Histreepix This is what Princess Diana would look like today if it was still 1995! pic.twitter.com/2FYEbV2seP
A capitalism I can approve of. https://t.co/absN8sxlqf
Straight men are just weird. https://t.co/iuAaFmn3gC
RT @fesshole: For nearly a decade I have been telling people - when appropriate, not randomly - that I have a retrofitted uterus. My doctor…
EleanorMorton Every Tudor history documentary pic.twitter.com/jk04C5iePk
@jpwarren @TheNewDailyAu Yeah this is more the sort of thing.
@TheNewDailyAu I’ll start. How about a blowjobs booth in the middle aisle? Free cocaine with every shop over $250?… https://t.co/y9M7PtAtRh
Seriously, @TheNewDailyAu? The “massive move” is… shopping baskets? Losing grip on your sense of perspective much… https://t.co/OfJrzMBVxj
This is fucking superb, @jonkudelka, and you need to work this up to a treatment. Or someone does. Probably a bit l… https://t.co/HkSDcKdbxp
RT @jonkudelka: It would be amazing television to do a big brother sort of thing where you lock up a bunch of partisans during the election…
RT @andybolton: On the 61st anniversary of Yuri Gagarin’s space flight… https://t.co/qD7MNZhOsL
RT @gordonkerry: Cupla days perhaps. Someone’s Latin, not to mention theology, is rusty.
@Ng88Mr Close enough. Pour a drink and put your feet up.
@Ng88Mr It’s fine. It’s Friday. You can go home now. https://t.co/2DXicVntYL
phlaimeaux I AM A HUGE FAN OF TOILET CRUMBS
Thank God it’s Friday.
RT @bigblackjacobin: they do. it’s half an ounce of shrooms in complete silence and darkness https://t.co/kgfnLJNoV1
RT @lyzl: Sitting next to a woman at an airport bar and she’s on the phone doing business â„¢ï¸ and she just said, “the other solution is doin…
@dobes It’s more or less like professional wrestling.
RT @Leo_Puglisi6: tiktok can be so wholesome sometimes https://t.co/t9MrOV69ZR
@MalleeRay @_SallyHarding @AusElectoralCom When too much democracy isn’t anywhere near enough!
RT @GreenJ: i guess it’s Hawaii again then. https://t.co/sLwKc2AI5c
RT @AmyRemeikis: Can someone make a sign/tea towel explaining that while there are many issues with the unemployment rate, the ‘one hour a…
RT @jonkudelka: The campaign so far. https://t.co/Ar7wWSake4
WYR_bot Would you rather drift on a beach or a bottle?
@AusElectoralCom Sigh.
Is the election over yet?
@electricrabbit0 Assuming the Moon is made of cheese then we can expect the entire thing to be overrun by mice in 1… https://t.co/0zJ11zT5AU
RT @kemal_atlay: 100+ words of meaningless waffle. https://t.co/UT6siVxUiX
RT @markhumphries: Alan Joyce reckons travellers are out of the habit of air travel but I’m at an airport cafe next to a guy peeling his to…
RT @_BertHandsome: @NewtonMark You can buy Truck Simulator on Steam. The fuck do they need KPMG for? https://t.co/iJ2Ba6N7oY
RT @NewtonMark: Defense has been crapping on about their integrated digital battlefield capabilities since at least the 1990s. If they have…
@davidfickling Thanks for this thread, David.
RT @davidfickling: Wild birds mingle with shoppers at a wet market in Sydney, raiding scraps and defecating within meters of stalls selling…
RT @davidfickling: At this wet market in Borough, a grimy inner-city suburb of London, wild game is openly sold alongside more conventional…
davidfickling A vegetable stall at a wet market in Portland, Oregon. Could such sites be the breeding ground for fresh pandemics? pic.twitter.com/6thqX5MBNB
@Kymbo82_SA @TheKouk @railmaps @kevinbonham THE NARROWING!
@_SallyHarding I may leave that until the weekend because, you know, rats.
RT @NiemanLab: “Fox consistently leads in the ratings. It’s not because Americans trust it (it trails most other national outlets); it’s be…
@NewtonMark Or, you know, a dentist.
RT @NewtonMark: I’d love to see the focus group report that suggests Morrison can benefit electorally by inviting voters to ponder whether…
RT @jpwarren: SELECT * FROM personnel WHERE unit = ‘sas’ AND location = ‘TheHague’;
RT @jpwarren: “iTnews understands the OneDefence data program will specifically look to help Defence better understand where its personnel…
“would you still be my friend if…†by Joel Haver and Trent Lenkarski (6m30s) https://t.co/DRapz16uTA I really qui… https://t.co/1e8upOz8sA
“Excuse Me Ma’am!†by Joel Haver and friend (3m32s) https://t.co/TUaMYJM9wH
@JustJimWillDo Making my lunch is one of my important escapes.
@e_blyler This is beneath you.
@e_blyler Balls.
Balls, funguses, bok choy, and if you look closely, noodles and soup. pic.twitter.com/zQOzryMrnT
RT @maz_jovanovich: We spent the 2nd half of the 20th century trying to understand how the evil of Nazi Germany happened and why ordinary G…
duckbytheoboe Australian electorates you can eat:
Bass
Bean
Mayo
Swan
RT @AusUnemployment: Here it is: AUWU’s 2022 Election Scorecard.
For the most part, it’s pretty grim.
We’ll keep it updated if and when…
RT @haveachattabs: Parole: be a productive member of society
Also parole: present tomorrow for a drug test at 11: 15am
Me: I have a work th…
@FilmTvEditor And there’s no reason why you couldn’t do it. We could have done it in the 1980s. We kinda did it too… https://t.co/rpZUFxz6Of
@Tasdevilsrgr8 We’d probably still be part of the Commonwealth though.
