RT @samanthamaiden: BREAKING: NSW Treasurer Matt Kean attacks Liberal candidate Kath Deves declaring “no place in a mainstream party for bi…
igb What if we just sold Elon an NFT that said he was the owner of Twitter?
RT @gathara: #BREAKING Caucasian block observes holy weekend of Easter, when shopping festivities mark ancestors’ sacrificial murder of Jes…
RT @murrayrachel89: Reading a book from 1912 about emotions in fish which features some excellent captions ðŸ ðŸŸðŸ¡ https://t.co/wT76Uvqckb
RT @DollfaceSword: For those late night parking lot fights. https://t.co/CNyvUIxq02

miragonz BREAKING: cow in pool pic.twitter.com/isIzwt1nXT
RT @verysmallriver: i was on tumblr when yahoo had to sell it for $3 million after buying it for $1.1 billion. we were all a little bit res…

rhysam Caption comp. pic.twitter.com/Pb1m7YH8Cq
RT @markhumphries: Sometimes I feel like we need to reach out to those we disagree with to find common ground. And sometimes you just wanna…

Histreepix Coin-operated listening post for eavesdropping on local toilet-cubicles, Seattle, 1952. pic.twitter.com/zdXhKITkHi
All hail Eris! https://t.co/xrm8Z4jDJG
Enjoying* the extreme repetition of ads on my YouTube viewing. MyHeritage, Grammarly, and Tinder’s Big Rainbow.
@oberonsghost Not such a bad plan lol.
@oberonsghost Stocking up for election night.
RT @markhumphries: One Nation has just disendorsed their Brisbane candidate so this is relevant again.
RT @PabloRochat: new laptop https://t.co/zIm6Sv9NLu
Gotta love some s.44 action.

LindsayJS The story of housing: pic.twitter.com/ET6HffugYU

EleanorMorton Scottish tour guide for Roman Wall doesn’t give a fuck pic.twitter.com/pVlhfrHYWo
@DavidFengTrains Wow I hadn’t realised the rolling stock was colour-coded to the lines. I guess this is possible wh… https://t.co/nWAzlQJXUm
@moylecroft I mean he’s right lol.
RT @ArenaFlowers: If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck but looks at you with the sad, doleful eyes of a dog, stop dressing your dog u…
@elronxenu @bunjaree That’s a frame grab from a video. He was scuttling around quite confidently. Clearly knew his way around the cottage.
@juhasaarinen @bunjaree It’ll be chemical warfare.
@_SallyHarding Oh it’s exactly the same thing, yes. Motoring and technology journalism, a lot of the latter being a… https://t.co/8bbod7Kt4M
RT @GrogsGamut: “now†lulz https://t.co/dWkvp56n2B
@_BertHandsome @bunjaree Much as that would be amusing, we’ll probably use another method.
@dobes @jpwarren Ah yeah they love those seeds! The sulphur-cresteds in Belmore Park near Sydney Central station ha… https://t.co/LorUW6FUUN
@JustJimWillDo @bunjaree It’s more that it couldn’t keep its teeth away from the apples the other day.
Camera 2 also caught the young bowerbird doing some maintenance on his bower, which was largely destroyed by the La… https://t.co/kFovL3kpTJ
Camera 2 was set up by the bowerbird’s bower. During the night it too caught a strolling rat, Good ol’ Rattus rattu… https://t.co/j0jUWHc633
Thursday night’s footage is being checked. Camera 1 was deployed in one of the @bunjaree cottages to confirm that a… https://t.co/IjnXF0YGe5
@SimonXCIV It pays to check every now and then.
@jodiem I must say, the past couple of years have reduced my desire for getting out ands about. For some reason.
@Vian1138 @port_moresby I guess you’re stuck with it then. :(
Against my better judgement I’m catapulting this into the #ausvotes and even the cursed #auspol hashtag realms.
(I… https://t.co/aQMecomqu8
RT @jonathanchait: Trump’s comments to Hannity show again that, if he were still president, Russia would be winning the war https://t.co/mg…
RT @MattLaslo: Maybe Twitter is trolling us all? https://t.co/p2bLlttNpV
Fri plan, Good Friday edition: I’m catching up with a whole range of tasks over the long weekend, working through t… https://t.co/CHaOd1HRjd
Umberto Eco wrote an entire thing about exactly this. https://t.co/88DtMs4DnM https://t.co/0QNzpD12yr
RT @muke10101: literally most american thing you can do is look at historic architecture and go ‘this is kinda giving me disneyland vibes’…
@unixbigot This is also good advice.
@swearyanthony @davidgerard @dobes @rohan_p Oh FFS this is insane.
@KyBusiness That $14 million thing is a callback to an old meme. Don’t worry. :) But I assume the Saudi investor is… https://t.co/QsRs3f8Z0h
RT @stilgherrian: I’ll be doing one of these each Thursday until the election.
Also, I’m recording an episode with @JohnBirmingham next Fr…
RT @stilgherrian: NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Election Unhinging: Week the First†(56m28s) https://t.co/oNuyFZEpo4
Look for “The 9pm Edict†in y…

The Blue Mountains is about to experience four mostly sunny days, which is amusing. pic.twitter.com/F1zBrp1Ka1
Friday. Sing the songs of your childhood. Eat the food of your youth. Friday.