@thornae Solid influence. Now check out “How to Lie with Maps”, but ensure the latest edition.
@thornae Ah yes, I was wondering if anyone would cite that. :)
@morebento I’ll pot it into tomorrow’s solo podcast I thi@JohnBirminghamgham doesn’t need to hear this story.
RT @kcarruthers: Perhaps the bullet holes might have something to do with it? 🤷â€â™€ï¸ https://t.co/evuM3rDO7b
@peterw Email or DM works, I check both before recording.
@peterw Actually now that I think about it I have a few ideas…
@peterw Well… they’re always available to subscribers. But I’ll need some warning for that one so I can do some,… https://t.co/nf6NHVwl6q
@tacticalmaid I forget… do you have a cat?
RT @jonkudelka: I recall thinking 11 years ago that this was a very depressing cartoon. Still is. https://t.co/ldVJdrLJVc https://t.co/Hl9W…
@TevildoPofC He didn’t mention it, but we’d arrived at our destination and I was cursing him for the mental images up to that point. :)
@Busabx Yeah they kinda have an advantage here. I’ve asked them whether this is just hashtagged tweets or something wider.
@bastardsheep Did you use any of the hashtags though? I’ll ask whether this only counts tagged tweets.
@jplonie @kels_316 Pffft! I am scarier than any of those taxi drive… well, there’s this one guy who creeps me out a bit.
And then there’s some quotes which are kinda generic PR fluff. But I’m guessing they’ll have more data in the morning.
Which like all such maps is basically a population density map.

3. “[This] heatmap b@Trendsmapap shows the Twitter conversations lighting up around Australia during the debate.pic.twitter.com/nDESBs9C4N9C4N
2. Top hashtags between 6-8pm AEST:
#Auspol
#LeadersDebate
#AusVotes
#IndueCard
#Election2022
#CashlessDebitCard… https://t.co/J34G5T3RMH
Some data just arrived in a press release from Twitter Australia re today’s election stuff.
1. “Today, there were… https://t.co/KdQnYIKJPj

MalwareJake To be fair, she probably was indoctrinated in “the maths” using a now banned mathematics textbook pushing CRT… pic.twitter.com/RwhhJ7SWwP
I want to say something amusing about this but the only things that are coming to mind involve John Howard’s saliva… https://t.co/JlNwEnqWSb

molly0xFFF this man called me vain last week pic.twitter.com/6XacvoZOlm
@Ben_Shute It’s a good story. I can’t do the accent though.
@kels_316 There’s something wonderful about village life when you settle into the car and there’s no need to say wh… https://t.co/8RjNRtYQVf
Yeah I think it’s more a podcast thing.
Does anyone want to hear the story the taxi driver told me this evening about how he injured his balls in a worksho… https://t.co/BgAapwHeZh
@_midofo_ Albo’s glands.
@CptHollingworth Sadly this is so, so true.
@JustJimWillDo I’ve just seen that they come in even longer lengths than the one I had, so I might upgrade. Otoh I… https://t.co/7kMEdSJcGu
@AustralianLabor Let’s be clear: supporting this inhuman and probably illegal policy is an embarrassment to Austral… https://t.co/82lr1fkXt7
Actually it’s not that expensive a cable, but it’s very cool and looks like it’s from the 1920s.
Belkin DuraTek Pl… https://t.co/nhGOLLi1Bo
That moment, after 9pm, when you discover your phone charger and Really Expensive USB Cable are somewhere between l… https://t.co/XpYB3T3u3v
Has Katherine Deves said anything about eugenics yet or are we still working up to that?
RT @danielbowen: The Age’s article in Chinese seems to have killed @ausheadlinebot
https://t.co/n3uAKuuEmJ https://t.co/JiGPmuLjzr
RT @StanYeahMan: Be the first kid on your block to own one! https://t.co/lLWuizNt3s
@NewtonMark On Saturday week.
@moylecroft Sadly it’s not a real thing though it’s a real fake thing. https://t.co/Ed3U1kfZ7W
“Grows up to 1” in under a week”? Yeah I’m pretty much at that stage of my life too. https://t.co/ymB1JSR9Kk
@moylecroft This is intriguing.
@terencehuynh The chickens are all dead so they have to be carried by someone. You should order live chickens.
@NewtonMark Why?
@erkpod From the outside this all looks a bit lame. This should’ve all been sorted out long ago. :(
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.

