samanthamaiden BREAKING: NSW Treasurer Matt Kean attacks Liberal candidate Kath Deves declaring “no place in a mainstream party fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2b
igb What if we just sold Elon an NFT that said he was the owner of Twitter?
gathara #BREAKING Caucasian block observes holy weekend of Easter, when shopping festivities mark ancestors’ sacrificial mu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Of

murrayrachel89 Reading a book from 1912 about emotions in fish which features some excellent captions 🐠🐟🐡 pic.twitter.com/wT76Uvqckb

DollfaceSword For those late night parking lot fights. pic.twitter.com/CNyvUIxq02

miragonz BREAKING: cow in pool pic.twitter.com/isIzwt1nXT
verysmallriver i was on tumblr when yahoo had to sell it for $3 million after buying it for $1.1 billion. we were all a little bit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y8

rhysam Caption comp. pic.twitter.com/Pb1m7YH8Cq
markhumphries Sometimes I feel like we need to reach out to those we disagree with to find common ground. And sometimes you just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QK

Histreepix Coin-operated listening post for eavesdropping on local toilet-cubicles, Seattle, 1952. pic.twitter.com/zdXhKITkHi
All hail Eris! twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
Enjoying* the extreme repetition of ads on my YouTube viewing. MyHeritage, Grammarly, and Tinder’s Big Rainbow.
@oberonsghost Not such a bad plan lol.
@oberonsghost Stocking up for election night.
markhumphries One Nation has just disendorsed their Brisbane candidate so this is relevant again. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

PabloRochat new laptop pic.twitter.com/zIm6Sv9NLu
Gotta love some s.44 action.

LindsayJS The story of housing: pic.twitter.com/ET6HffugYU

EleanorMorton Scottish tour guide for Roman Wall doesn’t give a fuck pic.twitter.com/pVlhfrHYWo
@DavidFengTrains Wow I hadn’t realised the rolling stock was colour-coded to the lines. I guess this is possible wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Um
@moylecroft I mean he’s right lol.
ArenaFlowers If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck but looks at you with the sad, doleful eyes of a dog, stop dressing your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1I
@elronxenu @bunjaree That’s a frame grab from a video. He was scuttling around quite confidently. Clearly knew his way around the cottage.
@juhasaarinen @bunjaree It’ll be chemical warfare.
@_SallyHarding Oh it’s exactly the same thing, yes. Motoring and technology journalism, a lot of the latter being a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4M
GrogsGamut “now” lulz twitter.com/smh/status/151…
@_BertHandsome @bunjaree Much as that would be amusing, we’ll probably use another method.
@dobes @jpwarren Ah yeah they love those seeds! The sulphur-cresteds in Belmore Park near Sydney Central station ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UN
@JustJimWillDo @bunjaree It’s more that it couldn’t keep its teeth away from the apples the other day.
Camera 2 also caught the young bowerbird doing some maintenance on his bower, which was largely destroyed by the La..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TJ
Camera 2 was set up by the bowerbird’s bower. During the night it too caught a strolling rat, Good ol’ Rattus rattu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…33
Thursday night’s footage is being checked. Camera 1 was deployed in one of the @bunjaree cottages to confirm that a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e5
@SimonXCIV It pays to check every now and then.
@jodiem I must say, the past couple of years have reduced my desire for getting out ands about. For some reason.
@Vian1138 @port_moresby I guess you’re stuck with it then. :(
Against my better judgement I’m catapulting this into the #ausvotes and even the cursed #auspol hashtag realms.
(I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u8
jonathanchait Trump’s comments to Hannity show again that, if he were still president, Russia would be winning the war nymag.com/intelligencer/…
MattLaslo Maybe Twitter is trolling us all? twitter.com/wsj/status/151…
Fri plan, Good Friday edition: I’m catching up with a whole range of tasks over the long weekend, working through t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jd
Umberto Eco wrote an entire thing about exactly this. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faith_in_… twitter.com/muke10101/stat…
muke10101 literally most american thing you can do is look at historic architecture and go ‘this is kinda giving me disneylan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xW
@unixbigot This is also good advice.
@swearyanthony @davidgerard @dobes @rohan_p Oh FFS this is insane.
@KyBusiness That $14 million thing is a callback to an old meme. Don’t worry. :) But I assume the Saudi investor is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0h
stilgherrian I’ll be doing one of these each Thursday until the election.
Also, I’m recording an episode with @JohnBirmingham n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9v
stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Election Unhinging: Week the First” (56m28s) the9pmedict.com/edict/000164/
Look for “The 9pm Edict..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…be

The Blue Mountains is about to experience four mostly sunny days, which is amusing. pic.twitter.com/F1zBrp1Ka1
Friday. Sing the songs of your childhood. Eat the food of your youth. Friday.