davidmackau An investigation 🕵🏻‍♂️: buzzfeednews.com/article/davidm…

Here we go. Things are falling off the trees and onto to roof. pic.twitter.com/AiJnyyNN5P

Looking good. pic.twitter.com/13Ww0Jropg
@cameronwilson But “patrol” and “bring weapons”, we can all do that.
@cameronwilson It’s about an agreement to use ports etc and stuff. Australia sooks because it is “only” 2000km away..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…as

@_BertHandsome This is the current Rain Parrot prediction. pic.twitter.com/rr6aPb8CYO
@cameronwilson They’ve always been allowed to do this. It’s called the Freedom of the Seas (except 12 nautical miles from shore).
@SteveMolk @_BertHandsome I hate you.
@_BertHandsome It hits us first, I think. I’ll let you know how it goes.

It approaches from the north-west. pic.twitter.com/36hTIgtoJD

Told you.
Detailed Severe Thunderstorm Warning for DAMAGING WINDS bom.gov.au/products/IDN21… pic.twitter.com/N4gAieLPAs
HartWexford Because Steggles sells chicken. So Zali Steggall = the chicken lady twitter.com/samanthamaiden…
@PollHereford @Picketer I think the Plus introduced double-sided floppy drives too, with each disc holding 800 kilobytes. It had 1MB of RAM.

JapanTraCul Goldfish Bowl and Cat, by Ohara Koson, 1931
#shinhanga
cutt.ly/0FGoxSZ pic.twitter.com/sJHjo3VMvn
@Picketer Looks in fantastic condition too.
@pete_v @KathyReid @voltagex @Viss @doctorow I’m not a tinfoiler. I have a nuanced attitude to this. But yeah I wou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AA
@Picketer That is a serious collector’s item now.
@joelpmichael I’m so terribly sorry.
@itgrrl @voltagex @purserj @KathyReid @Viss @doctorow That’s a good idea. On the other hand, Adam and James could j..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SI

joshgnosis That’s a shame pic.twitter.com/qNNd8lKzSz
markhumphries Australian politics quiz time! More questions like these at our live show ‘Spin’ coming to MELBOURNE, HOBART and SY..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oJ
@itgrrl @purserj @KathyReid @voltagex @Viss @doctorow And it’s the consumer market that creates the bulk demand tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K0
@purserj @KathyReid @voltagex @Viss @doctorow I am both appalled and not surprised that this is a thing. There’s a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1R
@Wyld One of King Crimson’s best songs.
Seems a bit desperate. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
tarbard I made a device that checks the council website and lights up to show you what colour bin to put out. I call it the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eo

@PPantsdown No it’s OK. He’s just laughing at you. :) pic.twitter.com/jJ2yS5NMtn
@purserj @KathyReid @voltagex @Viss @doctorow I think the word “cloud” also needs to be in here somewhere.
@itgrrl @purserj @KathyReid @voltagex @Viss @doctorow Hmmm. Accepted. I’m trying to differentiate between smartness..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yn
@purserj @KathyReid @voltagex @Viss @doctorow That’s true, but there’s smart smart and there’s dumb smart. Am I bei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wS
@PPantsdown *asterisk
@KathyReid @voltagex @Viss @doctorow My snark is more than normal people don’t want smart homes to begin with.
@steampowerednet @ToryShepherd Australians. He’s on about Australians, Tim.
@oliversit @SuperCroup Hopefully… :)
@oliversit @SuperCroup Ah yes, of course. I hope you’re out of lockdown soon. Good luck!
shaunmicallef @ToryShepherd As far as empty epigrams go, it’s one of his best.
ToryShepherd PM on personal responsibility (?!):
“We don’t think governments are the answer. We don’t think markets are the ans..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b7
@oliversit @SuperCroup And are the residents and the city more amused or more angry about this?
@oliversit @SuperCroup I grep up in Sough Australia in the 1960s and 1970s, and we always knew these as a “shanghai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y0
@oliversit @SuperCroup I assume it comes from Shanghai being an international port, but it’s not clear to me who wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hC
@oliversit @SuperCroup I’m afraid I have to spoil the “new” part. This usage of “shanghai” is US Navy slang dating..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9V
cameronwilson it’s day 8 of the campaign and people are claiming that the ABC was ordered to play a fake boo sound track over Ant..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wo
PPantsdown Next thing we’ll hear she set her computer on fire and buried it in a lunchbox in the backyard.
@TheNehad @dobes @munin @rohan_p I don’t know how US bankruptcy law works, but saying that out loud is probably not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jr
mjg59 “import org.thoughtcrime.securesms.net.AwsPublicUploader;” yeah pretty certain that’s not something Signal ever shipped
mjg59 Fascinating - ClearOS, the OS used on the scammy MAGA “Freedom Phone”, ships a modified version of Signal that seem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3d

Indian_two My hobbies include smoking marijuana and hunting with my dog pic.twitter.com/qLoYAmfrjx

byronkaye When your name is definitely Craig Kelly: pic.twitter.com/tZElMEYkjP
strom_m ‘Now, if only i could program humans to shake my hand’ twitter.com/michaelpachi/s…
@dobes @munin @rohan_p Either way, it’ll be interesting seeing InfoWars’ corporate structure laid out with pins and coloured string.
yokoonobot The most satisfying words to say aloud:
8. “Ford Prefect”
7. “Simply Red”
6. “Grandfather Clock”
5. “Grape”
4. “Cl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yb

“Notice me, Senpai.” pic.twitter.com/bhKCnyVBpR
@paulkidd Congratulations. May it all go well.

HeyThatsMyLeg Looks familiar pic.twitter.com/QbwUxyHUmA
@chrisjrn @developerjack @parisba You are really pushing the limits here, mate.
@chrisjrn @developerjack @parisba Hot Button Issue: It’s probably “sewage testing” not “sewerage testing”. Sewerage..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6e

meltedmasks now THIS is the cyberpunk future I was promised pic.twitter.com/uzey7FY810

abandoned5paces Abandoned Chuck E. Cheese animatronic found in a landfill pic.twitter.com/ILdZgufr9B

AirmindedAI “‘Maidens with a disregard for convention,’ England. Photographed in 1895” #midjourney twitter.com/wikivictorian/… pic.twitter.com/YSMo7wUji0
Nothing on the wildlife cameras from last night. Sad.
@jetztgibtshaue Lovely capture, but quite the contrast and saturation push.
Further plans and a number of interesting things may be found in the Weekly Wrap and its thread. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Tue plan: It’s all about the bookkeeping today. But I will leaven that tedium with the hope that the wildlife camer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MZ

The Blue Mountains will see the Sun for the final time today before La Niña returns this evening. pic.twitter.com/wI2rusWfkA
Tuesday. You will make a significant discovery, but will undoubtedly blame it on someone else. Tuesday.