Exciting Twitter tweet 2 of 2. https://t.co/4WueUbC4WF
Exciting Twitter tweet 1 of 2. https://t.co/U1i1xCIAqi
RT @WarWraith: If nothing else, #IStandWithKatherineDeves is great for adding people to your blocklist. Check the timelines of most the peo…
@duckbytheoboe @kels_316 This one too. I can’t quite remember which is the one that does basic traffic level calcul… https://t.co/HI68kz4PPk
@duckbytheoboe @kels_316 As an aside, this guy has done some simple calculations to show how useless Musk’s dumb tu… https://t.co/STxEbXlbfO
RT @OzKitsch: Gigs You Missed
Barry Crocker’s Anzac Holiday Weekend Spectacular
Central Coast Leagues Club, Gosford 1969 https://t.co/r3fTi…
@BogusFiasco @ScottRoderic No it doesn’t. See question 1. https://t.co/6TEAITDMot But this recently-imported garbag… https://t.co/vT34oLkxlm
@ApostrophePong I don’t track the numbers either. They are what they are.
I quite like this one, @dobes. “Keep calm and tarry on” is perfect. https://t.co/teYcVFSVyu

CaseyNewton Trying to get banned from Truth Social. Wish me luck pic.twitter.com/tRuKHWc7ev
@ApostrophePong For the most part, yes, though there are still deaths. A tiny proportion of new cases though.
@ApostrophePong Thanks so much. :) It’s really quite annoying but so far it’s not too bad.
@JustJimWillDo It’s all very annoying.
@_DaveKnowles Whacko. It’s good that I’ve got something to look forward to.
@kcarruthers @Leo_Puglisi6 @6NewsAU No don’t pick me. Pick people who are better matched for the audience.
@SuperCroup @noreasonspec Well that’s given away that secret.

DPRK_News Russian cyber-army suffers worst defeat since November 2020. pic.twitter.com/YicNR9S19m
Good nap.
Nap time.
RT @pixelatedboat: Replace the theme song with “The Fun Lovin’ Criminal†by Fun Lovin’ Criminals, so the audience would know they were in f…

Look, “educated singles†are all well and good but sometimes a night spent with a dumb one is exactly what’s nepic.twitter.com/lKAbVpXp0FVpXp0F
@pseudomorph @paulkidd Thanks. And ta for that heads-up, Paul. I’d been thinking that with the negative RAT yesterd… https://t.co/6ljR3N6u22
RT @DrDemography: Only the wealthy can afford to say shit like this… https://t.co/92cHoLoX1C
@lesleyseebeck Cheers, thanks Lesley. Fortunately I’m very good at doing very little.
@DavidFengTrains Thanks, David. I was indeed expecting a positive result yesterday, because the throat was quite, quite sore. Cheers!

WarWraith Lest we Colette. pic.twitter.com/9xAvJV9YFe
@she_jedi @JohnBirmingham This continues to be one of my favourite cats-in-position photos. https://t.co/4Ov3yQET4m https://t.co/el0mkRFV3q
@TomSear @JohnBirmingham His nostrils are truly intriguing.
Again, thank you for all your best wishes. I think things will be OK. The key question now is deciding on names. https://t.co/R4p6aLqstI
You should also go enjoy this podcast, which is even better. https://t.co/R4p6aLqstI
More importantly, you should go enjoy this podcast. https://t.co/JD8zwuPbg8
Mon plan, updated: Right then. The rest of today will be laziness and maybe some shitposting. The Weekly Wrap has n… https://t.co/pOpPF5b7uB
@rob0tika Thanks, Adam. It feels like I’m past the worst now, which was yesterday, though I only scored a positive… https://t.co/wzKEtzUFTw
@Headwellred Oddly enough, the other day I bought some stock for Chinese medicine chicken soup, and I have some chi… https://t.co/W49cSndPbL
RT @steve_vladeck: “I’m just a poor boy nobody loves me.†https://t.co/t8fhbm0l7W
@MsDugibbley You need to see further down the thread. :) It’s a positive RAT today. https://t.co/O1twWQQj1c
Temperature 37.4°C. Since I usually run a bit cool at 35.6 or 35.7 I’m calling that a slight fever.
@Thefinnigans Thanks mate. I seem to be past the main peak, feeling better than yesterday, but who can say.
Thanks to all of you who are sending your best wishes. That’s so lovely. I won’t be able to reply to everyone indiv… https://t.co/6QuktnKKsh
@duckbytheoboe I can reassure you, it’ll be incredibly tasteful.
@ScottRhodie Curiously, I was in the city at a pub on Wednesday, and the symptoms hit me properly yesterday, which… https://t.co/WoLcpTAw7K
@jonkudelka Thank you, Sir! I was actually a lot worse yesterday so I think that’s the first main eave. And now we… https://t.co/rtZnFO13Dl
@SuperCroup And to you! :)
Normally at this point I’d suggest reading the Weekly Wrap for additional alleged plans, but that’s now out of date… https://t.co/SyoMnQqHct
Mon plan, the actual plan: Work through the process of dealing with the positive COVID-19 test, whatever that is. T… https://t.co/WKg04lyN3z
@developerjack To be fair, pickles are always welcome.
Hurrah! 25th time lucky! I’M PREGNANT! I’M PREGNANT! Time to book in the gender reveal party! OK I’ll finally stop… https://t.co/8b4FF9Ieib
@Turnwah @mistress_vixn Thanks, yes, I’m across all this. I’m just relying on these ’cos of the long weekend. Whate… https://t.co/X85CWcUgv2
@glengyron Fair point.
@timpoliti Exactly.
@timpoliti Have you noticed how many silver hatchbacks there are around these days?
Well this is quite good, @dobes. https://t.co/aK7qgn7eZN
@glengyron I dunno. I very nearly did that gag but decided it was too lame. And that’s saying something.
@EnsignR It does, but there’s also another naughty throat thing doing the rounds and I have reason to believe this… https://t.co/0cjed5GLNd
RT @cameronwilson: and that, kids, is how I met your mother https://t.co/NtDNhLiB7e
@_BertHandsome I hate everything. You know that.
@timpoliti Welcome to the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon. https://t.co/QITvQeJxec

HayesBrown It was a very stressful few hours okay pic.twitter.com/m0JefIB9aI
@timpoliti Hmmm. It’s not. But hey it can be I suppose. It started with someone in my dreams last night wearing a y… https://t.co/vewGA8SvxW
@AncientSpoonbil The tuba is not to be trusted.

Every year. Every goddam year. pic.twitter.com/g7ZP3z1UFI
@garrymck That’s not a bad count for one session. I see that dawn in Namibia is about 2.45pm your time, so that’d b… https://t.co/PG6FoKk4uR
Mon plan, preamble: My throat is still sore, my lungs are still a little coughy, but I did a lot of sleeping yester… https://t.co/PV0SZOyJ69

It’s another moist day in the Blue Mountains today. That is all. pic.twitter.com/DNsaNpQjj9
Monday. The yellow boat is on the pond, containing a cabbage, a tuba, and tuna, and an old farmer in a blue dress.… https://t.co/BVj2czJMU0