Hahaha! No it’s notpic.twitter.com/Xq84B46y3G3G
@oberonsghost @TwoSetViolin @MrNigelNg Yeah I know. Over the years I’ve learned the difference between asking as a… https://t.co/bA6M2oep4p
@oberonsghost @TwoSetViolin @MrNigelNg I’ll see if there’s another way to get it. It was a lot of fun.
@oberonsghost @TwoSetViolin @MrNigelNg As an aside I’m booked into @MrNigelNg’s gig at the Enmore. I’d love to get… https://t.co/ES11NqTahQ
@oberonsghost @TwoSetViolin @MrNigelNg Did you catch the concert livestream at the end of 2021?
@damana That looks seriously good. Bravo.
@oberonsghost @TwoSetViolin @MrNigelNg The @TwoSetViolin lads have been doing some fantastic work lately… I mean as always.
Wow a @TwoSetViolin and Uncle Roger @MrNigelNg crossover episode!
“Asian’s Got Parent (ft. Steven He & Uncle Roger… https://t.co/tqGoVOWZGq
@baxters Why is this even a question? FFS get on with it!
RT @samanthamaiden: A staffer at the RSL said they had been instructed by the Liberal party not to let media in.
“They are all for freedom…
@Trixie_Boo @AusElectoralCom @paulkidd @davidlhardie @DemSausage Soon, Reezy, soon! Some time this evening we’re told.
@amandama51 @Izzy_Y_99 @simonahac DRIVE-BY SAUSAGES!
@PaulbernalUK Yeah there’s something rather lovely about sitting back with a glass of wine and trading jokes with t… https://t.co/Kr8OuqkgG2
@paulkidd @trentyarwood I mean I’m not a doctor, or a nurse… but YES FFS OF COURSE YOU SHOULD HAVE. Ahem.
@Starshark668 Oh yeah I’m sure it was a genuine oversight. But it ended up being such a global thing.
@PaulbernalUK There’s some horrible politics in Australia these days, as in many other nations, but nowhere else wo… https://t.co/5boKY1dJY2
@trentyarwood @paulkidd Yes he would. I’ve known Paul for a few years now, and by reputation for, um, decades. If w… https://t.co/LVH0gxPZcg
RT @AusElectoralCom: @paulkidd @stilgherrian @davidlhardie @DemSausage For the last time, we are not mailing you a sausage Paul.
bethdanger The five stages of grief, as represented by butter substitutes. pic.twitter.com/ezfy1EfU5H
@paulkidd @trentyarwood That’s good to hear, inasmuch as any of this shit is good. I’m glad that you may be able to sleep it off.
@davidlhardie @paulkidd @AusElectoralCom @DemSausage Proposal: Roaming democracy sausage vans for postal and early voters.
@paulkidd @trentyarwood As an aside, how are you going with the ’rona?
@paulkidd @trentyarwood I haven’t been following this as closely as you have, but what I have seen sends me into de… https://t.co/M36w61K4lF
@amisamileandme @DrRhysPockett That’s true, particularly as recently I’ve been mixing for myself the Queen’s Dubonnet and gin cocktails.
RT @bencubby: 190 and they still won’t admit he’s a tortoise https://t.co/icQgsiKN1D
@amisamileandme @DrRhysPockett I would make a good valet or secretary.
However long before that was New Idea (supposedly not knowing the embargo) revealing that Prince Harry had been dep… https://t.co/EDVA5L0lQd
Thanks to everyone. This is the story I was thinking of, the Member for Mallee’s sugar daddy scandal. https://t.co/Hj4Zk8LpR2
RT @GooseInfosec: HONK ðŸ³ï¸â€âš§ï¸ https://t.co/N0SK2bGMEy
sexenheimer The underlining of a truly twisted mind. This should be grounds to pull up his floorboards. pic.twitter.com/SNNx1N9vH1
@AncientSpoonbil @JackAubrey So careless.
@vesica13b Exactly. ;)
@trentyarwood @paulkidd Oh man! The South is trying all manner of bizarre things right now. I am really quite concerned for The America.
@vesica13b @nicilind It’s clear that more research is needed here. It does seem to be that people have either known… https://t.co/J0K62MUBUU
@DrRhysPockett I think this is a butler. Or something along those lines.
@vesica13b Is 30* years “reasonably new� For me, in Adelaide and various parts of Sydney, this is a thing going ba… https://t.co/eL7cgNT2kj
@vesica13b I have seen others claiming this sort of thing too and I don’t know what to say. In most parts of Australia this is a given.