If this is what it takes to save humanity then I’m willing to do my bit. pic.twitter.com/lzKAnxu2es

Telstra is… pic.twitter.com/fgcuRtImdn
Lulwut? FFS. Monday. And if they want to I suppose.
“When is the Anzac Day public holiday and will people be stand… https://t.co/PyFOvoCLJS
@oberonsghost @sniff_off Very rude, even though the officer was as polite as can be expected.
What if NFTs could be negatively geared?

It would be great if TfNSW sorted this out and got the NIF stock in service. And sorted out the staff shortages. pic.twitter.com/D2aoFySe4B
#blueandyellowtrain again, briefly.
@JackAubrey @bastardsheep If it were Sunday I could’ve been on the way to archery practice.
@CathGleeson @sniff_off Clearly they know you’re likely to kick off.
@bastardsheep Under admiralty law I have the right to freedom of navigation.
Cops are doing “pedestrian reinforcement” in Kings Cross today, and presumably elsewhere. Just got pinged $75 for w… https://t.co/pPqcHFYjGj

So +7 is Russia… so yeah nah. pic.twitter.com/9J8iDJBI8Q
Graunched.
A reminder to journalists reporting changes to the covid-19 response today: try replacing the word “restrictions” w… https://t.co/ccJNnnuGma
La Croix.
#blueandyellowtrain, briefly.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
@akent Lol. I know our local helicopters and can even pick some models by their sound. As soon as RSL is on the pa… https://t.co/mKWhhLQOfY
@kels_316 Turns out you’re close. It’s ferrying supplies down along Darwin’s Walk for repairs. This also explains w… https://t.co/kqOPu2oxC8
@akent I know this specific helicopter. :) It’s a for-hire unit and does all manner of random jobs.
@theguyedmonds As it happens, no. The energy companies have their own permanently assigned helicopters, and patrol… https://t.co/Lu4xgIEOma
I was almost exactly right with this one. https://t.co/aLziEYxnFm
And we have the answer! Cheers. https://t.co/CTcA3FVOkU
@michaelneale Mystery solved. Lovely.
I saw about 15 of the Western Sydney University kangaroos today. Happy.
Oh yeah I’m on the #purpletrain.
@reselsnark No I think it only does that on Anzac Day.
@Nawiehekatl Could also be shuttling things down to one of the walking tracks, given the disaster the other day. Th… https://t.co/XqWJxnwLgG
@Nawiehekatl Maybe, though there was no winch I don’t think. It often does aircrane work though so it might be that. https://t.co/lMPoe2wMAG
@PSyvret Nah the lake is on the other side. :)
A 3 or 4 year old boy shouts, “SHUT UP, HELICOPTER!”
I’m guessing at the 100ft thing. A Huey is 58 feet long, almost, and the tether is quite a bit longer than that. I… https://t.co/HYytNVjoM5
Hard to tell whether it’s just hopping between the same two spots. Terrain and trees in the way.
I’m not close enough to see what’s on the end of the tether. It was doing the same thing over the other side of Wen… https://t.co/5tCNLKCXQL
Right now an actual UH-1 Iroquois is faffing about at low level over Wentworth Falls. VH-RSL belonging to National… https://t.co/hjpP5lk6uK
@incorrect @Skype @SkypeSupport I actually go one better than that. My phone is constantly muted. But one still see… https://t.co/3No1pJTzpU
Congratulations to @Skype @SkypeSupport for sending another promotional notification at 3.15am AEST because they do… https://t.co/RTYPDm2OyC

WeirdSatellite Transmission #2560 from NROL-82 (USAP)
1. Infernal Stack of Elk
2. Ogygian Snowball Palisade pic.twitter.com/ObmyTqdR1Y
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. The most important thing is for podcast supporters with TRIG… https://t.co/lCosZVoZyO
Wed plan: 0924 train to Sydney; reading en route; 1200 back maintenance, Darlinghurst; errands; 1300 lunch with a c… https://t.co/e3LF2CsyLa
@juhasaarinen No.

It’s a little cloudy in the Blue Mountains today but La Niña will not return in full until tomorrow.pic.twitter.com/lv0uLrvF8ww
Wednesday. The eye of the beholder is blind. It views the world through another orifice entirely. Wednesday.