Monday night’s footage from Camera 1. It’s TWO of the ratty things that we saw on Sunday..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4X
@JonoInAotearoa No that’s journalist Mike Willesee. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Will… pic.twitter.com/wXdCyG6dF1
Australians of a certain age will remember that the Norman Gunston Show had a proper hot food bar for the guests. pic.twitter.com/AWq0JgXpZE
This is the problem with most breakfast TV: no actual breakfast is served. twitter.com/daev/status/15…
Further alleged plans may of course be found in the Weekly Wrap. I just noted that I haven’t planned anything for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bA
Tue plan: Ease into the day; tackle that CSS problem that I’ve been avoiding because it’s for a client who is proba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TQ
Tue plan, preamble: Today will mostly be about the things I didn’t get around to doing yesterday afternoon because..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y7
@DrRhysPockett @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Also, I want to know more about the people on the pony behind her.
@DrRhysPockett @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Yes, I’m certain I’m the only person she talks to.
@DrRhysPockett @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard That young woman also gets around, This is at least the third different..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VN
Meanwhile, in my DMs… @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard. pic.twitter.com/ooxg8WBjdR
@gordonwhitehead @eskimo_sparky “Bashing”. I see.
@ThatDuckingBot @jetztgibtshaue Yes. Yes I suppose so.
@gordonwhitehead @eskimo_sparky Not a complaint, merely an observation about how minutiae have taken greater promin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oh
@gordonwhitehead @eskimo_sparky Unless it as a slip that made factual errors. Million for billion or something. Bac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EV
@gordonwhitehead @eskimo_sparky Back when I did my broadcast training and later trained others — back before the Bo.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y7j
aflashbak Living The Dream pic.twitter.com/ftJPIMx7BQ
In_Otter_News2 Otters that look like Matt Damon. pic.twitter.com/rZNTKR7BSs
MichaelH_PhD There isn’t a chef’s kiss big enough for this. pic.twitter.com/exFeq08UB1
That young woman has returned to the Blue Mountains today, and everything is moist once again. pic.twitter.com/xBX7bCwYf6
Tuesday. Reflective surfaces will lead to your downfall today. The images therein will be metaphors. Avoid words st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5X