So I’m listening back to today’s episode and I seems to have said the Sun rises “in the westâ€. I’m sure that’s the… https://t.co/ZNvEdB744R
@AusElectoralCom @davidlhardie So on that, if I vote early can I still get a democracy sausage?
@paulkidd I mean you wouldn’t want the socialism of the state to determine people’s health choices… wait, what?
@davidlhardie @AusElectoralCom Lol the last thing we need to do is encourage @AusElectoralCom. :)
@Rhys_Needham Lol no it is definitely not that. :)
I’ll also be recording an episode with @JohnBirmingham some time this weekend. If you’re a supporter with TRIGGER W… https://t.co/tm0X8C2Zay
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Election Unhinging: Week the Second†(1h04m03s) https://t.co/hElnaMntxP
Look for “The 9pm Ed… https://t.co/tZqwdlz5oT
Finished recording. Doing the mix and post-processing now.
@drspacejunk Happy birthday!
RT @AusElectoralCom: The AEC has issued a statement regarding the nomination of Mr Rodney Culleton for the WA Senate.
https://t.co/9kDuUw 
@upulie Wise decision.
Right. I have done the podcast pre-production. I will now start recording, and vent my annoyance with the world at… https://t.co/N64mS201E8
@AUSFestivus You’re after a storm, not just any old cloud.
@upulie That is very good, yes, and to be clear I do not want to murder your kittens.
ParlLibrary Preferences in Australian federal elections: a quick guide bit.ly/3k06zlx pic.twitter.com/PjV4ODxrho
@upulie I know, I know, I am a very bad person.
@upulie Shotgun.
slackbastard Good to see ‘Todd Sampson’ trending.
I hope it’s for all the right reasons?!?
@allrite @kels_316 @JohnBirmingham Or, you know, just carry one or at most two weapons and use the rest of your car… https://t.co/95zSRMdSHz
@allrite @kels_316 @JohnBirmingham As an aside, if you’re carrying multiple weapons, wouldn’t it be better to make… https://t.co/5Wwnn5wysO
@jodiem @kels_316 @JohnBirmingham Hah! Oh well played. :)
@NewtonMark The AEC won’t have QA’d lists on their website until tonight but Antony’s people have them up already. https://t.co/VzOoltM7Bv
@allrite @kels_316 @JohnBirmingham Ain’t it just. How do you even draw those weapons from such stupid angles?
@GrogsGamut And @JohnBirmingham reminded me of the embargo breach on Prince Harry’s deployment. https://t.co/97wORjUCIF
Hey @kels_316 @JohnBirmingham you’re missing out! https://t.co/5w6uKpWNAL
RT @SuperCroup: No it wasn’t; it was met with backlash from concerned *journalists* who were concerned they weren’t going to be spoonfed th…
@GrogsGamut That too. But I was thinking of this one. https://t.co/pm2B3Bby7j
@JohnBirmingham Oh I’d forgotten about that one. Yes! But I was actually thinking of this one. https://t.co/pm2B3Bby7j
Hahahahaha! https://t.co/SYZKgEaMWf
RT @GuardianAus: Western Australia premier Mark McGowan tests positive to Covid while in isolation https://t.co/4MAqNOxG4K
RT @benishaving: There are too many people on amateur cook Twitter that post pictures of softened onions and call them caramelized. Don’t b…
UndeniablyAlex I finally figured it out pic.twitter.com/6eRLvZdTmh
Loving this screenshot of the Herald Sun’s James Campbell. He’s got a whole resting blobface thing going pic.twitter.com/GM3YUO4ARj4ARj
Loving this screenshot of the Herald Sun’s James Campbell. He’s got a whole resting blobface tging going pic.twitter.com/MgO0ARX2RMX2RM
@BXGD The phrase “state intervention in individuals’ medical care†seems not to have percolated into some people’s heads as a bad thing.
@BXGD I understand that argument for waiting, but I also know that if the hormone therapy etc starts earlier then p… https://t.co/FjHpItyDk2
HappySinger Not standing for this. I didn’t even get the chance to fight him. pic.twitter.com/4xYZcUsnKm
“Although it was initially believed that remoras fed off particulate matter from the host’s meals, this has been sh… https://t.co/nRk1NCGQ7O
All they’ll get from being with the PM are set-piece questions and set-piece answers, and the lame photo-op of the… https://t.co/a9KM315Rbx
Lol. If journalists want to meet “a real voter†they can literally go to any street in Australia and talk to passer… https://t.co/3bndFX9zNz
@trib There’s not a whole lot the President can do about it though, at least as I unserstand the constitutional matters.
