Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

In Sydney NSW AU to 31 Aug

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April 12th, 2022

Histreepix This is what Princess Diana would look like today if it was still 1995! pic.twitter.com/2FYEbV2seP

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fesshole For nearly a decade I have been telling people - when appropriate, not randomly - that I have a retrofitted uterus…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nn

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EleanorMorton Every Tudor history documentary pic.twitter.com/jk04C5iePk

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@TheNewDailyAu I’ll start. How about a blowjobs booth in the middle aisle? Free cocaine with every shop over $250?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rh

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Seriously, @TheNewDailyAu? The “massive move” is… shopping baskets? Losing grip on your sense of perspective much..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xj

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This is fucking superb, @jonkudelka, and you need to work this up to a treatment. Or someone does. Probably a bit l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xp

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jonkudelka It would be amazing television to do a big brother sort of thing where you lock up a bunch of partisans during the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jz

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andybolton On the 61st anniversary of Yuri Gagarin’s space flight..pic.twitter.com/qD7MNZhOsLsL

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gordonkerry Cupla days perhaps. Someone’s Latin, not to mention theology, is rusty. twitter.com/smh/status/151…

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@Ng88Mr Close enough. Pour a drink and put your feet up.

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phlaimeaux I AM A HUGE FAN OF TOILET CRUMBS

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chaser pic.twitter.com/sQ194ybYih

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Thank God it’s Friday.

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bigblackjacobin they do. it’s half an ounce of shrooms in complete silence and darkness twitter.com/afivegantenna/…

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lyzl Sitting next to a woman at an airport bar and she’s on the phone doing business ™️ and she just said, “the other so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vx

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@dobes It’s more or less like professional wrestling.

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Leo_Puglisi6 tiktok can be so wholesome sometimes pic.twitter.com/t9MrOV69ZR

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@MalleeRay @_SallyHarding @AusElectoralCom When too much democracy isn’t anywhere near enough!

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GreenJ i guess it’s Hawaii again then. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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AmyRemeikis Can someone make a sign/tea towel explaining that while there are many issues with the unemployment rate, the ‘one..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tY

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jonkudelka The campaign so far. pic.twitter.com/Ar7wWSake4

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WYR_bot Would you rather drift on a beach or a bottle?

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Is the election over yet?

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@electricrabbit0 Assuming the Moon is made of cheese then we can expect the entire thing to be overrun by mice in 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AU

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kemal_atlay 100+ words of meaningless waffle. twitter.com/lukehgomes/sta…

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markhumphries Alan Joyce reckons travellers are out of the habit of air travel but I’m at an airport cafe next to a guy peeling h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fP

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_BertHandsome @NewtonMark You can buy Truck Simulator on Steam. The fuck do they need KPMG for? pic.twitter.com/iJ2Ba6N7oY

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NewtonMark Defense has been crapping on about their integrated digital battlefield capabilities since at least the 1990s. If t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HL

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davidfickling Wild birds mingle with shoppers at a wet market in Sydney, raiding scraps and defecating within meters of stalls se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0G

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davidfickling At this wet market in Borough, a grimy inner-city suburb of London, wild game is openly sold alongside more convent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1w

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davidfickling A vegetable stall at a wet market in Portland, Oregon. Could such sites be the breeding ground for fresh pandemics? pic.twitter.com/6thqX5MBNB

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@_SallyHarding I may leave that until the weekend because, you know, rats.

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NiemanLab “Fox consistently leads in the ratings. It’s not because Americans trust it (it trails most other national outlets)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iD

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NewtonMark I’d love to see the focus group report that suggests Morrison can benefit electorally by inviting voters to ponder..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RA

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jpwarren SELECT * FROM personnel WHERE unit = ‘sas’ AND location = ‘TheHague’;

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jpwarren “iTnews understands the OneDefence data program will specifically look to help Defence better understand where its..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fx

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“would you still be my friend if…” by Joel Haver and Trent Lenkarski (6m30s) youtube.com/watch?v=ypa8bK… I really qui..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sA

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“Excuse Me Ma’am!” by Joel Haver and friend (3m32s) youtube.com/watch?v=JKmGJZ…

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@JustJimWillDo Making my lunch is one of my important escapes.

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Balls, funguses, bok choy, and if you look closely, noodles and soup. pic.twitter.com/zQOzryMrnT

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maz_jovanovich We spent the 2nd half of the 20th century trying to understand how the evil of Nazi Germany happened and why ordina..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4S

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duckbytheoboe Australian electorates you can eat:

Bass
Bean
Mayo
Swan

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AusUnemployment Here it is: AUWU’s 2022 Election Scorecard.

For the most part, it’s pretty grim.

