Gorn.
@corduroy I kinda think basic literacy isn’t too high a bar. Speaks to culture too.
The best of the best, folks. twitter.com/hughriminton/s…
We can always make lettuce from curry.
@DrRhysPockett Stopped clock, etc.

ConspiracyBull1 TFW when you confuse George Orwell with JK Rowling pic.twitter.com/MXd7gxSIPL

ScottFitzG Not sure I like the look of this Teletubbies reboot ..pic.twitter.com/Y2Ab1Vr18b8b
@DecayRSO @dobes @davidgerard @rohan_p @swearyanthony Oh how could I forget the one that also put everything onto a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xl
The Liberal Party’s vetting processes are truly wonderful to behold.
‘Politically homeless’: Katherine Deves rails..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mg
prleeds Nominees for a Darwin Award.
Panic at Israeli airport as US family packs unexploded bombshell for flight home theguardian.com/world/2022/apr…
@davidgerard @dobes @rohan_p @swearyanthony Dropped to $36m, so $3/month. Or $100 for a developer account with API..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L3
@davidgerard @dobes @rohan_p @swearyanthony Wait here we go. US$50 it was. zdnet.com/article/app-ne… And the audio fi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TF
@davidgerard @dobes @rohan_p @swearyanthony It was freemium, with a subscription needed for unlimited use.
@dobes @rohan_p @swearyanthony @davidgerard That was App.Net.
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“German National Anthem on Electric Devices” youtube.com/watch?v=aERE5v…
@MattLaslo @dobes @purserj @bunjaree That’s impressive for a city location. We’ve had 50+ species on this property.

It’s a bit Korean in style today. pic.twitter.com/nqhKJWD45J
snurbbotinfo Awkward; the Liberal partyroom is on Deliveroo.
@FlyOpineMonkey @purserj @NewtonMark Cruel but fair.
@MattLaslo @dobes @purserj The gang-gang is one of our most beautiful jerkbirds. Now listed as endangered, but here..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mv
@purserj @FlyOpineMonkey @NewtonMark Jeff has his own spacecraft though.
@FlyOpineMonkey @NewtonMark @purserj You know, “could” is a tricky word… Do we know anything about what those little fuckers are up to?
@FlyOpineMonkey @NewtonMark @purserj You know, “could” is a tricky word… DO we know anything about what those little fuckers are up to?
Have a fluffy jerk, @dobes @purserj. twitter.com/davidcsimon/st…
CaseyBriggs Australian vaccine coverage (0+ population)
First dose: 86.7%
Second dose: 83.8%
Third dose: 52.2%
Approximately 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PP
@JohnBirmingham You can hear JB say more about Solomon islands and China and stuff in this podcast what we did on S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NL
Today’s AlienSideboob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “Waiting for Godot’s Scare Campaign” and it’s free to read…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qZ

Rabe9 🙃a Perth mayor compares council’s battle against a new heated pool to Ukraine war🙃 pic.twitter.com/yzOUBp39m0

AnarchyCoo MMUUUUH! SPEAK FIRE TO POWER! pic.twitter.com/4NsAvg4oju
@NewtonMark @purserj Sure, and that’s also a delightful scenario, but so is Vaporise All The Things.
@purserj @NewtonMark Anyway what Mark wants is a battery of Nike-Hercules to lay down a pattern of nukes in front o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fd
@NewtonMark Also, these guys are either legends or idiots. npr.org/sections/krulw…

@NewtonMark May I refer you to shot PLUMBBOB JOHN… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation… pic.twitter.com/Ng4NLxKPKG
I guess not. twitter.com/AusElectoralCo…
Waratah sequence 2021, day 238. Just another generic photo of the two seed pods in question today. When will they f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gU
@tomlist3r I hope so, There can be a resurgence around now. Good luck!
I mean, it *might* be a two different people with the same name… twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/st…
@tomlist3r Monday was the positive RAT but symptoms had been worse the day before. So that’s… five days?
Fri plan, crack of noon from quarantine edition: Sleep in (done); deal with a small sysadmin task; sloth; meals ad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wg

chrisjrn This bag is going to be weirdly popular among quite for reasons the designers probably won’t get. #PyConUS022 pic.twitter.com/UBSw25ogzy
@dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson @NewtonMark Wait. Stay with me here. What if @JimCarrey is dead and is being played..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HP
Here you go, @dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson @NewtonMark. twitter.com/JimCarrey/stat…
JimCarrey Oh dear. :^• twitter.com/jasonselvig/st…
@Sandboxii Yes of *course* everyone saying the word “sandbox” nearly a decade ago wants support for some recently-l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gx
Hey marketing people, don’t do what these arsehats at @Sandboxii are doing: replying to the any and every tweet wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6t
@Lesleypatsb @sylmobile Thanks to both of you. I do seem to be on the path to recovery, so I hope I haven’t just jinxed it.
A podcast happened yesterday afternoon. Sorry about that. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

It is grey in the Blue Mountains today but not too moist. pic.twitter.com/WMmYzRKI8X
Friday. There will be ten, or there will be twelve. There will not be eleven. Your lucky colour is scarlet. Friday.