edbott WHY NOT BOTH twitter.com/DavMicRot/stat…
FionaKatauskas I feel like we don’t talk enough about how Morrison made up a nickname for himself and changed his signature and ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8y
@oberonsghost @Hippopeteamus Same problem across a lot of the US.
Reminder: My jokes are shit.
@kels_316 I didn’t know Nigel Farage was in Queensland.
Oh wait I only posted that episode yesterday so maybe you haven’t caught it yet. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Listeners to my podcast will understand the importance of the message I just received. lifesizecutouts.com.au/catalogsearch/… pic.twitter.com/2pUy7dg318
cj_sheu i fed the title “tax poem” and the line “taxes are good” into gpt-3 and this is what it spit out pic.twitter.com/G9iByQrz57
cj_sheu The Taiwanese tax authority is currently holding a bilingual poetry contest. Contestants can submit a poem in Chine..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yk
@jpwarren I think the PLA-N runs… excuse me… a tighter ship than that.
dannolan People say twitter is nuts but this is the most insane LinkedIn post I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/VjgkU6INCE
JohnBirmingham You know, if we had a Senator MAX DICKS there’s no way the Chinese would send a spy ship to spy on our precious fre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FK
bodleianlibs King Henry VIII has annotated this 1537 Bishops’ book (for the English Reformation).
10th commandment: “Thou shalt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R0
@AndrewBartlett @AnthonyLee900 Such a tragedy lol.
“Every Eurovision Points Round” by @SeanBurkeShow youtube.com/watch?v=zIY4s8…
BRAND NEW SHOW-GO: “Laughing Stock (Beatbox)” youtube.com/watch?v=XJX7Tz…
@suastiastu @hblodget No no no, they’re all true. And he’s been up for SEC charges of stock market manipulation before. He has no shame.
@jplonie Sure. Seems safer.
@jplonie Seems fair.
@jplonie I want to say that’s an outrageous exaggeration… but… How’s your Friday going?
Hang on Rishi, doesn’t your billionaire wife have shares in an IT services company? Maybe they could have a quick s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JQ
@AnthonyLee900 I know. And who even am I? I am merely the Chancellor of the Exchequer of the United Kingdom of Grea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N8
Lol yeah this is clearly bullshit. twitter.com/BloombergUK/st…
GrogsGamut “I did not expect that some tweets about a complex, nuanced argument that I’d been having before I’d even considere..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HN
@elisethoma5 Or a bit of ol’ talking down the price so he can score a better deal.
elisethoma5 Is this going to be like the time he said he’d give the money to end world hunger if they gave him a budget and so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wr
thepacketrat Thanks Twitter. I needed this emailed to me at 2 am. pic.twitter.com/WBxFntg2Jj
Listening to linguist @JohnHMcWhorter talk about “The Evolution of ‘Woke’” on a crossover episode of @lexiconvalley..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qq
37% now.
@JonoInAotearoa Yep. Anyone doing media stuff, big or small, churns it out and their focus is on the *next* thing n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yg
@JonoInAotearoa Oh yeah lol. Sorry, I forgot the exact thing. I recorded yesterday and it’s all gone. Anyway, yeah, it’s an amazing claim.
@JonoInAotearoa “1p36”?
35% now. You folks are lovely. No, really.
@Hippopeteamus @oberonsghost Much better than the Shitkansen lol.
rebeccajquah It’s bedtime. Gudnaightttttt😴 sleepy lesser hairy footed dunnart #WildOz pic.twitter.com/Qt8HEdc3yv
@oberonsghost I imagine it’s a beautiful journey though.
“It’s unprecedented for Dutton to label a Chinese spy ship sailing outside Australia’s territory an ‘act of aggress..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Od
@oberonsghost Wait, how long have you been on this train now? It feels like days.
GrogsGamut it really does bear repeating:
Savva yesterday in the SMH had the MASSIVE scoop that Morrison’s office was purpose..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zf
jonkudelka Not sure whether Scott pupates like a caterpillar or sheds his skin like a snake in these circumstances.
Currently we’re 29% of the way to Target One. Do please at least have a read, look for “The 9pm Edict” on your podc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O1
Guests are still being pencilled in for the winter series and we don’t yet know how many episodes there will be, bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rI
Still to come in the autumn series:
The 9pm Election Unhinging: Week the Sixth on Thu 19 May.
