Gorn.
@corduroy I kinda think basic literacy isn’t too high a bar. Speaks to culture too.
The best of the best, folks. https://t.co/BKJ4w8JdSM
We can always make lettuce from curry.
@DrRhysPockett Stopped clock, etc.

ConspiracyBull1 TFW when you confuse George Orwell with JK Rowling pic.twitter.com/MXd7gxSIPL
RT @ScottFitzG: Not sure I like the look of this Teletubbies reboot … https://t.co/Y2Ab1Vr18b
@DecayRSO @dobes @davidgerard @rohan_p @swearyanthony Oh how could I forget the one that also put everything onto a… https://t.co/CVaviiYJXl
The Liberal Party’s vetting processes are truly wonderful to behold.
‘Politically homeless’: Katherine Deves rails… https://t.co/OE5ngpqEMg
RT @prleeds: Nominees for a Darwin Award.
Panic at Israeli airport as US family packs unexploded bombshell for flight home https://t.co/…
@davidgerard @dobes @rohan_p @swearyanthony Dropped to $36m, so $3/month. Or $100 for a developer account with API… https://t.co/1jTsXUncL3
@davidgerard @dobes @rohan_p @swearyanthony Wait here we go. US$50 it was. https://t.co/bXKG3HMhT2 And the audio fi… https://t.co/XfjBhxqkTF
@davidgerard @dobes @rohan_p @swearyanthony It was freemium, with a subscription needed for unlimited use.
@dobes @rohan_p @swearyanthony @davidgerard That was https://t.co/yPTPXzI4Lq.
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“German National Anthem on Electric Devices†https://t.co/l57evs3NMH
@MattLaslo @dobes @purserj @bunjaree That’s impressive for a city location. We’ve had 50+ species on this property.

It’s a bit Korean in style today. pic.twitter.com/nqhKJWD45J
snurbbotinfo Awkward; the Liberal partyroom is on Deliveroo.
@FlyOpineMonkey @purserj @NewtonMark Cruel but fair.
@MattLaslo @dobes @purserj The gang-gang is one of our most beautiful jerkbirds. Now listed as endangered, but here… https://t.co/IQirkxd5mv
@purserj @FlyOpineMonkey @NewtonMark Jeff has his own spacecraft though.
@FlyOpineMonkey @NewtonMark @purserj You know, “could†is a tricky word… Do we know anything about what those little fuckers are up to?
@FlyOpineMonkey @NewtonMark @purserj You know, “could†is a tricky word… DO we know anything about what those little fuckers are up to?
Have a fluffy jerk, @dobes @purserj. https://t.co/QMddRe6A5W
RT @CaseyBriggs: Australian vaccine coverage (0+ population)
First dose: 86.7%
Second dose: 83.8%
Third dose: 52.2%
Approximately 26.4% of…
@JohnBirmingham You can hear JB say more about Solomon islands and China and stuff in this podcast what we did on S… https://t.co/nayKv3L4NL
Today’s AlienSideboob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “Waiting for Godot’s Scare Campaign†and it’s free to read.… https://t.co/XZRvAgiOqZ
RT @Rabe9: 🙃a Perth mayor compares council’s battle against a new heated pool to Ukraine war🙃 https://t.co/yzOUBp39m0

AnarchyCoo MMUUUUH! SPEAK FIRE TO POWER! pic.twitter.com/4NsAvg4oju
@NewtonMark @purserj Sure, and that’s also a delightful scenario, but so is Vaporise All The Things.
@purserj @NewtonMark Anyway what Mark wants is a battery of Nike-Hercules to lay down a pattern of nukes in front o… https://t.co/Q4X8qrTufd
@NewtonMark Also, these guys are either legends or idiots. https://t.co/D35q32JRaq
@NewtonMark May I refer you to shot PLUMBBOB JOHN… https://t.co/gf3rWGCuAH https://t.co/Ng4NLxKPKG
I guess not. https://t.co/tPREliBOGt
Waratah sequence 2021, day 238. Just another generic photo of the two seed pods in question today. When will they f… https://t.co/zNo7NyAmgU
@tomlist3r I hope so, There can be a resurgence around now. Good luck!
I mean, it *might* be a two different people with the same name… https://t.co/SoLvcVYFJE
@tomlist3r Monday was the positive RAT but symptoms had been worse the day before. So that’s… five days?
Fri plan, crack of noon from quarantine edition: Sleep in (done); deal with a small sysadmin task; sloth; meals ad… https://t.co/633vXZ08Wg

chrisjrn This bag is going to be weirdly popular among quite for reasons the designers probably won’t get. #PyConUS022 pic.twitter.com/UBSw25ogzy
@dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson @NewtonMark Wait. Stay with me here. What if @JimCarrey is dead and is being played… https://t.co/4dVaEdA2HP
Here you go, @dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson @NewtonMark. https://t.co/Hql7WIOwR6
RT @JimCarrey: Oh dear. :^• https://t.co/DRF90clPC5
@Sandboxii ROFL! https://t.co/tz11qNBFMt
@Sandboxii Yes of *course* everyone saying the word “sandbox†nearly a decade ago wants support for some recently-l… https://t.co/r6E1NLSvGx
Hey marketing people, don’t do what these arsehats at @sandboxii are doing: replying to the any and every tweet wit… https://t.co/y7rlLr7b6t
@Lesleypatsb @sylmobile Thanks to both of you. I do seem to be on the path to recovery, so I hope I haven’t just jinxed it.
A podcast happened yesterday afternoon. Sorry about that. https://t.co/deNgJSnWqe

It is grey in the Blue Mountains today but not too moist. pic.twitter.com/WMmYzRKI8X
Friday. There will be ten, or there will be twelve. There will not be eleven. Your lucky colour is scarlet. Friday.