The replies… Jesus Christ. https://t.co/iHk04lgQZT
RT @OmarjSakr: Twitter’s response to Elon Musk’s bid should be to delete his account and ban him from posting again, for no reason other th…
@jonnosan303 @kels_316 Ah, excellent callback
@kels_316 I’m still trying to decide if it’s a troll or not, but hey I’m all for the chaos.
Interesting angle. https://t.co/j4qGIgpaDq
MattGertz Buying Twitter to own the libs.
riskybusiness The most annoying regular at the bar is trying to buy the joint
Another shitshow kicks off.
“Elon Musk launches hostile takeover of Twitter” https://t.co/HRebGxsvPE
@voltagex I suppose I should write something. Added to the one-day list.
@vealmince Probably best to scrub yourself down with disinfectant.
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
susie_dent Word of the day is ‘maw-worm’ (19th century): one who insists that they have done nothing wrong, despite evidence to the contrary.
RT @AusElectoralCom: @headkittens We don’t anticipate a problem with your gay shoes.
RT @PPantsdown: Democracy is saved
@Vian1138 @port_moresby Who started this?
TGIT, finally.
RT @port_moresby: Just heard hot cross buns being referred to as ‘hotty b’s’
@dfpiii Good point. I’d thought Boris would be gone ages ago or not at all, but here we are.
I’ll be doing one of these each Thursday until the election.
Also, I’m recording an episode with @JohnBirmingham n… https://t.co/YakIuNiw9v
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Election Unhinging: Week the First†(56m28s) https://t.co/oNuyFZEpo4
Look for “The 9pm Edict… https://t.co/iN0PPrYJbe
GrogsGamut @FionaKatauskas I am sure I am wrong :-)
GrogsGamut Feel like we might be getting past the silly opening few days when everyone was a bit too hyped up on red cordial.
Airminded “supermarine spitfire, cross section” pic.twitter.com/sZtyYrV5bX
Airminded “supermarine spitfire, technical drawing” pic.twitter.com/A71DBNpr5y
@DrRhysPockett @dobes @roweafr You too, eh? :)
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @roweafr A Google Images search has proved both fruitless and disturbing.
@dobes @roweafr Imaging having an actual job where you were required to consider in detail what George Christensen’s nipples look like.
byronkaye BREAKING - ALBO CLAWS BACK MARGINAL SEAT SUPPORT BY RECITING PI TO 3,000 DECIMAL POINTS
So @dobes, I think @roweafr has both created a masterpiece and committed a crime against humanity, and I’m up for i… https://t.co/faDxOX1bOA
@morebento @moylecroft This is a great photo, from Nature Picture Library. There’s a fantastic video of the dance o… https://t.co/c890rhrmCS
@morebento @moylecroft I can’t find a photo just now, but sometimes they sort the objects into separate piles. Milk… https://t.co/pkunKJFo8b
@morebento @moylecroft Oh yes, it’s a size of his blue horde, its neatness, the neatness of the bower, and of cours… https://t.co/P8te8EUoHm
@morebento Yes, they much prefer the darker blue of, say, a milk bottle cap. He grabbed some plastic clothes pegs i… https://t.co/Q3fcfHOrJh
@morebento I forget I now take his presence for granted. He’s about 12 or 15 metres out from my window and it’s a r… https://t.co/ntlxEbyT8y
I can’t quite see from my desk, but I think he might also have scored a few more blue things to show off.
Bowerbird update: The young male bowerbird is back, and this morning he’s repairing his bower and doing a little da… https://t.co/M5DOiH12gR
mclayfield Love how the “post your cancellable takes” tweets studiously avoid topics that could actually get people cancelled.
@rohan_p @dobes @davidgerard @NewtonMark It’s curious that the bid was $277 but they call it $280 in the hed with e… https://t.co/0Pg13Hl7z9
RT @snipeyhead: I tried to write “fundamentally†today and autocorrect changed it “fu clown sloth†and boy was the customer confused, but n…
MichaelSmyth_ When TV networks saved money by making the sets and jackets from the same carpet.. #Adelaide pic.twitter.com/mQ2EIAbWV4
buitengebieden_ Time to re-pot the cat.. pic.twitter.com/ugFQQU1aNn
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @NewtonMark this is very, very happy-making. https://t.co/14AbznVTGp
RT @johnmcternan: Brilliant explanation of NFTs https://t.co/Ywd8z4ObQJ
In the short term, what this means is that I’ll be mostly shitposting this morning as I put my thoughts together. A… https://t.co/1u2ICgCffU
These election podcasts are outside my original budget, so if you were inclined to toss a few dollars into the tip… https://t.co/OlaWLtFoLD
The working title for this series is “The 9pm Election Unhinging†and it will appear each Thursday, so that’s six e… https://t.co/9kSBkFbQpt
Thu plan: It’s a very simple plan today. I’m going to put together the first episode of an election-related podcast… https://t.co/UmoDaJLbmA
Those are the figures for Wentworth Falls. It’ll be, oh, a degree or two cooler at Katoomba I suppose. You can look… https://t.co/oPWEIlqN1v
It’s going to be a lovely Easter long weekend in the Blue Mountains. I should encourage you to visit because the to… https://t.co/zEUD8s05tr
In the Blue Mountains today the effects of La Niña are waning.pic.twitter.com/8zMXYPHDR11
Thursday. Is there sand where sand simply should not be? If so, it’s likely to be your fault. Examine your movement… https://t.co/PhXl7v4NRY