The 9pm Election Un..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gm
Yes, the autumn series of “The 9pm Edict” and autumn itself are still to wrap up, but I’ve decided to bring the cam..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GJ
PLEASE CONSIDER: “The 9pm Winter Series 2022” crowdfunder is now open. Please pledge your support for more special-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AQ
DrGJackBrown “So you just want to let him off scot-free for insurrection because he’s no longer in power? That’s like acquitting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I5
@naomhkilda @c_s_wallace @bradpsychology Thanks very much. I hear they do a fantastic schnitzel on Tuesday nights.
AntonyGreenElec If asked my professional opinion, I think this is an unlikely outcome for the election. pic.twitter.com/1EIUl1B9Vn
@kenchengcomedy My pleasure, mate. :) I’ve been meaning to listen to more of your work. I think the last spot I cau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4K
jxeeno Preference deals? pfft, you’re in charge of your own preferences!
I’ve just updated our senate voting card creator..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YG
hblodget Elon Musk realizing that 1) he overbid for Twitter, 2) it won’t be so easy or fun to “fix” (there’s already very fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s9
@JackRussell74WA It is, but $501 is Sportsbet’s standard “Yeah nah” odds.
Sadly for me this is at 5am in my Australian timezone (AEST) but for those of you on the British side of the planet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xs
@JackRussell74WA Lol yeah there’s not really any attractive bets there.
@jetztgibtshaue Or penguins.
drunkenmadman Call me back when “I paid off my sister’s penis with my student loans” drops twitter.com/GordyPls/statu…
@jspath55 A great Australian, and we have all learned so much from him. Especially not to faff around with stingrays.
@dfpiii Solid suggestion. :) On the basis of that I should invite you onto the winter series of my terrible podcast..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5O
@Aiannucci Armando Iannucci has also done a sub-series of The New Statesman podcast, Westminster Reimagined, “explo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pv
You punch the dog in the gills. twitter.com/ConversationED…
@MaddenDean I think they’re only taking bets that he does, not bets that he doesn’t. But hey text them and see if there’s a price!
jendudley When you have it in your cart but you want a promo code. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
Listening to @Aiannucci on @Herring1967’s RHLSTP podcast and it’s wonderful. rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?pa…
(Have I menti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…py
@AbstractCode Only if they place 10x the price of a yacht as a bet lol.
There’s individual seat betting too, for those who are interested. sportsbet.com.au/betting/politi…
Disclaimer: Betting mar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…az
Sportsbet also has a BYOBet market, with suggestions texted in by the punters. Some interesting pricing…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C9
I believe $1.28 is the shortest price Sportsbet has offered for a Labor win this election? sportsbet.com.au/betting/politi… pic.twitter.com/kDh2lTC5ai
This has become a porn account. twitter.com/murrigellas/st…
TheShovel Fiona Martin has apologised to Penny Wong for Tu Le mix up pic.twitter.com/TrkPybnqc7
Baddiel Saying now that lockdown rules imposed by The Government were too rigorous, in order to excuse The Government for n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l2
@juhasaarinen There’s no need to threaten me, Juha.
Dave Sharma is slowly turning into Alan Partridge lol. twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…
stilgherrian QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Im
From someone in Adelaide just now, on a protected account. Ah, the joys of push-polling!
“Just had a robo-poll, as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kh
goformike Crypto is the craziest game in town. A $Luna coin that peaked at 120 USD each the other week dropped to 0.00002932..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fo
@kjmci Makes sense. Thanks. First time I’ve seen this attack path.
@juhasaarinen Thank you for your assistance. As always.
@JackRussell74WA @Supermoosie No. I don’t. :)
@JackRussell74WA @Supermoosie It is. :) Although HMAS Kuttabul is technically just the support and accommodation pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pm
@kjmci I’d guessed something like this, but wouldn’t I see a message in email or iMessage itself? Or does Apple Hom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1Q
@JackRussell74WA @Supermoosie Sweet. But it’s quite confusing that HMAS Stirling is also at a Garden Island.
@DanielOCnr @abcnews “Extruded” is quite good. Or “sprinkled”.
Can someone who knows about cybers in the Apple realm explain this to me?
Curiously, this came up only as a notification within Home itself. I wonder where it came from. But which I mean, w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jo
You know, Apple Home, I choose “Ignore”. pic.twitter.com/c6HGTqi2WL
@DouginCanberra @abcnews Words, what even are they?
jeremy_gans (Yeah, thanks google.) pic.twitter.com/9MbpthPg7b
@archiearchive @bbox @PeterDutton_MP Ah! Now THIS is the information we need!
@geoffreycates You do need the big antenna arrays.