@SausageTzar @JohnBirmingham Somewhere between those two extremes. :) Two or three times a year as I shuffle betwee… https://t.co/3aeBFyv44g
Fri plan, revised: @JohnBirmingham has to reschedule too. What a week! So I’ll record a solo election-related podca… https://t.co/yCgw8wv8NE
RT @andrewtillett: That’s a change in their position from 24 hours ago https://t.co/xwcSECyicS
@ScottRhodie Pretty much.
Amused by this interaction between background image and presenter on Deutsche Welle’s news todaypic.twitter.com/HQFYwdu2YMYM
What. The. Actual. Fuck. https://t.co/vQYhxNHFLX
@AnthonyLee900 Oh yes, sorry, how could I forget?
RT @oberonsghost: That’s a Harold Pinter play right there. https://t.co/T8AEhRyKGD
@misosusanowa So far it’s just some politician mouthing off. But yeah I know.
@MalleeRay Ta for all that. I’d been trying to remember what the story was since Wednesday.
RT @mjg59: How the fuck do you hire the literal Pinkertons and not have even a vague “Are we the baddies” moment https://t.co/GtcDz1TJvN
RT @msainat1: Amazon is using the historically infamous Pinkerton security to union bust and surveill workers
https://t.co/PNN0Qj26t7 https…
@myrtleviolet So @mark_r_asser tells me. Sad news but they deserve much credit. https://t.co/IygVEJRNrk
@MalleeRay Hahaha yes I see what you mean. :)
@MalleeRay Yes that’s the one! And yeah I’d almost forgotten that was even a thing. Thanks, Ray.
@yabbie5674 Oh I quite like that line!
RT @officejjsmart: @Google has blocked the @dumagovru’s emails… incredibly the #Russian Duma (Parliament) had their emails through Google.…
@annaclarity1 So he says. But as I said earlier… https://t.co/sm9usUBJYt
Ideally you should be a chef who’s a little bit ethnic but not too threateningly ethnic.
On a related note, I’ve been saying for some years now that the best way to become a TV presenter isn’t to do a jou… https://t.co/EUa2siViHS
Particularly this bit. https://t.co/FARXIS0OZ6
… This thread puts things more succinctly than I ever could. https://t.co/oiPJrWD0iw
So I posted this thread last night. It explains the story quite well. But… https://t.co/Nirw4y8vNv
@mark_r_asser And rightly so. It’s — gulp! — thirty years since I did business with Joff and Razak and their suppor… https://t.co/RntgzU1VLx
@erfbeeass Interesting, but no not that one. Here’s the only three stories about Frances Abbott in New Ideapic.twitter.com/MXJ99ZPpqyqy
@mark_r_asser Goddammit. Though he hadn’t been looking well for quite some years.
@WarrenTegg @joshgnosis Thanks, Warren. It’s a common confusion, too, given that both are types of fishing.
@mattcdef2000 I was wondering whether someone would mention this. :) Without relitigating the drama, I feel there’s… https://t.co/i8PAhzIOwO
Twirling with @davpope! Lovely, @dobes, but for some reason the Canberra Times is cropping Pope’s cartoons quite po… https://t.co/Dz1QPDOIn6
Hey Media Hive Mind, a few years ago New Idea actually broke a proper political story, or at least a politics-adjac… https://t.co/RUnDXuvkYH
Correct. The business started by Miss Gladys Sym Choon continued, and is now a fashion boutique run by Joff Chappel… https://t.co/fX8vTGhsgZ
@allrite I’m so sorry. And also, sorry.
@joshgnosis Still doesn’t change the main thrust of his argument of course. What a debacle!
@joshgnosis Possibly mis-speak or mis-transcription of “trawlingâ€, I’m guessing.
@oberonsghost Pretty much. Even if this is some loopy backbencher it’s still out there in the zeitgeist now.
RT @FINALLEVEL: If Dumbfucks said the type of Shit they say to me on HERE Face to Face….. I know I’d be in Prison.
It’s worth remembering, and I’m hoping it’s a relevant comment here, that a “lawmaker talking to reporters†could m… https://t.co/oaRPaSHuHx
Totally normal and fine, I’m sure. #DrainTheirBlood https://t.co/eg1PpfuRkE
I didn’t do an election-related podcast yesterday, as you’ll have noticed. I ended up sleeping for a lot of the day… https://t.co/5sEqRkTFmF
Fri plan: Podcast pre-production; 1400-ish AEST podcast recording with @JohnBirmingham; podcast post-production; re… https://t.co/InHw3wkpCL
Moisture returns to the Blue Mountains today. Joy. pic.twitter.com/TuuN7WtY8Y
Friday. Consider a Venn diagram of garbage trucks, intersecting to form your life. Your eyes inflate. Toes. Friday.