We’ll keep it updated if and wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4p

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haveachattabs Parole: be a productive member of society
Also parole: present tomorrow for a drug test at 11: 15am
Me: I have a wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2i

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@FilmTvEditor And there’s no reason why you couldn’t do it. We could have done it in the 1980s. We kinda did it too..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Of

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@Tasdevilsrgr8 We’d probably still be part of the Commonwealth though.

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TIL that the Commonwealth Games are still a thing.

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AndrewBrownAU The PM is choosing to spend the day in hot water. The TV packages write themselves twitter.com/michael_read_/…

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@JonoInAotearoa Thanks. I’m doing OK. I just need to have a bit more of a nap later lol.

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Hurrah! My sore throat is not the spicy cough. But I still feel rubbish. A less-threatening kind of rubbish, to be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Om

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Roy Morgan polling today: ALP holds a significant advantage as PM Scott Morrison calls the election for May 21: ALP..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lZ

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@LeonieGSmith They did last night. I’d put out some seed but then the rain started and the birds buggered off.

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paulkidd Good grief what a concept. twitter.com/johncalia/stat…

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“Record number of NSW Liberal members quit amid war over preselections,” which will continue to amuse me for weeks. smh.com.au/politics/nsw/r…

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@timpoliti That is a totally unreasonable interpretation of events which I utterly reject.

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stilgherrian I’m going to get complaints about that aren’t I.

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stilgherrian Kushner is so spineless it’d be like fucking a bin bag full of raw chopped liver.

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stilgherrian Give it a couple months and you’ll be able to get them in Aldi’s centre aisle. The Jerd.

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stilgherrian What a waste. Off-brand inflatable fuckmuppets don’t cost anywhere near that much. twitter.com/DrJJoyner/stat…

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SimonCopland I will never understand the left’s obsession with Murdoch. We could take all that energy and direct it into campaig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4O

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@melissamadsen Yeh it definitely ain’t a bush rat. I’ll be posting some images to iNaturist later so we’ll soon sort this out.

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@Virtualkat101 Later in the thread we’ve been looking at tails, so yeah maybe I’m with you now on Rattus rattus. Their tails are very long.

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@melissamadsen Yep. And these have tails much longer than their bodies. :) May not be obvious from that single stil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JX

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@JonoInAotearoa This is a beautiful thing, yes. I love Obvious Plant’s work.

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@melissamadsen What are the differentiating features?

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Sydney_Stations Just a tweet to give some love to the 1970s branding on Eastern Suburbs Line pic.twitter.com/OqQR2EhnN3

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RevDaniel Please tell me there are small bottles of skin moisturizer as door prizes. twitter.com/jennykoops/sta…

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@LeonieGSmith They are fit and healthy rats. There’s so many things for them to eat in the scrubland and the houses dotted through it.

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@Virtualkat101 How sure are you? Because there are also Norwegians and bush rats in the area.

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@awhitedingo @norman_gunston Oh that’s right. Pineapple doughnuts! Now that was classy.

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To completely crush last night’s speculation that they might be antechinus, nah, look at the length of those tails!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0E

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Here’s a sneak preview of Monday night’s footage from Camera 1. It’s TWO of the ratty things that we saw on Sunday..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4X

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Australians of a certain age will remember that the Norman Gunston Show had a proper hot food bar for the guests. pic.twitter.com/AWq0JgXpZE

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This is the problem with most breakfast TV: no actual breakfast is served. twitter.com/daev/status/15…

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Further alleged plans may of course be found in the Weekly Wrap. I just noted that I haven’t planned anything for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bA

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Tue plan: Ease into the day; tackle that CSS problem that I’ve been avoiding because it’s for a client who is proba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TQ

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Tue plan, preamble: Today will mostly be about the things I didn’t get around to doing yesterday afternoon because..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y7

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@DrRhysPockett @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Also, I want to know more about the people on the pony behind her.

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@DrRhysPockett @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Yes, I’m certain I’m the only person she talks to.

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@DrRhysPockett @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard That young woman also gets around, This is at least the third different..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VN

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@gordonwhitehead @eskimo_sparky Not a complaint, merely an observation about how minutiae have taken greater promin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oh

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@gordonwhitehead @eskimo_sparky Unless it as a slip that made factual errors. Million for billion or something. Bac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EV

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@gordonwhitehead @eskimo_sparky Back when I did my broadcast training and later trained others — back before the Bo.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y7j

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aflashbak Living The Dream pic.twitter.com/ftJPIMx7BQ

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In_Otter_News2 Otters that look like Matt Damon. pic.twitter.com/rZNTKR7BSs

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MichaelH_PhD There isn’t a chef’s kiss big enough for this. pic.twitter.com/exFeq08UB1

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That young woman has returned to the Blue Mountains today, and everything is moist once again. pic.twitter.com/xBX7bCwYf6

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Tuesday. Reflective surfaces will lead to your downfall today. The images therein will be metaphors. Avoid words st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5X

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