TIL that the Commonwealth Games are still a thing.
RT @AndrewBrownAU: The PM is choosing to spend the day in hot water. The TV packages write themselves https://t.co/dBKZJT1T6Z
@JonoInAotearoa Thanks. I’m doing OK. I just need to have a bit more of a nap later lol.
Hurrah! My sore throat is not the spicy cough. But I still feel rubbish. A less-threatening kind of rubbish, to be… https://t.co/EndWJmhCOm
Roy Morgan polling today: ALP holds a significant advantage as PM Scott Morrison calls the election for May 21: ALP… https://t.co/ASQap6eClZ
@LeonieGSmith They did last night. I’d put out some seed but then the rain started and the birds buggered off.
@psandilands Steps are being taken, yes.
RT @paulkidd: Good grief what a concept. https://t.co/Sr3iaAnpJI
“Record number of NSW Liberal members quit amid war over preselections,†which will continue to amuse me for weeks. https://t.co/oE1tZKgmfr
@timpoliti That is a totally unreasonable interpretation of events which I utterly reject.
@dobes @MatthewBevan You know the correct answer to this, @dobes. https://t.co/Ou99tOfvGn
RT @stilgherrian: I’m going to get complaints about that aren’t I.
RT @stilgherrian: Kushner is so spineless it’d be like fucking a bin bag full of raw chopped liver.
RT @stilgherrian: Give it a couple months and you’ll be able to get them in Aldi’s centre aisle. The Jerd.
RT @stilgherrian: What a waste. Off-brand inflatable fuckmuppets don’t cost anywhere near that much.
RT @SimonCopland: I will never understand the left’s obsession with Murdoch. We could take all that energy and direct it into campaigning o…
@melissamadsen Yeh it definitely ain’t a bush rat. I’ll be posting some images to iNaturist later so we’ll soon sort this out.
@Virtualkat101 Later in the thread we’ve been looking at tails, so yeah maybe I’m with you now on Rattus rattus. Their tails are very long.
@melissamadsen But then bush rats have “relatively short†tails too. https://t.co/qb7gBbgUbB
@melissamadsen Yep. And these have tails much longer than their bodies. :) May not be obvious from that single stil… https://t.co/GejZ2hDtJX
@JonoInAotearoa This is a beautiful thing, yes. I love Obvious Plant’s work.
@melissamadsen What are the differentiating features?
Sydney_Stations Just a tweet to give some love to the 1970s branding on Eastern Suburbs Line pic.twitter.com/OqQR2EhnN3
@rohan_p @DrRhysPockett @dobes @davidgerard I don’t. But I guess I should.
RT @RevDaniel: Please tell me there are small bottles of skin moisturizer as door prizes. https://t.co/vtptPGwKMQ
@LeonieGSmith They are fit and healthy rats. There’s so many things for them to eat in the scrubland and the houses dotted through it.
@Virtualkat101 How sure are you? Because there are also Norwegians and bush rats in the area.
@awhitedingo @norman_gunston Oh that’s right. Pineapple doughnuts! Now that was classy.
To completely crush last night’s speculation that they might be antechinus, nah, look at the length of those tails!… https://t.co/ecHL4X0o0E
Here’s a sneak preview of Monday night’s footage from Camera 1. It’s TWO of the ratty things that we saw on Sunday… https://t.co/HzoITF8y4X
@JonoInAotearoa No that’s journalist Mike Willesee. https://t.co/j3uMaDsMJ0 https://t.co/wXdCyG6dF1
Australians of a certain age will remember that the Norman Gunston Show had a proper hot food bar for the guests. pic.twitter.com/AWq0JgXpZE
This is the problem with most breakfast TV: no actual breakfast is served. https://t.co/cMc8iLfQoB
Further alleged plans may of course be found in the Weekly Wrap. I just noted that I haven’t planned anything for t… https://t.co/vFKhOUNvbA
Tue plan: Ease into the day; tackle that CSS problem that I’ve been avoiding because it’s for a client who is proba… https://t.co/VYW4ADryTQ
Tue plan, preamble: Today will mostly be about the things I didn’t get around to doing yesterday afternoon because… https://t.co/eDHg8HZfY7
@DrRhysPockett @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Also, I want to know more about the people on the pony behind her.
@DrRhysPockett @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Yes, I’m certain I’m the only person she talks to.
@DrRhysPockett @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard That young woman also gets around, This is at least the third different… https://t.co/3KPbUyyDVN
Meanwhile, in my DMs… @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard. https://t.co/ooxg8WBjdR
@gordonwhitehead @eskimo_sparky “Bashingâ€. I see.
@ThatDuckingBot @jetztgibtshaue Yes. Yes I suppose so.
@gordonwhitehead @eskimo_sparky Not a complaint, merely an observation about how minutiae have taken greater promin… https://t.co/GyIS4bhIOh
@gordonwhitehead @eskimo_sparky Unless it as a slip that made factual errors. Million for billion or something. Bac… https://t.co/FwC4BV2WEV
@gordonwhitehead @eskimo_sparky Back when I did my broadcast training and later trained others — back before the Bo… https://t.co/ByzaOWcY7j
aflashbak Living The Dream pic.twitter.com/ftJPIMx7BQ
In_Otter_News2 Otters that look like Matt Damon. pic.twitter.com/rZNTKR7BSs
MichaelH_PhD There isn’t a chef’s kiss big enough for this. pic.twitter.com/exFeq08UB1
That young woman has returned to the Blue Mountains today, and everything is moist once again. pic.twitter.com/xBX7bCwYf6
Tuesday. Reflective surfaces will lead to your downfall today. The images therein will be metaphors. Avoid words st… https://t.co/6BRDWj9A5X