Hey Navy Nerds, this list Chinese Type 815 spy ships looks like it’s missing a few vessels, such as AGI-792 Haiwang..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5H
Hush_Kit It’s that time again: the can-I-get-an-obscure-British aeroplane-the-Edgley-Optica- retweeted-1000-times- for-no-re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sG
maz_jovanovich Coindenfreude (n) - a special kind of schadenfreude derived from watching crypto bros who like to refer to other pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tl
Not sure that “dispersed” is the word you’re after here, @abcnews. twitter.com/abcnews/status…
@trib @R_Chirgwin Oh for sure. I don’t expect every tweet to be seen lol. It’s great footage.
@geoffreycates It’s quite the thing, and if I were the PLA-N I’d be having a little sneaky listen from time to time..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…29
@Supermoosie An artist who says he lives in Two Wells in SA is probably not a good source for “I like in WA”. And u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JF
Hey @PeterDutton_MP could you please get your people to fill out the Google information and let us know what the bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Is
Also, it’s not a “secret communications base” if you keep telling people it’s there. ;)
As close as 50 nautical miles! 100km! Of more than four times the 12 nautical mile limit of territorial waters.
No..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…st
@R_Chirgwin Ah yes, I saw the tweeted these quolls earlier. Almost too many quolls, really.
@NewtonMark @okjustesting @expectproblems Here we go, first few seconds of this report. YLooks slightly fast but ot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8v
@OdinsToenail Very long ago. :) But yes, those of us old enough to remember the Cold War and how big the ocean is k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m0
OK, it was closer to the coast earlier, but FFS, “lurking in Australian waters”? LURKING! news.com.au/technology/inn…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qm
“When I was in Sydney the other day the taxi drove past… Jindabyne. Or maybe it was Nambucca Heads. Or Wagga Wag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cl
“Sailed past” at a distance of 500km lol. twitter.com/shaunmicallef/…
AffableHygge This is not an “Act of Aggression” under international law.
Territorial waters are 12 nautical miles from the coas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u7
SuperCroup I’m currently with @glengyron on the Lido deck of the Chinese spy ship having a blue lagoon margarita. They’ve said..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lk
@okjustesting @NewtonMark @expectproblems I’m a bit confused by the comment about the screens being blacked out, bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n8
@DavidFengTrains That’s one way of putting is I suppose. :(
@DavidFengTrains Oh, no, just saw this briefing. twitter.com/DavidFengTrain…
@DavidFengTrains I know Shanghai is a hell zone right now, but what about elsewhere? And what’s the vibe? I assume..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ce
@DavidFengTrains I know Shanghai is a hell zone right now, but what about elsewhere? And that’s the vibe? I assume..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n0
@DavidFengTrains [Nods.] That does surprise me. But then you’re in and out of Beijing and not Shanghai.
@DavidFengTrains These are all very weird views of China. One gets used to seeing all the people. Are there checks..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ES
@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @davidgerard And an excellent reply. pic.twitter.com/f9dsvVHxgc
ICYMI @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @davidgerard… twitter.com/thatguyintech/…
Inserting a nap into proceedings.
fairy_godslut Once again thinking heaps about Muslim cats who have their own prayer mats 🥺🥺🥺 pic.twitter.com/OrpIno4vJC
stilgherrian There’s also a crowdfunding campaign going for a winter series of special-guest podcast episodes. It’s currently 25..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A9
stilgherrian ICYMI yesterday, there was another election podcast from me yesterday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
FelicityMorse Headline writers, pack up, go home, we have a winner. bit.ly/1QYqR74 pic.twitter.com/GmYL76U4Ck
“The Room Next Door - Michael Gove” by @MrMichaelSpicer youtube.com/watch?v=aaRxj3…
SaintFrankly Can’t take my eyes off this. 😵💫😂 pic.twitter.com/0OOWVAG6dZ
@NickyWill100 The whole “If we built the trains here” line is complete bullshit too. He needs to drop that angle fast.
Remembering that for the Queensland state election in 2020 I did a livestream of commentary interspersed with me re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CG
DECADES! twitter.com/fictillius/sta…
Drag0nista Yep, this is his ‘Real Julia’ moment. Election 2022: Scott Morrison makes ‘extraordinary’ admission news.com.au/national/feder… via @newscomauHQ
In a way that’s probably too many quolls all at once.
QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUOLLS! QUO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Im
joshgnosis For no reason suddenly remembering Morrison’s brief plan to let teenagers operate forklifts.
@PhoenixFitzroy Snap! :)
Ah it’s Drew Pavlou thing. As you were.
W T A F ? twitter.com/ShubaSKrishnan…
@morebento Oh dear God.
This looks quite the seminar from the SANS Institute.
“OSINT in the era of disinformation and fake news”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JL
This is quite an amazing thread. A curious mix of first-personal reportage, intelligence, propaganda, and fundraisi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KM
@jetztgibtshaue Not even close. :)
OK now I’m in favour of it. twitter.com/D_Keating/stat…
A conversation between two voters earlier today. pic.twitter.com/V1QxDwM8M8
So, so close to understanding what it’s actually all about. Gaffe averages? Seriously? I believe the American term..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vX
AndrewPStreet Looks like the voice recognition software used at the Guardian has been accidentally set to “Joyce/Katter”. pic.twitter.com/vidETK14T3
@dfg77 Thank you. There’s something about that particular pronunciation that feels weird to me and my mouth, but hey I’ll run with it. :)
The waratah I’m not tracking closely, the one which gets more direct sunlight, has seed pods which are clearly ripe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…12
Waratah sequence 2021, day 255. The waratah in question’s seed pods are still virtually unchanged. I’m starting to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0A
@SuperCroup Yeah that fits with my pattern too.
@RealNickHodge Nah I just watched them for a while.
@19bk69 Not that, I don’t think. It may come to me.
GrogsGamut Painting Deves as the victim is about as pathetic a front page as you could come up with pic.twitter.com/yPa0qvcPVs
JohnBirmingham Almost as though climate change could turn out to be a bit inconvenient, eh. twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…
oberonsghost I’ve seen a moose.
@SuperCroup Interesting. I have something like that too, and although the vivid dreams are a thing for me anyway an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fS
@19bk69 I know it wasn’t elections. Maybe something financial. But I don’t know.
@19bk69 I can’t remember. I know it was a specific thing, because I can remember the face of one of the people I go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WT
I also remember that the catering was excellent.
I teamed up with the South African representative, an older bloke who was even more cynical than me. We sat to one..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2y
Another dream involved me being Australia’s representative at some international negotiations at a beachside resort..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jk
Last night I had some very weird dreams. One of them was that a flock of about 300 sulphur-crested cockatoos came t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…de
CptHollingworth I cannot tell you HOW FUCKING MUCH I WANT THIS ELECTION TO END. twitter.com/AustralianLabo…
@marklawrence :)
@sylmobile Lol I think that’s fair. The ‘rona is not a nice virus.
@pjf And right now it’s two king parrots, plus two of the 10 or 12 crimson rosellas which are usually outside the w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7l
@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @dobes @purserj THREE FAT RATS! pic.twitter.com/Pk7iZiquml
@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @dobes @purserj Compare the size of that fucker with some large rats later in the night. pic.twitter.com/iDWXDmiEty
@ladyhana @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @dobes @purserj Lol no, just raindrops on the camera.
@ReadPete Yeah. The first image I saw when loading the videos was its back to the camera and that primed my brain f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cN
@sylmobile Yeah getting some oxygen into those lungs might help. Have you got the fuzzy brain with it as well?
@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @dobes @purserj Shame about the big fat raindrop on the camera lens, but not much I can do about that.
Here you go, @R_Chirgwin, have a GBF possum at @bunjaree from last night. Also @dobes and @purserj…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WP
But I know we have swampies more often than not, and I’ve seen them in the daylight so have a positive ID for those occasions.
As for the wallabies, I’ll post some imagery to iNaturalist for a proper ID some time soon. We have a variety of them in the area.
Sorry of course it’s a possum. A fucking big brushtail possum. I’ll have to get a shot of a ruler on top of that st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6m
Hey Critter Twitter, who is this climbing onto a stump to eat the seed? Surely not one of the swamp wallabies but s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h9
@sylmobile Good luck! It seems you’ve had the fatigue factor much harder than I have, so you have my sympathy.
@quietkooky This way or that way? :)
Fri plan: I’m mostly going to take it easy today because I’m very tired, but I may drop into some sessions from the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3w
SatPaper Article unlocked here 🔑: satpa.pe/pgy twitter.com/KZiwica/status…
There’s also a crowdfunding campaign going for a winter series of special-guest podcast episodes. It’s currently 25..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A9
ICYMI yesterday, there was another election podcast from me yesterday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
It’s another moist day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/AxcbcpTfBr
@marklawrence Probably not. They are terrible.
Friday. The brown alpacas sink into the floor in a demonstration of their strength and mystery. A buffet breakfast is available. Friday.
Eight sleeps until Election Day!